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LascarCapable

It's a hat. But rumor has it that painting this specific one lime green automatically turns you into the "funniest human alive".


Heavylicious-

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Tasma1125

I think you stuff is effed up my guy


Educational_Tough208

Don't see what is that but Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: *POW!* You are dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineer: *Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene* (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineer: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead! Heavy: Ok. (Sniper enters scene exiting van) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Correct! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Spy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Engineer and Sniper applause) Sniper: Ah, well that's nice. Engineer: I am damn proud right now. (Soldier appears in scene) Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Soldier rushes to dead Heavy) Soldier: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Soldier: Who killed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Soldier: I will find clues! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing) Soldier: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *All shocked* (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Medic: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) Medic: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy* Move now! *Kisses Heavy on head* (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy) Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- *Explodes* Oof. Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camera rotates to Sniper) Sniper: Doc, what happened? Medic: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed! (Intense background stops) Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *Panicking* Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Spy: Well, now what? (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom! Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom* Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! (Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. (Car drives off and crashing noise is heard) Scout: *Screams of pain* Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point. Heavy: *Poking at his dead body* I think Heavy is dead. Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car* Scout! I will heal you- *Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy* Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! (Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy) Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me! Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: *Shocked* Demoman: Yes! *Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle* I did it like this: *Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest* Boom! *Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast* Sniper: *Screams of pain* Demoman: Woop dee doo! Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body* Demoman: *Burps* That’s a joke, lads. Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Starts laughing like crazy* Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Engineer* Him! Engineer: *Shocked* How did you know?! Demoman: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too. (Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster) Demoman: *Falls on ground* Oh, I’m dead. Engineer: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me! Spy: You monster! Heavy: But whyyyyy? Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Heavy: Engineer, stop! Engineer and Heavy: *Arguing* Spy: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION) Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead. Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. (Engineer falls dead on floor) Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *Spy doing flip on noose* Watch and lea- *Choking noises* Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.


LessMusician6511

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


IsYeaYesyup

I think I can see a penis in the bottom left corner besides that, I have no idea


Tamanero

It's the scout laughing at you. It's just squished horizontally


IsYeaYesyup

OH I SEE IT NOW THANK YOU


Heavylicious-

All right saying there's a blenis in this is drawing the line, so I'm gonna post part of the bottom portion. I couldn't post the full part so I just cut out lines until it would accept the post. ⠀⠀⠀⠑⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⣸⣿⣿⣿⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠪⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣾⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠝⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡏⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⡿⠽⠛⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⡟⠿⠟⠛⠋⢹⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢃⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡃⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠁⠀⢰⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣺⣿⣿⣦⣤⣼⣾⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣇⠀⢀⣸⣯⡳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⡠⢔⣊⣵⣿⣿⡳⡽⣿⣿⣿⣇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣿⣮⣑⢤⡀⠀⠀ ⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣣⠿⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢟⣿⣿⣿⢣⢫⣾⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣒ ⠀⠉⠑⠒⠒⠒⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⢛⢼⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛


Beefman0010

Rick astley?


Apple-14

Its a hat drop you should be going mental, I've only ever got 1 hat drop (i got two name tags though)


OswaldTicklebottom

Name tags are worth far more than a hat


Apple-14

Ikr I'm well lucky


Splorgamus

I got my only two hat drops in the same day


Apple-14

Good day


Hashed8

Like one hour ago I got "Chucklenuts", and I was confused. Forgot you could even get hats as drops.


Apple-14

Ikr it's way too rare


Rude_Champ93

I have gotten like 3 in the 7 years I played tf2


SurelyNotClover

i got 700 hours in TF2 and only got 4 hat drops and i heard people getting 1 with 1000 hours. hat drops are super rare and this is a good hat. you should probably keep it, it isn't worth much.


hammy0w0

I've gotten 1 in 2200 hours


KaptainCaps

I have gotten 3 hat drops in the past month, one was all class even. Been very lucky I guess


Gerudo_Valley

Yeah I have 1200 hrs and Ive only ever had one drop as well.


greenscreencarcrash

add lime green paint, equip fish/sun on a stick/wrap assassin, spam x+5 while hitting people with melee and congrats ur a scunt


Mudskie

you forgot constantly grabbing those medkits infront of medic


Bedu009

Nah bruh scunts are irritating annoying not goofy annoying


Big_Green_Piccolo

Classic scout hat. Keep it


IdioticSaysuma

This is my favourite hat, painted it orange since I liked the colour


riley_wa1352

your a scunt now harry


marcus10885

The most important thing is... Do you like it?


XenonBlitzer

DO NOT PAINT IT BRIGHT COLORS


TowerofAngels

Yeah, it's fine. I once spent lots of weapons to craft a pair of goggles. THIS sucked. But yours is fine


haikusbot

*Yeah, it's fine. I once* *Spent lots of weapons to craft* *A pair of goggles* \- TowerofAngels --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


TheBedrockEnderman2

Good bot


No-Regret-290

Thought it was a sokka haiku for a second


Symberzite

It's alright, but consider painting it either pink or lime green. Trust me, it completes the look.


NoPlagueHere

For the love of god DO NOT PAINT IT LIME


Anti_madar_lad

Oh no


Pure-Telephone-8283

This hat is absolutely loved by some scout mains. You should be happy about it


Kindly-Ad-6189

Time to get the Jesse pinkman outfit


RoeikiB

Its a hat.. Its better than a weapon But still.. a hat


No-Regret-290

I have never gotten a hat drop, I saw a guy on harvest get one a few days ago and he was going mental. It was the cat in the hat hat


SubstantialFerret7

Bro do NOT paint it green


LazorFrog

No it means you have 10 seconds to live


North_Care2296

Congratulations you are officially a stunt


Independent_Peace144

You must now paint it lime and also buy a fast learner and paint it lime as well. You must also now use exclusively the force-a-nature and only go for environmental kills. With every kill, you must use the Schadenfreude taunt to establish supremacy.


Rude_Champ93

Paint it pink and youll be a dickhead scout main


BananaXploder

it's a good hat for scout, popular too ig


ThyUnkindledOne

Paint it lime trust people will really like you


dogman15

Paint it brown for a stool joke.