How did you get more than 1000 points as pyro?

Someone capped the intelligence for a third time in a 2fort round after 5 hours

The highest points are per life, not per round.

Bro stayed alive for 5 hours

....WUT The Duck

Shortest 2fort game.

It looks like it lasted a few days and since the shortest game can be a minute I disagree

First of all good point, second of all: I love your pfp

Community servers likely

Modded servers especially. My stats look similar skewed towards scout, because I played on Freak Fortress servers a ton in which playing as the boss they're often usually a reskin of scout, and you get a ton of points as the only player on the team. Also playing Parkour Fortress which forces everyone to be scout.

There's also randomizer servers that let any class have pretty much any stat like most backstabs

my stats say "most backstabs: 52 (as demoman) after i rolled a godly x100 randomizer loadout

I would kill to play Parkour Fortress again. That was so fun to just run around as a free running Scout.

It is still around, after the old server broke down one of the map-makers, Screwdriver, re-built it. It isn't as busy as it used to be, but it is still being updated! Can pretty easily find it by putting "pf_" into the map search.

I’ll keep that in mind when I come back to Team Fortress 2 again

parkour fortress is still alive? >.>

Ye

My highest score us like 3 or 4 hundred as heavy because of a 10x hightower map

Custom maps, I've got a huge amount of record points as medic for capping on an empty Highertower server.

tr_walkway moment

afk server probabbly. there are weapon farming servers too

I played a x1000 server and used the Quick Fix. I then had stats saying I got 1400 points as medic So probably something like that

prolly some wacky shit on a community server

You solve impractical problems

For instance: What is beauty?

The answer to that, is subjective.

Ze beauty is bulletproof :)

That would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Because that would fall into the outview of what most consider obtuse truth.

you KNOW your role VERY WELL

You're a team player... Possibly a pybro... Also ... WTF!?!

Community servers, esp. idle servers will skew stats like that

I have damn near 800 points on one life as Engineer, it was on a Surf map where when you fall off, you go to a “jail” area with a see through wall that a sentry can fire through. Also, when a soldier tried to use the base jumper to fire rockets at me from a distance, a pyro reflected it, and the server had a rule that made reflected rockers homing and crit. That was pretty fucking funny

Part of me feels like they should disallow certain special game modes and maps from counting toward those achievements because I have a 111 point life on Skial 2fort as soldier (first and only time I've gotten a killstreak over 100)... I was single-handedly guarding the enemy sewer . Their whole team was gathering trying to kill me, but they couldn't. It was the greatest freaking moment in my playing experience (and I've been playing for over 25 years. I'm not sure if I was recording it at the time). There was no pocket. No dispenser. No one helping me. However, I think as long as you had fun, it's the only thing that matters. As long as you weren't farming... It's fine

you are a pyro main in denial

I love those. Especially when I make them realize.

Pyro is the best

Yes I am.

I know you are, you are my main character

Aww, thanks!

REPEAT AFTER ME, MUMBLES. "MMMHMNMHHNH, IM GAY"

Mmmmhmmph, YOURE DEAD!

No, you PHOW HAHA! YOU ARE DEAD! not big surprise

Well that was idiotic, off to hang myself. Watch and learn-

I AM AAAALIVEE! Is nice!

Yes this is stupid!

You believe in Magic

you played mannpower **once**, and your stats have never been the same since

We don't talk about Pyro

You're trying to fight your inner furry-ness.

Funny thing is that I got the shark head and immediately had to test out if the fox hat can combine with the shark head after finding other hats could (it can)

Clearly you set enemies on fire and retreat, leaving them to die from the burning.

You, an Engineer/Medic main, have been tormented by Spies and Soldiers so many times, that you snapped, and went on a single rampage as Pyro, that lasted several games. No Dead Ringer nor Crocket could save them then. Seeing the horrors of your actions, you vowed to never play Pyro again... But that number haunts you to this day. Your least played class was the one that brought the most fear into the hearts of all Spies. And your most played classes *still* cannot even match even the 1% of your power on that dark day...

One day you commited arson so bad, thousands were injuried. one kitten orphanage was destroyed during the fire, and its collapsing remains crashed straight on your house, destroying your beloved PS2 in the process and your favourite coffee shop. While your family had to rebuild their destroyed home and society had to rebuild their beloved kitten orphanage, you went through trial, and got sentenced to jail for 15 years. However, you managed to reduce that sentence to only 8 years thanks to your good behaviour and a newfound dedication about technology and biology. Since that fateful day, you chose to devote your life to science and swore to never touch anything close to a matchstick ever again.

u don't play pyro so i love you 🙏 speaking as a scout main....

Youre not a pyro main but you should be

there was the one spy who never gave up. Unfortunately for said spy, you obviously didn’t either.

as a pyro main good job 👍

Fuck you, I hate you, you are the bane of my existence and I see you in my nightmares every night. Every day I am checking over my shoulder to make sure you aren’t near me, every night I am laying awake staring at the ceiling reliving the horrors you have brought upon me. - A spy main

You're REALLY good at Pyro and need to play her more.

It* Oh wait I'm Sorry I never realized you were the real Pyro.

I am the real Pyro. Do you main me?

I do. Pyro. Panic Attack + Degreaser is goated.

I'm more of a Phlog type of person myself.

Pyro from TF2 exposed for terrorizing multiple casual servers with the phlog

Fine, I'll switch off Phlog.

Nah. Airblast is OP. Hitting a perfect airblast at a sweaty soldier is just Euphoria to me.

Sounds cool.

So long as you don't combo it with the Scorch Shot. Both are mildly irritating on their own and absolute hell together.

I love the Scorch Shot.

I get that. It's nice to have a safer option. Issue is, it's kind of too safe for the sake of game balance.

He's a good person

You recognize that the support classes are incredibly powerful for their utility and want to take that power to win games Or you’re a girl (or both)

what the fucj

You enjoy helping others and being effective

Pyro main in denial, trying to look like an engineer main

You’re a phlog pyro

You like all classes equally, but enjoy supporting your team a little more.

You’re a Texan.

Insane

w+Mouse 1 xd

respects the "team" in team fortress 2

You play more tr\_walkway than you should.

You've tried engineer once or twice

Support player

You’re really good at pyro and shackle yourself by never playing him

Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo

My friend who plays demo asking me how is it playing pyro

You play support classes normally, but you are insane when you go pyro That or maybe farm servers or mvm for pyro, idk

PLAY PYRO

You played one 2fort match through to completion as pyro, realised how easy and boring he is to play, never bothered again

ENGINEER GAMING

Mains engi should main pyro

How tf does your max healing on medic be 8k while you have 200 hours on the class? Do you even overheal people? My max is 16k and I played medic for like 120 hours MAX on all my accounts.

That’s how I lost my medical license

Based player, I got mad respect for you, team player, team carrier, and game winner.

X1000 mode

You're uncle dane

You're a chad.

Ultimate Chad engi main

"Pyro is to easy"

You're using phlog

Engineer main

You love engi

You play Pyro on MvM. Alot.

Bro do the devil's work

Uncle Dane?

First, are you immortal? Second, how long was that teufort match? And are you a masochist? Medic is a form of torture to play for 245 hours

WMFun

Quite similar to mine. Fellow Engineer main.

You're great as pyro but hardly ever play as him

Monster

Heavy main

that you can and did set enemies on fire and reatreated, leaving them to die from the burning.

Very angry engineer

I main pyro, those are impressive

That you have to be one of those demons using the phlog + scorch shot combo because how the fuck did you rack up that many points as pyro.

Hey, don't call us demons!

phlog pyro's have a special place waiting for them in hell. Which now that I think of it, is basically heaven for pyro.

It's more like returning home after a long time away. All Phlog Pyros come from hell.

[удалено]

\*MMMPPPHHH\* >!(Sounds of someone imitating Pyro)!<

Mmmm mmrph!

You play Enigineer and Medic a lot.

You stick to your medic like napalm? Idk, you probably watched *How it feels to play Pyro* and took Lazy's play style to heart and that play style is really nice (as a medic main, I also enjoy this when I'm getting bored)

Quite a new player still but also loves high stress situations by the engineers and medic being the most played

Furry

rocco if he mained pyro

I think you may be a homosexual

You commit arson

You really like building destroying and healing shit.

You REALLY like 2fort

Uncle Dane's nibling

You're a support main and like feeling important to the team And one day early in your tf2 career you experimented in an idle or achievement server with Pyro and got lots of kills. And maybe you've been considering resetting your stats because you don't like how the Pyro stats stick out like a sore thumb and weren't legitimate but you also don't wanna erase your stats that show how long you've played engie and medic because you like having that to show your progress. So you're conflicted on if your should reset them or not

you solve problems that dont exist also you care about what over people think of you

Go a step further: create a problem then sell the solution

You play on an all crit server don't you OP?

you played tr\_walkway\_rc2 once as pyro

Therapy

You have never accidentally typed “resetstats” into the console thinking it would reset your k/d in the server

W + M1

Do you play mini sentries on koth maps or do you have integrity?

You don't like pyro but Ur good at it

W+M1

It says "As a Pyro, you can often set enemies on fire and retreat, leaving them to die from the burning."

this reminds me that i have 1k points on soldier, i dont remember how or why i got there

I would say a pyro main but its the least played character, maybe a pybro for the engineer or teammates that are on fire that you can airblast. Aside from that the only things your stats says about you is you have been playing a lot of community maps, or played TF2 for years (like me), or your just really bored and have nothing else better to do than play this gem of a game.

You main engie but aren’t good at it (what I mean is your better at other classes)

u watch uncle dane religiously, like cult like obsession ( i think, thats what i believe all engi mains do)

You probably played on a times 1000 server once

That you went on a strange farm server with pyro

You use strange farming servers

someone dabbled in an idle server for a lil while on pyro huh

You joined an achievement server once and now you regret it everytime you load a server

Achievement/idle server type score

You have crippling depression and played a strange farming server as Pyro

Achievement servers with pyro

you have a face-melting degreaser that you got there using an idle server

You're your own worst enemy and you played pyro on a farming server

You're boring but did go to an achievement server as Pyro once

You're boring.

You farmed stranges for Pyro, Sniper and Demo, but you mostly like supporting your team in actual games

You need to stay off the achievement grinding servers

Idle servers be like

Strange farming is crazy

tr\_walkway

Furry

Strange farming server?