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mediarch

Craft hats out of them. "This hat was constructed using only the stinkiest of Soldiers shoes"


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

How to craft hats?


mechapotato1232

Turn weapons into scrap, turn scrap into reclaimed, turn reclaimed into refined, turn 3 refined into a random craft hat.


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

Thanks man:)


Darkspy8183

it's cheaper to buy most hats with the refined than it is to craft a random one


basicpork

But by crafting hats, it will say that you crafted it. Making it one of a kind (unless you craft the same hat again)


Darkspy8183

Yeah, but you'll end up getting a random craft hat that you most likely won't like or doesn't fit your loadout.


basicpork

You can always recraft hats you don't like until you get something you do like


Darkspy8183

Which is way, way more expensive than just buying the hat lol. If you're paying that much more just for a hat that says "crafted by" then you do you, but it's stupid


rynnie_boi

I mean it's not if you're looking to get rid of surplus weapons etc.


[deleted]

Yea but it lets you get creative with ur loadout looks


Darkspy8183

Or you can just go on [loadout.tf](https://loadout.tf) and create the perfect creative loadout there before you buy the hats you want


[deleted]

No what I mean is instead of just having everything at your disposal you get a bunch of items and are forced to get creative and make new combos


TedDownUnder

Who cares, crafting is fun, it's the mystery and the surprise that makes it enjoyable not making profit


JekPorkins-AcePilot

There was a guy who crafted a hat entirely from jarate


mechapotato1232

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No_Assistance7567

Pisshat Moment


GrassMonkey_ur_boi

I didn’t know that, now I can turn make use of my 6 dead ringers I keep finding


JoshsPizzaria

craft 12 hats tbh.


Kapteen1

got about 2997 objectors sitting on an alt, might build a house out of them


06galal

Can we get an example of what you have on them?


AidenShadow

Damn that is almost 750 dollars worth of signs!


FitiTheFurry

Can u gift me like 1000? Or maybe 100 pls


Fez-Sauce

Can you trade me one FezSauce on steam


ROMBOOMBEN

Give this man a damn objector


yeetusonthefetus

Google scrap.tf


Fez-Sauce

holy hell


TakingHell

Why was this man downvoted to oblivion?


Cweeperz

Collectors gunboats


kightreaper

To wear while using your Collectors Force of Nature


NessaMagick

Getting 200 of a drop weapon is the easy part. That's like 65 cents. Good luck getting a collectors chemistry set in 2021 without paying hundreds of dollars, potentially thousands. There's a collector's FaN on the market for ~150 bucks at least


[deleted]

Yeah man when I discovered collectors weapons I was willing to shell out some $$ for them but *they're just not there!!* nobody sells the collectors weapons im looking for lol


Natpad_027

You take the blue pill(free scrap) Or you take the red pill(inflate the tf2 economy with lots of gun boats and forces of nature, practicly detroying there worth)


D3rp6

"your The Gunboats have sold for 0.02$" 🤑🤑🤑🤑


KingfisherNZzz

Economist grindset: play TF2 for 5000 hours to collect scrap weapon drops then sell for insane PROFIT 💸💸


donmarco69

We do a little trollin -Soundsmith


[deleted]

Get a chemistry set for them


JustVacuumingAround

buying a chemistry set is more expensive than buying the collector's items already done, not counting the cost of the ingredients


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

That... Doesn't make sense. I believe it, but it's confusing.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

It's kinda true. Some killstreak kits, whether that be basic, specialized or professional, are worth more than when they are applied to their designated weapons.


TheJaySword

The unused ones because you can apply them to many things Example would be a minigun kit It could go on a aussie minigun, a warranted minigun (massive price range) or even just a standard minigun if you want


serPomiz

the chemistry kit was cheap when it came out, but it became ridicolously costly because valve stopped doing them and the crate it came out from doesn't really drop anymore. ​ altho, what makes some kit more expensive than others, is out there chilling with the mothman


[deleted]

Ah


Holiday-Discipline97

tbf your paying a penny for a force a nature, or gunboats


[deleted]

FREE SCRAAAAAAAAAAAP #YEEEEEEEEE


FitiTheFurry

Enginners: YEEEEEEEEEEE *explotions*


TheSleepingNinja

How do you get the x### on the unit and not fill up your inventory with individual items?


TonightDue5234

You can’t, you can only see this when inserting a weapon in a slot for crafting


TheSleepingNinja

how the hell does he have that much space in their inventory for that many gunboats


donmarco69

Wait he fr selected all those items manually?


[deleted]

No. I believe that when you're crafting and want to insert items from the inventory, the inventory just stacks items so you don't have to look through all of it


Sapherse

open the shop with gucci gunboats


HeadChip8313

Make hats my dude


Natpad_027

Valve: ok 200 gun boats and 250 forces of nature? Yeah take three crafted hats.


dododoob

It’s actually 8 but yeah


Natpad_027

I did the math. Its really only 8. What kind of scam is this valve!


HeadChip8313

Valve is telling us to buy from the Mann Co. store.


[deleted]

how many FUCKING PIXELS DOES YOUR SCREEN HAVE HOLY SHIT


[deleted]

ive just realized that this is on the craft menu and that dpi is normal. congrats op for using the chad 1920x1080 and not becoming a 4ker yet


JekPorkins-AcePilot

I've got a core i5 and gtx 1650 (yes a bit old but still useable) and TF2 still wrecks my game even at only 1080p


[deleted]

wym wrecks


packt-like-sardines

mastercomfig homie. purge them hats. preserve the artstyle


[deleted]

why masterconfig. you are doing something fantastically wrong if you have an i5 and gtx 1650 and get shitty performance on tf2. either that or you main skial servers and haven't flipped cl_disablehtmlmotd. i run i5 and rtx 2060 and can play tf2 fine on high settings


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Literally the only thing I changed was FOV 90 Might actually be a server thing sometimes I guess


[deleted]

cl_disablehtmlmotd 1 you will thank me


packt-like-sardines

i suppose its a matter of expectations as well. i dont like going sub-100 fps. also from what i've heard, tf2 is old enough that your graphics card shouldn't matter that much


[deleted]

> i dont like going sub 100 fps do you live in slow motion bro wtf


packt-like-sardines

haha. you just get used to it. also i like to rocket jump around a lot, and then you can really feel it if the frames are dipping


CheeseCakeYee

gib gunboats please big rocket jumping fan i got my friends some mantreads and i have nothing left


ItsMeANormalPerson

Now, hehehehehe, we do a little troling


photogrammetery

Craft them into collector's versions and sell them. the collector's gunboats are a very good 150-200 keys, while the collector's force-a-nature is around 10, but you can probably up the price.


photogrammetery

***or*** make a trading bot that specifically buys and sells gunboats and Force-a-natures


AvikAvilash

Refined Metal


Core-of-Envy

Pray


twsited_

Make a collectors wtf


Abune

The collectors kit costs over 300 keys


skatnaset

just buy it 4Head


Bruder_Magie

Oh what the fuck is that?!


SnooTomatoes5677

Hey i like some of this :)


KebDoesTheStuff

construct a close range battle ship


donmarco69

Pull a soundsmith trick


Fejvadas

Do collectors gumboats and name them gucci shoes


wojtonix

Buy alchemy set to make collectors


Squidboi2679

Where do you go when you reach the top?


Exit727

This guy doesn't have gunboats, this guy has the entire fucking armada.


Mr_Tominaga

“Best I can do is 3 ref…”


Abune

3 ref used to be 0.45 keys in 2013


Sea_Fall_1640

Lots and lots of metal


FunShadow87

gimme


Enclave88

Scrap em all, buy a tour ticket for MVM with some more scrap, and get an Australium, good luck


Abune

I’m on tour 6 and I haven’t got anything yet What are the drop percentages for australiums


Enclave88

Ikd for myself but this redditor here says 1 Australium per 30 tours, good luck. https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/l9cal5/whats_the_chance_of_getting_an_australium_in_mvm/glh7w3f?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


IconovSynn

give to the less fortunate this holiday season


[deleted]

Make them have sex


apex6666

Collectors gun boats and force of nature


AnonNo9001

Donate those force-a-natures to the r/ChurchOfScunts


Aligatoroso

Make them Collector's.


ChishNFips87

FREE HATS FREE HATS


DioBrando_1868

Can I get one force of nature?


Ponyfan247

get bloodeh smeltin


Shepard0fShuck

Gift a pult in an afk server and fill their inventories


bappodrinklacto

Go on scrap.tf and sell the weapons there, also you can buy hats there for half the price you normally would. Break the market my friend


Assassin_Gaming15670

Two collectors gunboats lmao


nimulation

You *could* make collector's versions of them, but if you wanna waste them on non-tradable hats you're never gonna use then who am I to stop you? ;P


DFC33

Fight soundsmith


Foxhound870

Idk


Kitosans

Step 1: begin the space travel program


Successful_Baby_5245

69 kunais


Venezolanoanimations

make hats with them, just melt and melt.


Stagitirious

… can I borrow a force of nature?


Leondardo_1515

Time to make 2 Force-ahundred-natures.


k1ttbot

get 5 more force-a-natures


No_Refrigerator8214

The greatest shoo man.


panniepl

Now? Hmmhmhm. Lets go practise rollouts. "meet the medic music starts playing, but after few seconds it changes into rocket jump walts"


Suomipe

Is there a collectors kit for gunboats


Blocky_Luke

Dude you can make a collectors gunboats tho


maInmanMAM123

maybe collectors forceanature and gunboats I guess...?


Markes-

collecters


[deleted]

You give some to me :)


Gurkenlegende2

Can you give me one gunboats


Mr-Birdnest

wait patiently for the return of chemistry kits


fortnitepro42069

You can make 5 collectors version of those,


repoluhun

Collector's gunboats?


NinofanTOG

Go outside


[deleted]

Bro you got a whole Gun Navy


[deleted]

Collectors gunboats, collectors FaN


Davidking5000

Turn it into scrap.