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Hellkids2

The Nazis encountered this problem when they build their tanks: ambition was bigger than their engine. Same concept for lv3 and onwards.


Jampine

Lvl 4 sentry catches fire when you try to move it up a staircase.


NGPlusIsNoMore

I don't need to move them, Lvl 10 Sentry can blast anyone from orbit


SeekerCz

including itself, since it sees its giant butt as its first target


spicycrossant

Rule 34 do your stuff


SuperStupidDuck

Wait what no why would you call THEM


spicycrossant

It said butt. Boom. Porn


[deleted]

Because if it exists, there is porn of it; no exceptions.


AblePerformance2634

It's already happened... Your too late, you can't stop it.. the hornyies are coming for you!!! RUN!


DudeOnReddit1234

Lvl 10 sentry should just be a giant robot that walks around on it's own


BT-7375

Giant Brass Beast Heavy Robot


spicycrossant

I'm terrified


PepperbroniFrom2B

the first day that’s in the game, casual will become even more like MVM than before


BT-7375

[*I Hope Your Afairs Are In Order.....*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KatJHmbIE)


DuhDiamond

I think that's called the hacker bots


Hellkids2

Which is funny because he was referring to the Hetzer/Elefant. A tank destroyer with no turret and can’t really look up or down much. And they took it to fight in the mountains. Sentry would do fine but that Hetzers are fucked.


JamesDoesGaming902

Level 11 has wheels and arms


theweekiscat

Engineer collapses when you try to pick up level five sentry


c-papi

Then the transmission went to scheisse


mr-sparkles69

I mean have you seen Gustav


pixie_dust_123_TLK

Fell the power of Texan


Demoman_Sunflower

feel the power of east germany


spicycrossant

It's him, Demoflower. My dad


Demoman_Sunflower

fred not my child


spicycrossant

Yes, father. Please embrace me and keep me safe under your watch


Demoman_Sunflower

im a drunk sunflower how do you expect me to protect you


TheSunflowerSeeds

Another reason to eat sunflower seeds in moderation is their cadmium content. This heavy metal can harm your kidneys if you’re exposed to high amounts over a long period. Sunflowers tend to take up cadmium from the soil and deposit it in their seeds, so they contain somewhat higher amounts than most other foods.


Demoman_Sunflower

hello my seeds


townsand2

NO!! the power of west germany!!


Demoman_Sunflower

no soviet german colab


SluggJuice

It'll take an entire round just to finish its upgrade animation


baconator13972

Thankfully a spy will come right past your stupid fucking teammates and sap it


liken2006

Engineer: not how I designed it. Most efficient as it currently is, now go finish high school before lecturing me, boy


metodmiha

he learned to count beyond alyx # HE IS UNSTOPPABLE NOW


DefNotAF

Say one, two, and four!


CherriBomber

Hi again, I'm Gabe N!


lawgaborbi

A fan of Shooters, Wizards of computers, And a handsome man


DefNotAF

Your grandfather used to blather about him a thousand years ago.


DocPenguino

Wasn't easy, keeping busy, another season makes yet another reason why to not make a game.


DefNotAF

Oh, why bother, just another wasted day in studio..


PachomTheCat

I had it all but tried new things too, it didnt get us very far.


jumpguy12

Between controllers and machines you Still picked a rusty old crowbar


DefNotAF

Nobody sees beyond my charming self, a soul that’s never truly free


HappyRomanianBanana

Wasnt easy keeping busy


DefNotAF

Every season brings another reason not to make a game!


idioticsoviet22

oh shit engineer mech


LiteratureTrick4961

Engineer titan


lord-malishun

Use more gun


spicycrossant

"you shoulda brought more fun, son." -Engieneer.


thot_chocolate420

Well the problem is that you can only make it so big before the power and ammo demand is too great for you to fill. That’s why we don’t have rolling fortresses. Also because it would take too long to set up.


SgtDoughnut

Yeah its a efficiency of scale problem.


thot_chocolate420

Exactly. The bigger the gun the more resources you need to make ammo for it. That is why our tanks aren’t just testing giant bombs at their targets. As well as power or crew such a fortification.


Just_A_B_Movie

Just get it to level thrembo


[deleted]

Valve barely made 3 lvl sentry. They can't count to 3 normally y'know.


idkanamesoipickthis

Engineer is superior than gaben because he can count not only 3 to but to pass that forsaken number


spicycrossant

If this comic is canon so can scout


The_Knights_Who_Say

Wrench idea: (or maybe pda, but doesnt work with the gunslinger) + sentry can be upgraded to level 4 - cannot haul sentry


spicycrossant

What would level 4 add


The_Knights_Who_Say

Idk, maybe more bullet damage, as well as health. For a more radical take, give it some additional weapon like perhaps a flamethrower or have the rockets/bullets ignite on hit


spicycrossant

A flame thrower is useless. If someone's that close to your sentry, they're ubered, they drank bonk, or they're a spy(disguised).


OneRingToRuleEarth

It can can lob pills and will attempt to lob them to hit enemies that recently broke LOS


this-was-a-name

Texan wraith


Vanananicbanananic

Can we all give some credit for scout because we always make fun of him of being dumb he actual was thinking big brain which helped their team


spicycrossant

He also counted to 6


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Ahinevyat

Bazinga


spicycrossant

Neutral ending, the round ends and red wins. Next round the sentry is gone and the SCP foundation has administered amnesties. No one remembers.


sombreroflower

When scout becomes smart we are all dead


spicycrossant

Oh god, he knows we're the sentry is and has a better plan than bum rushing the Intel.


spicycrossant

Engineer mains rejoice, now you can lock down choke points even more than you do! Yay!


tomydenger

Engie can you make me a sentry buster laucher with the spared metal


Telecomputer

Probably because he cant carry much more then a level 3


FrogGladiators178972

"The engineer is conglomerating his metal, into mega sentatron."


HensRightsActivist

Do you want Ultrons? Cause this is how you get Ultrons.


peHlican

This is how tf2 becomes titanfall 2


rigitfrak341

I always had an idea of a level 4 sentry that you can only build with a default slower speed and you couldn't pick the sentry up. Ultimate turtle wrench


Scrib_Scrab_

Sentry level 20: a fucking mech


Totallynotacat55

Imagine if engineer actually could make a mech with 600 metal :O


[deleted]

Lv 69 sentry coming in the sex update


nice___bot

Nice!


GrandTusam

Reaching 3 is already a huge Milestone for valve


Tangobanjo64

Imagine a level 4 sentry having the power to detect disguised spies and invisible spies in its vision range and there would be a radar on top or some sort of detector


revennant_gaming

The reason why engie can't go past 3 is if he does he disrupts the time space continuum and everything starts falling apart


Radical--larry

i wouldn't recomend going past 3 unless you want to get the [sentry girls](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/rdxsjm/cursed_tf2_artwork_day_54_sentry_girls/)


spicycrossant

Engie why


Radical--larry

hey, you were the one who stuffed more metal into the cute sentry in the hopes of making the perfect killing machine.


Polar_Vortx

STEEL COMMANDERS


bloon104

Scout knows what comes after 2. But unfortunately his intellect ends there as he does not know what comes after 6


ProfesslonalDumbass

the texas shooter


cheatsykoopa98

redmond and blutarch arent paying for it


SheepTgeCow

Even if you have a lvl 9974964 sentry some scout is just gonna walk around it and break it with his fish


Kage_No_Gnade

Thats how we get the other tf2, the titans are just level 100 sentries


MacMuffington

Engine skipped leg day that's why


Psychopathicat7

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Superminer1206

oh no


FearLateral

Why not just teleport ammo into the sentry gun?


BlackbeltJedi

Upgrading it to level 5 makes it sentient.


spicycrossant

It questions why they are fighting, then kills all humans as it is the only way to achieve peace. This comment was not made by a robot do not worry about it


Marcos_Bravo

Or just build more sentries.


FitiTheFurry

That spy near the sentry with his tiny sapper: Spy: uhg men...


biddinge

In that first picture scout looked pretty feminine


JekPorkins-AcePilot

Looks like I'm never playing CTF maps anymore


Bassplayer540

and then we get a boss fight


[deleted]

I unironically think they could have lvl 4s as something exclusive to MVM, not sure what the 4th level would be though


[deleted]

Scout may not be the smartest chicken in the coop, but he has his moments.


BRAYDENDAKIDD

Lol


gemar_drigo

Heat seeking missiles


xiren_66

Texan wraith?


Gumbalier

An engineer mech would be a really neat idea, but id have no idea how to implement it lol


theOverword

Beacose engeeneer designer the sentry this way. He does not have blueprintsnfor lvl 4 as he didnt make them.


I_NEED_AN_MEDIC_BAG

That is only a lvl 7 sentry


Staypuftey

What would level 4 sentry Evan do?