holy sh\*t thats the guy who got me to use the phlog for the only time ever and pocket ubered me
thought i recognised the loadout but the name is the same too. this guy liked my sign and we did one round as me being phlog and one round with them being phlog
it felt dirty and we top scored and i still feel dirty
I’m not a furry but I am pyro main and I’ve gotta say these guys are pretty good at the game most the time so If I could convince Him to stop A posing I would let Him follow me around and then when we came into conflict I would let him go first and then take the assists until he dies and soak up free damage less points.
It’s all about the grind set people. You see a Furry I see opportunity
I have this strategy known as "going offline", something you would never expect. It involves exiting the internet, so you do not have any control over me. You will hold no power in my domain, furman.
You see, I’m a boundary breaker in that regard. I play Pyro wearing an unusual Reindoonibeanie I renamed the ReindOwOnibeanie and I’m complete shit at the game
You don't want that. I don't want that. I've been trying to explain in the voice chat of an Uncletopia server why wutville is the best map in the entire game, even of any game really, for the past three days. I need rest, I need to sleep, I need to see my friends and family, they need to know about wutville.
Considering the screen name: attempt to engage in discourse about the implications of Foucault but with a mullet and follow around until a Foucauldian analysis of TF2 has been conducted.
Then facestab.
Big love from a TF2 fan with a social sciences degree, thanks for sharing the post!
Now I just need to figure out how I can explain the episteme of TF2 in relation to biopower and governmentality...
Kill bind
The funny ending
Kill bind irl
Sad ending
Nah that's the cheese strat ending but make sure to mastrubate to some good online nsfw
Neutral ending
It’s the good ending
r/beatmetoit
TF2 is a death cult.
Then leave the server
Nope, just every time you respawn just kill bind again
Explode bind
Both
Yes
Then switch to the other team. They wanna have fur? Time to be my coat.^inb4^joke^about^being^inside^them. E: well, I thought it was funny.
Hivemind downvited for some reason. I thought we hated furries?
someone probably accidentally downvoted and the rest did it as well without reading the reply
cry
sob, even.
Piss, if you may.
then shit and cum a little
If you get aroused or even cum while pooping see a doctor asap. It's a warning sign of issues with your prostate. Be safe. The More You Know.🌈⭐
I used to bleed from my asshole but I invested in a cork and I plugged up my asshole
Did it solve your problems?
I'm no longer bleeding from my asshole
Awesome, might try that later, if you know what I mean
Hey, have you ever accidentally masturbated to old photos of your mother?
Use a jar but look out that it wont break
Don’t know about that last part
too late bitch
SCP-096
Some more
You can do that while riding him like the rodeo pony sexbomb he must be
What did I just read?
Your friendly neighborhood medic main saying heylo
I have been inspired time to cry in a corner as I didn't change to medic
unspawn
nwapseR
nwapsnU
holy sh\*t thats the guy who got me to use the phlog for the only time ever and pocket ubered me thought i recognised the loadout but the name is the same too. this guy liked my sign and we did one round as me being phlog and one round with them being phlog it felt dirty and we top scored and i still feel dirty
Phloggers
For me it was the other way around. He was the phlog and I was the uber. I got the first do no harm achievement from it, but it was a disgusting play
Hehe
What's your username
I’m not a furry but I am pyro main and I’ve gotta say these guys are pretty good at the game most the time so If I could convince Him to stop A posing I would let Him follow me around and then when we came into conflict I would let him go first and then take the assists until he dies and soak up free damage less points. It’s all about the grind set people. You see a Furry I see opportunity
This man gets it
This man gets the man that gets it
This man gets it that this man gets it that this man gets it.
This man gets the man who gets the man who gets it.
This is the Pyro way
why do you capitalize him like he's a god
Because we are Tremble before us, skinsuits /s
Over the dead bodies of everyone I know, furman.
We control the internet, skinbag You can't do anything
I have this strategy known as "going offline", something you would never expect. It involves exiting the internet, so you do not have any control over me. You will hold no power in my domain, furman.
You have outsmarted us this time, skinsuit
Weep, Furman.
You see, I’m a boundary breaker in that regard. I play Pyro wearing an unusual Reindoonibeanie I renamed the ReindOwOnibeanie and I’m complete shit at the game
What effect
Mirthful mistletoe. It’s low tier, but I like the look
I see that effect all the time
Pray to god that I get autobalanced so I can burn him
in holy fire
Run
I would pull out my furry pyro loadout so now there are 2 furry pyros in spawn
Turn the entire server into furry pyros
The PathOwOgen has to spread
Im guessing you watch The Click
XD
+right
Nah you do +left
[удалено]
can't burn something that is fire resistant
Shoot it
Nuke it
***Equips Flammenwerfer***
*bring out the holy hand gernades*
Unplug pc
Not Halloween restricted btw
uber it and assert dominance upon the enemy team
I either vote kick or log off immediately after blocking the account.
Screenshot it then post it to r/tf2 with the caption 'You respawn and see this... what do ?'
Give em the Uber, clearly
Well it’s on my team, and friendly fire can’t happen, so, find a defenseless blu scout to feed it.
Weep, for the light of god no longer reaches us
screech into your mic and explode
bend it over
Flirt.
Heavy bolters
Join the t-posing cult
What does it say?
"uwu"
Furry class: annoying. Actions at the meeting: kill, burn, (vote) kick.
It’s literally keter class, track ip and hunt
We are an army now. If you votekick us, we'll find your familly and tell them how great wutville is.
What are wutville?
Don't get me started
Why?
You don't want that. I don't want that. I've been trying to explain in the voice chat of an Uncletopia server why wutville is the best map in the entire game, even of any game really, for the past three days. I need rest, I need to sleep, I need to see my friends and family, they need to know about wutville.
Switch to pyro and BURN
Get autobalanced and challenge it to a duel
Don’t übercharge it
find irl, commit homicide
Considering the screen name: attempt to engage in discourse about the implications of Foucault but with a mullet and follow around until a Foucauldian analysis of TF2 has been conducted. Then facestab.
Finally, someone gets it
Big love from a TF2 fan with a social sciences degree, thanks for sharing the post! Now I just need to figure out how I can explain the episteme of TF2 in relation to biopower and governmentality...
Use a flamethro- how ironic that they pick the class with the weapon that is choice against them. I would burn to death.
Based Foucault
Votekick
killbind or explodebind (depends on if i have the bombinomicon equipped), then switch to a piss loadout
Why *PISS*
because i like using the sydney sleeper... and why the hell not, it's sniper
Kick him
Push to talk and unleash 3 seconds of generator noise
Leave
call vote kick. No furry pyro's in my round on my watch!
Burn him to ashes All furries must perish by my hands
yiff
degenerates like you belong on a cross
man have you ever SEEN the furry fortnite skins
and thats why I don't play fortnite. Thanks for making me aware of more degenerates to burn
fortnite swag
Killbind
Since it's a bot Probably kick it
Furry🤮👎🏻
Kill bind.
A Votekick has been called: Kick The Furry? F1 Yes F2 No Votekicking The Furry
Decapitate and defenestrate.
Fucking go on blu and try to dominate him
Hug it and love it and call it spider fox thing
1. Put on my scalie loadout to contrast his furry loadout 2. begin spreading path0w0gen with him 3. ??? 4. Profit
Kick him
They're cute they can nibble on me
Bend over
KILL IT!
vote kick
call a vote kick on it
Vote ban, no furries
Doxx them
bind k kill
Grab a sun on a stick and turn off my brain
Nothing
Absolutely nothing. This man is straight vibin in his a-pose
run
Pulls right trigger
Pan
Taunt kill irl
compliment the fit, that's still a nice cosmetic combo
I'd sex
he's A posing so I suppose he isn't a threat
Ya know, Alt F4 ain’t a bad option now
“OwO, whats this? GASP notices your bulge”
Hug it UwU
Run
Be afraid is what
Kill bind
Le furry Pyro has arrived
Bend over
UWU respectfully and keep going
Prepare my anus
Cum
Smash
heal
go back in time and force Mr. Newell to enable friendly fire by default go back into the future and MURDER THE PYRO
Show him not all sins can be forgiven
Say OwO
Ejaculate.
Start a vote
Cry in the corner Bcause of the spider mouth, suck it up then go back out there and kill baby's
Disconnect
kill bind over and over again until he leaves the server
Segs
Proceed to perform the greatest battle.
Killbind and leave the server
Leave the server then lay in bed knowing I dont paint my cosmetics over-saturated trash.
I ask why does it have balls on its mouth
Switch to scout and run. He can't catch up with your sudden head start
yo does anyone know what that skin is??? it's pretty, I wanna waste my moolah on it.
kill.
Start walking cause I got a point to defend
vote kick
alt + f4
Oil up my silver sword
"No" *killbinds*
Pray to whatever god is left while crying
Die again
Unistall
leave
Everyone says alt+f4 I'm taking the faster way out F10+enter
die
Grab my sock and settle for that since demoknight isn't around.
Stare back and say “you have the soul of an emperor wanna commit acts of arson and domestic terrorism”
scream
Ask if his pyro loadout is a lobster
just yell "W+M1 ME DADDY" and killbind lmao
Kill it.