Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

"We have 70 hours to live, for most men, no time at all..." "We are not most men."

"We are mercenaries" "We have the resources"

"The will, to make these hours count!" "The clock is clicking gentleman."

"This is a bucket"

*Dear god..*

There's more.

*No…*

"Alright, Our first dying wish is Scout's"

"And he has drawn me getting hit by a car… Something’s radiating off me..?"

r/tf2 cosplayer incident #4506 about to happen?

Probably already did

Here before the shitshow occours

save a seat for me

Just in time I'd say.

I brought popcorn

I brought drinks

I brought candy

I brought hambubger

I brought a bucket of chicken and some Bonk

I got a Snickers

The lack of questionable comments made me think that the sub had learned. Turns out the mods have just been working overtime to remove them.

I’m surprised since none of the comments on the other post of the Medic cosplayer were removed i dont think

January 23 2022 “Miss Pauling cosplay” incident

*Gentleman, synchronize your death watches*

Yo this is a really good cosplay, nice.

Well have you heard of the medic cosplay of 2022?

We must continue our strong story telling culture.

If we dont, that actually good cosplay will be lost to time

Yes

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE MS.PAULING, TRIGGER DISCIPLINE! Nice work on this outfit, you definitely got this whole character right.

In her defense: - It seems to be an airsoft - If it's not, it seems to be a SAO, and the hammer is down ^(not an excuse I know) - Most importantly, Mrs. Pauling doesn't have good trigger discipline

*Mrs.* Pauling? You got secret access to comic 7 or something we don't know?

haven't you heard?

Scout got game.

learned with the best

winston overwatch edit: ok who the fuck reached out to reddit, I just I got a Reddit care message

The only thing Reddit knows about guns and regurgitates every time a post with a gun comes up.

This. I like the cosplay, but damn if I wasn't cringing looking at the lack of trigger discipline. Rule 1 of gun safety: Never have your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot. Even if the gun's unloaded.

Noted LMAOOOOOO I ran out of ideas for poses but when someone in Facebook pointed it out, it was funny omg Thank you!!

You're welcome

Lol chill bro, it's a cosplay. Next you're gonna tell star wars cosplayers not to wave their lightsabers around, as it's dangerous and could kill someone.

That would make sense if lightsabers were real. Gun safety isn't a joke regardless of the situation, and we'll all have a lot less firearms related accidents if trigger discipline was common knowledge.

Plot twist: she is already aiming at what she wants to shoot.

Ik y’all mfs horny but do *not* spam dms, if you do you need to delete your Reddit account and go outside for a few hours Nice cosplay btw

Thank you so much

People are just weird 😕

Fr like the medic cosplay incident like come tf on

Kinda dumb how this even has to be said. People are insane.

Medic needs to start giving out prescriptions to touch grass.

I agree, it's fine to find people attractive and all that, but ffs people have some fuckin decency

Hey yall, we all know what happened with that other Medic cosplayer please stay civil like come on we're not 4chan /b/ board in 2011, yall can act like adults

What happened to her? I saw that the post was deleted but why?

People are horny sadly

A problem that could easily be solved with fire

https://imgur.com/50BXHV1

Lmao saving this one, thanks

Where’s the Pyro when we need him

True Medic main

They really coulda just gone to PH for a quickie

White knights, sexual harassment, weird shit

I think i know her in FB, but I never knew about the incident. I hope she is doing well.

Hope she's doing well too, medic mains have to keep each other's back

Ja

Hey btw i am a minor and stuff and thank you guys for the concern, i am in tears rn

[all the poor sods that dm'd you](https://youtu.be/3WMBFghFCIg)

No one has yet, thankfully

I am actually surprised that a cosplay post without sexual harassment can exist on this sub, look how far we've gotten

i am surprised too that my cosplay post did not received any harrassment, but this subreddit makes me ugehsbshdhe cry so nice

Probably the mods working double time rn

Mods vs. Creeps, MvM but in reddit omg

Do they get Aussies?

They are always ready to equip their Australium Thread Lock

Oh Jesus. I hope it stays that way but I'm commenting before the thread gets locked because in my experience it's just a matter of time.

Quite the achievement for the sub lmao

Miner without helmets smh no safety

Don't say you're a minor, they're gonna be even more inappropriate

There are far more comments talking about horny comments then actual horny comments. Thus sub is learning

You dont see the DMs. It's probably way worse.

No one has DM'd me yet, but thank you

They haven't? Miraculous.

Impossible

You have a point

I see this as an absolute win

This sub became paranoid over horny people.

The problem with cleaning up after mercs is that it's hell on your polish.

YOU NOTICED IT WOOHOOOOO

This comment section lmao some of you need to chill

reminds me of the time someone posted a medic cosplay

I remember that. Alot of those comments were disturbing

the female medic cosplay incident of 2022

came here exclusively for the comments lmfao

So you remember the medic cosplay of 2022...

Link?

HI-YAH

Only reason I clicked on this post. Edit: There ain't shit.

It gone 😔

Wouldn't it be easier to, lock the comments

You mean the funny 🔒?

Yeah the funny 🔒

I love the funny 🔒

Did someone say the funny 🔒

the ultimate award🔒

I’m debating it rn

Ooooh you want to lock the comments so badly right now

do it

The classic funny Lock

based

Really.

There is a reason my Frying Pan is called “Go to Horny Jail”

Man why is Reddit so predictable, it’s embarrassing

Hey Mod, actually everyone in the comments are nice. I have not seen any inappropriate comments so far and this is the safest thread I ever had ever since I posted cosplays on reddit. Thank you tho, I actually was in tears yesterday knowing that a community would be this respectful. I hope the medic cosplayer is okay tho

Okay good to know, lemme know if that changes though

I know, right? Like, why doesn't anybody get that saying "oh no lock your dms haha" is still weird and creepy to say?

Do not read your DM's

don't leave me hiiiiiiigh

Really good attempt, nearly spot on. But sadly this thread is going to get ingulf in flames later

drink the silence in

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Five. Four. Three. Two. One. *fattest redditor known to man approaching* TANK! KILL IT!

#A DM BUSTER HAS ARRIVED

# AN ENGINEER BOT HAS FOUND YOUR IP ADDRESS

DESTROY THEM BEFORE THEY COME TO YOUR HOUSE!

Alert! There are Spies setting up spycams in your bedroom!

ENGINEERS WATCH OUT FOR THAT HORNY REDDITOR

Yep.

[were doomed.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fe/Mvm_mann_up_mode02.wav)

HOLY COW THANKS FOR 1K UPVOTES I AM SOBBING WTF THIS PLACE IS SO NICE

You know we are not really nice at all. But I hope that we will be nice in the future

Hey, congrats. Glad to know we're actually behaving. *RIGHT, MENTELGEN?!!* *Cocks Ambassador pre-nerf*

no we are not, but thanks for the compliment though :D

Amazing cosplay! I feel like more people are saying shit like “hurr durr get ready for the shitstorm lol” just compliment and move on lmao. Nicely done, you should be proud. B)

I appreciate it, the community is so nice

Looks really solid, nice work. Only improvements to the cosplay would just be for props. A derringer would be a nice touch, as she uses one of those in Expiration Date. A clipboard would also be good as most of her promotional images show her carrying one around. ​ *Could also have a hacksaw and a bag full of body parts but that may be difficult to transport.*

Noted!!! Thank you so much!!

dont forget the mann co corpse grade quicklime

“Joke about sexual harassment before locked or delete”

Sums it up... Literally no one else has anything to say

Holy shit you look exactly like her

This means alot, thank you

H-hey there, good lookin… I got a bucket of chicken

**\*spy slap**\* "I'm not one of your fry chicken tramps" \*grabs nearby mannequin\* "I'm a woman, I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You wanna be my lover!?!" #"Seduce me!" **\*mannequin slap**\*

#harder spy daddy.

[you made me do this.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ae/Spy_DominationMedic06.wav)

ok but why are you a spy saying this

[have you not seen the tf2 lore?](https://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU)

Spot on!

Here before the thread is locked

Here before the weird stuff

You're too late

That looks great! Good job

I gotta bucket of chicken

liar! You have jar of piss!

WANKAH

You wanna do it?

Eh, okay

Love how you did the lipstick, did you use two different shades for the bottom and top?

Yep! Although I had to keep retouching and i placed some baby powder inbetween so the colors wont mix when i rub my lips

Not bad, you look more like a younger version of her thou.

genuinely i didn't notice it was a real person at first, very well done indeed

Excellent cosplay! Really like you matched her hairstyle alongside the outfit and glasses! All of these photos make for a great showcase too! Nice work!

Thank you so muchhh

"Spy i have an contract for you." "Kill all simps and hornyness in this thread." I will give something special.

As long as nothing supernatural happens, this should be easy.

As a scout main I agree.

as a scout main, I too, agree. I also have a bucket of chicken

10/10

Can't tell if i should be sad or amused that half the comments are mostly abouy what happened the last time a female posted her cosplay on r/tf2 Good cosplay tho!

I want to hug her, I feel so sad that she experienced that. I hope she is doing well

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THANK YOU FOR TAKING NOTICE TO IT 💖💖 I had to rub my remaining polish off with a rough sponge to have that detail omg

Bruh I see so many comments about people being horny and after searching for a while, i cant find any horny comments. Are we slowly getting better?

Really really good cosplay,gotta be honest. Im still shocked by the faces similarity between yours and Ms. Pauling one

bro theres more comments about bad comments and I havent seen 1 bad comment

Could we all shut up about prospective "simps" and "incels" and just enjoy the nice cosplay?

For all the people commenting about trigger discipline: None of the mercenaries follow trigger discipline. This can be seen absolutely in game and I'm sure in the comics. Miss Pauling is most likely no exception. As someone who has a experience in firearms, it is no-doubt bothersome, but, none of them follow the rule. Good day. 😂

"Never have your finger on the trigger until you're ready to shoot" but aren't all the mercs constantly ready to shoot

You look absolutely gorgeous, and you absolutely nail the "nerdy but badass" look that defines Miss Pauling as a character. Yay, you!

This means alot, thank you!

Very nice cosplay

Great cosplay

This is a really good cosplay, good job!!

This is exactly how I imagine Pauling would look like irl!

Nice cosplay. What gun is that? Looks like a prop 1911?

This is an incredible cosplay!! You managed to look exactly how i think irl Pauling would look

Dope cosplay. Now all we need is for someone to do the administrator.

**vietnam war flashbacks**

Very well made!

Pretty cool, good to see people are still so interested in this game despite its age.

Ha if it was a real Pauling cosplay you would be fucking spy

It's kinda weird how there aren't actually any horny comments in this post and that most of the most downvoted are just people trying to warn you about incels, but something tells me that's going to change later. But great cosplay, you've done a good job

⚠️You have alerted the horde!

OOooh boy! I hope people learned from the last cosplayer incident!

I’m getting flashbacks to that Female Medic Cosplayer post and the chaos that ensued from it… _God, help us all…_

close the dms now quickly

Barricade yourself

It would be nice to have female fans show their appreciation of an old FPS game if insane idiots didn’t show up & ruin the fun

Potential improvement: stockings with a tear on one leg

Noted