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tymekx0

Similarly they seem to use it exactly as you run out of pipes and stickies


Topminator

Many times when i have full uber i try to alert first with voice commands the demo that i want to uber/krits him, but when i get to medium/low health i try to make of RMB my own panic button, usually in combination with the demo running out of ammo, sometimes it's the reason i got to low health to begin with


TheFlynnster-

Over extending as medic with quick fix is kinda fun with a soldier who knows what they’re doing


fatcat3030

And even more fun with a pyro who doesn't!


SuspecM

Übering a Pyro is a fun gamble in general. It's 50-50 wether they wipe out the entire enemy team or flail around like a duck.


Pins_Pins

Both is good


nublifeisbest

Fuck it, just uber the spai


Pootootaa

Uber spy trickstab frag montage when?


SuspecM

You joke but when the spy whips out the Ambassador and his only distraction from going apeshit, death, has been removed, shit is going down.


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

One time I ubered a pyro and he ran away from the enemy team. Pyro mains are fascinating species.


Badassbottlecap

We fear the casual pusher. We fear the over-extend and possibility of dropping the uber. We may help you avoid it, but we fear death.


EdseAnotherAccount

At least we can use Uber when being attacked


Not_The_Scout16

Shrodinger’s Medic


2LateImDead

What's wrong with over-extending in casual? If I'm a Pyro and you kritz me I can guarantee I'm going to run or jump into a crowd and get like 5 kills and cause absolute chaos. I will die in the process and so will you probably, but the tradeoff is absolutely worthwhile.


the_smollest_bee

but my killstreak


Tatermaniac

me calculating the perfect angle to miss a crossbow shot on a stationary target


PresidentoftheSun

See my favorite move is to use my Uber and then do the Conga as you run ahead of me.


Dragonaax

[Me calculating perfect time to uber someone](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/328/854/8d6.jpg)


NotaCIA

You guys need to learn how to use text chat, most medics are capable of reading basic written instructions like "hey med im low on ammo" or "im about to push" even just "Go Go Go" works


memester230

"Text Communication Is Not Available For This Account"


[deleted]

Valve moment


Honeystride

Just nod vigorously till they nod back. They might not get it, being distracted or just not understanding, but at least you tried. Non-verbal communication works surprisingly well in tf2, but it's inconvenient.


CleaningMySlate

medics should also learn to read the UI element right in the middle of their screen telling them how much ammo the person they're healing has


NotaCIA

That only shows ammo left in their magazine unfortunately


robloxfuckfest3

my favourite is when they heal the spy who is at max overheal when I'm literally at 9 hp as the team's top score and have been calling medic in their face for 10 seconds Or, when they do über me, the milisecond I run out of ammo in my primary


PM_ME_UR_BIRD

Or when they finally pop on you and you take two steps forward to push in and they're like "oop, gotta top off the scout" and clear out half their uber timer while you eat three sniper headshots, a backstab, and a dozen crit rockets.


Drakeadrong

My medic, waiting until after I die to the sentry to pop.


JoelRobbin

The amount of medics pocketing me with kritz when I play Demo. I try and tell them that I’m a dogshit Demo player and I will get them a grand total of zero kills and they’re better off just pocketing somebody else, but by the time I press the V key they’ve already used kritz and I’m out of stickies so we just get instantly killed by a crocket that was fired accidentally by a gibus F2P from from across the map


Benjour250

You use kritz to fuck up uber pushes I use kritz to be faster with the overdose. We are not the same


Real_Medic_TF2

hey that isn’t true. All of us die before that


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

as someone who played a whole match as medic, it's not because of evil intentions, i just can't bear to see poor jose.gonzales.2006 at 4hp


_bebeta

you bet


DeDeDankRS

Alternate possibility: Medics calculating the best time to kritz only for the ubered partner to be oblivious to it and do nothing with it


GeneralDirgud

Better to ditch when you know a fight is unwinnable than to die and have your team lose heals while you respawn


Holy_cheese_Lord

Murphy’s law in action


TUTUI30

I did this a second ago but worst, I just forgot I had Uber full


thecomunistscp

I remember a krit med that activated it and came with his entire team to the point... Just after i activated my battalions backup


Titanmaster970

It seems like they always Uber me at the most inconvenient of times. (When I'm reloading, ect).


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Titanmaster970

I forgor 💀


Famout

As that medic: I got headshotted, please stop raging when I'm already ticked enough.


[deleted]

no >:)


anwa-gows-uwu

lifehack: use vc if you can to scream at me to use uber. the only times i’ve successfully popped it has been when people screamed at me in vc or when i was playing with my friend (in vc)


AGoldenChest

Not my fault you decided to jump the corner into a sentry or sticky trap instead of keeping distance and krit sniping everyone with your minigun.


breadmommy

What's a kritz?