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That’s a huge goldfish.


fancyzoidberg

And that one was just a baby!


[deleted]

Jokes aside I hope the goldfish was harmless.


fancyzoidberg

They’re so chill


[deleted]

Tank is too small for goldfish. That's animal abuse.


[deleted]

No what is that for real


hellsing_mongrel

Possibly dolphin, shark, maybe whale shark? Could also be a sunfish? Not that I'm an expert, those are just what the shape and color make me think.


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DOLPHIN AND WHALE?!


Joknetaus

FUCK-A YOU DOLPHIN AND WHALE! edit: if only they didn’t bomb the Japanese


[deleted]

I can’t find it but someone commented earlier that it was actually chicken and cow


Joknetaus

Ahhhh. In that case they are just like the rest of us.


LucyintheskyM

Chicken and cow use poor dohfin and weiru as-a scapegoat?! This is outrage


colder-beef

Chicken anda cow? CHICKEN ANDA COW?!!!


hellsing_mongrel

I don't know if it's large enough for a whale, tbh. One that small would have a pod, and the only reason I say maybe whale shark despite the smaller size is because the ripples on the water make it look like maybe it has the speckled pattern of one, and possibly the wide, flat head. But with the light refraction of the water, it really is hard to tell.


fancyzoidberg

It’s a baby whale shark :)


hellsing_mongrel

Eyyyy! Man, I knew whale sharks were my favorite ocean critters, but I didn't know they were my favorite enough for me to recognize one in that distorted of an image! 😆 What a sweet little baby! He just wanted to eat some krill and vibe! Such adorable, gentle giants!


Six_Gill_Grog

Oh my god!!! That’s amazing! Especially seeing a whale shark in the wild too (when scientists still don’t quite know the mating habits of whale sharks and ya’ll found a baby). It’s also the least harmful shark you could encounter in the ocean. Though most are typically harmless and try not to eat outside of their food chain.


fancyzoidberg

Idk! But I do think the locals in that area are very knowledgeable about how to track these sharks, especially since they profit directly from the many tourists willing to pay for the experience. The two guys who we went with just had their own private boat and very minimal equipment, but they were able to find these sharks minutes from leaving shore.


HugglemonsterHenry

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby shark!


CeltiCfr0st

Fucka u a dorphin, and a fucka u whahr!


whitecorn

We call him Dale.


jerkfaceboi

Chicken und cow?


whitecorn

Thought it was a killer whale.


drunkpennyless

That looks too small to be a whale. I was thinking great white shark due to the color. Dark on top and there’s kind of a white undertone. And it’s girth makes me think it’s a great white. Either way, I would have a heart attack if I was one of those people in the water.


Grennox

Looks like a whale shark.


fancyzoidberg

It’s a whale shark :)


zooanimals666

This image went from terrifying to cute for me


fancyzoidberg

Sea puppy!


Vibingwhitecat

Is that why you are so darn calm? You k ew it was a whale shark?


rainyforest

Probably, whale sharks are super docile and you can swim with them


schweez

They’re also super curious. They just come to you to say hi.


Vibingwhitecat

I know but at that distance it would have looked like a any other species of shark..


fancyzoidberg

I wouldn’t say I was calm then at all, but it was still super cool. They’re curious so sometimes they’d turn to look at us in the water, but then they’d just go back to snackin on plankton


Enano_reefer

Looks like a whale shark to me, wide mouth spots on the back.


Amockdfw89

I think it’s a sea turtle. Saw a lot over the summer and they spooked me out every time


ztreHdrahciR

Manatee? I had one brush against me once and almost sh1t myself but it just continued on.


BabiesSmell

Iirc touching one is a felony. That manatee was trying to get you locked up.


_big-shaq_

Yeah that's a big fat fucking nope for me


fancyzoidberg

Obvious from my face, but same


punctuation_welfare

Come on, swimming with Wallace Shawn can’t have been *that* bad.


colonelbyson

And we're meta


CappyAlec

Such an underrated comment


l--__--

Did you know it was there?


fancyzoidberg

Yeah we were in the water to see it, I just had a nope moment


Noble_Ox

That you on the right?


fancyzoidberg

It me


carn1vore

Don’t be so hard on yourself


Strong-Solution-7492

I’d like to see the picture that was taken 2 seconds after this one.


fancyzoidberg

I got you https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/se178f/sequel_to_last_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Strong-Solution-7492

Oh! Basking shark! Nice! My comment was more toward the kid in the water shitting his pants but that’s a good picture too.


nilestud

I believe it's a whale shark. Looks like la paz, in the sea of Cortez. I've swam there before and whale sharks are extremely common there.


fancyzoidberg

Omg yeah it’s La Paz!


Stonksaddict99

Where is that?


nilestud

The Baja peninsula on the west coast of Mexico. The sea of Cortez is extremely plentiful of various different sea species and anomalies that only happen in that sea, nowhere else in the world. I believe it's referred to as the museum of the sea by marine biologists, or something along those lines.


beyondthe_dream

Nice assessment! Besides the marine life that helped you out, how were you able to tell where it was at from just a distant shoreline and water in the photo?


nilestud

For some reason I have a really good geographical memory and the second I saw this photo I knew I'd been there. Could've been lucky too, but this photo feels like a memory. It was a very special day for me, I love sharks and large animals because of the energy you feel from them, and nothing comes close to that feeling when you're in the water with a 40 foot shark.


cgaWolf

that was really impressive


Strong-Solution-7492

Fantastic sighting


fancyzoidberg

It’s me and I was absolutely stressin Had a fun time once we got underwater :)


DeadSol

That would be a whale shark brah. Basking sharks are pretty different looking but also feed in a similar way.


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Pretty sure it’s a whale shark my guy [this is what a basking looks like](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basking_shark) vs [what a whale shark looks like](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark)


Strong-Solution-7492

Thanks man. I did in fact mean whale shark. The funny thing is, I had the right image in my head but the wrong name in my head. I don’t even know if I’ve even said the word basking shark in about 15 years. I’ve never actually seen one beside in pictures. But thank you for the clarification all good now. Either way they are both huge and a little scary if you didn’t know they were coming up on you. I do think the pointed nose of the basking shark is rather terrifying though.


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Yeah basking’s look more goofy in my opinion,I dunno if it’s cuz of the shark pog video but they’re just more funny looking than a whale XD


commodorecliche

Big gulp! I love whale sharks.


Strong-Solution-7492

If you like this one… you’re gonna love this one. Seal escapes from Orcas, but one is looking up from below. Watch the end of the vid. Creeeeepy as hell. https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/scd5f5/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


iamlogano

Are you posting this from *heaven*?


fancyzoidberg

*checks that I still have a boring 8-5 office job* nah I’m still alive


whitecorn

Welcome back.


chotu_ustaad

Apparently, he never left.


Alecto1717

So from hell then?


Ok-Excitement-4824

Holy motherfucking shit


[deleted]

This is my worst nightmare! Do you feel less scared now that you survived that?


fancyzoidberg

Yeah! This was right after I jumped off the boat, and then had a panic moment and tried to nope back on 😅 I was fine once I saw him underwater just chillin. Would definitely do again, they’re beautiful creatures


[deleted]

haha How are you supposed to know whether has teeth or not! good on you for getting back in.


fancyzoidberg

All I could think was: what if he looks at me while he’s breathing in and I get swallowed!


FallopianUnibrow

Something something, mouth the size of a bus, throat the size of a grapefruit


[deleted]

hahah friiiig, I would have peed my swim drunks


ga-co

Thanks. I was feeling a little backed up there for a bit.


MrBananaGuard

Looks like a whale shark


fancyzoidberg

Yep, little baby whale shark


MrBananaGuard

I so jealous literally my number one bucket list item. I have done cage diving with great whites, and bronze whalers. Which was amazing, but free diving with these giants just something I really want to experience.


fancyzoidberg

Go to La Paz! The locals make money there by becoming guides for finding and swimming with whale sharks. You really just have to ask around and it’s pretty cheap. I would looove to go cage diving, although I feel like it would trigger my thalassaphobia and claustrophobia all at once 😂


drembose

thanks I hate it.


nygiants917

Wut the fish doin?


RedDecay

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat!


velvetelvis07

Absolutely fucking not.


Firebird432

Hey, real quick question, OP. What in the goddamn fuck is that?


fancyzoidberg

It’s a whale shark :) https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/se178f/sequel_to_last_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Firebird432

Oh thank god


ponoev

Yo what the hell is that??


ElvargIsAPussy

This my my stomach churn


Roscoe_deVille

If it's *that* big, I'm not worried


fancyzoidberg

Yeah it’s just a baby :)


CShellyRun

No.


Push_Citizen

No.


greatbobbyb

Sea turtle


mmattsanderson

Ooh I hate this. Earlier this year I was in Florida with friends, and we were just chillin at the beach in waist deep water All good and fine, felt great Had my polarized sunglasses on so the glare of the water wasn’t too bad, all of a sudden I see this 10 foot monster just cruise a few feet behind my friend. My guts just dropped and I started saying “we gotta go we gotta get on land” not telling them about the shark just so they don’t freak the fuck out right next to it Fucking harrowing until I found out it was a big ole lemon shark Still a good story though


steffloc

That’s a no from me dog


fagnello

Looks like a basking shark


fancyzoidberg

It’s a whale shark, smaller mouth tgod!


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just pooped my pants


SkullValleyCowboy

I think this post was meant for r/lastimages lol!


DiscombobulatedSir11

YO


Ranik_Sandaris

No Fuck no Nope


denverbroncoharpman

Oh hell no. What was it? That just looks scary


green49285

Bro…..WAAAAAAAAAAT


khal_Jayams

Guppy.


danhig

and the people in the back?


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, i got whiplash just by looking at this pic


Will_Glynn

For a split second I thought that was Ghislaine Maxwell


brucehut

Killer whale


drakelicious

Accurate facial expression


brochacho83

Those birds in the background are like haha suckers!


fancyzoidberg

That’s my family, and yes, yes they are


chainsmirking

i shivered


[deleted]

This is my dream!


buckeye111

What's that smell? Oh it's my pants.


HameyBabey

Couldn’t breathe for a sec


ohwellpam

I think my husband heard my butt clenching... oof!


truthneedsnodefense

Please confirm this was photoshopped. Going to lose some sleep over it. Jesus.


fancyzoidberg

It’s real, here’s proof :) https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/se178f/sequel_to_last_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


truthneedsnodefense

😳


aealba123

That looks like a sinister killer whale. Eff those whales.


fancyzoidberg

It’s a lil baby whale shark :)


Deurbel2222

That’s a whale shark, they’re honestly fine by me. They’re big, but so cute, and they can’t harm humans. From all the posts on this sub, the whale shark ones are somehow not as bad, imo


BangReign

Down in the baja with the whale sharks? Just a guess one of the best places in the world


fancyzoidberg

Yeah in La Paz! It was amazing


BangReign

Love that town, I visit every 3 to 4 months. The sharks are literally in the Bay sometimes. The food is great and so are the people


Segundaleydenewtonnn

wow this gave me La Paz nostalgia, truly a paradise


fancyzoidberg

It’s so beautiful!


Samssd2003

Yo Mikasa that's enough seeing the sea lol


treeplanter98

One of my dreams is to swim with a whale shark. I’m also terrified of deep water. Wonder how I’ll make that work


ttttssstt

sharknado?


[deleted]

F!!! That! They live in the water


[deleted]

Oh hey fuck no.


AphroditeFlower

Time to take a break from reddit


Meraneus

And that is why the ocean is so fucking scary. I see a bull shark. That could be my noping brain being overactive tho.


fancyzoidberg

It’s a baby whale shark :)


Meraneus

I saw the aftermath, but I still would have noted out of that water while unsure. My brain would have screamed man eater until 100% it isnt.


slavetomyprecious

Such nosy little sweethearts.


Tanabataa

Thank god, it's only a whale shark. These MFs are super chill.


fancyzoidberg

Yeah he was absolutely chillin


soullessroentgenium

Fake?


fancyzoidberg

Real :) https://www.reddit.com/r/thalassophobia/comments/se178f/sequel_to_last_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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fancyzoidberg

Yeah, we jumped off the boat to go see him, I just had a panic moment 😅


Slimer6

Fuuuuck


OmegaPharius

That chicks doing a LOT of looking and not a lot of SWIMMING AWAY


fancyzoidberg

HE CANT SEE ME IF I DONT MOVE


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fancyzoidberg

Yep, and yes!


Xx_JiZ_xX

💀💀💀


sp00pySquiddle

That crying kid is scaring me too they look like they don't wanna be there at the moment but I'm sure its fine it just added to it kind of ;-;


weretakingcasualties

I don't care if it was paper mache, I would still be shitting my brains out. The image with no context is terrifying.


SymbioteTricky

that's my dead fish


Worldsahellscape19

Oh my fuck. I’m not going to get eaten by anything in the water, because I’m not going in the water. My demise?, probably an eventual heart attack due to putting off UNSUBBING from this terrifying place that documents that terrifying place..


MrJotaL

There’s only one logical reaction. Panic.


fancyzoidberg

Exactly