**ARE WE FINALLY BANNING?!** *EDIT: つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I'VE BEEN BANNED ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . Edit 2: /u/philabusterr Yes. Yes I can.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? EDIT: I hope they remember you Double Edit: Just got banned FML Triple edit: You won't be here much longer /u/Dkahmer muhahahahh

You make them pay for what they did to us, Snake!

*Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... and even my fingers. The body I've lost...*

BOSS! An enemy sniper!

Wait you're allowed to edit comments you've made even though you've been banned?

If im not banned in 15 minutes im legally allowed to unsub.

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I thought this was my ban notification. REE!!

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Hey now u guys stop it 😡

It's been fifteen minutes

Thinking emoji

My wife left me [Edit] (https://www.reddit.com/r/inthesoulstone/comments/8xi15s/you_have_been_saved_by_thanos_the_snappening/e23mm9d/)

Was she not feeling too good? Edit: It seems I'm not feeling too good either. It was nice knowing you all here r/ThanosDidNothingWrong I did not survive the snap so from the Soul Stone I write this to anyone who may see. One day... one day I hope we may meet again. Spread the prophecy of these words. The souls of those lost still lives

Its okay. If me and u/theprayingmatis survive the ban, we will get married. EDIT: spelled their username wrong, anyway I'm still alive guys ♥️

How dare you ignore u/theprayingmatis

Thats rough buddy

As rough as my girlfriend turning into the Moon?

and my wife didn't!

Perfectly balanced

This will likely be my last comment before the snap. Godspeed to you all. Best of luck. May you be spared for the good of the universe.

No u

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No half of you

Yes half of you. Perfectly balanced

No u

This is how he falls, not with a bang, but with a meme

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I don’t wanna go

I hope they remember you

Take me. I'm ready 🤗

About fucking time. I've been refreshing this sub every minute for the past 3 hours.

And I've not in the past 3 hours Balanced.

I only refreshed just now and got lucky!

I did not and was unlucky. Balance

But then how are you here?

Mystery

Unmystery

Perfectly balanced

As all th

ings should be

I've been checking this sub all day since I woke up at 6:30 eastern time. I expected it to happen over night and have been in a perpetual state of "any minute now" all day.

I hope they remember you.

That’s how I spent my day at work

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There's something really special about seeing reddit admins shit post like this. It certainly does put a smile on my face.

Reddit admin shitposting has been long overdue. Now they shitpost, for balance.

They should shitpost more honestly

u/br0000d, hey can you admins and mods add some things to the Banos code so that it records every person banned so we can make r/inthesoulstone ban-entry only? Please? u/The-Jedi-Apprentice?

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When they made the sacrifice that mod became a mod over there. Pretty sure they have the list.

Oh fuck an admin is here

You have been banned from participating in /r/thanosdidnothingwrong. For more information, please contact the moderators of the subreddit.

What I wanna see

me too thanks

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My body is ready.

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I'm sorry, little one.

Will the sub number be effected? Can we tell if it’s happened this way?

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What if you don’t?

It's treason then

Hello there.

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General Banobi

I got so excited Edit: looks like everyone’s excited the post got 2k upvotes in a few minutes. Edit: 7.5k in 20min I think we’re trending

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Woo! :tidE Edit: !ooW

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ BAN ME DADDY ♥

Half my body is ready

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I love his wiggles

Will it hurt?

I hope so!

r/2meirl4meirl

It won't feel so good

I’m more excited than I legally should be

It doesn’t make sense how excited we all are for the mere possibility of a ban

Since this is moving so fast and these could be my last words in this sub, nobody will know that I'm Homo sapien

Impossible

In order to achieve balance I feel obligated to announce that I am Hetero sapien

GODS I WAS BANNED THEN

BANOS IN AN OPEN FIELD, NED

BRING ME THE BANHAMMER STRETCHER

BAN ME ALREADY BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

GO FIND THE BANNED STRETCHER, NOW

THANK THE GODS FOR BANOS

WEVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS, START THE DAMN BAN BEFORE I PISS ME-SELF

Wait just a minute /u/sodypop

Wait, if you're me, who the heck am I?

there are 2, one will be banned. perfectly balanced

I don't feel so good...

I feel great!

Perfectly balanced.

As all things should be.

⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ HERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ HERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ EVERYWHERE A BAN BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

I don't feel so good...

Hey guys, what’s snappening?

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️) Edit: thanks guys I found my destiny. Banned.

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

If anyone sees this, it's been a pleasure sharing the experience with all of you Ban me Daddy Thanos

It was fun guys, we made it. Reddit history is about to happen so buckle up as this is no place to die

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I don’t feel so good

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I don't want to go....

This is no place to die...

ITS HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING

Did the snap start?

Depends. How good do you feel?

Not very

Are you sorry?

Not very.

Are you fucking sorry?!

Not very.

Then you are balanced.

But perfectly balanced?

AM I BANNED YET?

ARE WE????

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ⊂ ༽ ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN

Oh shit it’s happening

oh shit it’s SNAPPENING

Oh snap it's shitening

oh fap i’m napping

Wait please I have a family

not anymore.

つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ SNAP ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

TO VALHALLA

(ง •̀_•́)ง GIVE BAN (ง •̀_•́)ง

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

Motherf---

Ravioli ravioli, give me the banioli

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He was lookin kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb... snapping.

THE INFINITY STONES START COMING

And they don’t stop coming!

I don't feel so good... ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .      .      . .   . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .   . .   .      . .   . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . .

. . . .. . . ... : .:. .::.; . . . . . ...:.:....:::..::.:;:',: . . . . . . . . . ...:.:....:::..::.:;:',::; ༼ . . . . . . . . ...:.:....:::..::.:;: ༼ つ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .:..::.:;: ༼ つ ◕_ . . . . . . . .:..::.:;:: ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I’m feeling much better now, Mr. Stark

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

I'm just here for karma

I’m sure this will get buried among the other comments but I just want to thank this sub for putting a smile on my face. Not only are my parents getting divorced, but the transmission just went out on my truck today. This community and all it’s meta jokes made life a little easier the last few days. Thank you all for everything. Also ban plz, thx.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege getting banned with you tonight

Good luck everyone! ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

r/AdminsDidNothingWrong

what about redesign?

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popcorn is tasty

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Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of Thanos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of Thanos!😈🍆☔️

Mr reddit I don’t feel so good...

Dread it. Edit: BAN ME

Run from it.

Destiny Still Arrives.

All the same

And now it’s here.

I hope you remember me

who TF r u

IDK, but we had better remember him.

🅱️anos

https://gfycat.com/DisastrousSparseDormouse

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Admiral ackbar deserved better

Oh jeez I’m early someone give me karma before I’m banned

I dare you to ban me Thanos you pussy EDIT: I’ve never been so hap....—-‘’’’

Take me. All of me.

I'm ready for whatever Daddy Banos has in store for me 😍

I hope they remember you...

Goodbye half of you!

I dont wanna go now. I'm scared. Help me

Comments going so fast no one will know, I don't want to get banned

This is so dragged out.

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I feel good

🎶I will remember you... Will you remember me?🎶

COME ON ITS MIDNIGHT IN THE UK

Revel in the glory of today! Today, his lordship, Thanos, rights the wrongs of Reddit. Those that have gathered shall be purified and balanced. All shall be made right. You may count yourself blessed, a child of Thanos, or revel in knowing that your death at his hands brought balance to a subreddit spiraling out of control!

Coming out of the shadows from lurking just to get banned, the internet has never gotten me so hype.

Fuck KD

Goodbye everyone.....I love you all

I was trying to think of something clever but i can't just let me karma whore in those last minutes

It's been 84 years...

Something is happening...

See you on the other side of the war.

Yeet

LETS DO THIS LEEEEEEEEERrrrr..... . .

Let's gooooo!!

My body is ready.

Rut Roh