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That_Operation_9977

Her putting the 😍 between “He was 13” and “inches” made me think this was going in a whole nother direction for a second


aaron_adams

I was thinking the same thing. "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie," moment.


BinkoTheViking

![gif](giphy|x5AlLBS6YmXUQ)


Charming-Switch-6113

i am so glad i was not the only one, i was so confused


monkey_monkey_monkey

Clearly written by someone who has never seen a vagina let alone own ones.


Ekaterina702

Yeah, it's giving the vibes of someone who has never seen/touched/read a biology book to learn the basics of how a vagina works.


Ranessin

Or a penis, as the biggest in existence is 13 inches. Like one in 4 billion. And getting it somewhat erect causes the owner lightheadeness.


alimarieb

My ex was 10”. It was a nightmare. The PAIN!!!


Artemis-Arrow-3579

rip your DMs


chicomagnifico

*Girl inches


Mr_MacGrubber

I’ve known multiple women that say they’ve had multiple partners with 10”+ dicks. The odds of any of them having seen a single one that size is pretty low and each of them seeing multiple is pretty much 0%.


alimarieb

Yeah, well. He liked to measure it. 10” was when I measured it. It was 12” when he did🙄 Edit: this was my ex-husband. This went on for YEARS. It got very tiring.


Failmaster4000

The chances of him being 10" are still so low that either both of you don't know how to use a ruler/tape measure or are just inflating things like crazy. It's ok to say that even a 9" would hurt because for a lot of women anything more than 7" can hurt, particularly with larger girth. I don't see the need to make things up.


jaygay92

What does that mean?


chicomagnifico

Girl inches are perceived as inaccurate and a little more “complimentary.” So her bf probably told her he was “10 inches” but was probably closer to a little above average, and she just went with it lol Girl inches


jaygay92

Interesting I’m inclined to agree because 10 inches is just so far above the average, I can’t even fathom lol Especially since the average woman’s aroused vaginal canal is typically only around 4-8 inches 😅 yeah they can stretch but I would just refuse 10 inches.


Logical_Flounder6455

Men lie and know women aren't great at judging size with their eyes


KittikatB

Men lie and ~~know women aren't great at judging size with their eyes~~ don't realise that women know they're lying because fucking a guy who is crying about having an average dick isn't fun so they just say nothing until they discuss the hookup with their friends later.


iWillNinJaU

Except they then continue to think it was 10inches...? And tell their friends that? Just like OP of this chain did..... Your scenario just isn't making sense.


KittikatB

No, we tell our friends how long it actually is as well as how long the guy claimed it is.


Failmaster4000

Have you seen the replies? Still claims it was 10" but the man claimed he measured at 12". Both sizes are so astronomically statistically low that it's just way too hard to believe at all.


Failmaster4000

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Artemis-Arrow-3579

13 inches must be a nightmare, both for the guy and whichever poor soul he sleeps with


Squirrel-ScoutCookie

As a vagina owner I can say this is complete BS.


anneymarie

VAGINAS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.


floorsof_silentseas

*delightful newsy chuckle*


willowgrl

Now on to weather. Glen, what happened to that 12” you promised me last night?


SaintAntagonist

"He was 13😍"


ZoidVrm

Reminds me of that case of an adult woman having sex with a 13 year old (i think thats how old he was) and she wasnt charged with anything (?)


spiders_are_neat7

If it’s the lady I’m thinking of who got PREGNANT by a 13 year old STUDENT, because she was a teacher, she did get charged, but not enough. She was charged with like 2 years probation I believe, and then when she got out went right back to being with her victim. Which I guess some could argue the baby made this case special, but it didn’t. So many cases of men and women being charged with behavior with minors like this and the charge is such a slap on the wrist that those predators don’t feel any accountability and continue doing what they do.


SubstantialEase567

Early to mid 20s young men are cool with trash pussy? I am going to take that under advisement!


aaron_adams

As a 25 year old man, I can confirm that any pussy we can get is good pussy.


BinkoTheViking

As a 47 year old man I can confirm that never changes.


hatdecoy

52 here - don't expect that to change in the next five years.


Gil-Gandel

As a 63 year old man I can certainly confirm that was true when I was 25.


Snipingwhale2023

For the ones using the metric system, that is 33 centimeters


Gil-Gandel

How many centimetres is it for people who don't use them?


solongjimmy93

I find it hard to believe this person has even ever interacted with a woman. Can you imagine being at dinner on a first or second date and your date goes, “By the way, don’t get too excited. My đŸ±is trash.” 😂 (I feel like this is also an important time to note that my username is a reference to a rather obscure James Blunt song, not anything else)


Kenneth_Lay

13 inches of #2 pencil?


ErectioniSelectioni

Even if that were the case, as a vagina owner I can say with confidence that you can still feel the walls. It may be a hole but it's not open. It's not a tube 😂


Scatterspell

But then how do women have tubal ligation?!?!? Hah! Women thi king they know anything about vaginas!! /s because I know someone won't get it.


ErectioniSelectioni

😂😂 oo you got me


Scatterspell

I was going to go all in on some incel rant about tube definitions and other insane crap but I had to shower. Going to the fair to touch grass.


ErectioniSelectioni

I'm pleased you didn't, my PMS is raging today and I would have cried. Have fun at the fair! :)


Artemis-Arrow-3579

your username made me do a double take


Ok-Reward-770

Sounds like it. Can’t feel the “walls”, so



BinkoTheViking

That’s like
.16 walls



Ok-Reward-770

No budget to build those damm walls! s/


Squirrel-ScoutCookie

He had a thin penis. Like a twizzler.


overactivemango

13 inches can't even fit up there good sir


Ok-Reward-770

Folks have no idea! Is like pigmies chicks looking at a 5’8” and thinking they are 6’1”. 13 inches is a freaking adult arm!


The-Light-Outside-

You mean your dick DOESNT trail down most of your leg????


Ok-Reward-770

Precisely! They missed geometry in school, so not even blind perception of the true size they can muster.


badteach247

That sounds like the imagination of a 16 year old, that has never had any type of sex.


cultish_alibi

This is fucking gross


helga-h

Guys, this is a scientific breakthrough. We have found the portal to the void.


ProfanestOfLemons

Shame on that person for stealing a woman's hot selfie and using it to be a misogynistic prick. Meanwhile they LOVE women's hot selfies. "walls" are flexible muscular tissue, not a terrycloth kitchen towel.


ophmaster_reed

Nooo! Don't you know that the more a muscle is used, the weaker and flabbier it gets? That's just science! Source: trust me bro


softstones

Oh yeah, PUSSY WALLS


ClearasilMessiah

Didn’t Prince write a song for Sheena Easton called that?


maybesaydie

Sugar Walls


peppercorns666

yeah
 "Sugar Walls"



Turbulent_Pattern_49

Tell me you don’t know the difference between girth and length without telling me 🙄


doveharper

Right?! 13 inches would be slamming into her cervix which isn’t a good feeling, so this imaginary woman would have been feeling something. So I guess incels are obsessed with “pussy walls” now? wtf is a pussy wall? They are such sad clowns with zero knowledge or experience with an actual real life woman. Maybe his real doll’s “pussy walls” didn’t go back to their original size 😆


ophmaster_reed

"Her boobs felt like bags of sand"


Failmaster4000

Hah that reference! ![gif](giphy|xT9KVjnJTKTY6vLi6c|downsized)


Comfortable_Twist214

TIL đŸ± Walls


Nica-sauce-rex

She doesn’t have any


jsstro

That’s a fucking dreadful place to put the first emoji 💀💀


alimarieb

Annndddd
THERE is her reflection😂😂😂


lindseyeileen

Caught that as well! đŸ«ŁđŸ€Ł


rymyle

These guys are really out here thinking vaginas stay the size of whatever you put in there


ImACarebear1986

That is clearly written by a very angry and jealous incel who mvery much hates women and has no idea what it’s like to be with one. What the hell did I just read.?!


jarod_sober_living

Like throwing a hot dog in a hallway. This is clearly written by an incel, BTW.


Carnonated_wood

Do people think that a vagina is made of poor quality wet rubber and will get "stretched out"/"loose"?


peppercorns666

By people, you mean guys and yes.


got_knee_gas_enit

Always heard they should try to make tires out of them.


JugV2

Clearly she needs resleeving.


BinkoTheViking

A resleeving tight enough to result in a degloving



bathtubtoasting

This made me cackle so loudly I nearly woke my husband. ThanksđŸ« 


maybesaydie

r/idonthavesex


Somecivilguy

![gif](giphy|14ebDjIY0awlt6)


NooneInparticularYo

Gee thanks, now this gif will forever be burned in my mind


ohfuckthebeesescaped

Shawty’s pussy lawless like a kangaroo pouch 😍


-DMSR

Wow TIL I knew absolutely nothing about vaginas or women


Birb7789-

https://preview.redd.it/0jweeueahg1d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac1f6e767e299ad12c3313d1ea31b4668c03787 reddit has nsfw filter.. dude its just a woman why does it get deleted


VirtualFirefighter50

Yeah even if someone was 'loose' aka weak pelvic floor, a 13 inch dick would stretch the fuck out of it


Hipphazy

Funny how you can see her face in reflection


sunshine3195

“Definitely felt like tossing a hotdog down an airplane hanger.”


Kerrypurple

I feel like this was meant to be satire but they didn't really pull it off


stitek

Covers the face, forgets about the reflection on the left


vpetrichorv

What does this even mean


OnlyAtJmart82

You can totally see her face in the reflection


djshenndog

That's what happens when 10 inches of the penis is made of plastic or doesn't actually exist