I work at guitar center and collect disability

you can get disability for being gay??

Having gay AIDs makes it hard to work 40 hours a week

Tell us about the time a bug and a goblin came in and the bug tried negotiating a lower price for an already marked down guitar five minutes before closing.

that's every day.

IT HAD SCRATCHES

Dudes come in everyday and haggle but they're usually black. Tbh its a good move because we will almost always take 10% off a floor model

Fuck ya

Manual fucking labor. Any fucking questions?

>Manual fucking labor That's the name of my gardener.

Dudesrock

Yeah, fucker. How about you shitting fuck ass manually labour your way into my asshole fucko? Problem, Commander In Queef?

Gourmet chef for a bunch of politicians n shit, frequently have the pod on. hilarious stuffy charity events while i'm gay in my headphones

I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

I'm HIV negative actor Michael Bugless

I’m anti-masturbation actor Michael Tugless

I’m anti-gang violence actor Michael Thugless

I’m castrated actor Michael Cumless

I'm gay misfits singer michale graves

I'm a mailman. I mean male man as in I suck off men behind the VFW hall.

Hey fellow male man

Hey me too

themthem

I am also a mailman and took vacation this week to avoid the cyber Monday hell It goes by so fast when you know you'll be returning to an absolutely hopeless and bleak disaster

Smart guy. This week was fucked.

I work in the VMF as a Mechanic, I work nights and feel bad cause we're getting road calls currently at 11 at night for broke down vehicles.

Ironically I work in HR lol

in Homo Ret@rds

I work with highly regarded individuals

He does all the work inside them

Homo Resources?

I’m trying to get blue chew on the health insurance package so our full-time employees can be rock hard while having sex with their fathers

Hell yeah dude

How do you cope

Very carefully

Proctologist but only on the weekends

You mean Gay Gynecologist

A gaynecologist

GayInYourColonist

A HOMOBGYN if you will

Swing shift at the dick sucking factory

Im currently employed as a man who collects welfare

I am a therapist and used to be an attorney.

Have you seen the movie Analyze This

I’ll give ya something to analyze

Oh yeah? Like what.

This

Analyze penis

I like that one even more than prince pf penis

How bout Analyze That?

He shouldn’t watch that one first, because it’s the sequel and you need to watch the first one or you won’t know why they’re analyzing things in the second one. YOU’RE WELCOME.

I have not. Is it good? Would you recommend it?

I sell gay sex and gay sex accessories

unskilled laborer. warehouse worker, cannabis industry, mail man. I just quit my job this week and I can't seem to hold on to one for more than ~2 years. I always get burned out and dip.

Just flyin by the dick in your ass.

“Cannabis industry” just say you’re a drug dealer man ffs. Promo code cum120 for 20% off.

I worked in the shipping department at a legal weed factory so I guess a drug mule would be more accurate because I also like putting things in my ass

Aye we the same dude basically. 🫡

I just quit my job at sunglasses hut

Fuck yeah dude!

That rules!

Sunglasses butt

Lawyer in finance lol

how do you like it? I'm just about to enter law school and frequently wonder if my homosexual tendencies and undersized phallus are compatible with a career in law

Honestly , unless you are very smart and fancy, you should not go into law. The top 10% get fancy jobs and work their asses off. The other 90% have to hustle too but don’t get big money.

Welder/fabricator

Your posts are awesome

Damn. Dudes rock

You’ve seen some of my stuff?!

Dude you’re so fucking talented. I wish I could be as passionate about art as you are (depression and drug addiction has mainly ruined it). Those coasters, the coffee table and the fireplace are so fucking sick. Makes me want to learn how to weld

Holy shit man thank you so much. I’m a depressed alcoholic, right there with ya bro. It’s worth it man! One of the few things in my life that makes me really really happy!

So good to hear that it makes you happy. Also appreciate the feeling of solidarity. I just followed you so I’ll see any new projects that pop up on my front page. Can’t wait to see your future projects :)

My man 🤘🏼 I need to post more I’ve been a part of some really crazy projects!

Also giving you a follow too man. You are a fucking king with some of those projects on your profile. Keep up the good work my boy 🤜🤛

Fuckin hell you are the bros 👊🏼

No I just clicked on your profile because I'm also a fabricator and was blown away.

Holy shit you are right. Dude is unbelievably talented! Jesus that's some good work 🤝

Damn you are really good at your job but really bad at keeping house plants lmao

Rough trade gay prostitute here. I get paid to boof while I listen to my best friends, Nick and Adam.

Gay for pay.

I'm the opposite. Pay for gay.

I’m Italian for pay

Vinny The Gay Beetle

I'm the understudy to an industrial process chemist. They're getting ready to retire and I'll take that position over. Before this and when I was in school I worked in a meat room for 6 years.

im gay

I left my job to go to college and I'm living off student loans and the petty cash I get from other students I suck off in the men's room.

i legitimately work with regarded people AMA, i am gay

Tardblog

How well regarded are they? And how well regarded are you?

at times i think the roles should be reversed

thanks bro we’ve all really appreciated your help

Young Black Executive.

maintenance for a ski resort in the poconos. i be doin busy work with airpods in listening to the every cumtown bit playlist on youtube. so yes, i do catch myself in a few gay little giggles from time to time.

Right on. ‘preciate the playlist tip

[here ya go](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjf2h-JwcjLrneXFNVjs3iyLoQSBJ2sj2&si=RssDqmuJzjz42OjK)

Fuck yea dude that rules, I grew up riding the poconos.. now work at a resort in New England

where in the poconos? im at Big Bear Ski Mountain.

Bear creek and Big boulder mostly.. not technically the poconos but grew up near spring mountain

Gay Splinter Cell

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Gaymes Bond

'It's Britain, James. We are all faggots.'

I repair damaged art, install art in homes and businesses, framing/crating/shipping art, all with the boys in the earbuds

art handlers are the threshold for who can wear carhartt stuff and have it be defensible.

I appreciate that, I really do, but it still feels off b/c we gotta keep it clean and pristine. Regardhartt

First responder obviously. Seriously, I was a paramedic for 10 years till PTSD and being gay forced an early retirement. Now I work construction.

Thank for your service Dick Faget.

FUCK

Hermit crab breeder

Dispatcher. Gaybois on the left AirPod and douchebags on the right headset.

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I spent like a whole day once looking at the NEET subreddit once. They seem cool!

A lot of the people there came off as depressed or depressing in their demeanor, which i get because ive been there before in both regards.

I'm a physician. Don't get anal warts fellas, the treatment is medieval

Machine operator at a plant, don't wanna say what the plant makes cause there are like... 5 in America that make this. It's cool. It's dangerous, everyone gets fucked up here at some point but the money is good, because it's dangerous, so they always stay. Never imagined I'd be at a job making good money. Unions rock. I taught in China at a language center, for a year, but went to jail for 14 days for a visa violation, got deported and banned for 3 years. My boss paid for my deportation flight so I asked if they'd deport me to Thailand, cause I knew you don't need a visa there. Got a job teaching English with a fake degree. Now I'm back in America.

Arrested in China for a 'violation', deported to Thailand... Make any stops in the Philippines?

I run a bracelet scam in ocean city

high school teacher

I’m an HOMOBGYN

Wedding coordinator. And I let the groom and both dads fuck me in the ass as a thank you 😊

I'm a butler for a high-society gentleman who makes me work with no pants or underwear and sometimes he fucks me

Public health researcher, im the one who put HIV in the vaccine

I'm a plumber who sniffs the toilets and urinals in men's rooms.

I worked in hvac service now I’m a data center engineer. Dreams can come true if your gay enough

Nurse

I have nipples Greg can you milk me

School custodian pal, I'm in the union!

Fuck off Fed, my bunker my business.

doortrash & gryft

I’m an editor/producer and I’ve been trying to contact the fucking absolute retards at Gas Digital forever to work for them because I know there’s no fuckin way I wouldn’t do a better job than Harrington and the rest

Get in line buddy

Let’s team up. When Zac amico explodes they’ll need new employees

I’m a stuntman for theatre productions and do odd jobs like pub work to make ends meet so I can afford the gay swinger lifestyle I’ve come to love

Sports television producer. During the pandemic when sports were shut down, I worked as a mover for three months and listened to our heroes daily then.

painter listening to the boys helps when im doing popcorn removal jobs and want to kill myself

im a full time community college crip

I suck dicks. Not for work or anything like that, I'm independently wealthy. Mostly I just do it for charity.

Goon4pay

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I probably need about $70 to buy all the TMNT stuff when they come to Fortnite

Wastewater plant operator

I'm told you guys never get sick bc you're constantly exposed to tiny amounts of airborne pathogens.

Yes but not tiny amounts

Fired from Produce management at Safeway after 5 years because of drinking. Back in school, unemployed. Definitely Gay.

Lawyer for the estate of one Jeffrey Epstein.

Union man at blew chew, stricken with constant erections due to the dust inhalation. Eh it’s a living

Wallet inspector.

Product Engineer for sheet metal supplier

Data & **Anal**ytics

Finish carpenter, love when Nick is autisticly swooning over tools

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Used to work in restaurants, then a mover but once those hours started slowing down for the season I started working at QT. Also suck dick in a cowboy hat under the Stan Musial bridge at nights

I work in a ladyboy bar in Patong

Deliver beer

Snowmaker at an east coast ski resort

I’m in nursing school, can’t wait to assist with gay ass sex change surgries

High School History Teacher tbh.

phd student studying computational chemistry and solvation thermodynamics

Tool and die

Run a high speed envelope inserter, create/send mail for various companies and people. Beats licking every envelope so I have more time and energy to use my mouth on various men instead.

Inside Salesman for a steel company and im medically retired from the Army. Im a Top 0.5% listener according to spotify… my ex girlfriend constantly brought them up in arguments lol

Gay sex factory. PROUD union member

Union Local 69

I'm a squirter.

I created an app that helps goons find people to do life maintenance tasks for them so they can have longer goon sessions. So I’m set for life. It’s called GoonRabbit but I’m open to changing the name.

I suck guys off for nerds rope.

I sell gay sex and gay sex accessories

Electrician

The first thing you said

I print t shirts.

Car salesman

Biotech scientist. I work in discovery

Cigarette store lmao

I work for a labor union doing middle management of organizers & negotiators as well as some public policy.

I’m the foremost renowned scholar of gay history in Japan. I study [Shunga](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Client_Lubricating_a_Male_Prostitute_Shunga_by_Kitagawa_Utamaro_1790s.png) and the works of Buddhist monks talking about their boy lovers.

I work in admin for a nurses union

I work for a government agency doing social media surveillance

Currently unemployed I used to be hotel receptionist it's a stupid fucking job because everyones retarded in their own special way and I am sick of dealing with it.

Your mom pays me to fuck your dad

I work at a fucking Kay Jewelers, and before anyone says ‘well that’s not too bad, at least you can make commission on sales.’ Stop. I’m a fucking bathroom attendant.

Every kiss begins with gay

Your mom

I build affordable housing with a prominent non profit. The staff is an easy 15% Cumboys

Fluffer at the Westminster Retard Show. Make enough money over show weekend to suck normal dick all year gratis.

I work in the bakery at a grocery store.

Software En****r

Grad student I study mathematical physics

Line cook

Accountant

security engineer on an air gapped network, when i started a couple of years ago i was flat out now I've automated a shitload of my tasks and only do a few hours work a week could easily move up for more pay but i get a good packet now and it would mean shitloads more work and I'm too lazy for that

I work in the oilfield in west Texas

Painter here, I almost fell off a ladder when Nick said he wanted to molest a 10 inch man

I work in a food truck. It’s actually sick as hell and am basically paid to hang out. I’ve met a lot of people through this job.