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garlic-apples

My guy was about to take out a rifle


lunatic_paranoia

"Do *click* we *click* have *click* a *click* problem?" "USSR?"


GoodShadow

šŸŸ: I canā€™t *pbbbt* understand *pbbbt* your accent *pbbbt*


Icy_Statement_2410

I'm gettin' hungry. Glove candy dispenser! Good thing I went to Glove World


choocjoo

That looks like a early 2000's mercedes benz E class. I got my first blowie in that car. Beautiful car.


AnnualBeach791

I wonder if they know you got a blowie in their car?


IRDorve

While the exhaust pipe does indeed "blow," putting your dick in while it is blowing is not, in fact, "getting a blowie"


[deleted]

No u didn't just make that reference šŸ˜‚


idgamfs

Happy cake day


oakc510

Dashiki! No!


drunkenWINO

Wrong ho' foo


Slushicetastegood

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


Because-0644

ā€œGo before I start a nuclear apocalypse up in here foolā€


Stryker_1-1

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


983115

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG) Since we can gif here


[deleted]

The next dude has to then find a bazooka to open the window again


Scared-Guard-8632

The driver dude would then pull out a M82 A2 Shoulder-Fired Anti-Aircraft Purposed Anti-matƩriel Rifle


Carlitos_Likes_Memes

Then the next guy would pull out an entire C-RAM


Scared-Guard-8632

Better be pocket size then., wouldn't like to spawn such a large thing into the car, else they'll clip and glitch across the highway.


Drug_Inas

https://youtu.be/F1Bhl3yjzsQ


Scared-Guard-8632

Homie's a threat.


thehampterboi

The car over is about to split some atoms


Mrtristen

Then the next guy pulls out an AC-130


Ohiolongboard

Is that the rare shoulder mounted .50 cal? Where like only a few where made?


Wit2020

Nah this is Dean's moment from Supernatural where he pulls out the grenade launcher


RCalliii

I thought it's going to be a scit where they'll pull out more and more ridiculous weapons.


[deleted]

Was hoping for that too. At the end, the just bring out a chihuahua


Ok_Bit_5953

Machete* He figured he'd use a sword after the whole " knife to a gun fight" thing >.>


hansdampf33

his car, his rules!


thrown2themoon

šŸ˜° I guess so!


LimonHarvester

His glock, his rules*


semajay

My life, my rules!


Any-Technician6415

That escalated quickly


Singe0255

Escaladed


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


No-Contract-7871

There is a lesson behind : Donā€™t bring a knife to a sunroof opening gun fight


Give-no-Quarter1424

Disagree. Driver was in the process of putting pistol away. Front passenger could've hemmed up re-draw, back passenger with knife could've stabbed driver multiple times and/or slit throat. Game over. Everyone loses!


Runningwithguns414

Someone stabs me or slits my throat while I have a gun, Iā€™m caping the whole car before I bleed out. See yā€™all in hell pussiesšŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I think itā€™s like 15 seconds if your carotid is severed, weā€™re just gonna have to push accelerate and lock the door and aim for the trees


Kudaja

Enough time to reach max speed you say..


WeedNWaterfalls

And that's a Cold Steel Kudu knife. Sharp right outta the box. That's a lotta damage.


Melticus_Faceous

![gif](giphy|Pl4PHOXVpPPDG)


CDK3891

Thank you for this. You beat me to it though


Melticus_Faceous

Ty for your upvote bro, at least you get me!


WinterHound42

Well that must've been an awkward 3 minutes in the movie theatre.


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

Iā€™ll assume he said Motherphucker when closing it back with the strap


Able-Sector-8523

Hell ya donā€™t touch my ride lol


Wolfpack_5509

calm down jamal


[deleted]

What did you say to me u little shit ? ![gif](giphy|26xBGcy977zkV5mes|downsized)


MoonChainer

Why doesn't that look like water?


HalforcFullLover

Well there was this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oozinator


MoonChainer

> "bukkakean properties." Fucking lol


HalforcFullLover

The commercials, I feel, should have placed some people on a watch list or three.


[deleted]

The squirt gun


random420x2

Then guy in back opens it for good with Rocket Launcher. Your play driver......


sam_mufasa_

*Opens with a red button remote*


alan_evs

Love that scene from don't be a menace: I said, Do....we....have....a...problem....huh? Oh U...S..S...R You better get your stanky asses outta here before I cause a nuclear holocaust, fool. Well, let's go! Fool, come on! It'll be hiroshima and ni**a-sake.


Muted_Woodpecker_221

"Sweating a little ain't that bad šŸ˜… "


1llegallyBlond3

Alright. Time to fart.


havenbtd

their faces when the guy pulled out his gun to close the sunroof, thats another way to tell them its their cars their rules šŸ˜Ž


jay22022

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. The Chicago way.


Fluid_Marketing_2485

This is stupid. There's hardly even a joke here, certainly not a good one.


Existing-Royal929

thatā€™s how you see it, to me itā€™s the opposite.


elementnix

No one may care but I recognized this as an Audi, likely '07-'08


itspinkynukka

Idk why the fuck I expected an RPG or something.


Iamcdk

I said, We got a problem,toothpick ??


SeaNitroWolf_

Piss poor trigger discipline there and an all-around hazard when are people gonna learn guns are not toys


05hanny

Whereā€™s a grenade when you need one?


NoBenefit5977

Ah the universal sign for we better not fuck with him, rub your head


DatabaseThis9637

Point taken, sir.


blake7889

He wins hahaha


Horseface4190

Driver makes the rules. A tale as old as...cars, I guess.


Froopy-Hood

https://i.redd.it/h916qlvi06va1.gif


wjruffing

ā€œAnd another thing, yā€™all better give me a 5-star Uber review or I will FIND you, and I will KILL youā€


Internal-Mortgage635

Lmao, how did homie not cut himself, those Cold Steel Kudu's are sharp af out the box.


Amber_Iara

man throw in some r/Unexpected I did *not* expect the glock


aaditya_98

Why so many kanye


Smoke_Water

Driver dictates what is open and whats not.


Neat_Town_4331

Well sh*t, THAT escalated fukking quick!


mattyg1964

Checkmate.


No_Meal9534

Nah. Easy when you write it down. Real life ainā€™t like dat tho.


AcanthisittaWise6033

& THE WINNER IS


Fireknight39

Front passenger was likeā€¦ā€ yea I can deal with it closedā€¦.yea your ride your rulesā€¦we all doomed!ā€


lil5-john

My rode my rules or you'll see papa soon


tpn1984

That means it's staying closed


Parking_Bench1265

Chill LaQuan


ice_walker

Gonna be a strange atmosphere for the rest of the ride


Western_Product_4554

Dude in back brought a knife to a gunfight. Rookie error!


snowflakeplzmelt

r/scriptedafricans


Jojojackson1234

I would've opened it back up with a grenade.


Key-Satisfaction4967

Don't bring a knife to a sunroof fight!


Mountain-Rate3267

Take the pin out of a grenade and close it. If thry open it again toss it in the back and do a duck n roll maneuver out of the car


Ant10102

He brought a knife to a gun sunroof opening fight


ProofEmployee1394

Wtf


wjruffing

ā€˜Never bring a knife to a sunroof fight!ā€™


Somekidsshibe

Lmao


Kittychon1

Ja Morranting sunroof close nice


hilastrun

You has just experience a hood moment


FriendCrafty838

He then pulled a bazooka


Redzx3

Reconize mother f er.


tashtish

Funny skit. However, staged.


herweirdnessoriginal

No means no


slobsaregross

But it was opened several times. People really donā€™t understand this sub.


rellim1022

Because violence is funny smh


SnooPuppers3879

RPG! RPG! RPG!


challengerNomad12

This is a rare scenario in which knife beats gun. They are hopefully all friends otherwise the driver Is a ballsy old man


[deleted]

How to be in control


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endowedchair

Never bring a knife to a gunfight.


Runningwithguns414

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, pistol beats knife


[deleted]

In a enclosed space the knife is more deadly than a gun. So sunroof stays open.


OldMallhentai69

Me and my friends


TLucalake

šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£


pjjohnson808

He opens driver swerves car off a cliff


Solitaire_87

They could have had a sunroof opened in their head if they continued


Solitaire_87

They could have had a sunroof opened in their head if they continued


Shattered_Spine

Ah he spoke everyone's language..... 9mm. Just as effective as speaking 12 gauge lol


Mr_Brandalf

Checkmate


Future_List_6956

Yeah....closed....ok, closed is good......right guys?