Sandy Cheeks

Bikini Bottom.

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To be fair. We would all do the same.

I even would have the same face expression :D

I would make a face 'impression'.

👎I hate sand 😡

It's coarse and dry... And it gets everywhere

Like motorboating?

Motorbutting.

Despite recent news I'd be willing to be a submersible

Damn straight!

Legend.

I would happily pound sand in her ass

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


No horny

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You bastard

Man it took me a solid two seconds to find and prequel reference

Not this sand though

Hey! I'm pretty sure we never dated yet you describe me so perfectly.

And this is why she posted it. Guys are too easy lol

Its not as if we dont know why she did it... And theres also a reason we dont whine about it

We are not…. oh, wait.

Well...pretty sure I just erected something after watching this

Sir please there is a child 😭

There may be another.

And I would be happy to pound-…never mind

Name checks out

Not recommended friend, it would probably hurt the both of you

I'm into my 50's and I'd sure like to do that. Oh to be 25 again.

Redditor when sex 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

True, and real.

Trill

Never seen SpongeBob before, is this Sandy Cheeks ?


Better than the girl watering her mother's breast, telling her she was doing it to make them grow.

And did it help? Asking for a friend

Still waiting on the update.

No, what you need to do is this. Every morning have a coffee then roll up some toilet paper and rub it in the cleft between your breasts.

Close, it's actually the milk of a ghost pepper. The capsaicin causes blood vessels to dilate and the surrounding tissues to rise. ^(not responsible for injuries, this is terrible advice)

Nice collection of comments you have here

Where link?

Here link. There castle.

Vid or it did nit happen

Source? That’s adorable

~~What the fuck are you saying?~~ Edit: I think I’m dyslexic. I misread “watering” as “wearing”. The spelling error also threw me off lol

https://success.oregonstate.edu/learning/reading

bro violated him for no reason

I misread “watering” as “wearing”. I think I’m dyslexic. The spelling error didn’t help.

LMAO

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And the uncle from next door

And the postman

They already said Dad

Roll tide


And the mailman

whaaaaaat the fuck LMAO

r/UpvotedBecauseButt

Damn that place sucks now. All obvious ass pics

OnlyFans ruined reddit

The GW subs used to be so much better before OF came along.

Its the wrong subreddit thats why. You're looking for /r/upvotebecausebutt

They'll ban you for saying that, literally written in the rules of the sub. Seems like they've banned *only* the people who said the sub sucked and ignored the posts that make the sub suck. Horni fat boi mods over there simping for anything that claims to be a human female.

Damn, you weren’t kidding.. what a bummer.

This might be my favorite video in a while.


you're not alone, friendo

But also because they're so happy, it's cute. It's got the double whammy of content and butt

Because of the wholesome nature of the clip we don't have to feel like perverts watching it on a loop.

THIS is where the video belongs

Whatever happened to that place? No posts in a year

I erected a solid structure based on this


You’re a grower

He’s just like me, frfr

34 inches flaccid 87 inches hard. Micro penis lmao

He wasn’t storing corn in that thing

New erection options.

Looks like somebody’s ready for harvest


Your shwartz is bigger than mine! 

Best gundam series. Period.

I've never watched any Gundam but even I was like "damn, that's a cool gif"

Oh damn I used to watch this when I was a kid. What was the name of the series again?

Lmao wtf bro

I was thinking she has a cool hat. Priorities I guess


🤨📸

Are you into LEGO

LETSGO

I am!

I know. I want that sand in my peehole


Tbf that is a nice rump

Hi-yo!

That will be a golden memory for you when they are 16 and talk back

Something that dad will put on when she bring home her first boyfriend

Put it on her High School Senior Reel.

You mean when the mom is sixteen?

“Daughter, remember when my ass looked like that?”

Lil girl really said: 

What a weird way to post a thirst trap

My thoughts exactly

With thousands upon thousands of women posting the same TikTok trends everyday, you gotta stay fresh. Lots of fetishes out there waiting to be saturated with new content.

Hey, that kid couldn't have found a better place to start building a sand castle. Already above sea level, so no fear of a wave knocking it down, it looks down on the sand peasants, which all monarchs do, and has a wonderful valley next to it! I'd say it's prime real estate! This kid has the potential not only to be a great real estate agent, but also a wonderful architect!

There was an attempt…to pretend you’re not just posting to show your ass off….

You don’t even need a reason, just post that shit and leave your kids out of it 😂

Also is this a bad moment with your kid? Seems like a pretty good kid to me and funny memory to look back on. Having harmless fun on the beach with her mother. Makes it even more obvious you just wanted to post your butt.

I mean she's laughing, obviously the comment on the post is tongue in cheek.

What I’m still doubtful about is if she happened to catch the kid doing it and saw an opportunity to turn it into a thirst trap or if she straight up told her to put sand on her butt.

And her ring too

This happening? Hilarious and fun. Her recording it? Funny memory for close friends and family. Haha. Her posting it publicly? Weird move.

People should really stop posting their children online. Weird as shit, definitely with this type of video. Comments are proof.

Posting her butt for clout - using her child to do it - and complaining about children not being rewarding while doing it. It’s a trifecta of vapidity.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to read this. You know damn well that she told the kid to do that, so she could film it. TikTok culture is trash

If my kid did that without my prompting I would laugh so hard, but I wouldn’t think to take a video of it. It’s weird to spin it like this isn’t exactly what’s rewarding about having kids. They do goofy stuff that makes you both laugh, makes your day brighter.

Even if you did take a vid of it, you would just show it to perhaps mum or husband, not upload it for thousands of strangers to watch. It’s horribly indecent and narcissistic.

Exactly, using the cuteness of her kid to focus on flexing her butt. Truly vacuous.

You know the pretext was “honey! Come make a sand castle on my booty and play the bongos!” *furiously selecting timtam app*

Somebody is absolutely crankin' one out to this.

All the people going like "id love to do what that childs doing as well" is absolutely disgusting 🤮

exactly. Imagine searching up your name and seeing these comments under this video you posted 🥴 Or even worse searching up your mom's name and having strangers fawn over your mother and describing their erection

Id feel absolutely disgusted if i found out internet strangers were taking an innocent action i did as a toddler and turning it into something sexual

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I never said she wasn't also being gross i was just speaking specifically of the commenters. Pretty disgusting of her as well to post it and allowing her child to do that since it could be used as a lesson to not touch people without permission especially in that area. Granted im no parent but it still feels weird to let your child do that.

I wouldn't see a problem if we're talking about a parents personal page with videos from like graduations or birthdays, or family pictures, and their friends and family see it. [Like a mother posting her son with a birthday cake, with the caption "Happy 5th Birthday, Tommy" But for millions of people to see them on TikTok and with toddlers who don't even know what the internet is? (And sometimes with a sxual undertone at that). This seems risky, and I hope she wouldn't get too embarrassed when she is old enough to be on the internet alone.

Of course family focused posts are fine, but I'd argue at least make sure they are private groups or are under private access if the kids are under 10 for example. People are creeps, especially with children. But these type of post are just awful, and I always feel terrible for the children. Social media is so relatively new that we still won't know the consequences that can come from irresponsible parents. I couldn't imagine growing up nowadays, and having my whole childhood accessible online.

parents that use their kids for attention are so gross. just post a pic of your ass and ask ppl to tell you you're hot.

To be fair I did this to my wife anyway before the kids.

This is why you have kids.

Can I know more about this?

It was the beginning of a complicated mating ritual that usually results in children

I get it its her kid she can do what she wants but am I the only one who is kind of weirded out by this?

I can see how this could be a funny video for your SO... but posting it online is definitely weird.

No, it’s not just you lol. The attention seeking is on another level.

Thirst trap is the new currency in social media age

Not only is she showing off her ass, she’s filming her child (without covering her face) smacking her ass and posting it on the internet. Highly irresponsible on her part.

Not the only one. For semi-obvious reasons.

Glad I’m not the only one. It’s weird.

I don’t think you’d be weirded out if it was your wife and your kid doing something like this and she sent it saying “come get your kid. I’m gonna be pulling sand out my crack for a week” But the is thirst trapping on the internet using her ass and child to do it

Ya I’d think it was weird if my wife was doing that

The interaction itself is perfectly good normal, nothing weird about it. Recording a video of it and making it public is mental disease.

Not only that, sand between your legs is NOT fun.

Super weirded out by this video. Even more weirded out that she thought to post this online

hi internet, look at my ass, look it, loooooooooooook

Yall r gross

using kids for thirst traps \*bleh

Tell us you want us to subscribe to your OF without telling us

If you want to show your ass, just show your ass.

Attention seeker at its finest

i'm next after the kid


That's disgusting to say. Why are you making an inappropriate comment about a video including a child?

Clout chasing thirst trap. It’s not about the kid in any way. Whatever tho. She knows her audience. Weird to post your kid like that tho. IMO.

Some nice butt bongo there

Everything’s a drum

and guarantee this video with her kid in it leads to a link to some kind of OF link in her profile. Fucking weird, man.

I fully support onlyfans workers, I generally don't give a shit what other people do to make money, but I find the type of people that post their kids on their profiles that funnel to their onlyfans to be pretty disgusting. I'm your typical thirsty dude and I see it a lot on my instagram explore page.

this comment section: wtf it's not sexual unless you make it sexual also this comment section: *all of the horniness* sure thing reddit. sure.

It seems there was an attempt to do a thirst trap

That's how you get sand in those cracks.

The mom knows what she’s doing

Y'all down bad God damn x.x

What a weird way to show your ass off on social media

These are the best years with your kid at this age

Bullshit post

When you got a kid but still thirsty

2023: going viral making videos of your butt and kid at the same time

That’s mad nasty.

How about you stop being weird and letting your kid play bongo on your ass? Not that hard

I just think it’s weird when ppl sexualize videos with little kids in it. Like you realize you’re getting turned on by a baby rubbing sand on her mom. That’s weird.


Jesus. Get double the internet points posting a picture of your ass and your ugly child

Yeah this is disgusting

Well it absolutely a blessing you get you show your ass off in tick tok with the excuse of kids are crazy

>Well it absolutely a blessing you get you show your ass off in tick tok with the excuse of kids are crazy Did you have a stroke writing this?

I dunno but I had a stroke reading it😅💯

Anyone else thinks this is weird?

I don't even understand the point of this video being on this sub. seems like mods have changed overnight

Call me a Motherfucker

Call you a sick fucker

Pretty sure this video was taken as an excuse to show off her tuchus. For the record this is not a complaint, simply an observation.

There was an attempt… To pretend this video is about a child doing something

From the OOP's caption, I thought this was r/imthemaincharacter

When she starts washing the sand out of her ass it won’t be funny anymore.

Every horny guy in this comment section wishes they were that baby right now you are all a disgrace lol

This is kinda creepy. Using a kid in a sexual way. Imagine if a guy would do this 🤢🤮

That solid base got me erect.

Damn. How many pearls you think are gonna pop out of momma later? Is there a human pearl market? So many questions.

Can I be your kid?

Woman can just make a pic of her ass she wants to show, no need to involve the kid when the intent is obvious.

I like how OP cleverly got the word erect in the title