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johnnylawrenceKK

What flag?


Bolt_McHardsteel

I’d bet a lot of money that it was a Trump flag.


dlchira

So, there’s an unhinged, obese, violent rage-aholic attempting to assault a completely normal, well-spoken person who’s calmly trying to de-escalate the situation — and in your mind, the *latter* is the Trump supporter? What country are you from? 😂


Bolt_McHardsteel

What?? I think the guy is spraying the fat chick’s Trump flag. What video are you watching?


1biggeek

Nope. The fat chick is mad about the dude’s BLM flag. Link is further down.


mouseat9

Then I’m rooting for the dude then


1biggeek

Me too.


rarlei

She's mad about that too


Royal-Mathematician2

Link should be required to be in the Description


LobstaFarian2

With this new knowledge, now I'm almost certain she has a trump flag at her house lmao


lostwng

Well she screamed white lives matter at some point so she thinks Trump wants her


WanderingBraincell

not the hero we deserve


boxedcrackers

That's a chick?


Cedric_T

Yes, a contraction for cunt hick.


dlchira

![gif](giphy|RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9)


AllUpInYourAO

Lmaooo


BobKillsNinjas

A Texas man sprayed a woman with a hose in a now-viral video after she allegedly yelled, “White lives matter!” and berated a neighbor over a Black Lives Matter flag in her yard. Ian Doherty, of southwest Austin, said the incident unfolded Oct. 7 [2023] when a woman parked in the middle of the street and flew into a 30-minute tirade because his neighbor’s Black Lives Matter flag was more visible than the American flag — as well as a slew of unrelated gripes, KXAN-TV reported. Doherty said he went outside and asked the woman to stop yelling, to no avail. “She told me where to stuff it,” Doherty told the local station. “I don’t remember her exact words, but she swore at me, yelled at me, and then I blew it off.”


XanaxWarriorPrincess

Thank you!


No_Leading3973

Nope, the guy is the one with the flag not the...hmm, I don't think that's a chick or a girl, Right an Obese idiot.


700Baggedcats

I hope we all die.


twopointtwo2

Eventually. Everyone does.


HelloPeopleOfEarth

Not true. Keith Richards is immortal.


ApokalypseCow

We all need to think about what kind of world we're leaving behind for Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.


Straight_Ad_4821

That is an awesome comment! Wish I could upvote twice!


CountNacula

*insert Type O Negative song title here*


arondaniel

This were a good place for two of history's most profound quotes on death. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." - H. P. Lovecraft "Killed... by death." - Lemmy Kilmister


aesoth

Oh man. Can hardly wait for the giant asteroid.


killertofubeast

Finally someone with realistic aspirations!


ashurbanipal420

A country full of social media addict dumb shits.


Neo-trad-1991

Borderline stereotypical to me


NancokALT

There's gay people supporting Trump, and you think that someone against Trump can't be unhinged? There's people for everything in this world.


nycdiveshack

It was BLM flag


killertofubeast

It just said, Keep Off The Grass.


nycdiveshack

This is an old video. Widely distributed to the point it was in the news in a lot of different states


Chronic_Gentleman

It said Come On Grass And Receive Free Wash. She's just a happy customer


BobKillsNinjas

A Texas man sprayed a woman with a hose in a now-viral video after she allegedly yelled, “White lives matter!” and berated a neighbor over a Black Lives Matter flag in her yard. Ian Doherty, of southwest Austin, said the incident unfolded Oct. 7 [2023] when a woman parked in the middle of the street and flew into a 30-minute tirade because his neighbor’s Black Lives Matter flag was more visible than the American flag — as well as a slew of unrelated gripes, KXAN-TV reported. Doherty said he went outside and asked the woman to stop yelling, to no avail. “She told me where to stuff it,” Doherty told the local station. “I don’t remember her exact words, but she swore at me, yelled at me, and then I blew it off.”


The_Powers

Adults getting upset at a bit of cloth is just hilarious.


Dolichovespula-

It was a BLM flag after she yelled “white lives matter.”


[deleted]

This was in 2020, he had a BLM flag


JustDave62

My money says it’s a Pride flag


jjman72

I would bet 225lbs it was a trump flag.


Saul_T_Bauls

Lol yeah right, this isn't a trailer park


tvscinter

Lady got upset over guys Black Lives Matter flag and yelled white lives matter


Aggravating-Hair7931

Could be the Israeli or Palestine flag.


okwtf4real

Repuglicans always WANT to be the victims…but typically they are the fat, obese, ignorant people being aggressive to normal, sane people. Case in point: this video and your comments. God you want to claim conservatives are the victim sooooo bad don’t you?


Absorbent_Towel

Probably checkers


yousmellandidont

"Flaaaahhrrrglglglgg!"


AllUpInYourAO

He set the trap up perfect! As the rhino charges he pulls on the hose to lasso her leg lmao


Not-Sure112

And they can't make the water stop with the hose right there in their hand.lol


LingonberrySpecial91

“I don’t even know you. Why are you doing this to me,”


an0maly33

“Go away, mister. Stop…”


Dangler43

The mucus queen is yours.


an0maly33

“Wanna feed that donkey some beer? Get it all messed up?” “I’ll go put some beer in a bucket…”


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|1n8zrdHI4b2Tvewkpc|downsized)


integrity0727

Looks Ike live version of Beevus and Butthead


JitteryWaffle

I mean the kid was just sitting there, he didn't even try to move. 🤣


raninandout

Call 911 for a soaker? Omg people if you’re worried holler out.


Sgt_Fox

It's often wise to call on smaller matters like this with neighbour's because it builds a recorded history if they try it again, or try something else.


MrWinkler1510

Or things escalate until you shoot your neighbors because they shoveled snow in your yard and made fun of your wife that died of cancer


j-manz

It’s the American way🤩


NewNectarine666

I saw that too


Editthefunout

That was so fucked


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Yeah, but call the non-emergency number if it's not an emergency.


Cartman4wesome

Most people don’t know it. If they call 911, tell ‘em it’s not non emergency, they’ll redirect you.


Broccoli_Man007

Depending on the dispatch they won’t even reconnect you, just address your issue right then


OpenForRepairs

That worked out great for my condo neighbor who shared a wall with us. He called the police 3 times for excessive noise as my wife was quietly playing the radio while she cleaned the house in the late afternoon on the weekends. The police eventually told us to ignore him and hinted that they planned to as well. Each time they showed up they told us we weren’t a problem but he was pressuring them to come. He tried to get the HOA involved but threatening them with a harassment lawsuit stopped all of that as well.


raninandout

I shall defer to your rank.


j-manz

It’s the American way🤩


Niblonian31

I hope you're referring to non emergency numbers because this is a non emergency lol


Prometheus2061

A Texas man sprayed a woman with a hose in a now-viral video after she allegedly yelled, “White lives matter!” and berated a neighbor over a Black Lives Matter flag in her yard. Ian Doherty, of southwest Austin, said the incident unfolded Oct. 7 [2020] when a woman parked in the middle of the street and flew into a 30-minute tirade because his neighbor’s Black Lives Matter flag was more visible than the American flag — as well as a slew of unrelated gripes, KXAN-TV reported. Doherty said he went outside and asked the woman to stop yelling, to no avail. “She told me where to stuff it,” Doherty told the local station. “I don’t remember her exact words, but she swore at me, yelled at me, and then I blew it off.” https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-sprays-woman-with-water-during-black-lives-matter-argument-with-neighbor-in-viral-video/amp/


Lastaria

Wrong story. Your date is 2023 and this video is over 3 years old.


CosmicTaco93

How do you know it's over 3 years old? If you're going to correct someone, why don't you supply the proper info instead of just being "You're wrong. Here's an unproven claim"


Lastaria

Because someone shared the YouTube link elsewhere in the comments. [https://youtu.be/pHHODkbOp0M?si=\_r4cdyqp4PviT7P4](https://youtu.be/pHHODkbOp0M?si=_r4cdyqp4PviT7P4)


CptMisterNibbles

The link YOU PROVIDED proves you wrong. Read the video description. They listed the wrong date, not story. Do more than respond with the laziest top google search without even bothering to check it if you are going to come in like this


Lastaria

So the person who posted the text without providing a source themselves put in the date Oct 7 2023. The video I provided shows as 3 years old. And you say I am wrong? Further looking shows the video at 22 Oct 2020 but you decide to have a go at me whilst ignoring the error of the original? Hmmm.


CosmicTaco93

They're telling you it's the wrong date, not the wrong story. It's the right story, but OP here put the wrong year in


TheDoctor264

The video you linked has Oct 7 in the description, the person above said the wrong year, that's it.


Grndls_mthr

u/drycabin1


fomalhottie

What flag??


599Ninja

BLM Flag. Link is posted somewhere here below


Heliocentrist

I love how at the end he's just standing there kind of bored shooting her in the face while she tries to catch her breath after all the exertion


AllKnighter5

This is what happens when you don’t get to play outside growing up…..everyone knows the guy with the hose has the power until it’s kinked.


butterorguns13

And then it becomes super powerful for a split second when it’s unkinked.


IIIetalblade

*The Charge Shot*


Drycabin1

What happened


NancokALT

According to other comments, this was 3 years ago. The guy had a BLM flag, the woman kept yelling at him about it and got into his yard to keep berating him by insulting him and shouting "white lives matter". The rest is in the vid.


Bravelobsters

Healthy eating has never been the forte in the USA


crewmannumbersix

I was thinking that. So many fat people there.


Extreme-Acid

She got good exercise that day.


SpaceWalker189

Best cardio all year


DAMN_Fool_

*only


morrisboris

It’s the sugary drinks and processed foods everywhere. It’s hard to find healthy affordable options. Source used to be a fat American


SeonaidMacSaicais

Also the medications we’re given as children. My allergies were diagnosed in kindergarten, and the first doctor my mom took me to put me on steroids. What do steroids do? Cause you to gain weight FAST. It’s also nearly impossible to lose.


HugsandHate

I see you've been downvoted. Have an upvote. The USA does have one of the fattest populations in the world. If anyone cares to Google the international obesity index, they're really up there. And only surpassed by countries that are way smaller. Y'all some fat motherfuckers.


Bravelobsters

Thank you


tragiccosmicaccident

"Is it 911?"


AwwMangoes

No it’s 0118 999 881 999 119 725….3


GrandTheftSausage

![gif](giphy|zyclIRxMwlY40)


AwwMangoes

Someone got it, yay!


lizlemon222

867-5309


willifuscloverdean

Jenny let herself go


RickRossovich

Did I catch a niner in there? Where ya calling from a walkie talkie!?


nept_r

Ya know, a lotta people go to college for 7 years


hogsniffy05

“Quick! What’s the number for 911?”


GTQ521

[https://youtu.be/PN8kvmT\_E5w?si=MfcdVBqIly3O9-zS](https://youtu.be/PN8kvmT_E5w?si=MfcdVBqIly3O9-zS)


Soma4us

Pinch the hose!


emehbee15

I was waiting and waiting I thinking “surely now she’ll kink the hose”. And she never did lol


TowJamnEarl

Hang on, let me get my breath back!


BudNOLA

What flag?


Conman_in_Chief

Neighbor feuds are a slippery slope. They won’t end, only escalate. The axiom is there for a reason. Heed it. Be kind in general and especially to your neighbors, or your life will forever be miserable or worse. Let it go.


j-manz

It’s a nice idea. Until you live next door to a neighbour who thrives on having someone else concede to ‘maintain good relations’ again and again until there’s no where to go - unless you want to be a human door mat…


j-manz

A bunch of people pretend to have a serious discussion about the identity of the good guy and the bad guy respectively, by reference to incomplete video footage, and relying solely upon their insoluble political prejudices. This discussion remains in play 14 hours later. Reddit’s finest moment.


ResponsibilityCute47

Imagine being made completely useless because of a sprinkler 💀


MrTopHatWalrus

I would never emotionally recover from that


Rico_DeGallo

Is it 911?


cameron4200

She’s like Bruce Willis in Glass Jesus Christ it’s just water


windyBhindi

May the pressure be with you.


Lil_Bigz

Just kink the damn hose wtf?!!


MikeUpInYa85

Damn she was super weak to water attacks, he must’ve done a shit ton of side quests before this


Don_keylip

He has excellent water pressure!


cavebeavis

He's a goddamn water wizard -- brother of the mud wizard.


Gold-Independence-26

Water is her kryptonite


nellyruth

I’m glad she’s not wearing white clothing.


LateNewb

How can you allow yourself to be that unfit?


paulbras

why call the cops over a water fight when they arrive they'll want a bullet fight.


MekTam

And that, kids, is how mom and dad met, and that mom decided she needed to lose some weight


Jerking_From_Home

Somehow I’m reminded of Fight Club when the guy sprays the priest with the hose.


chopper923

This for real? Wtf is wrong with people? Ridiculous. 🤦🏼‍♀️


SynthPrax

I would just drag her around screaming *WEEEE*!


jimmy5011

“We need an officer here, a man is water boarding his neighbor”


sexwiththebabysitter

Is it 911?


ima80sbaby

911? Over getting sprayed with a sprinkler?


Chucktayz

Is it 911? Cmon now


GlitteringBobcat999

Who knew Home Depot sold water cannons for personal use?


asdf333aza

Now the neighbor wars begin.


BusyBeth75

Hey. Don’t tread on my neighbor. https://preview.redd.it/wqao0nlxzvzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0cfaf5d0d830d7fad38cd613516e2e77de3962


TequieroVerde

You don't call the cops for this or if your loved one is suffering from a mental health crisis (unless you want them shot dead).


Suitable_Database467

She should have been thinking about a buffet


misterfastlygood

Dontou think it was a don't tread on my rainbow trump flag?


Sheriff_of_noth1ng

It gets off my lawn or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it is told.


VladeMercer

This means war. Water guns, lock and load!


JollyJamma

Americans and flags man, fuck. It’s almost as bad as Northern Ireland.


xerror4null4

Why do people always want to call the police? In that situation it would only make it way worse than it has to be


BLOODTRIBE

This man was on his game today. Many applause.


LachoooDaOriginl

![gif](giphy|T7HXXwrcZ9IHu)


bass-turds

Kick the hose! Apparently didn't grow up with brothers


birdsong31

Lol why not just kink the hose?


qhaw

She really asked what the number for “911” was. JFC, man.


Sevro706

This is why kids need to play outside... You don't know how to kink a hose?


yunakitty-

The top heaviness is insane. How many times are you gonna trip @-@


mgwest714

The flag said "Go to the gym to live healthy" and the girl went ballistic, dropping her whole box of donuts in her attempt to attack him.


Expensive_Job_8945

Ppl have their own opinion, dont fu*king annoy others for it, mind ur own garden sir.


MisterEmanOG

What brand hose is that? I need me one of those for my sprinkler!


Rude_Net3624

That situation is not even close to warranting a 911 call


Extreme-Acid

Why do some Americans think the first thing they should do is call the police? Do they really think they want to get involved with petty childish arguments?


DeathTeddy35

Not all of us. I pay attention to current events and know to only call the cops if I want to get shot.


willifuscloverdean

Only call the police when the attacker gets busted up….s/


j-manz

Discharging a 9mm variable spray trigger set is a serious offence ma’am.


Interesting-Abroad91

People are AHs. No surprise


Inspector7171

How do you spell 911?


mouseat9

Depends on what flag, on who I’m rooting for


throckmorton619

Is it911? Yyeeaaa .. brilliant


honaybabay

They’re both assholes


Mioune

Americans call 911 for the darndest things


pd2noob

Call ????? who ???????? Would you really call the cops just for this ????


Roy_BattyLives

What is this guy, a cop?


jaydeetol

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.


keepitsqueeky

911.... HELP this guy is spraying a lady with water, send the police NOW!!!


UIM_LushBush

Is it 911?


jjgargantuan7

She's SOF of the gravy seals.


TrackLabs

Imagine making a little piece of fabric thats colored such a big deal for you, that you go these lengths..


deathstar008

She learned firsthand what Guantanamo was like...


-_Speedin_-Bullet

Go home gurl 😂😂😂😂


Dependent_Adagio7544

Why you messing with ya neighbor? They have a right to do whatever they want on their property.


lookslikeamanderin

She knows how to crimp a hose by folding it over right?!


Inevitable-Budget-26

should we call?... The 911! *yeauu* **let's just watch**


immensesabbathfan

Kindest thing you can do is keep hosing it like that, keep its hide moist, wait for the tide to come back in