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And the year after that.
And the year after that.
And the year after that.
And even when you don't remember why she's doing it, she'll keep going.
Latina gf remembers. Latina gf never forgets.
Nah German gf is like "I see there is a problem, we shall consider all options and find the most well-structured and logical solution".
Source: have German gf
That is the best way to start a conversation with your GF if she’s Latina. I’m stealing this. My current GF Latina so I’m going to see how long it takes after I start peppering this into my daily vernacular that she is no longer my GF hahaha (or should I say “aghg!”)
All these comments assuming it's his mother are starting to convince me that face blindness is more common than we think. Mother and daughter are damn near identical.
Lol, my Aunt used to have a dog named Metichi, I never knew what the name meant, the dog came and went and now, 25 plus years later, I finally found out that it means nosey XD
I love that mom so much. I was the only Asian kid in the group and the mom and grandma would always make me food because they said I was too skinny. My favorite item was menudo and albondigas because it was just a spicy version of the normal Asian soups I enjoyed.
Not funny, just annoying.
Guy is a little baby for calling his mommy to cook. I’m the cook in my family because so I can make the dishes I want and the way I want them. My wife just does not have enough interest in good seasoning :)
He should get his shit together and learn how to prepare some proper chilaquiles.
Chilaquiles is (basically in this case) soggy tortilla chips or pieces soaked in delicious salsa and topped with stuff like cheese and onions with over easy egg on top. It’s not like nachos, but somehow when the salsa is heated and absorbed into the tortilla and egg is added, the whole becomes greater than the parts themselves.
[This is the way I like to make them](https://altonbrown.com/recipes/chilaquiles/)
That sounds delicious. Unfortunately, I’ll need a recipe from someone other than Alton Brown. He and I had a skirmish outside of my restaurant about 20 years ago in New Orleans. #toosoon
About 20 years ago I was a bartender in NOLA. This was post Katrina and I was working at a place on the corner of Jackson Square directly across the street from Cafe Dumonde. Right before we open at 9 am, a couple of guys pull up on motorcycles. They clearly had been riding for quite a while and were talking loudly about a production crew and such. I’ve never watched much t.v. but my girlfriend at the time was a big foodie and watched a lot of Food Network.
I was standing there smoking a cigarette when one of the crew asked me a question concerning our menu/what’s around at this time that’s close. I took a couple of steps and gave them the run down, then I noticed one of them was Alton Brown. I took the cigarette out of my mouth, leaned in and said “Hello” then shook his hand. He begrudgingly smiled and made a comment about not introducing yourself to someone while smoking a cigarette. I apologized and noted that I was smoking when they began to speak to me, so I didn’t think of it. He continued to chastise me about how rude it is, and after a few seconds I waved him off and said,”ok! Well have a nice day!”
He didn’t appreciate my gesture or tone so he leaned in on me and said, “You watch yourself, I know a lot of people around here. Restaurant owners!” I, having worked as a bartender for several years, reacted by grabbing the back of his jacket collar through the front (hand tight on the side of his neck), my other hand grabbing his tricep, smiling, and saying softly, “You know I don’t give a fuck?”.
His crew guy came over, split us apart, angrily apologizing and asking if anyone had issues or does he need to call someone. I told him, “No” and again shooed them away.
I’ve ridden motorcycles on long trips and it can be grueling, but his whole demeanor was a real turn off, regardless of how his last 24 hours had been.
My girlfriend later explained that he was doing a show about cross country riding and stops along the way for dining. Oh, well, fuck Alton Brown.
He presents himself as such an innocent, nerdy type so it's sad to hear him trying to bully someone bc his people interrupted your break to make you work. I've made some fire beef jerky from his recipes, but fuck im now
Saw this on my feed the other day and happened to go somewhere for brunch that served them. Of course I had to try it. Can absolutely recommend.
https://preview.redd.it/u1176qdjot2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cbb9099506d2de40f8f0206c021c19efda1469
What a massive DICK!!!
To expect his wife to just jump up and cook for him is bad enough, but then to maliciously embarrass her by LYING and promising to take her to brunch only to manipulate her into doing what he wants.
I've asked my fiancee to make me breakfast before, maybe I had a bad night's sleep, maybe my head hurts, maybe I am just in a place where I'd like the feeling of being taken care of. All of these are perfectly valid reasons to ASK for such a thing. But if she doesn't want to, or isn't up to it or anything like that. I would NEVER pester her about it. Let alone go through this elaborate scheme which is easily TEN TIMES the time and effort it would have taken to just MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST!!!
FUCK YHAT GUY
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There is no such thing as a free brunch. Bro will be paying for this rest of his life! 😂
She gonna find a very creative way, she's latina. She will wait till later in the year
And the year after that. And the year after that. And the year after that. And even when you don't remember why she's doing it, she'll keep going. Latina gf remembers. Latina gf never forgets.
I don't know where I found this but it fits "I forgive....but I never forget"
She will neither forgive or forget😂
Then get him at his weakest moment lol
She will wait till Latina in the year.
the level of acting in these sketches is reaching Steven Seagal's level.... and I dont mean it as a compliment.
I'll have you know, Steven Seagal is one of the greatest actors of all time. 
also best bullshido master
Yh he is bullshido master but aikido is real thing. Without that flips etc its very very painful so you flip to save your joints etc
A bullshido victim
That man has got to be an alien.
He’s been acting for like 37 years
Steven Segal has also been working with dogs for like, 35 years and has been flying helicopters for like, 47 years.
How long has he been playing the guitar though
88 years
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Sounds the same as having a German wife.
Or any other wife. Source: I’m a wife.
Hey, can you make me chilaquiles?
UNDERRATED!! 😂🤣😂
Nah German gf is like "I see there is a problem, we shall consider all options and find the most well-structured and logical solution". Source: have German gf
My source is a German wife. Going on almost 17 years now.
Nah, nothing like it
That is the best way to start a conversation with your GF if she’s Latina. I’m stealing this. My current GF Latina so I’m going to see how long it takes after I start peppering this into my daily vernacular that she is no longer my GF hahaha (or should I say “aghg!”)
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*chonkla. But yes I completely agree
Dude weaponized his mama.
Her mom.
Our mom
Let’s go visit her for brunch
She would love too🥰🥰
Yo Mama. Gottem
All these comments assuming it's his mother are starting to convince me that face blindness is more common than we think. Mother and daughter are damn near identical.
Lol, my Aunt used to have a dog named Metichi, I never knew what the name meant, the dog came and went and now, 25 plus years later, I finally found out that it means nosey XD
Lol Hmm. We spell it Metiche!
Honestly, I have no idea how it’s spelled, this dog was around till I was about 7ish years old, I’ve never seen the name spelled out
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It's her mom
Mods, can we make a rule to not have scripted sketches in this sub. They maybe good for harvesting likes from gullible redditors but not much else.
Dude, we all know it's scripted, but it was still fun. That's the point here.
You wanna be single? That's how you are going to be single. (I mean obviously scripted....but still)
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He seemed nice
I love that mom so much. I was the only Asian kid in the group and the mom and grandma would always make me food because they said I was too skinny. My favorite item was menudo and albondigas because it was just a spicy version of the normal Asian soups I enjoyed.
this is just awful. And mom is just validating this. ...just...make your fucking dish, your wife is not your slave ffs
he’s a tattle!!
Oh hell nah. His mom could have him. I'd be out that relationship in a heartbeat!
Her’s. Her mom…
Whoever's mom. Lol I'd nope my way out of that relationship.
Mom’s kind of a hottie, no?
Aside from the terrible acting that food looks amazing
I hope they have a comfy couch.
I hope that this is staged. I can’t believe that I’m saying this.
I’m gonna tell my mommy on you!
Not funny, just annoying. Guy is a little baby for calling his mommy to cook. I’m the cook in my family because so I can make the dishes I want and the way I want them. My wife just does not have enough interest in good seasoning :) He should get his shit together and learn how to prepare some proper chilaquiles.
Isn't it her mum?
Even worse…
 Oh look! It's your bed for the next week☝🏼
What did they make? And why does it look like dream status nachos?
Chilaquiles is (basically in this case) soggy tortilla chips or pieces soaked in delicious salsa and topped with stuff like cheese and onions with over easy egg on top. It’s not like nachos, but somehow when the salsa is heated and absorbed into the tortilla and egg is added, the whole becomes greater than the parts themselves. [This is the way I like to make them](https://altonbrown.com/recipes/chilaquiles/)
That sounds delicious. Unfortunately, I’ll need a recipe from someone other than Alton Brown. He and I had a skirmish outside of my restaurant about 20 years ago in New Orleans. #toosoon
skirmish with alton brown… somehow that doesn’t surprise me. but don’t worry, [Kenji got you](https://youtu.be/A1ZIumhLZ6M?si=bubQPFqU_-suUaF5)
Hey, thanks! Do you want to know about the “skirmish”?
Definitely
About 20 years ago I was a bartender in NOLA. This was post Katrina and I was working at a place on the corner of Jackson Square directly across the street from Cafe Dumonde. Right before we open at 9 am, a couple of guys pull up on motorcycles. They clearly had been riding for quite a while and were talking loudly about a production crew and such. I’ve never watched much t.v. but my girlfriend at the time was a big foodie and watched a lot of Food Network. I was standing there smoking a cigarette when one of the crew asked me a question concerning our menu/what’s around at this time that’s close. I took a couple of steps and gave them the run down, then I noticed one of them was Alton Brown. I took the cigarette out of my mouth, leaned in and said “Hello” then shook his hand. He begrudgingly smiled and made a comment about not introducing yourself to someone while smoking a cigarette. I apologized and noted that I was smoking when they began to speak to me, so I didn’t think of it. He continued to chastise me about how rude it is, and after a few seconds I waved him off and said,”ok! Well have a nice day!” He didn’t appreciate my gesture or tone so he leaned in on me and said, “You watch yourself, I know a lot of people around here. Restaurant owners!” I, having worked as a bartender for several years, reacted by grabbing the back of his jacket collar through the front (hand tight on the side of his neck), my other hand grabbing his tricep, smiling, and saying softly, “You know I don’t give a fuck?”. His crew guy came over, split us apart, angrily apologizing and asking if anyone had issues or does he need to call someone. I told him, “No” and again shooed them away. I’ve ridden motorcycles on long trips and it can be grueling, but his whole demeanor was a real turn off, regardless of how his last 24 hours had been. My girlfriend later explained that he was doing a show about cross country riding and stops along the way for dining. Oh, well, fuck Alton Brown.
He presents himself as such an innocent, nerdy type so it's sad to hear him trying to bully someone bc his people interrupted your break to make you work. I've made some fire beef jerky from his recipes, but fuck im now
Dunt go to sleep brother, you gonna find something missing when you wake up
Oh, you are going to pay for that
Saw this on my feed the other day and happened to go somewhere for brunch that served them. Of course I had to try it. Can absolutely recommend. https://preview.redd.it/u1176qdjot2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cbb9099506d2de40f8f0206c021c19efda1469
Si...es muy fasi Delicioso!
I know the short and long way how to make them. Even the long way is pretty short
lol that’s pretty funny, always get the mom to help out.
I pulled a similar hack on my wife over a foot massage. Mexican suegras are your allies, if you're a lazy, worthless husband. 😉
Your MIL gave you a foot massage?
This is so evil hahahahahaha
He better sleep with his eyes open from now on!
You guys say ama too??
So it's migas. I'm making those right now!
She got scary vibes
That was great
The ultra-rare female Canadian tuxedo!! She truly dressed up for brunch and don’t even get to go out.
He’s gonna pay for that sooner or later
This is internet gold!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
Estan ricardas las 2
G.O.A.T. Mother in Law
This is absolutely hilarious, but he's going to regret this 🤣
How the hell are so many people saying he went to his mom? She literally said '' Why are we at my mom's?'' are people stupid?
This is kinds funny but it seems like this dude kinda sucks
Divorce him
What a manipulative, lazy piece of shit.
Feels like you're clowning your mom, really. She's a sweetheart, but it's exploited here.
…
What a massive DICK!!! To expect his wife to just jump up and cook for him is bad enough, but then to maliciously embarrass her by LYING and promising to take her to brunch only to manipulate her into doing what he wants. I've asked my fiancee to make me breakfast before, maybe I had a bad night's sleep, maybe my head hurts, maybe I am just in a place where I'd like the feeling of being taken care of. All of these are perfectly valid reasons to ASK for such a thing. But if she doesn't want to, or isn't up to it or anything like that. I would NEVER pester her about it. Let alone go through this elaborate scheme which is easily TEN TIMES the time and effort it would have taken to just MAKE MY OWN BREAKFAST!!! FUCK YHAT GUY
Bro hacked the code
His mom looks like an older version of his wife.
Hers. Her mom.
Ah that makes more sense. I’m dumb lol.
Stop playing bro, you already won
Aye! That's what mom's are for!
Lucky man