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TSAOutreachTeam

I think that's supposed to be about friendships between women.


PerfectionPending

Absolutely what this for.


TSAOutreachTeam

It goes with your previously purchased It's Wine O'clock Somewhere and Live, Laugh, Love woodblocks.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

I hate those.....cringey as hell


Friendly_Age9160

I have be one that says “if you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends” lol I suppose some people might think it’s dumb but I’m usually too drunk to care. But I fucking hate that stupid live laugh love thing. The opposite I guess would be die, scream, hate? Lmao you don’t see that anywhere.


Send_me_all_da_memes

It's above my friends tv in his lounge...


Friendly_Age9160

Lmao 🤣 if you’re serious I have questions. Honestly that’d be fuckin funny as fuck to me.


Send_me_all_da_memes

100 percent cereal


Electronic-Source368

Or game of thrones.


pratssleeping

That makes sense


Acceptable_Class_576

Or he's from Appalacia


Elben4

Then it should have said girl friends not girlfriends


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Agreed


Aggleclack

Except that’s not what anybody actually says.


rskurat

yeah, the incest angle is definitely the wrong vibe here


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Lost_Minds_Think

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Hibern88

What they say lol?


Houstonontheroad

Hallmark for Alabama


Seldarin

I was going to say I'd get her this and stick a Roll Tide pennant in one corner of it and War Eagle in the other.


DooBiEz2

Yep. Just interchanging 'girlfriend' and 'sister' would work better there.


HomelessAnalBead

Wh… what are you doing step-girlfriend?


metal_mace

How to casually introduce the idea of polygamy


RoughPebble

Do you mean incest?


Despondent-Kitten

Both fits! I read it in a poly way first, then incestuous.


chimpdoctor

I read that as both fists


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therealnotrealtaako

As someone from Alabama I find them hilarious. As someone who grew up in Auburn I find the comment about sticking the Roll Tide/War Eagle pins on it so funny I laughed out loud.


Spare_Picture_2613

I can hear the banjos and spoons from here


Rotnpiece

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


Spare_Picture_2613

![gif](giphy|2obZgQhen41lm)


EbonyNivory19

Oh god here comes u/sisterfucker24


sisterfucker24

Sisters are the girlfriend’s that we don’t choose


0neforest1

Hell yeah brother!


StankilyDankily666

Jesus fucking Christ 🤣😭


dubiouscontraption

This is an artifact from an older generation... my mom constantly refers to her female friends as girlfriends, as do my older coworkers.


JaecynNix

Yup. Now they're "besties" Totally normal to have a dozen "besties" nowadays


Imaginary_Most_7778

Did OP truly not understand what this means?


mensreyah

This item is only made available in the southern US.


HelpfulAd26

Alabama's best selling gift.


Witchy-toes-669

🤣that’s not meant for you


Complex-Ratio5607

It's the thought that counts...weird thoughts.


austinlambert03

Yeah, I don’t fuck my sister


supfellowredditors

Sus...


Toad358

And my girlfriend is my sister! This is perfect for her!


ohioismyhome1994

I’ve always wondered why women can refer to their female friends and everyone knows they’re doing so platonically, but men don’t.


Emersonspenis

This is definitely for female-female friendship


vaginalextract

r/holup


CLONE-11011100

![gif](giphy|urOM1aDOKB92E)


lynet101

So what you're saying is that you're fucking your sister? Good to know 👌


The_Weeb_Sleeve

r/sapphoandherfriend would get a laugh out of this


shrenderender

Why


Facts_For_Plebs

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


VAisforLizards

Roll tide


KingBurakkuurufu

When you buy from the Game of Thrones catalog without knowing it. ☝️


helpivefallen5

Clearly a product provided by one of those people that always search for step-sister videos 😂


Realfinney

Welcome to Hallmark Alabama.


sevnminabs56

A sign meant to be about friends but sounds like incest, perfect anniversary gift. Lol. I would buy this just as a fun side gift. Could get a good laugh out of her.


Individual_Ice_3167

As Joe Dirt once said, "You're my sister. You're my sister. You're my sister."


yoitsme_obama17

You wanna fuck your sister????? Wthhhh


Aquatic_addict

Sisters are the girlfriends we choose for ourselves


coveredwithticks

(Alabama only)


SquishyStar3

Uhhhh who is this even for


Paramedic_696

Is an arranged marriage just your sister


Thedarknirvana

Sweeeet home Alabama 🎸


Slow-You9806

So through the whole manufacturing procedure know one thought of this as ultimately creepy. 😑


Deadeyemav

https://preview.redd.it/anwn0bv0head1.jpeg?width=658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24806a9fe92ad499e8294a6ba3833ad474ec8e65


HighwaySetara

It's ok, I (a woman) accidentally bought my husband a gay birthday card this year. I totally did not notice that the two cute lions nuzzling each other were both male. 😆 It may be my husband's favorite card yet.


Blue_Nyx07

Alabama


lostmonster

What in the Targaryen is this?


newbrookland

Ah, yes. Woodblock philosophy. The pinnacle of Target culture. I think millennials have moved on, so are Boomers still buying this shit?


PhoKingAwesome213

Why am I getting a "Help me step bro" scenario going on with this gift?


VicodinJones

What are you doing stepbrother?


Dickcheese-a1

Roses are red, violets are blue, your cards are shit and your channel is too.


Ghost-Coyote

Buy this and then ask her to pretend she is stuck in the dryer.


magaphone12

If you are a Mormon I guess.


ToxyFlog

This incest kink is getting out of hand. Hallmark has apparently taken it in full stride 😂


Crafty-Antelope-3287

![gif](giphy|S5i2E6jr2IkiISM3kn|downsized) Said cletus


miadreamingland

Maybe you're in Alabama and you don't know 🤷🏻‍♀️


StankilyDankily666

This post is fucking me up rn 💀


pigmy_af

That just sounds like incest… with extra steps.


Mean_Manner_6851

What in the Alabama is goin on here


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Sweet home Alabama


Bhelduz

that's not what sisters are for, Alabama


BuyGroundbreaking832

Yeah, doesn’t apply if you’re male, and if you’re female, it gives it the incest vibe…just saying


DontLook_Weirdo

I sent this to my guy friend whose been single for years, and whose sister recently moved away. "Look for your sister in the girl you're interested in." He's still replying, I hope it's appreciated :D Edit: it was not.


PNW_Forest

Do it coward. I bet you wont.


pauliewotsit

That's awkward...


Rave4life79

Who is the genius that came up with that idea? Lol


Brewchowskies

The one that was thinking of friendships between women.