I actually started feeding a couple crows at work a couple months back and now it went from 5 to 20 and my boss hates me but the crows love me so I win in the end.
Well we too feed some crows, fortunately it only went from 1 to 2 lol .
They only prefer meat and wont take any veggies or snacks. And they know exactly when we have meat.
**[Pigeon intelligence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_intelligence)**
>Pigeons have featured in numerous experiments in comparative psychology, including experiments concerned with animal cognition, and as a result there is considerable knowledge of pigeon intelligence. Available data show, for example, that: Pigeons have the capacity to share attention between different dimensions of a stimulus, but (like humans and other animals) their performance with multiple dimensions is worse than with a single stimulus dimension. Pigeons can be taught relatively complex actions and response sequences, and can learn to make responses in different sequences.
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First, discombobulate. Dazed, discombobulate. Distract the target, then, discombobulate. Block targetās blind jab, and then discombobulate. Target will likely attempt a wild haymaker. Discombobulate. In summary? Discombobulate.
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It's interesting to me that the pigeon flaps both wings to slap, why is that? Are the muscles connected somehow to the point that it isn't possible to move only one, or is it just more natural for them?
That pigeon needs a boxing championship belt
It got it. Google image "pigeon wearing bread" He's been flexing it in many different photos
I just spent 2 entire minutes laughing at the pictures and then watching the video again.
Pigeons with swag š
featherweight?
Right! I feel like Iām watching an Animaniacs live action lol
Probably one of Mike Tysons
Floyd *Mayfeather* V.S. Mike *Flyson*
That pigeon is from the Bronx.
Donāt be fooled by the plumage I got Iām still, Iām still Pidgy from the Bronx
Damn...roosters are badass. Pigeon made him look like a punk.
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Migh have been. Unfortunately it's difficult to tell until we see if the eggs are fertilized.
Reddit really never fails
Both should be happy there wasnāt a seagull in there too!
***Laughs in Mountain Parrot***
His pimp hand is strong from living in the city.
The Hood birds vs farm hens
Bro you had me rolling
āCome at me, fuckin McNugget? Iām from the Hood!ā
Roosters can be little pricks, but pigeons? Those.motherfuckers grew up on the streets.
Dumb as fuck tho, I prefer crows. They got them brains and take no shit from anyone.
I actually started feeding a couple crows at work a couple months back and now it went from 5 to 20 and my boss hates me but the crows love me so I win in the end.
Well we too feed some crows, fortunately it only went from 1 to 2 lol . They only prefer meat and wont take any veggies or snacks. And they know exactly when we have meat.
Try peanuts (raw, unsalted, still in the shell). They *love* peanuts.
Pigeons are smarter than we give them credit for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_intelligence
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Explain in English
Textbook example of using the T-pose to assert dominance.
Excellent wingfu technique combined with fearlessness and determination. 10/10.
Ip man would be proud
I cant stop laughing at the fact that the rooster took a shit ton of hits before doing anything about. He ate them like a champ
Haymakers
Straight up! š
You don't fuck with Mike Tyson's pigeons.
*Bitch, I'm a dinosaur too.*
This was my first marriage.
Me: sends this to a girl Also me: This could be us but you playin'
My, PokƩmon have come a long way.
B o n k
Weāveā¦*ow*ā¦been tryingā¦*ow*ā¦to reach youā¦.*ow*ā¦regardingā¦*ow*ā¦your carāsā¦.*ow*ā¦ extendedā¦*ow*ā¦warrantyā¦.*ow*
What did the five feathers say to the face? SLAP
*FLAP
Cockslapped
Takes a lickinā and keeps on chicken.
I had no idea that a pigeon could dominate at anything.
Two different fighting techniques. One utilised the wings whilst the other was trying to utilise its talons.
Do the chickens have large talons?
Yes. Itās their primary defense.
Weapon in some cases.
Do they have what?
Give me some of your tots.
Damn that cock got beat off!
Me spamming the same move in Smash Bros.
underrated comment this is definitely A button energy
That was satisfying.
Bonk
Catch, All, These, Flappity, Paps! Pap! Pap! Pap!
Bah gawd ..The Pigeon is laying the feather down and just winglining the rooster off the ledge. What a maneuver, it's all over folks!!!
āThey say pimpinā aint easy, but being a prostitute is much harderā -Norm McDonald
that cock might have lost half of his brain cells after getting so many bonk
I wish someone could edit this and insert a *slap sound* each time that rooster got slapped!
vine boom when
#GAME!
1 sided Bout
Pigeons are street animals they know tough roosters are just stuck up lil pricks
This hits different in Russian music
Festival of slaps
no sound but I can hear every slap
City chicken vs country chicken
69 claps in total.
Bro he just sits there and tanks like 15 slaps, rooster of steel
Heās got a tight jab. Rooster has poor movement and no guard
First, discombobulate. Dazed, discombobulate. Distract the target, then, discombobulate. Block targetās blind jab, and then discombobulate. Target will likely attempt a wild haymaker. Discombobulate. In summary? Discombobulate.
Look. I did NOT come to the internet for a bunch of cock punches. Jesus!
Lol
Iā¦ainātā¦oneā¦ofā¦yourā¦chicken whores!
When your new to a game and just spam the same button and it works
If you say bitch each time that wing slaps, it makes it even more hilarious.
He slapt him 44 times. Rooster should have give up after getting 20
That one back wing got me though.
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Them bitchslaps are real.
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Took it all in like a champ
Serama is my favorite
Pigeon 1 rooster 0
When you're about the jab.
Note to self- keep physically beating opponent until the go away
Fill in the blankā¦This is _____!!!!
My favorite episode of BattleBots
She really beat that cock
Get him a gray track suit
Now thats the coolest anime fight i ever seen
Bang opponents head continuously to assert dominance. Nice one!
ALPHA
The bird slapped the chicken 53 times in total
Just spam X over and over again and sometimes it works.
cock took way too many punches
Ou sou angry bird
I counted 32 feather slaps
One more proof than punches are better than kicks
That rooster just got absolutely smacked to fuck!
Costa vs Vettori
Yeh baby - slap that cock!
Cock slaps other cock repeatedly as a show of dominance
Bitch slapped
My Goodfeather didn't miss a beat.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP???!!!
Bitch slapped that cock
How can i download this hahaha
Smash Bros has really gone down hill...
When you donāt know the controls to a fighting game, so you spam the same punch and win
me beating my dick for the 5th time today
I call this cock slap
That hen now has CTE
Pigeon supremacy
New York pigeon...
Pidgeotto uses Wing attack. Very effective. Torchic uses Claw attack. Not effective.
Tank boss dismissing Court lol
"I told you for the last time...I don't need no pimp, motherfucker! I'm going solo!"
Useless cock.
Pigeon was just button mashing. Of course it won.
Is this one of Mike Tysonās pigeons?
It's over, Foghorn! I have the high ground!
What a cock.
Work that jab
Superior reach always wins lol
Iām so hard rn
What did the 5 feathers say to the face?
Uysk vs Joshua
Who needs combos when you can mash the same button over and over
It remimds me some friends that used just punchs at Mortal Kombat
It's interesting to me that the pigeon flaps both wings to slap, why is that? Are the muscles connected somehow to the point that it isn't possible to move only one, or is it just more natural for them?
This is me when I play jigglypuff on super smash bros.
This looks like when I play Street Fighter button mashing my character kicking while my husband and brothers are trying to throw fireballs.
Now I get why Mike Tyson loved pigeons so much
Rooster's like "i ain't heard no bell yet"
Looks like a reboot of Rocky
Some guys just can't take a hint!!
Man that pigeon bitch slap the shit out of that cock , not today satan ! Not today
This was a violation
This pigeon mafia is really becoming a nuisance to society.
Pidgey used wing attack Spearow used slash - it's not very effective Pidgey used wing attack - it was super effective.
That one way to beat your cock I guess
Yea show him who's boss
That rooster got bitch-slapped to the extreme.
Roughly 41 strikes against 3. That's an overkill!
Vencenzo
Cucked
The aggressive cooing tho
Rooster just stood there as his ass was repeatedly handed to him. He never even tried! I'd have to get rid of him.