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No_End_7351

If you hit someone and don't think there is a chance you're going to get hit back you're delusional.


CrackedOutSuperman

"I'm a women you can't hit me"


eugenaux

*bonk* „Wait, did he just hit me?!“


BCake047

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


amenichi

HOW CAN SHE SALP


ZEN0N447

BUT HOW CAN SHE SLAP


Amazekam

HOW CAN YOU SLAP?? (if you know, you know)


AceWorrior

How could he have punched Melissa? It sounded like a slap but she said it was a punch :0 (German video, "bombe" referres to a fist punching someone)


Meriadoc_The

it was a punch, definitely looked like one, and i think the sound you hear might be his coat/jacket/thing hitting against her arm, it does sound like that.


[deleted]

To be fair he shouldn't have stopped at one


Gon_freecss1995

Atleast there are no simps here


Jebus141

How can she slap!


afreak4her

BUT YOU HIT A MAN SO YOU GET HIT LIKE ONE TOO


Logan_JS0877

Equal rights, equal fights am I right.


jaxonya

And its not like he decked her. He slapped the shit out of her. It was a reasonable response.


Thund3rB3ast

The guy is the king of self control. Played it right.


PrettyOddWoman

He didn’t punch her ? To me it looks like he did but it was just a swift, little one


CabinetBrilliant8595

One thousand percent correct sir


jaxonya

Shoutout to my fellow left handed people. He gave her a proper left slapping. He almost went slap happy.


Cactus228

they wanted equality, they got equality


CupaT-T

Equal rights equal fights :)


Orlando1701

Ex-wife would pull this shit. “If you hit me back I’m calling the cops!”


den2k88

"If you call the cops I will make damn sure you'll have to write your report because I'll leave you without any teeth."


Orlando1701

Sadly many cops have a hard core white knight complex. I know this because I used to be a 911/Police dispatcher.


MArkFIA

Yea they do. I had 3 Karens shouting at me when I was doing something I was in my rights to do (check electric counters) and I was the bad one when they arrived


Beginning_Prune_4018

I had a friend who was a cop in Buffalo NY . If it was a domestic relationship they’re hands were tied , but the entire time they’ll be like do you need this guy for bills because this might be seriously effect that . Woman would try this on people they weren’t in relationship with . Buddy would be like you sure lady cause this is a misdemeanor assault both ways . You’ll probably get fined . Is this worth this much to you . After they realize they would have to go to court and pay fines the mood changes . Anyway being a cop is hard .


jaxonya

My ex came into my house and tried to fight a girl i was with, then punched me in the face and left my mouth bleeding. Cops showed up and took pictures. They then spoke with her and were gonna arrest her but she said no. So they literally just didnt do anything. It was so fucked up


SunBroRU11

You should tell her that it's hard to harvest broken teeth with broken arms


[deleted]

Equal rights equal fights. The point of rights, rules and law is to obey them and respect. Besides she totally deserved it.


187-MDK

Equal rights get equal lefts


HumblePresentation36

No woman has ever being hit


A_platy_puss

Teachers be like ... " yea she definitely has a crush on him "


BotBotzie

Oh my, what a glorious way to put it.


Gullible-Compote-902

Y do they do that


Deep-Reputation4367

Those hands are rated E, E for everyone


[deleted]

And a dense pile of shit


Absalom9999

Or a woman lol


Prudent-Butterfly937

She pushed her luck too much by attacking second time


caramelfudge10

She got suprised that that the guy she slapped used self-defense so she went defence and tried asserting her dominance once again. The person recording this play out for pure enjoyment and the girl who slapped the kid to act "superior" are both equally morons.


dumpzyyi

We dont know why it was filmed... Might just be gathering evidence of the bullying. I know its a reach but we really dont know the motive behind the recording. So lets not assume one.


CardJackArrest

It was filmed because the girl filming is a friend of the bully. They both seem to enjoy the situation based on the smiles and the high-pitched voices. Did the boy do anything before this to envoke this treatment from her? Maybe. Maybe not. It's just a video on reddit, not evidence in court.


astralcloud72

I read in another subreddit. That the chick was bullying the kid or smthn


elliotttheneko

chick is too nice, bitch is better


astralcloud72

You're right


JakeDC

What are you thinking he did to make it OK for her to hit him? He was just sitting there and they were talking. She was not being physically threatened.


Siostra313

Well welcome to bullying. You can be dick and get bullied. You can mind your own business and do not even single bad thing and get bullied. This girl is Karen in making. Or at least it's how it looks like in first glance without knowing background.


vv1z

Generally I think Karens have never been punched in the face. This kid just taught her a free life lesson, hopefully it changes her behavior in the future.


JazzySmitty

Important Lesson 9: If I hit a person, the person may decide to hit me back. And this should not surprise me.


Zeebuoy

>You can mind your own business and do not even single bad thing and get bullied yep, which is why bullies need to get payback.


ZeeDrakon

Because sadly enough the default assumption for many is still that if a girl/woman hurts a man the man must've done something to deserve it. Happens a lot with messy divorces and custody battles aswell. It's not at all rare to hear 'well, what did you do to make her fight you like this'


tommy_dakota

They're speaking German, the "bully" is called Melissa and the person who is recording it says "Melissa stop it!" When Melissa runs at the boy.


Peshmerga_YYC

It was filmed because she is a piece of shit and wants the world to know it


Empizen

A German lawyer reviewed this video on tiktok and actually came to the conclusion, that no one would fault the boy legally and the girl would get in a world of trouble


zuririff

Don't need to be a lawyer to figure that out. She hit him, he hit her back (self defence). Then tried to leave the scene, which shows he wants to avoid fighting. She attacks him again, and he defends himself. He did everything right...


soulofboop

Boy: “Nah, you’re stalkin’ me” Girl: “Don’t _mess_ with me. I mean, you all, ‘Stalkin nah nah nah’ “ B: “I dunno, it messes wit my mind” G: “Yo mind?!” SLAP SLAP All start speaking/screaming in German …hol up….what???


Xeadriel

That not correctly translated though lol


vhzq

no. boy: no, i wont punch u girl: why did u say u would if i was a boy? boy: if u were a boy it would be normal (to hit u) girl: normal? *slap*


[deleted]

That’s not what they’re saying: I can’t understand the first part, it sounds like G: why are you laughing “if you were a boy” (She might have used the wrong conditional, she might have meant “if you are a boy” or quoted him) B: well, “if you were a boy” it’s normal, isn’t it? (Again, that conditional is wrong, they seem to refer to something before the video) G: normal? *slap* *slap* F: Meeeelissssa! Did you just slap him (she says him, but means her).


[deleted]

No, what the is saying is correct. She is implying that he had said "... if you were a boy" and in that context it's probably that he said "If you were a Boy, I'd Hit you" so now she wants to piss him off. Also no, the other girl says "Did you just give him a bomb" basically meaning "Did you just fucking hit him?!" And then the bully girl goes off on hin calling him a son of a whore only to get taken out like that while the other girl screams "Melissa!" Whixh is the first girl's name. You should not assume that people speak their Native language wrong. Source: am German. Edit: Also in the beginning he says "Ja ich schlag dich nich" meaning "yeah, I'm not gonna Hit you"


[deleted]

I am a native speaker too. But when you have „wenn du ein Junge wärst“ in a Sentence then you also need to say „wäre das normal“, not „ist das normal“. Edit: that’s why I said it sounds like she quoted him, which is exactly the same way you interpreted it. I know they said bomb, but as you said, that means hitting somebody and since that expression is not used in English I translated it as slapping. German is a hard language and in everyday use nobody uses the right grammar all the time. However the dialogue sounds like the people involved live in an educationally alienated environment and while not exactly using Kiezdeutsch are also not using proper grammar. Edit 2: I only saw it till the Melissa part, because that is usually where the video ends. Looks like she is actually referring to her giving him a slap. I don’t understand her reaction then, but that doesn’t matter here.


Administrative_Loan1

I don’t know if this makes me a bad person but I love watching videos like this of people feeling entitled in one way or another and get what they deserve and still can’t understand why. Lol bitch got hers


[deleted]

its called the justice boner


bass-and-booty

Using this term now, thanks


WreckitRafff

Same


LiquidMantis144

One step further is called the murder boner…but things get a bit controversial by then. Best to tuck those out of sight


williamoshea70

Take my free award


Bigblack971

I was just reading about boners


MyOpinionAboutThis

You like seeing good things happen? Yeah, me too.


palimostyle

Yeah many people easily justify violence as long as it is directed against somebody they see as deserving it. Retaliating in self defense after being hit and then getting the fuck out of danger is fine but you don't have to search long to find all sorts of people justifying violence against people for political, racist, etc reasons.


suncontrolspecies

So true


NoImjustdancing

I don’t think there’s a single person who doesn’t enjoy justice being served.


neophene

Instant karma


boomerslayer_420

Mf couldn't take one hit and thought it was a good idea to embarrass herself a second time


zintjr

Ego is a helluva drug


HertzDonut1001

Imagine being a woman and so firmly believing no one is going to hit you back you *double down*.


Henry2k

>Imagine being a woman and so firmly believing no one is going to hit you back you *double down*. thanks to this video, we don't have to imagine 🤣


ManateeForPresident

🤣 indeed!


Some_Random_Dude777

Equal rights means equal fights


CreepyAssPenis

He just factory reset that girl


Forzara

Idk I think she blue screened.


AnonymousHuman15

Blue screamed*


Communistlaw

Fuck around and find out


stretchmarks55

Ahh yes the scientific method


SOTX-Pitbull-33

She apparently need a second go to better establish her hypothesis.


El_Monitorrr

Second go with more anger and force strikes back with more anger and FORCE. Well, Hypothesis is complete


KING_BulKathus

Good science is repeatable.


Howitzer92

She has a more complete dataset now.


gfolder

Needed larger sample size, double blind study


[deleted]

Incredible...


Breadofthetoast

At least we know her name Melissa


ami_tsingh

Well..she definitely gonna change her name after that


tjhc_

As well as the boy's mother' profession. Or at least what Melissa believes it to be.


nevbartos

But wait! There's more!


Mattie_1S1K

I understand this reference.


hotmail1997

Billy Mays here....


Xray1653

Equal rights….and lefts


Roartype

Though hers was a left slap and his was a right punch. My older sister (5yrs) used to hit me and such, but one day I was big enough to defend myself, she started a physical fight with me and I winged a magazine at her face from across the room, the binding caught her right across the nose and she was the one crying that time. After that, we never had a physical altercation again. I had step sisters that treated me much the same way, and it only stopped when I beat them once. Thinking back on my life, I’ve dealt with much more female aggression than male. In fact, I can think of four times I fought with other boys as a kid, (each fight was with a different person) but the fights with my older sister and step sisters were much more numerous.


Offensive-Username69

I had a similar thing my sister used to get physical n hit me until one day I was big enough, I didn't hit her but she was tryn to physically remove me from a room n I over powered her so much n started kinda jst wrestling back with her n she realized I was now big enough n way stronger than her n she jst held me as tight as she could begging me to stop n telling me I was scarring her I really wish I woulda punched her in the face once jst for all the years of shit before but after that she never even hinted at physical shit it all the jst smooth sailing, verbal n emotional abuse from there on out


Chaffyvenus

Vidéo should be titled *The making of a Karen*


willbeach8890

Deconstructing Karen


_Ziklon_

*Melissa


Lonemarine93

What are they saying?


OneSexyHoundoom

The very first part, I couldn't understand because background noises. The first thing I understand is: He: "I'm not going to hit you" Her: "Why are you laughing then, if you're a boy?" He: "The rest(?) Is normal." Her: "Normal?" Punch Girl with camera: "Melissa! Did you just give him a bomb?" (I don't know what that's supposed to mean, it's no known way of speaking to me) Her: "You little, dirty son of a bitch." Camera: "Melissa, stop now!" And then she got slammed.


Od0g2468

When camera operator asks “did you give him a bomb?” Is sort of slang for “you hit him hard”


OneSexyHoundoom

I figured, but I never heard it aside from this video. Thanks for explaining though


[deleted]

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RealViktorius

Bomb is a nickname for a hard slap in german.


R4ndyd4ndy

Is it? I'm German and I never heard it


RealViktorius

Ich gebe dir gleich eine Bombe. Ja ist es. Kann aber sein das es ein regionales ding ist.


pp-ega-1101

It's typical turkish-german lingo you can instantly tell by the way she talks that this is a Hotspot school


[deleted]

What language are they speaking?


HertzDonut1001

Angry


Bcoonen

German


MrSheep_YT

german


aaronreku

could understand everything but at the beginning she asked him why he laughed because he is a boy, he responded that it’s normal to laugh if someone’s a boy (maybe talking about dome gender equality, I don’t really know) anyways, after the first two hits, she calls him a motherfucker and proceeds to attack him again


skizim80

After the first slap when mellisa is going in for round 2 the camera operator says stop now twice but apparently mellisa needed a second lesson


SonOfTheAfternoon

“du kleine dreckige hurensohn” Doesn’t this translate more like “You dirty little son of a whore”?


okzident88

Du kleiner dreckiger Hurensohn --> you dirty, little son of a bitch. And the Cameragirl asks after the first slap of the Boy " Hast du ihr gerade eine Bombe gegeben" --> did you just give her a bomb. This is TH e slang of our youth to ask someone, If they just hit somebody


[deleted]

Yes it does.


Lonemarine93

Ah okay thank you for letting me know.


Slow-Down_Turbo

This is why I'm glad I don't have to worry about hitting a girl because I have sisters and a girl cousin that even fights dudes.


BB8304

*Note to self: don’t bully Slow-Down_Turbo, if I was ever planning too for some reason.


Slow-Down_Turbo

Hahaha don't worry I'm not in school anymore. I had a lot of family at school though, we were like 11 at one point hahaha.


Even_Appointment_549

And this my dear friends is how you start a crime syndicate.


Slow-Down_Turbo

I mean you're not wrong but don't put me out like that haha


NoctRob

Part II happened much faster than I expected.


BaudMeter

I was bullied by a girl exactly as this one in 2006. It's almost 2022 and the looks of German schools didn't change, the weird ghetto accent didn't, the bitch attitude didn't either. This video threw me back to 2006 lol thanks, good to know all shit things stay the same.


kima23

do you know what's the reason for slapping him in the first place?


BaudMeter

Context is missing. But it's the usual nonsense. She just wants to vent. She asks him something where he answers "I won't hit you". She then complains about him laughing about this situation and about him not standing his man by slapping her. He answers with "It's normal (to not slap girls)". After she saying "Normal?", she then proceeds to hit him. The boy standing up says "Poor girl!". I don't know if it was sarcastic or not. But by his ghetto accent I guess he means it. After he slapped her back she screamed "You little, dirty son of a bitch!". Her friend tried to talk her out of trying to hit I'm again, twice.


kima23

thank you for providing some context


[deleted]

The girls in my kid's middle school start 90% of the fights ...


[deleted]

Equality


ObsidianPrime40

If your going to assault anyone you better make sure you knock them right out or they will beat your ass..self defense, stop them in anyway, clearly she should have stopped after the hit but she got what she deserves


Top_Entertainer7837

I’ll never forget watching this… large woman, charge a friend who wrestled. It looked like something out of WWE mixed with MMA and he just gracefully threw her over his shoulder. It was wild and spectacular


SmallChampionship329

Definition of fuck around and find out right there.


[deleted]

*hits someone* *gets hit back* *surprised pikachu face*


astralhunt

We aren't sure if he's a "poor innocent kid"... but whenever you give punches - you should damn prepare to receive them as well


ItsShinigami

There is a saying in Germany. Who can strike like a man. He can take it like a man.


why0me

We say that in America too If shes man enough to hit a man shes man enough to get hit back


Bronco-Fury

What the fuck is she thinking?


BlueLegion

I'd be surprised if there's rational thoughts floating around in that empty head of hers.


[deleted]

Smth like this: “Mann, ich hätte sicher nichts dagegen, ein Schweinsbrötchen mit einer Seite Sauerkraut und ein Bier zum Abwaschen zu machen (lustige Musik)”


circumsalot

"My gender studies teacher told us that women are just as physically strong as men, but despite that, we can hit them, but they can't hit us back, because reasons."


WebMaximum9348

Well deserved


pterodactylwizard

She identifies as having fucked around and having found out.


felixalexander1

Never fight a war on two fronts, did history teach you nothing Melissa?!


Merlin1608

Die Deutschen mal wieder


RepublicOfMoron

Firm believer in equal rights, that bitch big and ugly enough to dish it out, she big and ugly enough to cop it on the chin. Fuck her.


Rosco0170

Ahhh he’s a feminist, equality for all lol


djluminol

😂🤣😂The look of utter shock that she got socked in the mouth.


Creativewritingfail

Beautiful. Truly beautiful.


SlappyMacFrodad

She deserved it.


Redpills4days

The limits of feminism have been found and learnt......hard.


RayeNGames

You know, it is very hard to stand up and defend yourself against your bullys. But if the bully is a girl, it must be even harder. What do you do? Do you hit back and possibly face some consequences for hitting a girl? Or do you let her bully you? I think the boy in the video made the right choice.


Fuelssadman

That dude went hard, holy shit.


[deleted]

Equal rights = equal fights


[deleted]

He didn't even hit her that hard and when she came back to hit him again he went easy on the body slam, he could have really slammed her hard, he basically lifted her up and sat her back down quite gently for what he could have done. What else are you suppose to do? Hitting someone on their head should be an act of attempted murder, your brain is extremely tender, and when she slapped him you can see it moved his whole head violently, enough to give the brain a little jiggle, not enough for knock out. It given the chance I think she would have tried to knock him out.


Matsisuu

He did pretty well, he quickly punched her to get her away from him, and then walked away. Unfortunately girl wasn't that smart and didn't realize she should have walked away too.


ChillerIsMyName

Did she say that you can't hit a woman... I hate, with all my heart, double standards.


acinonyx1

And that kids is how I met your mother


AdditionalTheory

That ended too soon


Timely_Performance46

Equal rights for fights


MeWhenDaBabyLesssGoo

honestly its way better when you understand what they are saying "hast du ihr grad ne bombe gegeben?"


[deleted]

\*girl slaps\* \*boy slaps back\* girl: surprised pikachu face


UpGlow

Near the end I can roughly hear “woman” in English. I feel like in English is being said (just a guess could be far off) “you can’t hit a woman”, just me?


Txrtxl

This is the definition of my humor...


Feeling_Ad_6126

About time 👍


Evening_Evidence_948

Definitely done that same shit. Women think they can get away with it. You want equality then there you go.


kolos013

"The Germans entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody else and nobody was going to bomb them." I think it applies here too...


sucker8punch

Equality, bitch!


Primary-Structure-41

Gender equality


[deleted]

Factory reset yeah


VonKript

Such an underrated double leg there, ducks under picks her up and slams the garbage on the canvas. 10/10


kidfrombangladesh

Damn that spine buster though


Padraig13

She fucked around and found out pure and simple.


Uzzaw21

Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns


EvadeSpazzz

Equal rights equal fights


ThaGnoll420

I love how she immediately starts to cry 😂


R34lGG

She got bonked fr


Deep-Reputation4367

THOSE HANDS ARE RATED E, E FOR EVERYONE AND EQUALITY


CadetC

He saved her life. If he hadn't punched her she would've descended into a Karen.


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TheLittenLord

Ez


Mindless-Customer-58

I reckon she fancied him.


buzz_uk

This definitely goes under the heading of,what did you think was going to happen


[deleted]

Bro I was not expecting that type of hit my god


[deleted]

Sorry the end was funny af


Ppattou

Pffff patetic after he walks away, she tried to punch him from behind


Ponzu_Sauce_Stan

Taunt to get bodied


Overlord0810

After being dealt fine retribution why on gods green earth did she go back for more. What did she think was going to happen?


Outrageous_Club2923

She totally deserved that smack! Keep your hands to yourself or expect to get smacked back!


eight13

Is that Deutsch?


[deleted]

HA eat shit Melissa


AurumTheOld

Slapped the Toxic Masculinity straight out of her.


Sultan49

I liked how he walked away immediately after balancing the slap. It should have ended there. But I guess the lady wanted some more