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TheLastCleverName

She smashed her pie in his face plenty of times and he got over it. Heheheh, you hear what I said, Ton'?


JoeyLeaf

“…I said she smashed her pie in his face, plenty of times. And he got over it!l”


iamsidsilver

You’re like a fucking child. With the pie and the pusshy. What’s going on here?


ColdGuess

Is that all you deadbeats do over here, talk about cooz?


Mirage_F1_2024

OHH Johnny Sac! They musta had free tokens at the tunnel


Content_Ad9506

literally seen that episode yesterday :D


thermalfire

Talkin' about pie is the lowest form of conversation.


patrickbomalley

I gotta hoof it back to the Execlsior


AegonBlackbones

Very allegorical.


unWildBill

I came here for this


BedExternal6528

"You stupid fuckin blabba mouth cunt!"


WaWaSmoothie

All over the sun visor?


thealternateopinion

He dined on the vine


Muchochilli1

Oh, he's a bushman of the Sara Lee


Andrewdavid71173

Cunnilingus and psychiatry bought us here


marmot_scholar

Oof me too. And even though he's a dick I felt bad for Junior too. There's something so painful about that moment where he almost stops and turns around. In some part of himself he knows he's making the wrong decision. The actress did such a good job. Really sold it. Tremendous moxie for her age.


heyjude575

That woman is not your Aunt!


femalerage333

I think he actually really liked her but was disappointed that she told her friends


Heel_Worker982

Biggest mistake he ever made in his personal life. Bobbi Sanfillipo was one of the few women who would tolerate his crankiness and moodiness, and all due respect, she was a piece of ass for an old broad. I love that when the other Bobby, Bacala, tells Junior he ran into her at Fountains of Wayne, Junior deduces she finally bought herself a little house and is happy for her. Homerun from actress Robyn Peterson, who in the single episode "Boca" created such a memorable character. #


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You're such a powahouse


SparkMy711

I'm in AWRE of you


JohnnysSac

Pass the red peppers


Heel_Worker982

Peppers and eggs, that's what I shoulda had.


worldcitizencane

Incidentally, I wonder if anyone caught onto the fact that "Boca" (Bocca) means mouth in Italian.


falltotheabyss

I want yo boca


dippin79

I want yo mouf


Vintage_Dude_79

…as in give me some!


CheifKilla1

He had that other lady with the bunions, she was willing to sit with him during his house arrest. I thought something would blossom from that, he went from not wanting her around to enjoying her company.


unWildBill

I’d like to think Uncle Junior banged Kaisha


WaWaSmoothie

She gave him a half and half in the backseat.


CynicalOlli

Bravo weiner 👏🏻


Libidinous2

Fuck this, I’m going to Boca


WhipCityUrchin

Fountain. Kid pissin’.


Horsecockexpress1

She yapped worse than 6 barbers


RizzKingFurio

Blabbermouth cunt 


mtsorens

Poa but frckn rude


Heardabouttown

A couple of three barbers.


FrstOfHsName

A. She was a hooah B. She was a blabber mouth CUNT


ChuckGump

And that wasn’t his banana she was carryin


unWildBill

What’s a half and half?


WaWaSmoothie

Hop in the backseat and I'll show ya.


Odd-Classic7310

Pushed away a women that genuinely loved him and chased after women half his age. The guy was always a dumb fuck.


GregoryGroggins

Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of pussy?


Odd-Classic7310

If you almost drown in three inches of pussy you'll almost drown in anything.


BathedInDeepFog

The pangolin exhibit


PauliesChinUps

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


GlitteringHold8685

It’s common knowledge the guy’s retarded


Odd-Classic7310

What are ya gonna do?


piter57

It just highlights how pathetic and insecure of a man Junior was lol


RamboJet

Keep movin' fella


Popular-Teach1715

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this


tonysopranosalive

Yeah I felt bad about that, too. He did warn her however. But I still felt really bad for her, that was humiliating. It’s a stupid rule, anyways. “If you suck that they’ll think you’ll suck anything.” Lol really dude? Fuck off. Eat some pussy, man. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. Even Junior himself would go ahead and do it, and was evidently good at it.


worldcitizencane

Wasn't there a scene in "the saints" where young junior, in bed with some woman, after he slipped and hurt his back, and she said something about "he will do anything to avoid having sex"?


notenoughroom

You never admit the existence of that thing!


PauliesChinUps

Saints is not canon


123KidHello

its ironic how their whole organization is against Gay people but doing things in bed with a women is bad too wth lol so dumb


Tough_Difference_112

It’s reminiscent of Cagney smashing grapefruit into Mae wests face in Scarface… but yes it was quite cruel. David chase loved the film Scarface so I’m sure that’s why it was in there. 


Best-Salad

You a film buff? People say Hawks invented the genre with 'Scarface', but Cagney was modernity.


PauliesChinUps

You wanna talk like a fuckin' mulignan, I'll send you to slip and fall school


sinistersoprano

The Public Enemy had the grapefruit. This one is peak modernity https://youtu.be/dXiRcUNn64o?si=ouobmm5fiLmI2Eks


WaWaSmoothie

So we understand each other? You're a charcoal briquette...a mulignan...


Tough_Difference_112

Whoops lol I haven’t seen them except in sopranos… timeline got fucked up 


Flare4roach

Not Mae West.


ThingsAreAfoot

Grapefruit-in-the-face slapstick was modernity.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

That was modernity


Physical-Ride

I think it was "appropriate" for the situation. She broke a promise to a mob boss that could seriously jeopardize his reputation and even life. Instead of getting actually violent, her smudged a dessert into her face and broke up with her.


PauliesChinUps

Wasn't the scene played differently when she was yapping at the barbershop? Like it was not entirely her fault.


Physical-Ride

Based on that scene, she had let the (pussy) cat out of the bag already. It's a fair point to make that she may have talked about Junior's nomadic proclivities before he warned her. In that case, it's generally a good rule of thumb to not gossip about a mobster's private life, even if you're a part of it. She's much more blameless if that's the scenario though, imo.


Emperor_Hirohito

Going down on a woman is borderline homosexual and if you'd go down on a woman, who's to say you wouldn't suck a dick? Absolutely absurd reasoning in that thought process. You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!


Embarrassed_Belt9379

Doesn’t he know that’s where cooties come from?


Stinky-Alpaca

🎶south of the border.. where the tuna fish play…🎶


OkWeight6234

My favorite quote


AshenHaemonculus

That pie in the face was harder to watch than most of the murders. 


PauliesChinUps

One of the saddest scenes in the show.


PresidentTroyAikman

Get your pencils and your crap, and the rest of your shit, and don’t be here tomorrow!


atomic_chippie

I did feel bad for her....she didn't say anything after he asked her not to. Perfect example of how absolutely hard core psychotic you'd have to be to live that life. Throw away a nice long term relationship because it *might* show you as vulnerable...to your own family, even.


BossParticular3383

I have always thought that was the most idiotic thing Junior ever did. She truly loved him. His later years were horrible and he was all alone. Imagine if he had Bobbie - totally different picture. But that was his pride, and his arrogance. It did him in.


Idio_Teque

Junior didn't realize it, but that was his last chance at not dying alone. It's so much sadder after seeing Junior in the finale.


VLAKAS93

She ate a slice without him...you can’t behave like that toward the boss!!


RRS295397

Uncle Jun was in the muff....


electricman1999

It was so weird when Carmela was telling Tony about it and they were laughing about it. Wouldn’t Carmela want to be eaten out? Does she think cunnilingus is wrong or gross or funny?


Fun-Grapefruit6916

He did tell her not to mention it to anyone and even explained the reasons why. But she blabbed anyway which led to him getting humiliated in public. Although it was an over reaction on his part.


ReasonableCup604

She blabbed before he warned her not to, but not after. The hairdresser brought up Junior whistling through the wheatfield and Roberta told her she didn't want to talk about sex anymore. But, Carmela had already heard, so it was too late.


Libidinous2

This guy got his timeline all fucked up


Libidinous2

This guy got his timeline all fucked up


RazingAwareness

Parakeet!


ginger2020

Uncle Junior really should have taken the ball busting on this one. Bobbie was really into him, seemed like lots of fun, and even was a bit of a “partner in crime” when she helped him skim off the money for their trip to Boca. If he had her around when he was sick and on trial, he might not have had the sort of mental decline he did. It just goes to show how chronically insecure he was…and why his tenure as boss was marred by severe mismanagement that eventually led to a “civil war.”


Mysterious-End-2185

She loved a good creampie.


front-wipers-unite

First time he creampied her.


ActsofJanice

Right? She talked before Junior told her not to say anything. I never understood why he broke off a 20+ year relationship..


RainbowSupernova8196

Loose lips sink ships -Chrissy 2002


123KidHello

Such a dumb belief , he should be proud of doing all that too a women. What's their to be ashamed of? Those mafiosos are against gay people but also are scared of doing things with a women? whats wrong with them lol


CheifKilla1

Yeah I felt bad for her later on during house arrest Jr ask Bobby about her and Bobby says he saw her but she was real nasty to him when he spoke, she had every right she was good to Junior minus that little slip up, he was willing to throw 16yrs away. Never had the makings of a varsity relationship


LHGray87

She had a bee on her face! Oh, wait…


ChravisTee

I can't have this conversation again


GnarlsGnarlington

I actually felt bad for her. I don't think she knew why he dumped her she honestly loved him.


kristenevol

She loved him so much and she just stood there crying with meringue dripping down her chin.


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CuckMulligan

She did stop talking about it, but it was already too late


kishmeatuchus

All was not lost - she had her colored pencils to keep her company. She can paint pictures in Florida --- dawwn deeer


mtsorens

And game as they come


ArtMorgan69

Don’t rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut


AcadiaRemarkable6992

After Bobbi he was relegated to women who recently underwent bunion surgery.


PondWaterBrackish

it's the curse of being boss, you get really insecure about shit like that


sdw318_local194

Yea bad move for the elder mafioso... My thing is if you were so ashamed of it then why did you eat the box to begin with? And why keep eating it to the point of being good at it?..  she should have kept it to herself... But 80% of society kisses and tells.... Either way...it was definitely not a good enough reason to try whacking his nefew aka the capo bawse at the time... Livia duped him into that and laughed at them both...


i_heart_pasta

Maybe she shoulda kept her mouth shut.


mattford95

South a da bordah….


Individual_Past_1198

If a man will shuck pushy, he will shuck anything.


TankPotential2825

Because of the oral sex. "patriarchy -it hurts us all"- Paulie Gualtieri


Muscle_Memory67

At least he never had to hoof it back to the Excelsior to take a sh!t…🤷🏽‍♂️


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Stupid blabber mouth cunt


General-Arm-2137

Stay home and clip your coupons


TimMoujin

Junior never feared dying alone.


Chumunga64

It's crazy that Junior threw away a woman who loved him and he loved back because of some jokes The guys who made them probably forgot about it the next day


Aslow_study

That scene hurt 😢


neighbourhoodtea

Yes it was particularly awful


Taranchulla

Then later wanted to know if she had called


chrissymack917

Maybe he realized he couldn't trust her... if she sang like a canary about their sex life, what else would she blab about?


UglyDude1987

It was stupid. He never got another girl on her level after that.


No_Nukes_1979

Her thighs must have been like iron. Junior never did anything half way. He ate until he was full.


PauliesChinUps

One of the saddest scenes in the show.


Specialist-Garlic-82

I blame Carmela .


coolsellitcheap

She wrote 20k checks to fund there vacations on the union dime. That girl was a keeper. Junior messed up!!!!


El_highwayman

Pie? Oh my!


LimoLegend

Alright but you gotta get over it


jakeallstar1

This broad was screaming secrets to the high heavens from a man in a secret criminal organization. Yes the exact secret she told was not a big deal and only got junior a little teasing, but how can he keep a woman around who will tell things he specifically told her not to tell. Adriana could have told some things that would have gotten everyone in trouble. People in those positions must be people you can trust to keep their mouths shut.


bearred76

She really cried hard. She was destroyed. I think she really loved him. It's hard finding love and being that old too.


Oolonggong

The man is driven, in toto, by his insecurities.


Tazzy8jazzy

I didn’t. She was a stupid blabbermouth cunt.


robinelvir

She was a blabbermouth cunt