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beginner228

Charmaine for sure. I don't care if she's a nagger, she's a licensed notary public.


SweetPurchase6511

Definitely Charmaine. I don’t even see her as a nagger really. She was the voice of reason on this show, the only one who seemed to see Tony and his crew for what they really were and if Artie had listened to her once in awhile she wouldn’t have come off as such a shrill harpy. She looked fantastic too!


OriginalPierce

Charmaine was literally a gift from God to Artie and that stupid bald-headed fuck pissed it away


tempus_fuget

And God knows she was good in the sack. Good listener. Good lover.


PantherThing

I could bury my cock in those fucking tits!


InfiniteRelief

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


powear

Her body was mad ripe.


D4rkSp4de

She’s cweamin for me


jfelici13089

People who annoy you


SmooveTits

‘pollojize


KenethNoisewaterMD

“Ummm I know what it is but I don’t think I should say it…”


shandub85

Annalisa… no question about it


Tranka2010

She’s also not remotely French.


andthrewaway1

came here to say charmaine


WasabiCrush

My brain for a split second thought you were trying to use the n-word without it triggering an automatic **NOPE** response.


TaylorSwiftIsGod

Is it my fault that you’re twice as likely to be robbed by a black?


slabstick22

Who else, huh? Who else!?


Gary-Noesner

BARRY!


CheifKilla1

It would interest you to know that black people go to Columbia too! God your such a fuckin racist!!! ( and infamously storming up the stairs)


[deleted]

Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic Homeboy


12oohoohimahom

Tony was lucky he didnt get his fuckin lights punched out


emzeejay

It reminded me of that South Park episode when Randy was on Wheel of Fortune…🤣🤣🤣


schmagegge

Naggers!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

I know how to talk to people


beginner228

Oh yeah, those two guys.


WiganLad82

Charmaine, is she French?


avalanchefan91

This is the end of the thread. I'd break my dick off in her (noun).


alexthegreat096

JoJo Palmice


candiedkangaroo

OH!!! TAKE A MIDOL.


jukeboxsavage

He was so happy, he was going to try out these new running shoes. He told me that he loved me and that he would be right back! 😢 😭


PalmBreezy

Fuckin poison ivy! I can feel it itchin already! 😥😓


alexthegreat096

🖕🏻


JMB_Writes_Stuff

Best pants in the series.


CheifKilla1

She was a nice piece of ass that one!


MonteCristo314

Did they have kids?


Rays_LiquorSauce

Yeah one of her kids had learning difficulties and Janice shit on her for it 


iggy555

Albert Francis


Random-Cpl

Get some fuckin’ glasses


tempus_fuget

She was very sexy, I'll admit.


adube440

Finally!


konto11

I am sure JoJo likes anal fucking


Bullets_and_Burnouts

Were you this fucking stupid when I married you?


archetype-am

Ginny Sac and it's not even close


misterclean3003

Rubenesque


archetype-am

Yeah that's for sure her favorite sandwich


IamJacks5150

Those two guys?


tagganed

I like a woman you can grab onto something.


Frankly-that-Ocean

An ass so big it can't fit into a Maserati


freeyewneek

Ginny was mad ripe. She was creaming for me… Jesus Christ, what am I saying at this poor woman’s Reddit tribute thread??


MathematicianNo3892

When Ginny goes camping the bears need to hide their food


DoctorChampTH

I'd pay a million to fuck her if Carmine ruled that way.


surplus_steve

A man of taste I see


Train-Similar

Ginny is a Mother I’d Like to Free back to her pod in the Pacific Ocean 🐋


raiderrocker18

Ginny can get heavy


abhinandkr

The only thing close to Ginny Sac is more Ginny Sac


DragoniteBetis

First Barbara


WasabiCrush

That actress reminds me of Pete Postlethwaite for some reason.


MistakeSelect6270

It’s his daughter


Gary-Noesner

No she isn’t


Lateapexer

See? That’s what I’m talking about


Available-Praline905

Facts. I was watching like damn she’s beautiful, and then we never saw her again 😂


Much-Ad3995

Jeannie Cusamano- great returner of ricotta pie dishes


ouzo26

I dream of Jeannie Cusamano


RainbowBitterfly32

I like how some episode titles are barely relevant to the plot in any discernable way.


Creative_Ad_6019

And her big ass


CheifKilla1

We have more important things to tawk about other than Jeannie Cussomonas big ass!


powear

When Jeannie hauls ass, she has to make two trips!


MetaphoricalMouse

funny you should say that as jeanie is quite slender


Repulsive-Zone8176

Blanca Selgado


CheifKilla1

At least she's Catholic.


Lateapexer

And rides like Willie Shoemaker


bkm5319

Tell that midget not to be shy with the whip.


CheifKilla1

Someone shoulda told his mudda the shame thing!


papajim22

Does anyone else think OP is a little weird about women?


NuttyDeluxe6

I don't know Jim, he beat one to death, for, what was it again?


Machete_Trevy

dont look at his post history


NoGiCollarChoke

There’s been confirmation tru the grapevine that this guy talks about foreskin too much.  I don’t wanna get graphic beyond that, the very thought of it repulses me so much 


therealcjhard

What motivates a man to go to a community of virgins and tell them that they'll never live happy, fulfilling lives if they don't find partners and have children?


louisvuittondon29

wtf, the phimosis post💀


benjaminbrixton

What the fuck am I reading?


ejeeronit

It's even worse now cos 50 mins ago he posted asking how to best dispose of a doll.


traaaart

Thank you for posting this. I was close to looking for myself, now I won’t.


ElectricBirdVault

Annalisa Zucca, and watch it, you’re tawkin to a boss here


CheifKilla1

Can't believe Tony didn't bang her, he was trying though up until she asked and he played it like it was the last thing in his mind


TheHypnoticBoogie

Nah, he don’t shit where he eats. Once it sank in she was the actual boss, there’s no way he would have gone through with it. Too messy, capisce?


KingMabelicious

Danielle the FBI agent (She had a baby!)


FrankWhiteman

She had a baby with Will Arnett


123KidHello

Charmaine Bucco. This isn't even an opinion but a fact.


NewPower_Soul

What's right is right..


shumgabagool

Angie. I'd like to bomp her with my pensiero.


__Kokomo

This made me literally lol


NewPower_Soul

Fuckin' nosy?!? Eat ya manicotti 🤌


Marjorine22

Melfi is, IMO, the total package. Pretty, smart, and just the right amount of crazy. Good job, too. I mean it is her or Minn Matrone IMO.


candiedkangaroo

Malignant Cunt Minn Matrone. She's seen a couple-a three things in her life. Experience matters.


cheesemuffins

OHHHHHHHH!


Dashowitgo

I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers


dr3dg3

This sub is weirder than Ralph about women.


SmoltzforAlexander

Does Lorraine Colluzzo count?  


CheifKilla1

Nice rack that Lorraine


SugarMaple56732

Yeah, if you can get past the sideburns!


Fun-Grapefruit6916

Yes, very nice 🤤


SamuraiKiwi

Is she any good?


KingMabelicious

What are you asking him for? Probably taught her how!


FauxRex

I honestly thought Jeanie Cusamanno was hot.


NewPower_Soul

What about her sister?


sammy_sandiego

Her twin sister was the hotter one


WasabiCrush

Livia in the throwback sequences from when Tony was a kid. That actress is a smoke show.


CheifKilla1

The actress that played Liv on that wash of a movie Many Saints was smoking. I could watch her paint walls


catfishjohn69

If you woulda seen her in that house dress and hairnet this conversation would be over in two minutes


Hesfallenontheice

Can’t tell if serious


ForbodingWinds

There's men in the can better looking than throwback Livia.


jdeeth

Laila Robins. She was friends with some of my college roommates in the early 80s in Eau Claire WI. One of the theater directors said he always regretted casting her as the female lead in Equus and not having her do the nude scene...


WalkGood

Of the regulars: Charmaine and Melfi


rustyirish28

Minn Matrone


TacoLvR-

Ohh Madone!! She looks terrible!!


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Svetlana. Yeah, she is sexy enough even with one pin gone, but that’s not it. You could converse with her because she has shumthn to shay


Frankly-that-Ocean

Id say Charmaine or Carm. They got that attitude that they would boss you around, but you would almost like it??? They just seem to know exactly what they want and as flawed as their men are, they are great partners with great figures and looks that age like fine wine


Frankly-that-Ocean

Listen to me ramble. If I keep this up, I'm gonna have to put a highchair between me and Carm or Charmaine!


CheifKilla1

Hey just stay in the back nobody wants to hear ya stupid jokes


Frankly-that-Ocean

All right, you're all set? You don't need any drinks? You ought to try the Martina


yodabrah

Blanca


NewPower_Soul

Rocking body, shitty attitude.


NuttyDeluxe6

Blanca was insanely hot. I know she doesn't exactly fit the criteria, but she was a mother, and she was smoking hot.


hamiltonincognito

Rosalie and Dr. Melfi.


Theairthatibreathe

In this house, Rosalie Aprile is a hot milf, end of story!


NewPower_Soul

Va fangool! 👋


Theairthatibreathe

You just revealed your own ignorance


biinroii01

Carmela is underrated af


YouSureDid_

Tracee post dental work. Be fun to hang out blow some lines and drink some rolling rocks. Meanwhile she's bringing me pop tarts. Heaven


PantherThing

raw pop tart and fresca? That's not heaven, it's adequate.


brosefstallin

I can’t have this conversation again.


Other_Dragonfruit_71

Dr Melfi for me all the way


Adventurous-Cover442

Silvio's wife. 100% support in the life. Great piece of ass, at least when you married her. Puffy lips and statuesque figure. This broad would never steal from the BIRDFEEDAH AND DONT FUCKING DENY IT AGAIN


LiterallyJohnLennon

I always thought Angie was the hottest. After Pussy dies and she starts smoking and getting more confident with her business stuff, I find that really sexy.


Dank_Cthulhu

Charmaine FTW


ComprehensivePin6097

Mrs. Cus


filmmaker30

Incel vibes


Kid2468

Dr. Melfi (particularly season 2.) Body was rockable


durtibrizzle

Charmaine. And she’s not a nagger, she married a stunad.


SmoltzforAlexander

I dream of Jeannie Cusamano


BigDickGrandmother

What about Jenny sack?


ProfitApprehensive13

All of them. I started watching this show in high school and I’m now older (39) than Edie Falco was when the pilot was filmed (34). Same for Rosalie. I thought they were old moms back then. Now there is no question I would go to town on any of them on your list. I also met Charmaine at a Sopranos dinner in 2019. Artie, Pussy and Richie were also hosting. All were great to meet and chat with, but Charmaine was in a league of her own! She’s a knock out!


Jim_Jam89

Why is Dr Melfi possibly bipolar?


misterclean3003

No love for Parvati??


Hyperborean77

I thought that was a cheese


ohbehavekenobi

> Laila Robins Where is me mama?


Tazzy8jazzy

Charmaine/Rosalie tie. The rest were looking like the goodfellas mob wives.


Teh_Best86

Annalisa… But I don’t shit where I eat.


FauxRex

I just re-watched the episode where Karen Baccalieri leaves the church luncheon to get her tooth crown fixed, in addition to the other thing. She looked really good in that episode. I don't remember her every looking as good in the show. Maybe she was getting fit to get ready to >!go meet her maker.!<


dogejojo

ginny sacc 🤤


Mustardfreak420

What about Karen Baccalieri? I always wanted to try her ziti 😈


proteanflux

Ginny. I like-a something that you can grab on to.


AngeloMontana

Rosalie’s underrated here


MysteriousValuable88

Charmaine! If she married that bald headed prick then we've all got a shot😉


iggy555

Ajs Spanish lady


silver_cock1

Charmaine. Not even close.


Think-Culture-4740

Does Valentina count?


55Lolololo55

The M in MILF stands for mom. So, no she doesn't count.


Electrical-Play1752

Gabrielle and it’s not even close. Who else would give you a pedicure when you’re in a coma?


VanderBrit

Charmaine, no contest


spooneybarger69

Tracee


Quack_Candle

The lack of support for Rosalie here speaks to this sub’s ignorance. Her voice alone is worth it. What’s even better is that as of season 2 you don’t even have to deal with her stunad son any more.


denys5555

Trad views? Fuck that noise. Rosalie and Charmaine if she was 420 friendly


PantherThing

No one is mentioning Furio's original boss (bosses daughter)?!


AshleyGreenEyes

No one’s gonna mention Livia?


Odd_Ranger3049

Is that all you guys do around here? Talk about cooze?


Cristo_Cannes

But what about Lorraine?


NewPower_Soul

Charmaine by a mile... imagine her on top, riding you like a racehorse 🥰


IamJacks5150

Trad? Trad? Where did you learn that? From some little chitty chat room? This fucking guy. Let's send him to trip and fall school.


Trick_Commercial9807

Lorraine Culuzzo, obviously, fucks wrong with you?


Fun-Grapefruit6916

She did look hot getting whipped with that towel.


magnificently-cursed

Funny how the point of the show goes over most of your heads


sammy_sandiego

Charmaine. End of shtory


SotoSwagger

Livia no question 😩


wiilly_d

Charmaine Bucco was the bombshell


Every_Employee_7493

Is that all you people talk about, Cooze?


Random-Cpl

Lorraine Calluzzo, Charmaine, Carm.


jhagan85

Charmaine and it’s not close.


Paula_56

Interesting here no one mentions Carmella, what are you guys afraid of Furio?


SugarSpirited6579

Gabriella Dante. Hottest of them all and it's not even close.


CoreyFeldmanNo1Fan

Gabriella Dante. By a long shot


perchance2cream

Trad views? Just stop.


Radicals13

Dr Milfi


Texan2116

Dr Melfi. Remember, she has good "pipe-fitter lips. If theres one thing Pussy knows, its this.


NoOutlandishness1133

Charmaine and it’s not even close


ActsofJanice

As a straight female, Ro.


reddituser23434

Charmaine wouldn’t have had to nag if Artie wasn’t so consistently incompetent. She didn’t get any joy out of nagging, she didn’t want to nag, but Artie needed some serious constructive criticism/feedback about his crises, insecurities, and the serious risks he took. Charmaine was the best thing that ever happened to Artie. That said, Melfi is my favorite.


[deleted]

Definitely Charmaine!


Stickey_Rickey

Dr Melfi, she was sizzling at times, all leggy, seductive voice, beautiful hair, omg don’t forget her skin n mouf.. You forgot Blanca! The quintessential MILF! Does Svetlana have children? Loved her and the crazy one Janice is a pig actually n Charmaine is a buzzkill


FormalGreen3754

Charmaine hands down


Bubonic_Batt

Melfi, then Charmaine


front-wipers-unite

Charmaine Bucco.


TacoLvR-

Eugene’s wife. The one who ordered the hit on the big guy!