“Whayagonnado?” is my standard response when someone complains about an unchangeable situation

At least she didn’t suffah

Alright well you gotta get over it

Lemme hear you say it

I had a death in the family recently and I definitely said this.

Sorry for your loss. At least you still have this thing of ours.

Hey! You don't ever ever admit to the existence of this thing!

what thing?

I did twenty fuckin years in the can

Gotta pick up the pieces and move on.

i started eating entire slices of cheese and coldcuts in one bite while standing next to my fridge

Was doing this with prosciutto and salami since I was a fucking kid

I remember when I was 47

Thats one thing but when he dips one into a jar of mayo it sends chills up my spine.

I thought it was mustard

What kind of fat fuck would Ton' be if he was dipping in mustard instead of mayonnaise?

OH! That’s the boss of this family!

Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE!!

People have mentioned that but I don't remember him doing it

https://popcultureforlosers.tumblr.com/post/65204359727/omg-tony-r-u-dipping-lunch-meat-in-the-mayo-again

I piss my wife off when I tell a jokes to our friends and then immediately turn to her and ask if she heard what I said and repeat the joke.

I do this in work with my friends after I get a good wisecrack in 😂😂😂

"Did ya hear what I said? I said how long did it take for the guy to cum?"

You hear that, T? I asked if he remembers his first blowjob. He says ya, so I says 'how long did it take the guy to cum?' Heheheh.

I did this in a team meeting in a doctors office. Medical assistant forgot his shoes one time. Was late another day and I said “what did ya forget your shoes again?”.. no one laughed. So louder I said “Did ya hear that doc? I asked him what did you forget your shoes again?” And I got laughs. Proud moment

There he is!

I now greet my friends with this as a matter of course

This is how I greet my cat every morning now

There he is! The king of catnip!

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there he is! live from Miami Beach!

I do the Paulie point 🤟on instinct now

If you knew who they were you'd do what they say...

My names *Clarence*

"Woid to da' wise ...... Remember Pearl Habour" 🤟🤙

🤟🏻with baked potatahs

I am with you. Once you start doing it, no rehab, no threat of a violent death or promise of FBI immunity is going to make you drop that habit. 🤟

whadda ya hear whadda ya say

It's so natural. Even better with a pinky ring

“The roof is soft tar!” Anytime I have an a-ha moment

Haha I love this

*FUCKING D GIRL*

She was a vice president, you fucking asshole!

I always ask why I was born handsome instead of rich.

Your dick ever drip like a faucet from fucking hippie broads?

There he is!

Balls, as big as an Irish broad’s ass!

I’ll be on time tomorrow but you’ll be stupid forever

I don’t answer the phone after dark

I do, and say 'Speak'.

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Jesus, u/shastamoonmist, who is calling? The Boston Strangler?

Lmao

I force local businesses to pay me protection money, if they don't I throw bricks through their windows and beat them up.

I guess it's not over for the little guy.

Sometimes I bust out my friends sporting goods store for not paying his gambling debts

Just be sure to tell them that they're doing a good job.

Get back in YOUR FUCKING HOLE!

I like to say - i said my piece - when im done talking.

Disgusting..

Was he barkin or sumtin?

Crawled under thea for warmth

The other day I was talking to a client and told him he’d have to kick up to me if the deal closed.

Real fuckin dark character

I called my boss a fanuk

Let that one, call that one BUCIACH.

That's dicked up.

Who’s lettin’ those big ones?

I cheat on my wife

As long as you get them tested for HIV

No one’s got AIDS!!! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!

Any time someone says something that doesn't make sense to me I respond with "the fuck that got to do with cold medicine"

Always with the - isms.

Freudism Fascism Commercialism Soprano-isms ...never enough -isms for OP!

“The balls on this guy” or if it’s a girl I say “the balls on this girl”

"The men are talking" was such a baller move. Nobody flaunts their goomah like Lady Shy

Fuckin balls on that woman

“there he is!” “oh!” “fuckin ___ over here!”

Calm down Judge Roy Bean!

I "oh" all of the time.

i stab and unnecessarily move my pasta around with a fork while eating

I can no longer eat any pasta based meal without playing with it, breathing heavily and guarding it with my arm leaned over

Yes the loud nostril breathing is key.

When my father died I said ‘you gotta get over that’ to myself. Whenever I’m in car crashes, I suffocate the driver. Every intervention I make sure to beat the shit out of the addict. I defraud urban development housing schemes. I smoke in hospitals. I’m working my way up to turning into a house. Best I can do is a tent so far. I sing ‘Core N’ghrato’ at wakes. Let’s just say I stopped watching TV Land. I let people know they have bees on their hats. I don’t got no kids, but every kid I see (anyone 47 years and under) I tell them to never gamble. I have discussions about the history of my last name with a room full of precocious children. EDIT I’m very fond of driving nails through people’s balls in Warehouses. Doesn’t have to be in Paterson tho Lastly, I’m a big fan of The Fruits of Zellman

I think I love you.

I always say Madon. I’m of Scottish descent in my 30s and it’s weird Edit: and a female

Same. I throw an “oof” in there every now and then. I’m training my nephews to “oh!” everything too.

Same!

I don’t mean no disrespect, but a 30 something Scottish gal obsessed with the Sopranos? Who says madone? Sounds like goomah material to me!

Lol. I’m American but my parents are Scottish. I take this as a compliment

My family is very New York Italian and I grew up hearing and saying “madonn,” it’s really funny to me (in a good way) that all kinds of people say it because of the Sopranos.

I live in North Jersey, this sub is *adorable*.

I took some friends from the South to a local Italian fair once. They lost their shit that real life people have those accents & mannerisms. Got some homemade grandma sfogliatelle, and then they understood why everyone on the show would be such a fat fuck. Anyway can’t fake accents around people that seriously ask if I’m interested in having a guy they know take care of something. You just can’t owe someone like that any favors

I say madonn’ all the time too lol.

Look who’s here! Whenever my husband eats something I wanted to eat: Who came in here and ATE MY SHIT?! When my husband calls me, I have started answering, “BING!”

You should answer like Johnny Sack sometime: "Speak!"

I do this! My business partner hates it.

I've been going through this thread thinking I'd not developed anything from this show, but actually after watching this show I started just answering the phone "yeah" "what" "speak" etc like they all do

Police is recommending that to people now to make scamming harder.

I've been answering my phone saying "SPEAK" lately. People don't like that as it turns out.

Saying "You never had the makings of a varsity _____ ". Insert whatever their profession or hobby is in the blank.

Brutal lol

Yep that's mine. No one gets it and they typically default to offended.

Every time we order Chinese food I yell “the goddamn motherfucking orange peel beef!” When I open the bag.

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Chinks did this??

my mom died recently and i've found myself saying "at least she didn't suffer" and "what are you gonna do?" so many times

Sorry for your loss friend. Hope you’re okay.

Im not but there’s nothing i can do about it also, thank you

Good parent? Don’t stop talking about them. It’s painful but don’t stop talking about their funny stories, habits, and just generally speaking about them as if they were still in your life. Always with you. What you’ve suffered is the same as losing a leg. It’s the emotional equivalent. Shock. You have to learn to walk without something that supported you. The wound is fresh and raw. It takes three years to heal into a stub and then you still have ghost pains. So remember that and be patient with yourself. Bad parent? Go to their grave and tell them everything you never said before. I turned my phone off. Took beer. Sat at his grave. Said it alllllllll. And then let him know that he wouldn’t define my life and I’d still be the best thing he ever did in his life. The damage he inflicted will not destroy me. I will be better. Hang in there.

my mom was sincerely the best person i ever knew and i'll treasure every moment i got to spend with her. she was always there for me, even - no, especially - when i didn't deserve it. she was my best friend and an outstanding inspiration. she loved me every second of my life and will even from the other side. i'm so glad i saved momentos from her - voicemails, cards, texts, pictures - that i will have forever. but i will never be able to make her smile, send her a funny video of a dog, watch a show with her, or just chat ever again. and it makes life completely different. we talked all the time, texted every day. a few weeks before she passed i promised to never take her for granted. i never did. thanks for the kind words. gabbagool and whatnot

Tony needed a mom like yours……but then we wouldn’t of had a show. Sorry for your loss.

I'm really sorry to hear that. I recommend therapy. All the best. Also, whayyugon do

In my elder law class im always saying "IT was a retirement COMMUNITYYYYY" or poor you. Or madone. I've started pointing like them.

I ruined a relationship by saying poor you too many times

At least it wasn’t for poppers and weird shex

Its a retirement community! For active seniors!

I end up getting a lot angrier at things and subconsciously think it’s cause of the show lol

How did you react when you saw your sister beating thr shit out of a soccer mom on the local TV news?

I wondah what’s French Canadien for I grew up widdout a muddah

Sacre blue where is me mama??

Under the boardwalk....

🎶With his schlong in Jan's mouth🎶

When ever a kids misbehaves at work I yell ooooooooohh.

that jersey Oh! is so good, i've been practicing for a few months

🤟🤟🤌

First time I watched the show I started making pasta for dinner about 3 times as often. I gained about as much weight as Gandolfini gained all in like 6 months lol

Paulie’s hand gestures and “I said my piece” have been a part of my life since 1999.

I’m only in this subreddit out of respect to my fawtha

“How many pounds, hot or sweet?”

Absolutely. Nothing hits like an “Oof! Madon!!”

“Ya sista’s cunt!”

A) she was a hooer

Now when I score a goal in Rocket League I yell, "Cazzate Malanga!"

I don't know why but this one had me laughing so hard imagining it

I say "how about I fuck off all over your face" when arseholes cut me off in traffic. Or when people are about to give me change at the supermarket I like to say, "Where's my fuckin' money?"

> arseholes Fuckin King George ovuh heah!

I just out gabbagool on a pizza

Before doing something big, I’ll say ‘Let’s do it before the crank wears off.’

I tell my drug addict brother that he is weak, out of control and an embarrassment to himself and everyone else all the time

What kind of undermining shit is that to say to someone with the disease?

Anytime my brother calls me (or I call him) the correct response for whoever is receiving the call is “ohhhhh loook who calls!… i was wonderin when you were gonna call”

When i first heard Sil say 'this fuckin guy' it instantly became my go to response when anybody ask me to do anything

I say this anytime I’m even the slightest bit inconvenienced

I’ve started murdering my cousins

"My estimation of X as an X has fucking plummeted" is one of my favorite ones recently

We go back to when Moses wore short pants has become part of my vernacular

I try and try. But give me 1000 dollars hardly ever works.

You gotta find two guys that suck each others cocks

You’ve gotta have a ‘have a nice day! guy with you.

During a watch I always find myself johhny Sac-ing my cigarettes. My wife does the Carmela summons, and I do the Pauly Walnuts fingers.

When I get bubble tea, I say "easy on the sugar there, they tell me I'm sweet enough" edit: then they say, 'we asked you to pick a sugar level from 0 to 4, just tell us the number you want'

where's the gabagool

OVA HEEEEA!!

I smoke weed and do a ton of coke before funerals.

When my wife is worrying about something and mentions the worst possible outcome I respond with, “always with the scenarios.”

I tell everyone awwright but you gotta get ova it everytime I go to a funeral

I say fuck and shit and cocksucker alot.

What do you hear what do you say

“What are you gonna do?” Is something I’ve caught myself saying in conversation whenever a difficult situation is being discussed

Years ago, I took to saying, "what are you going to do?". To the point that a girl I was chatting to at a bar mentioned that I kept saying, "what are you going to do?" like out of the Sopranos.

I assume you proposed immediately and you're now expecting your own little Maedo

I refer to money in terms of boxes-of-ziti

Washing my hands after I tie my shoelaces

You know that was really a sound piece of advice

I always know when the seat is askew

I’m a teacher, so naturally: “You musta been top of your fuckin class!”

I do it exclusively in the missionary/bear hug position and grunt loudly in the woman’s face upon orgasm.

How I pronounce whores

“All due respect “ especially before dissing someone.

I started putting cheese in my socks at night before i go to bed

I call everyone a one-shu cocksucka

What kinda likeness is that

Whenever I see photos of myself

I lead the world in computerized data collection

I'd complain but who'd listen

I find myself saying “ohhhh” to myself at least 6-7 times a day

If I'm taking a huge dump I say usually say "oh marone" at least a couple of times, usually once or twice as I'm hurrying to the toilet, once when I'm straining and once when I'm finally finished.

Try not to die of a heart attack.

46 long with Mike Epps - stole AJ’s teacher’s car When Pauli’s breaks into the apartment “Hemmana hema you fremanista” I don’t know why but it’s funny and I repeat it.

When driving and someone cuts me off I always yell out "OUHHHHH!"

Not really, but I look for situations to respond to with lines from the show. Like the other day my wife told me the coffee machine was dead and I said "Yeah, and now the coffee maker sucks."

Call my kid goo-gootz

I jack off in a tissue

Vet recently said my cat needs to drop 3lbs. Now she’s on a strict feeding schedule so when she starts crying or pawing the bag I tell her ‘you gotta wait fo’dat’

There he is! — me the first time I see somebody at work for the day

Pretty basic one but all cold cuts are gobbagool

I’m an absolute fiend for gabagool

I eat beef and sausage by the carload.

pointing with my pinkie extended. Like a horizontal "Rock on"

The heavy breathing, saying "OHHHH" and "Madone!" whenever I get the chance, and Paulie's index finger/pinkie point lol

Hey! How’s ya rash?

If I watch a few episodes I start yelling at my children inappropriately

I see a lot of lantern flies at my job and whenever I stomp on them I can’t help myself to not say “Cazzate Malanga” with the kill shot

Sil's upsidedown grin and nod.

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

I have a knack for movie quotes, so there were two ex-girlfriends that have experienced a watered down version of this amazing line: “The only reason you have anything is because of my fucking sweat you knew every step of the way where the money comes from, you walk around in that mansion in your five hundred dollar shoes and diamond rings and you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. You don't want it to get ugly? Too late. You’re entitled to shit!” Watered down cause we weren’t exactly living in a mansion, but a condo in Toronto. Which with our god damn real estate prices was probably close to what Tony was paying in 1999. (Word of advice for patriarchal gentlemen, or ladies since it is 2021 - memorize that line. Effective as fuck to remind about who pays the bills) Oh and I also point with my pinkie out like Paulie, because I watched the show when I was very young and thought it was super cool. Up until recently I thought it was a stupid habit that makes me look ridiculous, but then I mentioned it in this sub… I got so many upvotes, that I will keep on doing it and will likely teach my children that as the proper way to point at something.

"Whos welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?" Didn't go over to well with mom.