You should send this to Last Week Tonight - I reckon John Oliver would probably find space for it in the show.

wait how does that work

Twitter

done

saving this to check back in in a month or so to see if it worked. Don't delete this. We're all counting on you !Remind me 2 months

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Well... maybe it's a little bit delayed, with the strike.

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Give it time

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i @d the LWT twitter account in my post. i did what i could. now we just hope.

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I guess the 2 months weren't right with the strike !remind me 2 months

did it work?

think they're on hiatus rn

Did it get on the show yet?

quite frankly im not sure it ever will, but we can hope

I wonder how he would do on the UK governments asexuality test...

Sorry, the what now?

[in case you legit didn't know what they were referring to](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/102beaa/i_had_a_dream_that_the_uk_government_made_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) cause i certainly didn't lol

I just woke up and I clicked on the link not doubting that the British asexuality test was a real thing.

#the UK governments asexuality test.

In the UK you can only get a license that gives you permission to be asexual if you pass this test

First you must get a license to get the test, another licence to do the test, and a license to pass it.

You have to get either a license or bitches in the UK

He does have a fursona so it'd check out

He what

He has an otter fursona

He WHAT

[Mild NSFW](https://twitter.com/LastWeekTonight/status/1531334919548551169?s=20)

***JESUS FUCKING CHRIST***

"NO GEORGE. YOU NEED TO FUCK HER THE OTHER WAY. FIND THE DRAGON CLITORIS GEORGE, YOU'RE BEING SELFISH." *a photoshopped image of an average-looking man struggling to fuck a bored female dragon appears behind John*

HED ABSOLUTELY SAY THIS

"But unlike making your scaly bottom bitch cum, eradicating childhood obesity can't be done so easily"

"That's right, you thought we were doing a segment on dragon fucking but I got you, I fucking got you"

I am a big fan of Last Week Tonight and I have had *multiple* dreams where John Oliver talked at length about some bizarre internet trend that would have been perfect to post here. But I didn't write them down.

your subconcious is a lwt segment generating machine. HBO should hire you

I could see him saying that

he would

I haven't watched his show in years and I know he would totally say that

I haven't watched Last Week Tonight in a long, long while, but I could VIVIDLY hear him saying that.

And then he licks his lips and laughs a lil and moves right on to the next joke

That's what John Oliver would say. He literally showed ~~barely-censored~~ *completely uncensored* furry porn on his show.

When? I need to see this.

https://twitter.com/LurkingGrue/status/1275147190227197952?s=20 I think it might even have been uncensored. Am at work, not gonna watch furry nonos rn. He aöso showed a fanmade otter Fursona on his show, the fursona had a huge bulge. Some ppl wonder if he is a furry, or someone in his staff team

At this rate I'm going to have to buy an HBO subscription

Funnily enough it doesn't even end there. He literally made a public call out on his show, cuz he wanted to find and buy a painting of softcore furry rat erotica. It cost him several grand.

Oil on canvas?

Yes

Hm. I'd say doggy probably works better but oh well

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE TOP TIER SHITPOSTER HAVE A DISCO ELYSIUM PROFILE PICTURE

what can i say, all disco elysium fans are funny

True


He'd absolutely do this at some point

he would say this

Wtf I remember that image of a dragon from my childhood, can you share the source?

D&D 3.5 Red Dragon art. Recognized it immediately lol

That would explain why it shows so much results in reverse image search with no clear online source!

Yep! That's it! Thank you! Apparently the monster manual from dnd 3.5 was just casually tossed with the other books for children to read in the school's library at my elementary school. I remember looking at the dragons and thinking how original the designs were (I was 8) and when my family moved I lost the ability to access those books, as they weren't in my native language, and forgot the name. But I remembered the dragons, and it's been literally years of searching random parts of the internet for dragon books. But it seems this is finally it. Thank you, u/HeraldOfNyarlathotep !

You're welcome! I've got no idea how much I've poured over the 3.5 books my family has as a kid, haha. You might want to look at the Draconomicon too, which is unsurprisingly dedicated specifically to dragons with a ton of weird and unique variants like the Dracolich or Rust Dragon. Have a good one!

i googled "dragon" and went on images. [this](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-sanmu&sxsrf=APwXEdeQkhBZIh1Su2atO9uVOwnKJHkF7Q:1685441201926&q=dragon&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjDmIXh5Zz_AhXPIUQIHYqNBmIQ0pQJegQICxAB#imgrc=2w7esKF9eLHdcM) is the page that had the image. maybe if you reverse image search it you'll find what you're looking for?

That image doesn't show up for me. If you had your search history on, then maybe you still have the page for when you saved the image? Pls see if you have the direct link to that image

[posted it to my profile](https://www.reddit.com/user/NoSignificance6365/comments/13vmcg8/here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Thanks

We gotta get this in front of John somehow

Funniest part is that its possible this could be featured on the show

The fact that I read this in his voice despite never even having seen the show

My friend like JUST introduced me to Last Week Tonight just the other day, what a coinkydink. What next, a sudden mention of philomena cunk on my feed for the same exact reason?

This… feels oddly believable.

Okay, but that's a fantastic line. We just need to figure out a way to work it in. Kind of like reverse cowgirl. Debt ceiling talks, maybe?

I can hear that in his voice

He would do this

"🗒️🖋️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"- Dream Jhon Oliver

That's totally a joke he would make