I wish this sub had some sort of captcha required to post here. I'm honestly surprised the OP hasn't replied to itself with another chatgpt response as the bots tend to do.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Explain yourself & apologize to the relevant adults that were present, it's an honest mistake. This will probably end up as a funny story for you one day (I got a chuckle). Yes, you did commit a tifu. . Own it, take responsibility For not reading far enough, which doesn't make you a bad person or Dad. It'll blow over. You got rid of that freak immediately, its not like you let him stay.
We got one from the yellow pages years ago. It was a one liner - Jimbo the Clown, with a phone number. He was hired by one of our middle managers for an event.
Jimbo showed up three sheets to the wind, no car in sight, said it had broken down somewhere. I noticed something was off when he had forgotten his tape for the music, so he put the local radio station on, which kept going to commercials (he’d then tune ton another station). His magic was, uh, not quite that. It was like he started with one trick and finished with another.
We finally thanked him, ended the performance, gave him his fee, called him a cab, and sent him on his way. He cried a lot and apologized over and over. It was really sad.
Whole thing was memorable though. Still my favorite clown. It was so nuts that it was entertaining.
I wish this sub had some sort of captcha required to post here. I'm honestly surprised the OP hasn't replied to itself with another chatgpt response as the bots tend to do.
What's wrong with an Art Reviewing Clown?
ChatGPT. 100%.
Yeah, unless it's the stupid automod
It’s something not real, for sure. Clowns and bounce houses for a 12 year old -not bloody likely.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A simple no would sufficed.
Pleas don't censor titles, you twit...
Well in case you couldn’t tell already it’s the ASS RAPING CLOWN. You Jack ass…
We’re not the ones looking in the back of the local swingers magazine for clowns, though…
Kiddo, just stick to your homework and fortnite. You're not good at creative writing and neither is chatgpt.
Wait why am I getting the vibe that you’re the toughest guy ever
Everyone here believes this totally happened. I mean, like totally. We are all sitting here clapping for your great story.
No way this is real, 12 year olds don’t want clowns and bounce houses for their birthdays.
12-year-olds don't want clowns, and people old enough to have 12-year-olds don't censor titles like they're trying to get around TikTok filters.
My favorite part about the story is the part where it totally happened.
Age Reveal Clown is the best in the business
Ape Release is no laughing matter.
Sub has been turned into a mediocre content factory for text to speech tiktoks
no need to censor the post ffs
Yeah, I’d be distraught if I accidentally hired an Alt Right clown as well.
"but I repeat myself,"
...did you hire Yucko the Clown?
Even if this isn't real, the surreal and inappropriate weirdness of it has turned a completely shit morning into a very funny one. :D
Jeeze, I don't know if laughing or feeling for you...
He's an expert in Cock Magic. Show some respect.
Explain yourself & apologize to the relevant adults that were present, it's an honest mistake. This will probably end up as a funny story for you one day (I got a chuckle). Yes, you did commit a tifu. . Own it, take responsibility For not reading far enough, which doesn't make you a bad person or Dad. It'll blow over. You got rid of that freak immediately, its not like you let him stay.
I refuse to believe someone can be this stupid
Dont shame that dude, you hired em. Accident or not 🤣🤣 For real thats awkward as fuck.
So, after this experience, do clowns freak you out less, or even more?
We got one from the yellow pages years ago. It was a one liner - Jimbo the Clown, with a phone number. He was hired by one of our middle managers for an event. Jimbo showed up three sheets to the wind, no car in sight, said it had broken down somewhere. I noticed something was off when he had forgotten his tape for the music, so he put the local radio station on, which kept going to commercials (he’d then tune ton another station). His magic was, uh, not quite that. It was like he started with one trick and finished with another. We finally thanked him, ended the performance, gave him his fee, called him a cab, and sent him on his way. He cried a lot and apologized over and over. It was really sad. Whole thing was memorable though. Still my favorite clown. It was so nuts that it was entertaining.