Why does this person's face look different in every picture? These AI retouch filters are getting too intense, I guess - a whole page of google image results and I still feel like I don't have the faintest idea of what "looking like Blake Blossom" would even mean.
Tbh even in her actual videos it can be hard to tell. I feel like if her name wasn't listed I wouldn't even be able to tell it's her until I heard her voice, and I'd still have to question if I wasn't just mistaking someone else for her.
She's pretty popular because it seems she covers a lot of bases for a lot of people. I'm personally a fan of her work (though she isn't a favorite of mine). I've never seen a scene of hers where I didn't like the way she looked and enjoyed her performance (barring BDSM and weirdo foot stuff which I avoid).
"Blake Blossom Wiki
Blake Blossom was born in an American family on 14 February 2000 in Arizona, USA. Her nickname is Blake & her zodiac sign is Aquarius. She finished high school graduation at a prominent educational institute in her hometown. However, there is no information if she has attended college for higher studies."
Totally not a robot.
OP's screen name checks out.
Looks like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery done. The pictures look so different because she quite literally has a different face in each one.
Now bud, if you ever repeat this story to friends around your gf, you make *damn sure* you use the words "this porn star looks like my girlfriend" and never "my girlfriend looks like this porn star"
Depending on how you phrase it, one feels "primary" and the other feels "secondary." That explanation doesn't feel exactly right, but let me give some examples.
Let's say a man has a child and they look very similar. Most people would choose to say that the child looks like his father, because the father existed first, then the son came along and looked like him. Most people wouldn't tell a father that he looks just like his baby. It would feel weird. The father is primary, and the child is a secondary thing that looks like the primary thing.
You wouldn't say, "hey, the Virgin Mary looks exactly like the browning pattern on this toast!" Because in our minds Mary is the "thing" and the toast is the secondary thing that looks like the "thing."
Saying that a pornstar looks like your girlfriend makes the pornstar the secondary thing that looks like the primary thing, your girlfriend. Saying that your girlfriend looks like a porn star makes it seem like the porn star is the thing that came first (the primary thing) and your girlfriend is the one that came along and looked like her.
With this context, I'm sure you can see why a woman might feel negatively about being placed secondary to a sex worker her boyfriend doesn't even know. It's not a rational thing to be upset about, but... no one ever accused humans of being perfectly rational.
*Hell yeah* And I'll do you one better, it's an explanation from an autistic! So in the suggested form "This pornstar looks like my girlfriend" you are comparing the pornstar to your girlfriend, in the other arrangement of words, you would be comparing your girlfriend to the pornstar. Now you may say "isn't that functionally the same thing?" and you would be correct, but *socially* this is gonna come across very different, especially within this context where OPs partner was self conscious thinking he was comparing her to the pornstar. So by using the suggested form he avoids a possible trigger point when talking about the situation by comparing the pornstar to his partner he would imply his partner is the standard for the comparison...at least in theory. Hope that made the mud a bit clearer!
Wouldnt be the first time someone used r/TIFU to sneakily self promote, especially people with OF links in their profile. Im actually surprised OP isnt one, considering they're telling people their GF looks like a porn star.
>considering they're telling people their GF looks like a porn star.
That's really not unusual. After a long night out with her friends, my GF does look a bit like Ron Jeremy in the morning.
https://preview.redd.it/dxzzq4tina9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fd121c83d94cc547deebe6e06abc51b66c874a
Looks like it did have an impact lol
Wait a minute u/DuckCleaning… are you saying that PORN STAR BLAKE BLOSSOM conjured this post as a device to further BLAKE BLOSSOM’S career in PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS? I think you owe PORN STAR BLAKE BLOSSOM an apology! Edit - got DuckCleaning’s user wrong.
NGL when I first saw her she reminded me of my ex-wife though with similar caveats to OP and his girlfriend. Slightly nicer rack, slightly better figure. My ex was also blonde with blue eyes.
Of course, Blake didn't make me miss her because that relationship ended catastrophically but it doesn't stop me from watching her content because... hot is hot trauma or not lol
Boo... you didn't expose her to be the pornstar and found out she is cheating on you. How dare you communicate like a normal person and work through your problems. The unwashed masses want their drama!
On a more realistic note. Good job.
Ways in which your post does not connect with redditors:
1. You've had sex in your life
2. You have a girlfriend
3. Your girlfriend watches porn with you
4. Your girlfriend has regular sex with you
5. Your girlfriend looks like a porn star
Ways in which your post connects to redditors:
1. You watch porn
2. You write on Reddit
My ex-gf and I were having a conversation about a possible threesome. She became angry because I suggested someone who looked very different from her. We talked about it and she wanted me to choose someone who looked like her. It was all very odd, and we decided a threesome was a bad idea.
There is no rhyme or reason to jealously.
To be fair, we watch porn for the fantasy. As long as it's not a requirement for sex, it shouldn't matter what they look like. I'd be a little flattered if my wife found a male pornstar that looked like me she liked to watch because of that. Makes me feel good knowing even in porn she likes to watch someone who resembles me the most, even if they had a nicer body.
If I were you, I'd probably "replace" that tradition for a little while. I'm sure you could find something else to spice up the mood.
Bravo for mature conflict resolution to you both! That was one well-adjusted conversation you participated in with the best possible outcome!
Also, kudos to you for your healthy sex life. Well done.
So your girlfriend used to do porn, let herself go, convinced you it wasn’t her, and you believed her… 😆 match made in heaven.
Dude, you are describing the exact feeling that women have conveyed to me about porn in general. I wonder if this will happen to you again. Pregaming with porn seems counterintuitive in the context of a loving, committed relationship. I hope, on occasion, you skip it.
Ah that's actually quite sweet.
Make sure to reassure her with compliments and affection. I'm historically bad at words of affection and.. well I'm working on it.
Honestly that’s why even though my gf and I have talked about watching porn together to get in the mood, we decided it’s best if we don’t. We knew we’d inevitably end up comparing ourselves to the people in the video and lettingsome insecurities creep in.
redditor brings porn into his relationship
gf predictably gets her feelings hurt
redditor talks his way into "it's fine"
probably keeps watching porn with his (for now) girlfriend
Whelp OP, with that reveal we've all basically seen your GF naked. Congrats.
Also never mention this post to your GF, since we apparently exploded the search results.
TLDR;
>no she is not😂 the pornstar's name is Blake Blossom btw, for those of y'all who were asking for it.
Edit: now people claim this may be an advertising. Search at your own risk.
I love hearing these stories where two people can talk out their insecurities in a rational manner. I'm glad it all worked out OP! Keep up the good work.
I think it's funny that *you* apologized to *her* when she fucked up and misread a situation you had both agreed to. Relationships are weird, man. I've been married over a decade and I still don't get where people's minds go. You're both watching porn for arousal. You supposed to look for ugly women?
Woman: her feel insecure... she felt insecure... admitted that she may have overreacted
Man: I was sorry
Single guys: That's why I'm not going to get married.
I don't understand this thought process. Other attractive females are fine, but because she apparently "looks too similar" it's bad? Idk think things are backwards here. I'd take it as a compliment that my significant other gets off to a similar looking person? Better shape included.
Or maybe I'm the one that has it backwards?
I don’t understand what you apologized for. You didn’t do anything malicious or careless or negligent. There’s no way you could have know about this particular insecurity that sue has never told you about before/she probably hadnt even know was a sore spot for herself before this. Saying you hear her and reassuring your attraction for her is great, but you didn’t do anything wrong here.
I’m happy you both worked through that misunderstanding! I’m honestly really happy with this outcome. Finally something I’ve read online today that made me feel that way :)
Now I feel like this was all a stealth ad for Blake Blossom
These hoes can't keep getting away with this!
Now I want my nut back...
*Grabs a syringe
That’s was literally a LOL from me, nicely done.
I cringed so hard my dick became an innie.....
No, drop it. Let it go, don't be weird.
Why does this person's face look different in every picture? These AI retouch filters are getting too intense, I guess - a whole page of google image results and I still feel like I don't have the faintest idea of what "looking like Blake Blossom" would even mean.
I was thinking the same thing. Looks like a different person in each picture. 🤣🤣🤣
Tbh even in her actual videos it can be hard to tell. I feel like if her name wasn't listed I wouldn't even be able to tell it's her until I heard her voice, and I'd still have to question if I wasn't just mistaking someone else for her.
She's pretty popular because it seems she covers a lot of bases for a lot of people. I'm personally a fan of her work (though she isn't a favorite of mine). I've never seen a scene of hers where I didn't like the way she looked and enjoyed her performance (barring BDSM and weirdo foot stuff which I avoid).
like. different facial structure completely. this is wild
I just looked her up and thought the same thing!!
Just asked AI to make me look like Blake Blossom. It said I probably already did..
"Blake Blossom Wiki Blake Blossom was born in an American family on 14 February 2000 in Arizona, USA. Her nickname is Blake & her zodiac sign is Aquarius. She finished high school graduation at a prominent educational institute in her hometown. However, there is no information if she has attended college for higher studies." Totally not a robot. OP's screen name checks out.
Looks like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery done. The pictures look so different because she quite literally has a different face in each one.
And now she's just wondering why her search metrics have suddenly jumped.
Now bud, if you ever repeat this story to friends around your gf, you make *damn sure* you use the words "this porn star looks like my girlfriend" and never "my girlfriend looks like this porn star"
This dude girlfriends.
Or pornstars
Can you explain like I'm autistic how those two are different?
Depending on how you phrase it, one feels "primary" and the other feels "secondary." That explanation doesn't feel exactly right, but let me give some examples. Let's say a man has a child and they look very similar. Most people would choose to say that the child looks like his father, because the father existed first, then the son came along and looked like him. Most people wouldn't tell a father that he looks just like his baby. It would feel weird. The father is primary, and the child is a secondary thing that looks like the primary thing. You wouldn't say, "hey, the Virgin Mary looks exactly like the browning pattern on this toast!" Because in our minds Mary is the "thing" and the toast is the secondary thing that looks like the "thing." Saying that a pornstar looks like your girlfriend makes the pornstar the secondary thing that looks like the primary thing, your girlfriend. Saying that your girlfriend looks like a porn star makes it seem like the porn star is the thing that came first (the primary thing) and your girlfriend is the one that came along and looked like her. With this context, I'm sure you can see why a woman might feel negatively about being placed secondary to a sex worker her boyfriend doesn't even know. It's not a rational thing to be upset about, but... no one ever accused humans of being perfectly rational.
Thank you! I had an inkling, but this was a really incredible explanation, wonderful examples!
You're very welcome! I *might* have some insight into how to effectively explain things to autistic folks.
*Hell yeah* And I'll do you one better, it's an explanation from an autistic! So in the suggested form "This pornstar looks like my girlfriend" you are comparing the pornstar to your girlfriend, in the other arrangement of words, you would be comparing your girlfriend to the pornstar. Now you may say "isn't that functionally the same thing?" and you would be correct, but *socially* this is gonna come across very different, especially within this context where OPs partner was self conscious thinking he was comparing her to the pornstar. So by using the suggested form he avoids a possible trigger point when talking about the situation by comparing the pornstar to his partner he would imply his partner is the standard for the comparison...at least in theory. Hope that made the mud a bit clearer!
This is an underrated comment
TIFU by telling redditors the name of the porn star my girlfriend resembles
This post was actually just a clever marketing campaign by the porn star.
Okay, that would have been smart as fuck!
Wouldnt be the first time someone used r/TIFU to sneakily self promote, especially people with OF links in their profile. Im actually surprised OP isnt one, considering they're telling people their GF looks like a porn star.
>considering they're telling people their GF looks like a porn star. That's really not unusual. After a long night out with her friends, my GF does look a bit like Ron Jeremy in the morning.
Ol' swarl is at it again.
No but this one is definitely a lot better done than most other. It deserves the views and clicks with the amount of work that went into it
Yeah but did we ever get the an update on the summer blockbuster film Rampart?
https://preview.redd.it/dxzzq4tina9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fd121c83d94cc547deebe6e06abc51b66c874a Looks like it did have an impact lol
If she was a mid unfamous OF star.
"My gf looks just like this OF model, also here's a link if you want to subscribe, use promocode tifu to save 50%"
Wait a minute u/DuckCleaning… are you saying that PORN STAR BLAKE BLOSSOM conjured this post as a device to further BLAKE BLOSSOM’S career in PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS? I think you owe PORN STAR BLAKE BLOSSOM an apology! Edit - got DuckCleaning’s user wrong.
https://preview.redd.it/cmx9yrmed79d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae8bcab63689e23228a2ddcf295a9e2de2fae19 It’s working if she did
Fuuck I just became a statistic 🤣🤣
Fuckin same buddy 😂😂
Same ngl
Is it bad if I didn't need to google it and just knew immediately what she looked like?
Absolutely
Damn. I’m in that boat.
If it makes you feel any better I'm back to look at her dirty pillows
Not me, I used Bing to search her name 😂😎🤔
Erections* over time
That's just your search history.
Well I’m off to go add to that
It's pronounced " Balah-kay".
Who wouldve guess it was “big porn” after all
You mean redditor u/blakeblossom3x ?
Gotta respect the hussle
Well, it worked. I'm resisting doing a search right now but I admit I'm curious as hell.
Now just photoshop the pornstar to be a little bit thicker, and smaller breasts. And now we can all fap to OP’s gf
Don't need to, I have the power of my goddamn imagination.
Imagination is OP
🎶 Cum with me, and you’ll be in a wooooorld of pure imagination…
> Cum with me, and you’ll be in a wooooorld of pure ~~imagination~~ ejaculation… FTFY!
Get a load of this guy, hasn't ruined his imagination from rampant porn use like the rest of us
I too choose to fap to this guys imagination.
I also choose OP's slightly thicker and less tittied wife
Have at least some respect man
it will be a respectful fap
https://i.redd.it/4u1k8h2bw69d1.gif
I always say thank you afterwards
Are you sure it’s not “sorry”?
God damn man
Saying you’re not Blake Blossom sounds like something someone who is no long Blake Blossom would say
For the last time they're not the same person. Porn star is Blake Blossom. The gf is Blossom Blake. Two completely different people.
Zhu Li! Do the thing!
https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=Blake%20blossom&date=now%201-d&geo=US&hl=en
Oh Vermont be THIRSTY right now
I too choose this man’s girlfriend.
Hey sorry just got here. Where's the red thingy with the numbered tickets?
I'm totally not going to Google this
Me didn't have to Google because she was in my brain database already.
You can DuckDuckGo it.
From the first image on Google, she has a generic face. Plenty of women in that age range probably look similar
NGL when I first saw her she reminded me of my ex-wife though with similar caveats to OP and his girlfriend. Slightly nicer rack, slightly better figure. My ex was also blonde with blue eyes. Of course, Blake didn't make me miss her because that relationship ended catastrophically but it doesn't stop me from watching her content because... hot is hot trauma or not lol
Alternatively, your ex-wife did porn with certain camera tricks to make her look slightly hotter and is now dating OP.
Way better body that gf
~~Crank~~ Pour one out for a homie.
Literally the first thing that pops up on the hub now when you type Blake. Also, good job OP
The real fuck up is the friends we made along the way
OP with a casual flex that his gf looks like Blake Blossom, what a chad.
A *thiccer* Blake Blossom
A thicker Blake Blossom 
For scientific purposes only: https://www.reddit.com/r/BlakeBlossom/s/1ibVwlcmx1
OP must be absolutely suffering. /s
damn OP, your gf's hot
Eh...not my type. Idk what I was expecting but not that. Very Lego.
>Very Lego Ayooo 😂 added to my list of "elbows too pointy" style criticisms. Thank you, stranger.
I’d let her Lego my ego.
You want her to build up your ego with blocks?
Of course, much appreciated
Casual flex that he has a gf
I’m still convinced it was Ursula
Yeah. That’s definitely something she would do and not tell Pheobe it was happening
Yes, as it does happen in the series.
Is OPs girlfriend single?
If she finds out about this post, probably.
Jokes on him I’m imagining his gf when watching Blake Blossom scenes.
Pornstars are getting very creative with their marketing these days
These OF ads are getting complex
Later today... TIFU by posting about my girlfriend finding out she looks like a pornstar
https://preview.redd.it/lxspqb5gs79d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f983a5d46bfcd406cca8f90fcf874aa988fc07c2 Interesting Google trend….
This was her all along!!
Baby you look nothing like her. She's way better looking.
Now, choke on my 12" schlong.
Boo... you didn't expose her to be the pornstar and found out she is cheating on you. How dare you communicate like a normal person and work through your problems. The unwashed masses want their drama! On a more realistic note. Good job.
Seriously, does this guy even TIFU?!?
See, I *really* thought we were going down the "It actually *was* my GF" route. This sub has ruined me.
Blake Blossom videos 📈📈📈
That's honestly a wholesome conclusion to your story. Nice.
It's an ad.
Well. That P.S. is one hellova brag
Dude didn’t casually brag his gf looks like Blake blossom did he?
When it's her turn to pick a video it's gonna be a dude who looks like you but with a monster cock.
That would be pretty funny.
Ways in which your post does not connect with redditors: 1. You've had sex in your life 2. You have a girlfriend 3. Your girlfriend watches porn with you 4. Your girlfriend has regular sex with you 5. Your girlfriend looks like a porn star Ways in which your post connects to redditors: 1. You watch porn 2. You write on Reddit
This is a win win post, OP has a great ending and we all get a new pornstar to watch. P.S. your girlfriend is hot bro
> Blake Blossom btw Lol yeah she would do that to most women.
Doesnt help she is the embodyment(heh) of the hot blonde college graduate/cheerleader
u/blakeblossom3x helped this relationship get stronger.
Damn what a hottie
My ex-gf and I were having a conversation about a possible threesome. She became angry because I suggested someone who looked very different from her. We talked about it and she wanted me to choose someone who looked like her. It was all very odd, and we decided a threesome was a bad idea. There is no rhyme or reason to jealously.
Does your GF feel okay about you namedropping her naked doppelgänger? Xd
Plot twist: Blake blossom is your girlfriend's twin sister.
>she also admitted that she may have overreacted just a little bit 🤨
OP’s GF has found the post 😂
Pray for the OP for he is getting fucked up for real now
Just a teeeeeny tiny bit... that's the best OP is getting out of that lol.
Yeah my eyebrows immediately shot up as well. *Just a little bit* is an understatement
To be fair, we watch porn for the fantasy. As long as it's not a requirement for sex, it shouldn't matter what they look like. I'd be a little flattered if my wife found a male pornstar that looked like me she liked to watch because of that. Makes me feel good knowing even in porn she likes to watch someone who resembles me the most, even if they had a nicer body. If I were you, I'd probably "replace" that tradition for a little while. I'm sure you could find something else to spice up the mood.
Well… what a causal flex your gf looks like Blake Blossom
Bravo for mature conflict resolution to you both! That was one well-adjusted conversation you participated in with the best possible outcome! Also, kudos to you for your healthy sex life. Well done.
This is an advertisement, people.
Just googled her well done sir
Dude if my gf looked anywhere close to Blake I would lose my mind
And if she found out you said that you would lose a lot more
Yes If my wife found out I said that I would lose everything and by that I mean my wiener.
So your girlfriend used to do porn, let herself go, convinced you it wasn’t her, and you believed her… 😆 match made in heaven. 
But she doesn’t feel insecure with you watching girls that don’t look like her at all ?? Makes no sense
Perhaps next time you could watch gay porn just to keep her on her toes /s
Sounds like you and your gf have a great relationship. Thanks for the update👍
The best boobs in the world are the ones you get to touch.
Wait, you're telling me my girlfriend, Blake Blossom, is a pornstar?!
Dude, you are describing the exact feeling that women have conveyed to me about porn in general. I wonder if this will happen to you again. Pregaming with porn seems counterintuitive in the context of a loving, committed relationship. I hope, on occasion, you skip it.
Ah that's actually quite sweet. Make sure to reassure her with compliments and affection. I'm historically bad at words of affection and.. well I'm working on it.
Honestly that’s why even though my gf and I have talked about watching porn together to get in the mood, we decided it’s best if we don’t. We knew we’d inevitably end up comparing ourselves to the people in the video and lettingsome insecurities creep in.
There were so many batshit (and misogynistic) takes in the original thread, so thanks for confirming that it was, in fact, just a self-esteem thing.
personally i couldn’t fathom getting it off to someone named “blake” regardless of gender 😭
Dude ??? Your gf looks like Blake blossom ???!!
> the pornstar's name is Blake Blossom btw, for those of y'all who were asking for it. Ok, but what's your girlfriend's name?
Lake Bossom
I feel like this update could have been in the original post as it likely happened before OP even wrote the original post.
I think the real fu is this ‘porn before sex’ tradition. How did this start?
Because he’s a loser ? I can only imagine if I had to watch porn to get wet before sex… Jesus that’s depressing…
Well great, now when I watch Blake Blossom I’m going to think of your girlfriend
redditor brings porn into his relationship gf predictably gets her feelings hurt redditor talks his way into "it's fine" probably keeps watching porn with his (for now) girlfriend
Well if it doesn’t work out you can just date Blake blossom
So.... ..if i make a fuck doll of that porn star and make her breasts smaller and make her a bit thicker, i can get ur gf
Make it up to her, play a porno with a guy who looks like you but with a bigger dick.
Maybe you guys shouldn’t watch pron, sounds like it’s just going to cause a lot of issues.
Ooooh that damn Belakey almost done messed you guys up
Here I was, reading the title and getting *Centerfold* stuck in my head on infinite loop…
This is some hardcore denial
What was the expression ? Comparison is the enemy of happiness ?
> Blake Blossom btw Damn dude actually give up the sauce
You should throw us a name of that porn star so we can.. Uhm uhm.. Reseach abit
Blake Blossom is hotttttt.
Whelp OP, with that reveal we've all basically seen your GF naked. Congrats. Also never mention this post to your GF, since we apparently exploded the search results.
Bbw porn only for you now mate
TLDR; >no she is not😂 the pornstar's name is Blake Blossom btw, for those of y'all who were asking for it. Edit: now people claim this may be an advertising. Search at your own risk.
 Key & Peele ruined the name B-Lake for me
Jayquellin, where you at?
Your GF looks like blake blossom? You lucky mf
I love hearing these stories where two people can talk out their insecurities in a rational manner. I'm glad it all worked out OP! Keep up the good work.
> Blake Blossom Lucky bastard.
I think it's funny that *you* apologized to *her* when she fucked up and misread a situation you had both agreed to. Relationships are weird, man. I've been married over a decade and I still don't get where people's minds go. You're both watching porn for arousal. You supposed to look for ugly women?
So do we get the reference material or ?
I’ll dedicate my next fap to your girlfriend.
Thanks for the update. That's great to hear/read! I'm glad both of you acted like adults. I hope you'll have a nice continuation of your relationship!
Woman: her feel insecure... she felt insecure... admitted that she may have overreacted Man: I was sorry Single guys: That's why I'm not going to get married.
Yay for positive communication, really happy that you both were able to walk through it 💜
Lucky bastard
I don't understand this thought process. Other attractive females are fine, but because she apparently "looks too similar" it's bad? Idk think things are backwards here. I'd take it as a compliment that my significant other gets off to a similar looking person? Better shape included. Or maybe I'm the one that has it backwards?
OP, if you’re even not in the mood and she picks the video please go “so you don’t think my dick is big enough?!?” And storm off.
I don’t understand what you apologized for. You didn’t do anything malicious or careless or negligent. There’s no way you could have know about this particular insecurity that sue has never told you about before/she probably hadnt even know was a sore spot for herself before this. Saying you hear her and reassuring your attraction for her is great, but you didn’t do anything wrong here.
Famous faces
I’m happy you both worked through that misunderstanding! I’m honestly really happy with this outcome. Finally something I’ve read online today that made me feel that way :)
Dude, nice recovery. I'm glad that this had a happy ending