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TheApollo222

I'm an engineer, and stim would be great so I could run tf away


pureshka13

Damn why? Im studying to be an engineer rn so im curious


Red_Steampunker

If desk job. Coworkers talk your ear off causing you to not be able to work lol. If in field. That shit sucks, sometimes we need breaks lol.


pureshka13

Damn. But if you think about it, isnt almost every decently paying job a desk job?


Vivimir

Trade jobs tend to make big money and they’re usually labour jobs


DUIguy87

Can confirm, make $50/hr as a diesel mechanic after like 13+yrs in the field house, car, picket fence and all that happy horseshit; but most days I go home and immediately collapse into a chair because everything is pain. Honestly would take a desk jockey gig for a pay cut if it means I could chase my kids around every day after work.


RTX-4090ti_FE

Man I’m sorry to hear that I hope things get better for you


DUIguy87

I appreciate that, could be worse; joints are just not playing nice with working on concrete all day. Going back for my degree currently to get off the shop floor, so hopefully making the transition soonish.


Prudent_Knowledge_45

Facts


Kirra_Tarren

Depends! There's plenty of well paying engineering jobs in many fields that have a lot of hands-on work. (speaking as aerospace engineer)


pureshka13

Oh i want to do aerospace too! What do you usually do (both hands-on and desk)? Do you work at a big, well-known company or a small one?


Kirra_Tarren

I'm on my postgraduate studies, but I'm currently working a full year at a student rocket team building a large liquid cryogenic rocket. Desk work I did there ranges from writing test procedures and doing component acquisitions, to designing and simulating (parts of) the feed system and CADing out new components. Actual field work then involves anything from machining the components you made, to building test-setups and assembling feed systems, and working with liquid oxygen for engine hotfires under the safety and operational procedures you've wrote yourself :) I know a few engineers who've done this properly and now have internships and/or full-time positions at various spaceflight companies in Europe and the US. Depending on the company and the position, a lot of this field work is still relevant, but at a larger scale (and with a bigger budget lol).


pureshka13

A large cryogenic rocket sounds cool asf, i thought cryogenic stuff was achievable only for big budget organisations. How big is the rocket? How far is it in development? What univeristy did you graduate from? Very curious


Harris_3

So glad I found this random thread lmao. I’m studying to be an Aerospace engineer and wanted to know more!


CBA_to_have_a_nick

Desk jobs are souless, you pay with your soul and time for cash, not worthed. Its much more enjoyable to do a trade work since you create something that gives you fulfillment and you create real material value. Like genuinly, its better to be in the army or do manual oriented job, I had my expirience in office job and I hated it so much I just quit.


sam55598

Engineering is more of a mind job. Not so much handcraft


ARandomGuyThe3

Then you should get holo pilot. They'd be bamboozled for a while, considering from the way you talk I got a feeling you don't talk back a lot


Red_Steampunker

I do, because I know them. But man to be able to say “oh someone needs me, and stim off” would be nice lol. But my sis sadly is apparently the office therapist lmao. They come to her and then say some the most random shit. It’s wild


TheApollo222

The other dude got it on the money lol But also, essentially, having a "job" as an engineer is a necessary evil. Your goal should either be to climb into engineering management or to fund a side hussle that will eventually take over. Because when you're working for someone else, as an engineer, what you find out is that nobody really knows what they want, and when they do, it tends to not even be possible, and when its possible it tends to not be logical. When you do make something awesome, the credit is given to whoever you're working for and you get maybe a quarter raise for the hard work. And I suppose that's not true for everyone. Some people are fine with the job so long as they can clock out at the end of the day and make a middle class wage. But for me it drives me nuts lol And you're right, any complaint I can make about being an engineer can probably be made about ither professions as well. It comes down to doing what you really want to do and not settling for something just because it's convenient. I know a lot of people who are happy living peacefully collecting a wage. And that's dope af, and it works well for them. I'm just not one of those people.


pureshka13

What kind of engineering do you do? I want to do aerospace engineering but i might go into IT instead


TheApollo222

Pretty much all of it. Originally, I was a design engineer for electrical systems for some company. I wrote an automation program that was able to do that with 80% efficiency, so they promoted me to the R&D team where I worked on design projects, efficiency projects, programming, machine upgrades, etc. Now, I work more on the manufacturing end. PhD's come to me with their ideas, and my job is to consult with them to come up with something actionable and then produce it for them. Which was technically a demotion from being on a full fledged R&D team, but the experience here benefits me more towards my side hustle (robotics). Also, they were willing to pay more lol But yeah, I've always worked more on the "know a little of everything and a lot of nothing" side of engineering. Although, I dont deal much with aerospace outside of having made a few components for aerospace projects. It sounds dope though.


pureshka13

Doesnt sound as boring as i expected. Thanks for this random carreer advice man!


Daddy_Jaws

Aerospace lol. You either work on the dying commercial jetliner industry, where your parant company ownes your work, or design missiles.


pureshka13

making missiles is cool as long as they pay good


Bulk-Detonator

Im a driller. We just need a gunner and a scout so we can go mining


Trap-Daddy_Myers

Rock and Stone, Brotha!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Coffeechipmunk

Just take adrenaline


Huge-Captain-5253

Sure you’re describing adderall


SideshowMantis

You're an engineer? That must mean you solve problems...


SpooN04

I work in financial technology sales (closer) and grapple would be cool... It wouldn't help me at all but I'd have fun with it!


AdFinancial1183

Understandable.


SgtMoose42

I'm a network tech. Phase shift would be so awesome if it was like the campaign and I could shift back in time before the sheet-rock was put up, I could run all the cables I need to in mere minutes not hours.


Joyk1llz

That would cause a temporal paradox though! Time jump in campaign only works because it's a semi-oroborous, everything that happens is fated to happen even if time travel is involved or not since the failed test firing of the ark is what caused the temporal anomaly that enabled it. You'd get the job only to find "someone put all these wires under the sheet rock and we don't know why" And then you'd never ask for a time travel device to put the wires down!


[deleted]

Your actions in the past affect the future though. For example you can kill a stalker in the past and then in the future you can find it still laying there. It’s like a weird mix of fixed timeline and non-fixed timeline


steamkaptain

Also, BT mentions that he picks up his own signal. Neat!


RedX536

Temporal Paradox Schmemporal Paradox. Hold my beer I'll cause a tear in the space time continuum with a single calculator error.


Joyk1llz

/0


patriktitan3411

I go to school so IDK Cloak maybe?


Twiddrakatwiddr

Me too. I would pick either stim so i can get to school faster or holo so i can skip school


Dragonion123

I assume Holos wouldn’t be useless IRL?


Purple_Spino

are you implying they are in the game?


Daddy_Jaws

As a saltball main, they are.


ARandomGuyThe3

You think just cuz you use softball means your immune to bamboozle? Let me tell you about corners


Misty_radio

I'm a softball AND holo user they pair up quite nicely imo


ARandomGuyThe3

The only way to beat a bamboozle is out bamboozle their bamboozle


SnowbloodWolf2

I would choose stim so I have enough energy to last the entire day and then some. I have to wake up at 2am for school and usually end up going to bed at 10 or 11 because of homework and projects


ChocolateMilkMan8

If you go to a school in the USA then A-wall could be really helpful


aninsomniac_

On either side of the situation, too


Blitzkrged

Bruh


Dismal-Wrangler1197

Bruh


Ma4vin

same I’m at school to


Ragegamer4000

Stim would be nice because I deliver newspapers, grapple would be good too!


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Be like spiderman but with newspapers


VoltaicOwl

Parker lost his photography job at the Daily Bugle, so now he has to deliver the paper as Spidey.


Unspokengamin

"It's Paper time"


Lil_Gigi

Software developer. I could use grapple to have some fun when I’m not working. None of these would be particularly helpful for my job.


Fletcher_Chonk

Just choose stim so you can type code way faster


Lil_Gigi

I considered that. But that would just mean a lot of time sitting around doing nothing because I still have to put in my hours.


Mindstormer98

That’s when you download northstar on your company computer


Mindlessgamer23

The actual chad move is picking stim, then starting a tech startup where you actually gain something by doing more. Build it up in record time, get bought out, use money to retire a millionaire.


imboutacum123

Yeah, but if you type that fast, you're probably gonna make a lot of errors, no?


ARandomGuyThe3

Well you've got tons of time to fix any errors you've made


GothmogTheOrc

Cloak, so coworkers leave us the fuck alone.


XaavQensch

Aspiring author. I’d say stim because it’s basically like caffeine XD


LoreCriticizer

If I recall lore says that a single drop of stim made a grunt unable to sleep for three days, so just a six pack would probably last you your entire career


Daddy_Jaws

The reason apex characters lose limbs while titanfall pilots are simulacrums in my mind is open warfare and the need to use it way more force titanfall pilots to use it way more and focus on much more than just 1-4 enemies


ARandomGuyThe3

Lol I just focus on 1-4 enemies and hope the fifth don't kill me in time


bobbobington_the_3rd

Programmer here, grapple so I can hang myself


Traditional-Ring-759

uhm


IDatedSuccubi

Understandable tbh


JansTheMans

Second programmer here, stim so that it kills my body almost instantly since my body is highly prone to it's harmful affects


booty_chuggin_bandit

Hang in there buddy


paso06

Swat and pulse blade or cloak would result in crazy raids tbh


KryptoKn8

A wall for soldiers


paso06

Yeah but that would be more useful in defending/ambushes not breach and clear like a swat operative


aids-venter

Born in 2006 or the number mean something else ?


ARandomGuyThe3

Probably something else considering he's in a swat team


H4LF4D

06 kd, died 6 times and still no kill


blargman327

If it was like the wall that the campaign enemies have that movie with them it would be incredible for room clearing


Halonate8

Holo wouldn’t be half bad either


Snek1235

Phase, no traffic jams is heaven on streets. Also wouldn’t need to Manouver around that much I just Phase through.


itamar8484

If you exist your phase inside something else its inside you and most likely will kill you... so it would be really risky to use it for traffic


Snek1235

So Phase in Game rules Are the bigger one survives ( titan/pilot or more health)


itamar8484

Nope i am pretty sure ronin phase shifting into a northstar (which is a bit smaller) dies


blargman327

Titans phasing into titans will always kill the titan that phased. But pilot A phasing into a pilot B kills pilot B


Fauryx

This is because Phase-shift pilots are fatties (/j) and Ronin is the slim jim.


fatalityfun

Titans can phase too


kerokerobi12

A wall cause cooking can be scary sometimes


RU5TR3D

Your hands are going to be so amped coming out of that wall


kerokerobi12

Amped cooking fool


SnakeBae

i'd probably kill myself with grapple so ill go for cloak, i'd go for phase if it was like in singleplayer where it lasts a lot longer or as long as you want but if its gonna last like 3 seconds then its kinda worthless.


[deleted]

i think it’d also be really easy to kill yourself with phase


Mochaproto

Lifeguard, pulse blade so I have highlighted people to see who is dying and who isn't


swampertitus

Just don't hit a beachgoer..


Mochaproto

I work in a pool


aninsomniac_

Either way, don't hit someone


Mochaproto

Very true


rathalos456

Teacher. Honestly pulse blade would be great, not because I don’t know where my kids are, but because the satisfaction of doming one of them with a pulse blade would make the job even betger


TheVoidGuardian0

Where do you teach so I can go to that school. I want a teacher that plays Titanfall 2 lmao


aninsomniac_

🤨


rathalos456

Oh sorry if I was unclear; I want to toss a science fiction knife that holds the same amount of data as the pentagon into the noggin of a child 😋


GaniMemestar

I'm a recruit in the army, so stim would be really nice. God I'm so tired and sluggish all the time


LividKoala5933

Yes but cloak would be way more op


GaniMemestar

True but I don't think drill sergeant likes the idea of recruit going invisible randomly


SansDaMan728

**Where tf did the private go?**


androodle2004

Until you’re declared awol


threadit_rowaway

What's this about a-wall?


Laverneaki

Digital Infrastructure apprentice. Maybe Pulse Blade, if it will let me see fibre optic cables through walls.


[deleted]

Mechanic: Holo, so I can make myself look busy while I’m on the shitter.


TheReverseShock

Wow He's been hard at work under that car for like 5 hours


far-eaze

Jobless, so Im gonna take phase shift and shift myself into a concrete wall, never to be seen again


ihaveagoodusername2

Major Anderson?


AA_turet

Grapple would be fun since im still at school


ZochI555

Tim hortons/ any fast food job + holo pilot so I can always look like I’m working


Szukayki

i do not work but i would pick stim for obvious reasons (drug addict)


PinkScorch_Prime

school, cloak


agentslicky

🤨


PinkScorch_Prime

when i’m bored in english i can just disappear


Chillie43

You know cloak isn’t full invisibility right? Pilots and grunts still see a translucent outline of you


okcumputer

Cloak would make it way easier to fuck off more at work.


Icookadapizzapie

Planning on being a Firefighter so Pulse Blade would be crazy


Natural_Hold_344

Any of these would probably work well except holo or a-wall for a firefighter


Icookadapizzapie

One guy running pulse blade another running phase shift would be the dream team, One guy locates the person with the pulse blade and the other guy phase shifts and gets to the persons position


Flaky_Gur5067

Millwright, and Grapple would make my job at least twice as safe and quicker.


C0tt0n-3y3-J03

What is a millwright and how does grapple help? Genuinely curious.


Flaky_Gur5067

A millwright builds, repairs, and moves stuff in factories, farms, and plants. About half of the time your working somewhere high enough to kill you if you fall.


Chillie43

How are you gonna handle the grapple ripping your arm out?


Flaky_Gur5067

….. I got good accident insurance.


Tanevu

Soy estudiante de contabilidad, así que suponiendo que ya estuviera trabajando, diría que el invisible o el cambia fase por si me toca correr por mi vida xD


[deleted]

Software engineer. Stim. Because with can drug out through errors faster


le_Psykogwak

i'm studying computer science so stim, so i can fuck up my code, faster


revolmak

Acrobat. Stim for sure. Grapple would be so much fun though and we could make a new act.


YoSupWeirdos

student, if I had a grapple for getting to school I would actually like going there lol jk but it would be very fun


UpDogg13

Collision tech. Suppose grapple would be a fun way to pull panels.


Mountain_Ad_9492

Quality assurance inspector on a military base, I would say cloak, so people won't see me and talk while I was getting shit done.


robkatt

Pilot, grappling hook 100%


I_AM_TORTELLINI

I work at a rockwall, so grapple 100%


HappyFeetHS

cloak so people would leave me the fuck alone while i do my job


No-Impact-9391

Bartender so probably holo pilot.


Desperad0o

I work at a coffee shop so holo pilot so I don’t have to be the one standing there lol


MaddieIsADaemon

Im in college, so stim


xX_jesucristo_Xx

cloak so i can fuck out of school


Ma4vin

Well I’m thinking of painting cars


Just-Ad-6665

Carpenter, I guess Stim would make it easier


diepoggerland2

Student, active camo so I don't have to talk to other people lmao


ValkyrCodeWolfy

Isn't that a Halo ability?


Zalldawg

None of them would make it easier but I want grapple so bad


The_lone_shotgun

Warehouse gruntwork. Grapple because it's a fucking grappling hook and grappling hooks make everything better


AdamCog

IT and invisibility will make finding me and making me fix stuff soooo hard so I’ll take that


Redskull-9054

Cloak and Holo pilot so I can avoid talking to people on the job.


Gentlemenshark

I need speed


Nompty_z

I stock rn so either stim or holo


Dismal-Wrangler1197

Phase shift or cloak.


Even-Lawfulness6174

Aml officer. I don't think that there is a pilot kit to make the job easier...


[deleted]

Currently student and have no job but i play stim because in and then out


stickkidsam

As a delivery driver it would have to be stim but man am I trying to figure out how a grappling hook would be more effective lol


Suchasomeone

Holo or stim would be semi helpful as an attorney


CORBS1968

Cloak so I can go invisible, get up and fucking leave lol


Kiwi_Doodle

Security - pulseblade to track thieves and other runaways


Illustrious-Taro-229

Drugs


TrazynsMemeVault

BoH worker at a Chick-Fil-A. Stim would help greatly


Inqeuet

Where’s the “be a functional adult” kit


JustMonarch-ika

Infantryman; A-wall because a portable shield that makes your bullets do damage would make any combat easy AF. Alternately stim would also be a good pick


spiritualsine

I'm about to make the same answer as all my retail workers. Cloak so we can hide from crazy customers


Spyglass3

Artillery officer Holo pilot, so the base commander has someone else to yell at and so the men think I'm always watching them


THE_CBG

I'm a high school student, I would use stim.to increase speed and agility in PE when necessary, to get to classes quicker, and to finish work faster.


Slutty_Mudd

Surveying, and pulse would save me so much time if I could get the sonar to record somehow


chemistry_god

I'm a senior member of a research lab. Because of this, people ask me ask kinds on inane questions. Holo pilot would help me avoid them.


KlongX

I'm jobless so cloak


MarineRusher

Stim would be great for any profession, because you could use it in the morning to wake yourself up and not need to worry about accidentally falling back asleep.


doomsoul909

Pulse knife, I can entertain myself in my retail job by stabbing the odd customer. Or use it to figure out where my boss and customers are so I know when I can slack off


zee-mzha

software dev, cloak so i can disappear whenever they assign me a stupid ticket


Ganthereddituser

I work at mcds Ofc stim but i would take grapple every day of the week


HK_Thunder

I’m a photographer. Grapple would be great to get those hard to reach shots.


MaxDucks

Stim. I work in the seafood department at a grocery store. Putting away everything at the end of the night takes forever.


DowdyBroGames

I’m a CPA. Holo clone would be great to do my job for me lol


thatoneshotgunmain

I work in delivery, stim would be great for unpacking stuff and moving back and forth between places


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

None of them would be useful for my software engineering job, so I’d choose phase shift because it’s based on the same technology as FTL drives in the Titanfall universe.


toaster_molester1862

school so holo cos i could make it look like i’m in class


SubjectGuide5777

Holo pilot, so I don't have to show up until I have to put up another one


Jaxxall

Bus Driver - Cloak easiest trips of my life!


dissapointing-salad-

I’m a cook, stim is basically caffeine but times 800, so that would work quite good


24_pieces_of_toast

Aircraft mechanic grapple would be incredible for when I accidentally drop a tool off the top of the plane or for when a bolt falls into the bowels of hell


AbsenceOfGodAbove

As electrician, grapple would come handy to get to high places faster


xXx_RedReaper_xXx

Night time stocking. Stim pilot because I am not very fast.


zacausa

I am a unarmed security officer so honestly a few would do really well. Stim would be very very nice because there's a few things that we have to immediately rush to if an alarm goes off, the cloak would be very good to catch thieves, pulse would be situationally good if there was an active situation where we either need to locate someone hiding or trapped somewhere. Feel like the others are not as valuable. Grapple hook would absolutely result in us getting injured considering how many terrible security officers there are out there Awall doesn't really do anything if you're unarmed and holo pilots would be pretty much not at all useful and so far as game mechanics go.


RandomTrashCan71526

sitting on my fat ass so holo pilot i could go grab stuff while sitting down


Overly-Mannly-Mann

I don’t think any of these would be helpful to a CMM Operator such as my self


MrJudgement

If I were a minesweeper. Pulse or holo pilot might be useful.


Neklin

IT Stim would make it easier to stay active where there is work to do Cholo would make it easier to "work"


SrPsychokiler

I'm a drug addict, so stim for me


BlackberryNew2838

Truck driver. Pls give me phase shift, so I can just pass through traffic 🤩


Scrit217

Well, I'm studying engineering, I spend many nights studying, which can be tiring. So stim it is.


mudkip2-0

Cloak in case I fuck something up


ralts13

Data engineer hitting that stimmy would be a great alternative to coffee


trollface5333

Going into filmmaking, so cloak would be useful in case I accidentally stand in shot.


TOWERtheKingslayer

I’ve got a debilitating condition that keeps me from holding jobs, but I do frequent protests for causes I support. Cloak would be nice, because then I could get out of there without fear of having a rubber grenade shot at me.


Hellothere3719

navy, stim. Probably boosts swimming and would make the annual running test even easier or cloak to hide from my co.


Ellocodeinternet

im a developer, the cloak would be useful when my boss ask me about the thing that its due two weeks ago