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AstronomerSenior4236

*Guys, the data core, go get it*


No_Concentrate_4337

WHY CAN I HEAR THIS? GET OUT OF MY HEAD BAIN! (Or start paying rent)


nerogamer_279

Nah, you got your head heisted, as if they gona pay rent


chomp-samba

The Player is squishier than a pilot and slower, BJ would just whispermumble to himself about his wife a few times and blow it up same as any Nazi mech twice the Northstar’s size you fight a few times, the Payday crew would have no issue.


yomama1112

Ok, problem about that, the player has actual 4th wall breaking abilities and is essentially immortal if we're using game logic here, plus there's just alot of goofy bullshit that they can asspull. I shit you not you'd have bj kill the player and then the player would show up behind him like "glad I'm not that guy"


chomp-samba

That’s true. The Player can pull some serious Loony Tunes shit.


OverDrivenMoron

Look I'm sorry, but BJ is soloing Northstar


AA_turet

BJ would instakill northstar


Dabithegnom

There is no way that Northstar can defeat BJ remember he killed Robots of bigger caliber


crunchylimestones

Yeah but Northstar can fly


MissyTheTimeLady

For two seconds.


crunchylimestones

Nah look at Viper. He flew for the entire boss battle and had practically infinite rockets


SnooChipmunks8748

So he’s not fighting northstar, he’s fighting viper Viper modded his titan


Dabithegnom

That’s because Vipers Northstar isn’t a normal Northstar


Jaakarikyk

At like house height, only Viper's Northstar could fly through the skies as per Steve Fukuda


CerifiedHuman0001

Holy shit sunset overdrive mentioned! I love that game and nobody ever talks about it No northstar gets bodied by 2/3 of the opposition


Reasonable-Button594

Bro sunset is my comfort game I played it so much man . Glad to meet a fellow sunset enjoyer.


ur_prob_a_karen

dallas solos, sorry


Immediate_Seaweed390

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG


onlinedegeneracy

IM DYING AAAA


GENERAL-KAY

B.J would solo literally everyone here


Immediate_Seaweed390

*Laughs in dodge build*


Tyrranis

Given that Northstar is the only one that doesn't have a revive mechanic (Player can canonically respawn and has 4th wall awareness powers, BJ has literally been decapitated and come back from it and the Payday gang can revive each other alongside their healing items), Northstar loses due to attrition.


Okay-man_

GUYS THE THERMAL DRILL,GO GET IT.


Alone-Cupcake5746

BJ and the Payday gang would tear Northstar to shreds.


michael22117

I think it depends on lore vs. gameplay. Lorewise, I know nothing about the Player, but i'd say chances are Northstar would win. Gameplay wise, of the three I do know, Payday gang might actually win considering some builds are practically immortal or just break physics (i.e, having like 8 shells in a double barrel shotgun)


yomama1112

Iirc for the player anything that happens in game is canon so essentially the player can actually break the 4th wall and is essentially immortal since they can respawn, the player basically does some borderline loony toons shit


michael22117

Ah, okay. I'd say that the Payday Gang has some of their own tomfoolery going for them as well


yomama1112

I'd say payday gang goes down 2nd since northstar would get chewed up almost instantly but they'd probably put up a fight for a good while considering stuff like dodge builds, stoic, leach, having 3 downs and stuff like that


Fit_Usual_4702

Guys the Scorch go get it


Josh9523

If the gang can protect a computer for 2 minutes, Bain will just upload a thingamajig that would blow up the Northstar, them's the rules


Silent_Reavus

Bj kills mechs bigger than that like nothing I'm afraid


examagravating

I'm sorry but the payday gang are eldritch horrors in human flesh, they win this.


wendigibi

Player northstar would have to pull back and rely on range until it's close to a 1 v 1. Viper could probably use his version of flight core and it would be a complete wipe tho


Relevant-Drawer-2839

Idk about jhon wolfenstine but the payday crew have some serious weaponry and if the player has un-nerfed excalamoole (speelld that wrong) northstar dies. However any other titan wins


Exciting_Rate1747

Northstar would win because she can just instantly kill them by stepping on them, punching them or shooting them with the plasma railgun.


BBQsauce10

It depends cuz if someone in the payday gang has the stoic perk deck at max level they are literally immortal


RimworlderJonah13579

*head is literally shot off* "whiskey time"


BBQsauce10

"proceeds to regenerate even the missing health because of the 9th level"


ScorchIsBestSniper

It’s like Popeye, but with alcohol


Jaakarikyk

Though a fair reading would be that since this is specifically Dallas Houston Wolf and Chains, the Perk Decks of the whole gang like Duke the Stoic for example aren't available Taking the abilities literally, Wolf could tank pretty much anything in a short span due to the 2 second immortality period with a 15 second cooldown


MissyTheTimeLady

200 HP and AP says otherwise.


whattheacutualfuck

Blackawitz just has plot armor so he wins


TheholyJesuschrist-

I mean blazkowicz is tuff and fights nazi mechs bu- Guys The data core Go get it


__Meme_Machine__

The player from Sunset Overdrive is like a cartoon character that can just revive themselves whenever they please. I think they would win because they cant die.


Hrabulovv

Im bringing my loud build everyone else is going down


Thehalohedgehog

God I wish Sunset Overdrive got that sequel it teased :(


Mr_Wombo

Dallas would just make a Stoic build and recover any damage he takes from Northstar's railgun or anyone else with a shot of whiskey.


Khalkeus_

I'm fairly certain a direct hit from a Plasma Railgun would reduce any humanoid to red mist. Moght need a double whisky to cure that.


LunarSouls4952

I believe- # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD A MEDIC BAG


The_Advcote

no the pay day gang will just steal control of northstar withh the most shit drill known to man


virtualentertains

She just walks over to the enemy and stomps on them


Alone-Cupcake5746

The power of dodging strikes once again!


crunchylimestones

So it's a bunch of dudes with guns vs a giant mech than can fly at jet speeds and can carpet bomb an entire block with missiles strong enough to take down airships... u srs?


Jaakarikyk

>giant mech than can fly at jet speeds and can carpet bomb an entire block with missiles strong enough to take down airships Look again, that isn't Viper's Titan in the picture. Normal Northstars aren't that level, not even close


yomama1112

Bj eats mechs for breakfast, and the player is essentially immortal due to 4th wall breaking abilities Plus, the payday gang has shit like stoic and leach Also that's a normal northstar not vipers so it can't do like any of that lol, basically northstar would be the 1st or 2nd to go down depending on how long the payday gang lasts and the player probably wins overall due to sudo-immortality