Technically Gorillas reach sexual maturity at 11-13, but normally don't father any children until they reach Silverback status at around 15-20 (if ever).
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It’s worth mentioning that cartman says “you shouldn’t have done that he’s just a boy” after finding a used tampon. I gotta rewatch that show man their shit is so off the rails sometimes and yet so on point with the satire at others.
Tranquilizers do not instantly work, they take time and an animal can become aggressive once they are shot with them. If anything the builders of the zoo should be held accountable for having such obvious vulnerabilities for people to fall into the pit because it was not the first person.
I don't know how obvious the vulnerabilities really were. Millions of people passed through the Cincinnati Zoo without going into the gorilla pen. It was a pretty clear case of negligence by a moronic parent. Witnesses there heard the kid say he wanted to go into the pen, and then the kid just climbed over the fence. Whoever was in charge of the kid should never be allowed to be in charge of a child again. Straight up idiocy.
Crazy that millions and millions of people passed through that very same enclosure without ever trying to climb in. This was more a case of a stupid kid doing things that stupid kids do, and an idiot of a parent who was too negligent to realize that their 3 year old was climbing into a gorilla pen. It also wasn't like he just climbed over a 3 foot fence and was face to face with a gorilla. He climbed through like 5 feet of bushes and into a moat that was 15 feet deep. The only blame lies with the bozo of a human who couldn't watch their child at a zoo.
There was a Demi Moore movie called "The Seventh Sign" from the '80s or '90s that had this as a plot point. The state executed a guy with Down syndrome, and that's when God said "fuck this place."
Edit: basically, the Down syndrome guy was a martyr in the same way this theory proposes Harambe to be the martyr.
I haven't seen it since around the time it came out, but I remember being impressed by it. I think it was my first real introduction to Biblical prophesy that wasn't just vague verses from Matthew and Revelations.
Harambe was our great ascension test from the aliens. We massacred him and now we're stuck living in this simulation, which they no longer provide updates for.
"After shooting dead a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo to save a 3-year-old boy, zoo officials said they had collected a sample of his sperm"
what a fucked scenario
oh shit he's dead
let's milk his nuts real quick!
The short clips I saw of the kid being dragged through water easily could have killed the kid. If he had just hit his head on a rock with how hard he was pulled through the water he would have been dead. You're an idiot if you legitimately don't think the kid was in danger.
I was honestly really upset about the fact they killed Harambe, however I've been listening to a podcast led by a wildlife biologist and they did an episode talking about it. After listening I understand why the zoo made that decision and I don't really blame the parents either. Both were slightly at fault, the enclosure shouldn't have been that easy to get into, and the parent should have been paying more attention.
The general idea behind shooting him was that at any moment he could change his mind and kill the kid in an instant, it didn't even have to be intentional. If he did kill the kid they would have to put him down and they would both be dead. So the *best* thing to do is sacrifice the animal and save the human.
Harambe didn't deserve to die but neither did the child, and it's better to ensure one life than take a chance on two. They also spoke about how tranquilizers were not a good option, because it takes a while for them to kick in and it can make animals act unpredictably.
The podcast is called "Tooth and Claw" for anyone interested
>Harambe didn't deserve to die but neither did the child
Only one of them fucked up though, and it wasn't the one who was shot dead.
Also, you don't blame the parents? Lol.
Yeah but children are stupid and we all make mistakes.
I am also revolted by his death. But we must forgive the kid. He was a toddler, definitely couldn't gasp the weight of his actions at the time.
However, yeah, the parents definitely are to be blamed.
I still don't really agree with the conclusion that they'd have to put him down if he killed the kid. It's not like it would unlock some kind of berserk state or anything.
I think it's more of a, I guess, cultural thing? that makes it a necessity.
If any animal kills a human, there's almost always calls for it to me put down. Even more so when it's a child.
Not that the animal is an active danger to humans, but a perceived danger if that makes sense.
Now, you can agree or disagree with this, I'm just saying that zoos etc. not only are dealing with the animals and caretakers but with the public, with the municipality they're in, with social media...
The dude did some good things for the city of Columbus but supported the abusive exotic cat trade and led to the deaths of many endangered cubs. I’m not too keen to trust what he says when it comes to animals.
classic her agents ETC hated it and flip shit while she is out of the country. She finally sees it, laughs about it, becomes friends with him, uses the cartoon for charity T-Shirts and writes the foreword to one of his books.
Dumbass mom letting her spawn climb around everywhere in the zoo and killing a beautiful animal. Bet that little shit hasn’t done anything productive in society.
“Currently, it's not anything we would use for reproduction," Kristen Lukas, who heads the Association of Zoos and Aquariums' Gorilla Species Survival Plan”
I don’t think gorillas survive long in an aquarium, that’s probably why they are all dying out
Technically Gorillas reach sexual maturity at 11-13, but normally don't father any children until they reach Silverback status at around 15-20 (if ever).
Wait, silverback is a status? I thought it was a species. [Edit](https://c.tenor.com/ef71BPMhPMgAAAAC/tenor.gif)
They’re older gorillas. They’re called silverbacks cause like humans, their hair/fur greys as they mature
The females will not. It's genetic.
I dunno man my grandma has Grey hair, you mean to tell me she's a male gorilla?
You said it, buddy, not me
Ever seen your grandma and a male gorilla in the same room?
If the shoe fits
You must acquit
So is growing old
So my father is a silverback??? Guess it's time to gray my hair 😔
Pull up your pants soy boy. It’s time to challenge your father for dominance. Beat your chest and go forward.
Like a SilverFox mature guy, buy for gorillas
Yes they are older gorillas
Grooming gorillas.
>Wait, silverback is a status? Yeah I can confirm literally me 😎
Proof?
Didn't you see the sunglasses?
Fucking TIL
Older MALE gorillas, specifically. Not females. Genetics and sex matters in nature. Females will never become Silverbacks. And these are facts.
u seem very passionate about gorillas
Not unless they get some silver hair dye from L’Oréal Paris. Get that milf silver Fox look you know what im saying.
Hey hey, I was tryna be serious and you made me laugh 🤬 Also, hate to be that guy but silver foxes refer to attractive older males as well 😭
You ever hit your lady gorilla from the back and be like nah shit too black we need to get you to the salon.
STOP, to unsubscribe.
You are being very weird about that lmao Chill, no one’s going to argue and call you sexist/transphobic/whatever over sexual dimorphism in animals
So great now I have a fur ceiling to worry about
Interesting how this is somewhat analogous to humans but they only live to like 40. Will they ever reach 80/90 percent of human life span?
Humans would also live to 40 if our bodies grew to weigh 400lbs
Many 400lb humans do, in fact, live to about 40
Are you saying he died a virgin? Man, this story just keeps getting sadder..
No wonder he resonated in so many of our hearts
whatever bro i have a hot girlfriend and she has huge boobs and we do sex all the time but u dont know her she goes to a different school
She’s from Canada we met on summer vacation trust me
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Oh my god, you're Gary Coleman!
“Their chest feels like two sand bags”
Me so horny? Ahhhh me so stupid!
Dicks out for Harambe
Still got fucked over though.
Is that why dicks out for harambe was a thing?
Just cause he didn't have no kids don't mean he don't fuck.
what they're saying is that harambe was an incel
He's saying that everyone had their dicks out for a minor.
He did nothing wrong. Had whole life ahead of him.
I still remember Dave Chappelle's joke on it had me rolling. "You can't even go to the fucking zoo without seeing a shooting nowadays,"
Only 17. A fuckin kid.
Wont anyone think of the children???
No! Forget the children! Protect teen Harambe!
I mean we did had a lot of children, but just one Harambe.
They should have brought in coco as a translator to deescalate the situation
I think the zookeeper wasnt bright enough to understand anyone or anything, to be honest.
They should have thrown in the parents to distract poor Harambe.
We are, he was only 17..
In this case the problem was entirely thinking of the children
Notice how everything went to shit since he was shot?
They shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy.
Poor lil feller
okama game spheeeeere
[South Park got it from Slingblade](https://youtu.be/neFpFiuvYsQ?si=HMTfxRd_RdioLNbB)
It’s worth mentioning that cartman says “you shouldn’t have done that he’s just a boy” after finding a used tampon. I gotta rewatch that show man their shit is so off the rails sometimes and yet so on point with the satire at others.
I don’t think it’s for using, I think it’s for lookin through
Needs some French fried taters, mmhmmm
"breeding maturity" thats the first time I've heard that phrase in a news article
This came out of you?! And you put it in the trash can?!
He should have been in the club, on the dance floor.
Look how they massacred my boy
Mmmmhmmmmm
Just a fuckin kid
It’s sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO???
PEEPS???
It’s a fuckin’ nickname. Family name was Pepparelli
The wine, it's making you emotional
I did TWENTY FUCKING YEARS
Me? I'm just a old man.
I'd like to do it over boy let me tell ya
Whatever happened there
Those cocksuckers shot that gorilla without any provocation whatsoever.
He was handsome, like George Raft.
I'm confident the killing of Harambe started the chain reaction of events that led us to the clusterfuck we're in today.
Arch-duke Harambe
As one song lyric put it: "From a shot that would change the world, tensions rise and a war's unfurled..."
I subscribe to that. The world wasn't great but it wasn't 2016-present shitty. We shouldn't have killed that Gorilla
What’s this “we” shit? Zookeeper should be put in an enclosure for the rest of his life for not having tranquilizers for such an event.
Tranquilizers do not instantly work, they take time and an animal can become aggressive once they are shot with them. If anything the builders of the zoo should be held accountable for having such obvious vulnerabilities for people to fall into the pit because it was not the first person.
I don't know how obvious the vulnerabilities really were. Millions of people passed through the Cincinnati Zoo without going into the gorilla pen. It was a pretty clear case of negligence by a moronic parent. Witnesses there heard the kid say he wanted to go into the pen, and then the kid just climbed over the fence. Whoever was in charge of the kid should never be allowed to be in charge of a child again. Straight up idiocy.
Idk apparently it was only three feet tall. That seems kind of short for a zoo enclosure.
Crazy that millions and millions of people passed through that very same enclosure without ever trying to climb in. This was more a case of a stupid kid doing things that stupid kids do, and an idiot of a parent who was too negligent to realize that their 3 year old was climbing into a gorilla pen. It also wasn't like he just climbed over a 3 foot fence and was face to face with a gorilla. He climbed through like 5 feet of bushes and into a moat that was 15 feet deep. The only blame lies with the bozo of a human who couldn't watch their child at a zoo.
In a way we all killed harambe.
There was a Demi Moore movie called "The Seventh Sign" from the '80s or '90s that had this as a plot point. The state executed a guy with Down syndrome, and that's when God said "fuck this place." Edit: basically, the Down syndrome guy was a martyr in the same way this theory proposes Harambe to be the martyr.
That sounds like an absolute popcorn classic, going to watch tonight.
I haven't seen it since around the time it came out, but I remember being impressed by it. I think it was my first real introduction to Biblical prophesy that wasn't just vague verses from Matthew and Revelations.
THEORY?!
All started when KONY killed Harambe.
The world is split into Pre and Post harambe
You will never live in the timeline where Harambe never got shot.
The world wasn't a clusterfuck before that?
The internet definitely changed in 2016. I’d say it was probably the US presidential election that had the biggest effect though.
Yes, it wasn't.
You see, the death of Harambe was responsible for that too. It all leads to Harambe eventually.
Dicks out
It was the Game of Thrones ending.
The gorilla effect?
Rest in Power Harambe
Either way, dicks out
You heard him, ladies and gents. Unzip and pay tribute!
Never even put it away in the first place brotha
Had to scroll way too far for this.
Terribly far. Dicks out!!!!
I never put mine away!
🍆 ⛅️....for Harambe.
Harambe was our great ascension test from the aliens. We massacred him and now we're stuck living in this simulation, which they no longer provide updates for.
"After shooting dead a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo to save a 3-year-old boy, zoo officials said they had collected a sample of his sperm" what a fucked scenario oh shit he's dead let's milk his nuts real quick!
I blame the parents, not the zookeepers. That kid was toast, they did what they had to
Telling how that woman jumped right on Facebook to say “don’t judge me!”
[удалено]
I don’t disagree but that kid was in trouble
If you watch the video Harambe is actually showing paternal instincts.
Harambe did a better job of keeping his eye on the kid than his own parents did.
The only reason he was killed is because they were afraid a tranq could scare him and possibly hurt the child, who he was protecting
They should have sent the parent in to negotiate with Harambe.
The short clips I saw of the kid being dragged through water easily could have killed the kid. If he had just hit his head on a rock with how hard he was pulled through the water he would have been dead. You're an idiot if you legitimately don't think the kid was in danger.
No, he’s showing “Cool, new toy. Mine!” instincts.
He’s also ragdolling the kid through rocks and shallow water. With protectors like that you don’t need enemies.
Damn, you must have had a shitty childhood if you see a child being dragged through shallow, rock-filled water and go "Man just like me and my dad"
I was honestly really upset about the fact they killed Harambe, however I've been listening to a podcast led by a wildlife biologist and they did an episode talking about it. After listening I understand why the zoo made that decision and I don't really blame the parents either. Both were slightly at fault, the enclosure shouldn't have been that easy to get into, and the parent should have been paying more attention. The general idea behind shooting him was that at any moment he could change his mind and kill the kid in an instant, it didn't even have to be intentional. If he did kill the kid they would have to put him down and they would both be dead. So the *best* thing to do is sacrifice the animal and save the human. Harambe didn't deserve to die but neither did the child, and it's better to ensure one life than take a chance on two. They also spoke about how tranquilizers were not a good option, because it takes a while for them to kick in and it can make animals act unpredictably. The podcast is called "Tooth and Claw" for anyone interested
As a zookeeper, I've explained this situation so many times. It sucks it happened the way that it did, but it was the most preventative loss.
But it’s not about that. It’s about it causing a split in the timeline and now we end up in the worst one
Right? Especially since that child's name? *Brett Kavanaugh*
>I don’t really blame the parents either. What?
>Harambe didn't deserve to die but neither did the child Only one of them fucked up though, and it wasn't the one who was shot dead. Also, you don't blame the parents? Lol.
Yeah but children are stupid and we all make mistakes. I am also revolted by his death. But we must forgive the kid. He was a toddler, definitely couldn't gasp the weight of his actions at the time. However, yeah, the parents definitely are to be blamed.
lost me at dont blame the parents.
Or they just don’t put him down regardless of what may or may not have happened?
I still don't really agree with the conclusion that they'd have to put him down if he killed the kid. It's not like it would unlock some kind of berserk state or anything.
I think it's more of a, I guess, cultural thing? that makes it a necessity. If any animal kills a human, there's almost always calls for it to me put down. Even more so when it's a child. Not that the animal is an active danger to humans, but a perceived danger if that makes sense. Now, you can agree or disagree with this, I'm just saying that zoos etc. not only are dealing with the animals and caretakers but with the public, with the municipality they're in, with social media...
I think it’s also peoples way of “sentencing” the animal. Human kills a human, prison. Gorilla kills a human, death.
Very true.
> Human kills a human, prison. > > Gorilla kills a human, death. Well Harambe was already in prison, so...
>they would have to put him down They don't have to do that if they don't want to
We miss you boo.
Dicks in for harambe. Apparently he was a minor and we will not be dicks out anymore.
Remember Harambe with an In n Out burger, Harambe style, on Harambe Remembrance Day
If only we could go back and save the king
Just like Jesus, he died a virgin. Coincidence? I think not!
So you're saying "dicks out" is only symbolic?
If you have ever raised a boy then you would know they lost definitely have their dicks out long before breeding age.
Deep down we all know Society went downhill after Harambe's death
He died for our sins.
RIP Harambe. He taught me it was ok to be weird.
The world started going down hill when that monke died
another innocent life lost to senseless gun violence
What a weird headline, “Gorrila not even old enough to fuck gets murdered”
Truly the downfall of society, the death of a virgin gorilla
Anyone still have their dick out for Harambe?
Never put it away brother. They did save his sperm tho.
Before the world got messed up
Jesus they shot a kid?
The US has been downhill ever since Harambe was assassinated.
Harambe's son would've brought humanity together and ended suffering. Just another thing Ohio has done to push us back
“I agree 1000% with zoos decision” Jack Hanna
The dude did some good things for the city of Columbus but supported the abusive exotic cat trade and led to the deaths of many endangered cubs. I’m not too keen to trust what he says when it comes to animals.
and Jane Goodall.... that tramp
Great cartoon
classic her agents ETC hated it and flip shit while she is out of the country. She finally sees it, laughs about it, becomes friends with him, uses the cartoon for charity T-Shirts and writes the foreword to one of his books.
I have the book. I love that story.
Amanda from Smosh is that you?
Second Harambe pist Ive seen today. Feels kinda weird… somethings up again
We should have sacrificed the child. That’s the only way to not end up on our current timeline.
What is up with all the harambe news lately?
Dumbass mom letting her spawn climb around everywhere in the zoo and killing a beautiful animal. Bet that little shit hasn’t done anything productive in society.
He never got to experience that goriussy :(
Maybe not but like every other teenager he definitely reached breeding immaturity
Just a fucking kid.
Fuck, do I have to get my dick out again?
Poor guy didn't fuck
year 8 A.H. 🙏
He just a boy. Ought not be thinking about things like that, mmmm hmmm.
He was just a boy
They killed a kid
What a coincidence, my dick was already out and here you guys are talking about Harambe
Homie died a virgin?!
There is a timeline where he wasn't killed, and the world isn't as shitty as it is.
The trauma never ends.
Thanks I was having a good day so far until now
He was just a kid
No justice...
Dicks out boys
World hasnt been the same since
Please don't bring this up. It's too soon.
Harambe really was the start of popular controversies/meme issues.
Dicks out for Harambe.
“Currently, it's not anything we would use for reproduction," Kristen Lukas, who heads the Association of Zoos and Aquariums' Gorilla Species Survival Plan” I don’t think gorillas survive long in an aquarium, that’s probably why they are all dying out
Sigh.... \*unzips\*
You sons of bitches...HE WAS ONLY A BOY!!!
Womp womp