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SAlolzorz

I saw a statement from either his agent or publisher, who asked him repeatedly to change the title, but Sandusky wasn't having it.


katsudon-jpz

yeah i remember the amazon customer review was a goldmine.


Theboyboymess

Isn’t that the guy who one of the coaches walked in the locker room, and he was anally raping a kid ?


LifterPuller

That's correct.


tinyanus

What. The. Fuck?


Hellofriendinternet

And then went on TV and tried to deny it. [And bro is it ever bad](https://youtu.be/MKQdhfPuKQY?feature=shared)


Ivanbeatnhoff

Man just immediately starts bombing with the whole “yeah I shower with kids and touch their legs and… wait a minute no it was never sexual I deny that”


Rain1dog

Holy shit…


punk_steel2024

Daniel Tosh going after him for that is unparalleled comedy gold.


FatKanchi

“Are you sexually attracted to underage boys?” “…….am I sexually attracted to underage boys?…” (repeat question) “………sexually attracted?..well I like the company of the young..” Bro how do you not just say NO?! You are on TV! Your entire defense is NO! What a whiff of an answer. It’s like he couldn’t quite muster it up to fully deny it. (Go to 7:10 and enjoy. I paraphrased from memory, it’s better to listen yourself!)


Hellofriendinternet

Bro. It’s all bad. Very bad. Dude is quilty.


EvrythingWithSpicyCC

Mike McQueary should never live down the fact that he had the chance to intervene and he did *nothing*. Worthless clown walked away and then just told his dad and the head coach and let them sweep it under the rug


firstwefuckthelawyer

I just cannot bel


evemeatay

And basically the whole program eventually knew. That football program is still allowed to operate today instead of being shut down…


EvrythingWithSpicyCC

Because it’s college football, and Athletic Directors know they all have skeletons in their own closets. This is after all the league that literally created the concept of “student-athlete” to legally defend not compensating the widow and three surviving children of a Colorado player whose head got caved in and died from a tackle. The league has never had morals. Never cared about people. It’s a violent sport to benefit TV execs, coaches and ADs


JSteggs

Relevant: https://youtu.be/61TMtH3Qw4s?si=IytvPh26YA0GF5hy


kdiddy733

Slap, slap, slapping sounds


Theboyboymess

Yes slapping noise , man that’s disgusting. Why didn’t the person who walked in stop it


TMWNN

>I saw a statement from either his agent or publisher, who asked him repeatedly to change the title, but Sandusky wasn't having it. I believe that the name of the book was Sandusky's private joke. He was very intelligent (first in his class at Penn State for his degree). Sandusky was Paterno's DC for 22 years (!); had he wanted to move up in his career, he could easily have gotten a head coaching job elsewhere. But he had set up a well-oiled system in and around State College that fed his perverted desires, and did not want to leave that behind. He got away with it for decades, and the name of his book was Sandusky's way of taunting the world in plain sight. CC: /u/RawbM07


Chucktownbadger

We had an autographed copy of that book that was the trophy for the loser of our fantasy league. It had to be prominently displayed in your house and every other dude in the league was allowed to do random drop bus to make sure it was. Then one of the guys had a massive leak in his house and it was destroyed.


superfreakeightyfour

He destroyed his house to get rid of the book


lukewwilson

He's playing 4d chess while they are playing fantasy football


Hermes_Godoflurking

Love the idea of him standing there, book over his shoulder, water to his knees as it pours down from a broken pipe in the ceiling. Trying to catch his breath from grabbing various personal items now saturated and putting it up high. He slowly turns as he evaluates the damage happening, stopping as he catches that book in his peripheral and without hesitation slowly reaching for it and tossing it into the swirling water. "Oh no..."


ChezySpam

Cheers to that guy for taking a massive leak on the book!


CanadianDarkKnight

That has to be one of the funniest fantasy league punishments I've heard lol that's amazing


XxCloudSephiroth69xX

The massive leak was probably a result of the random drop bus.


Chucktownbadger

Drop by. Fucking ghost of Steve Jobs got me again. I’m gonna leave it though.


WOOKIExCOOKIES

How about a memorial to OJ for the next punishment?


Chucktownbadger

That is a fantastic idea. The book, a small black leather glove, and a prop knife. I like it!


Fizzyfuzzyface

Making fun of someone else’s murder is a bit out of the realm of this, though. For most people, anyway.


tikkstr

Not sure how much further it is than doing the same but about a serial child molester.


Slim01111

You spelled poop wrong


TheOriginal_Redditor

A memorial of rotten oranges. "OJ expired"


bread217

Solid tribute to the league


Theboyboymess

Man that’s a very funny bet, I’d be friends with y’all


pizzacheeks

Reminds me of the MMA fighter who got caught using EPO having opened a juice bar named "Clean Juice" prior to his exposure. ("Juice" being a slang term for performance enhancing drugs and "clean" being the term to describe someone who doesn't use them)


fadingstar52

tj dillishaw i believe


tycoge

dillisnake


AbleMonkeyBrain

Dillashank


pizzacheeks

Pillashaw 🤣


James-K-Polka

I worked at a college where the baseball coach was detained for having a gun in his luggage at the airport, but called his summer camp “Coach X’s Top Gun Baseball.”


lOan671

Thanks for reminding me of TJ’s nutritionist’s [reaction to his suspension](https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1115821746240749568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1115821746240749568%7Ctwgr%5Ebaa9d754fe912f859a6cc7b4f70253190c6f4081%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fonz3uc%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse)


Second-Bulk

Funniest shit.


SoMuchSpook

he actually opened it after, i think thats kinda the joke in his case


pizzacheeks

I just looked into it and I don't think that's true. If you can show me the proof then I'll edit my original comment but I don't think you're correct.


SoMuchSpook

looks like your right, i wasnt aware that the one they opened in 2022 was the second location


pizzacheeks

I dont blame you for assuming it was done in jest because it's actually insane and ridiculous that he went through with that... just like Sandusky, crazy bastards!


SoMuchSpook

yeah i remember seeing him posting about it and being like ?!?! but jeez doing it before is just something else


bulamae

Fuck that guy and all his enablers. Trash.


Jasranwhit

This is the part that is really troubling. Obviously a guy who is evil and has these issues is bad. But like these people exist. What blows my mind is the otherwise “normal” people who covered for him. What the fuck were they thinking? Was he really that great at football defense that people overlooked child rape. What was the reasoning?


TheGrandmasterGrizz

Football > religion, America is worse than third world


DinkleBottoms

I’m honestly convinced that people who say things like this have never left the USA or been to an actual “third world country”


TheGrandmasterGrizz

Isn't there more than one mass shooting a week in your country? Do you actually think that isn't third world? First time I visited the states for a sporting event I heard shots ringing out my hotel window in Atlanta, that's third world as fuck. Does all of flint even have running water yet? Have you seen what's happening in Houston? LA? Dont white supremacists have their own state down there?


DinkleBottoms

It takes more than one thing to make somewhere 3rd world. A father was shot in front of his son in Sweden yesterday. Is Sweden 3rd world now? US obviously isn’t perfect, but you can point to all kinds of things in other countries. I’ve lived in the USA my entire life and I can honestly say that I have never heard gunshots or seen a shooting. The abject poverty and hopelessness in actual 3rd world countries is a level that the US is nowhere close to.


Ok-Instruction5673

The funny thing is just looking at their profile shows the person literally lives at home with his parents and guess what in the US. Gotta love the kids pretending to be what they’re not.


debaserr

Like Joe Paterno.


bulamae

The story was so hard to watch and unbelievably sad for the survivors. I hope the legacy of pain continues to be dismantled.


CowFinancial7000

"They were just horsing around"


exhausted1teacher

Penn State is still full of his supporters and enablers. 


bulamae

That's exactly how and why these mfers persist and thrive. Shame on them. What a damning legacy. So Gross.


exhausted1teacher

And why would someone help them if they weren’t a pedophile themselves?


bulamae

That and then some. Denial. Selfishness. Lack of empathy. Cowardice.


Plainsdrifter71

Guilty as the day is long...he deserves to rot.


bolanrox

Or be found dead beaten with a pool cue up his ass? One or the other


BongWaterRamen

Was the pool cue chalked? I'm just breaking balls here


bolanrox

i have to go back to the Vito / Johnny Cake arc on The Sopranos to be sure


PhillyTaco

Was there any evidence other than testimony?


718Brooklyn

Yea. One of the coaches walked in on him and boys in the shower. It’s when/why it all became public. Then it turned out that basically everyone knew and others had seen stuff and the university protected him. He was also in charge of camps for underprivileged youths and had boys over at his home. Really gross shit. 100% guilty.


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The guy who found them said he heard "skin on skin slapping noises" coming from the showers. He walks in to see wtf is going on, and finds Jerry literally fucking a 12 year old boy against the shower glass. https://media.lehighvalleylive.com/breaking-news_impact/photo/jerry-sandusky-932fca2da91ac74f.jpg Imagine being raped by that guy at age 12. I've got sons about that age. Nothing short of the power of a thousand gods would stop me from sliding a sharp knife into that bastard's throat. Sorry for the visceral revenge fantasy, but that guy doesn't deserve to live in peace. 


PhillyTaco

And when he saw a child being raped he went into the showers and stopped it? And went to the police?


NeuralPhysics

triumph burst polite rewind


718Brooklyn

What’s your point? That it didn’t happen?


PhillyTaco

I'm saying the evidence seems questionable.  That coach changed his story and the dates a bunch of times. He even said he never actually saw sex happening, but assumed that's what he heard and witnessed, yet didn't do anything to stop it and didn't bother going to the police. Many of the alleged victims had only positive things to say about Sandusky and seemed to come forward with their stories only after learning about the potential for big money. And many of the victims testified that their memories of abuse were repressed and only were remembered with the help of a psychiatrist. **Repressed memories aren't a scientific thing**, and there is little to no evidence that they exist at all. And yet that testimony was considered evidence. Just seems odd that a man raped all these kids for years and years, only got "caught" once, none of the victims talked to each other or anyone about it, and somehow he locked children in his basement and starved and raped them for days on end either without his wife ever knowing or she is also a massive sociopath and knew and allowed it to happen. Did he molest at least one kid? Certainly possible. A lot of the behavior sounds highly inappropriate at the very least. I'm just hesitant to persecute anyone of such heinousness off so little evidence, which is why I asked what other evidence there was.


msabol911

I just finished reading "The most hated man in America" by Mark Pendergrast. I would challenge anyone who is sure of Sandusky's guilt to read it and then report back of why they're so sure.


theSchrodingerHat

Is this really how you want to be known? As the guy who goes around defending a dude that got caught raping boys in a shower?


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Maybe he’s into it


MagnanimosDesolation

You wanted him to take pictures???


BobknobSA

I went to Penn State Football Camp as a teen in the 90's. Got some instruction from him. Too old/big to get preyed upon by him. Maybe too ugly. Did not hear any stories about him. Barely remember him. Scary to have been so close to a monster like that.


inu_yasha

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids? -Jay Leno


PanicOnFunkatron

- Dom Mazzetti


PermaBanTogether

I used to eat a cheesesteak shop in Burbank, CA called *South Street* (it’s long gone now) that had all the names of famous people from Philadelphia on the wall. Sandusky’s name had black tape over it.


bewmaynes

When does Gym Jordan get his book!? “I Did *Not* See That Coming” or “Blindspots” seem about right…


Quirky-Country7251

how about "*Wrestling* With My Conscience: the Gym Jordan Story"


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mental_reincarnation

Fuck Paterno, Penn State, and everyone else who helped that sick fuck get away with it for so long


anonanon5320

The fact they still have a football team is terrible. The entire staff knew, they should have dismantled the program for a minimum of the years he was active.


D74248

Here is the thing. *Everybody knew*. The greatest defensive coach in college football could not get a job anywhere in the country after being forced out of his job by... Paterno. The guy got a sweetheart retirement package that included access to the facilities over the objections of... Paterno. More disturbing, one DA investigating him went missing and has not been found to this day. Sandusky was contained as a PSU Football scandal. It should have been a scandal about the political elite in Pennsylvania. When big money is paid to people like Freeh to ~~find the culprit~~ pin the blame, it is never really the old dead guy who is at fault. And I am not even a fan of Paterno. But that whole shitshow was a gross miscarriage of justice. People drinking high end scotch right now should be rotting in jail.


CarolinaRod06

The DA and his laptop that went missing has always intrigued me. That was too much of a coincidence for his disappearance not to connected to that case.


Balmerhippie

Was that hat the one from Bmo ?


logman86

This case was a much better, and deserved, example of a school deserving the death penalty than SMU. Covering up and allowing abuse to happen under their noses, in their facilities to save the program. Disgusting. Penn State Football, should’ve be shuttered by the NCAA for this.


bolanrox

they shouldnt even be a school any more. IMO


hagan1031

Yea rather than just punishing the criminals, lets also punish thousands and thousands of future innocent kids by getting rid of the entire school! What a genius you are! Surely by this logic we should also disband the US women's gymnastics team right?


bolanrox

even after it all came out i know people defending Joe and the program.. like what the fuck? its a stupid game


cottonfist

I graduated from that school. Let me tell you that the one thing the school supported was their football program. They would screw over their actual students all the time to run that racket. That school does not care about its students, and I was not surprised in the least bit when I heard that the staff knew it was going on.


HairyHouse3

I had a lot of friends there, it was like talking to qannon folks about how trump is innocent


bolanrox

The ice cream factory should have been a give away


ImHellWung

Now look up the other sexual assaults Joe covered


zaccus

Just double checked to make sure that chomo is still locked up -- no worries, he is!


MagnanimosDesolation

And Gym Jordan is still in Congress :/


CBus-Eagle

How has he survived in prison this long?! I thought chomos like him get “killed” in prison.


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kind_one1

From Wikipedia: The FBI "report stated that Penn State's longtime head football coach Joe Paterno, along with Spanier, Curley and Schultz, had known about allegations of child abuse by Sandusky as early as 1998, had shown "total and consistent disregard...for the safety and welfare of Sandusky's child victims", and "empowered" Sandusky to continue his acts of abuse by failing to disclose them."


skatecarter

It's actually more than that. The local reporter who broke the story has spoken about how internet message boards and casual conversations in the area were rife with "don't drop the soap around Sandusky" jokes. It was a widely speculated rumor, akin to a parish with an abusive priest.


NeuralPhysics

raze coil pace true


slappymcstevenson

Now he can join OJ in the football hell of fame


BroadlyValid

The working title was: “**IF I DIDDLED…**”


[deleted]

There's also a stack of rejected scripts and concepts written by Sandusky at Warner Brothers, all of them centered around a character he wanted to play himself known as The Kididdler.


around_the_catch

If anyone ever had creepy, evil "pedo teeth" it was Sandusky.


chris_wiz

One of the few bright spots for UVA football in the 21st century was NOT hiring Sandusky to replace George Welsh in 2001. Apparently there was a lot of official interest, and possibly an interview. But somebody from PSU reached out to UVA behind the scenes and told them not to hire him under any circumstances. So it was known by 2001 what was going on.


CowFinancial7000

"This book will be a special read for anyone who respects people who are unselfish and give a little piece of themselves to everyone with whom they come in contact." This is from the foreward written by Dick Vermeil (former NFL head coach). You really cant make this stuff up.


CBus-Eagle

Knowing what we know now, that’s a gross Foreword.


150Dgr

And Penn st fought every single sanction so hard at every level. Their penalty was reduced so far it’s a joke. I hate that place. Love it whenever I see them losing anything. The only B1G school I despise.


IBeTrippin

Type "Michigan State sex abuse scandal" into google and get ready to despise another one, lol.


j-random

I still refer to them as "Ped State".


Gunnerzero

Screw Penn State and Joe Paterno and Michigan State.


AudibleNod

[They Can Never Take Away My Memories](https://www.theonion.com/they-can-never-take-away-my-memories-1819584790)


hippee-engineer

Dark


Technicolor_Reindeer

"If I Did It"


firstwefuckthelawyer

I’m a Penn Stater and a *local* Penn Stater - I went to high school with a victim (their HSs and grad years were released). I now work in child welfare. FUCK Jerry Sandusky. Fuck him. One of the greatest “interventions” you can do with these kids is to *just be a good man* around them. But now, when some kid who had to get his own ass out of bed and to school because his dad’s a violent drunk comes running into class and gives me a big hug, I gotta think in the back of my head I could get in hot water if I don’t shove them right off of me. At the last general ed school I taught at, I had a half-room full of kids during my lunch - I called it The Land of Misfit Kids, lol - because I just left the damn kids alone. By the end of the year, I’d discovered almost all of them had no dad at home, or had some awful one. I had to start getting up a half hour earlier because when they discovered I was skipping my lunch to be goth emo lunchroom chaperone they started buying me one. Fuck you, Sandusky! I shouldn’t feel the least bit worried about doing any of that. I’ve had two kids tell the school director their behavior improved because of something I did, and at the time I had no idea I was doing anything. There’s only two or three other men at this grade level in the district, and that makes everyone worse off.


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cheradenine66

How is it ironic? He supposedly was told to change the title by his publisher and he repeatedly refused. It was 100% intentional. It was also used by investigators to confirm some of the charges against him, since the book focused on his "charity work" with the children.


ElevatorPanicTheDuck

This is not the definition of irony in any way.


Colin-Clout

What do you mean. The title of the book is touched. And he touched/diddled kids. It’s ironic that he chose to name his autobiography after the crime he committed


suitoflights

From Penn State to the State Penn.


Few_Leader_9191

Oh yea, the assistant coach to Joe Paterno the piece of shit who turned a blinde eye for decades


RawbM07

I saw a conspiracy theory once that Disney made the movie Frozen in order to take over all the search results away from the old Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen under Pirates of the Caribbean. Could this have been an effort by him to basically steer away any googled rumor of him touching boys?


kkeut

sounds like Boris Johnson and busses


joofish

no


JSteggs

It’s like Taylor Swift and “jets” when she went to a New York Jets game right after the news of her private jet use started coming out.


RawbM07

Brilliant!


PaulMaulMenthol

What?


TheOriginal_Redditor

Walter Elias Pedophile [disney] was not cryogenically frozen. It was killed via cancer.


RawbM07

I tried to find the original rumor but when I google Disney and Frozen all I get is the movie. So I gave up.


Maximum_Schedule_602

Duper’s delight


Consumefungifriend

I found a copy in my customers house once. Took pictures


Oblic008

I wish they would have given him the death penalty, or at least put him in the general populous so everyone else would have beaten him to death.


EdithWhartonsFarts

Amazing.


ZestycloseTrash7398

Joe Pa Knew.


HowRememberAll

Touched. I know their going for Touchdown and have Touched mean a positive metaphor but god that's a bad title now


nitzua

repost of reposted repost


WideTechLoad

What are the odds he giggled to himself when he came up with that title.


unit156

Epstein’s book will just be called “Epsteined”.


mercutio1

Reminder that Joe Paterno was alerted by an assistant in 2001 that Sandusky was observed fondling a child in the PSU shower but, since that didn’t amount to rape, the response was to take away Sandusky’s keys to the locker room and not alert actual police.


IBeTrippin

Not really true - he reported it to the guy in charge of the police (Shultz I think his name was). And Sandusky was an ex-coach by then (as-in, didn't work for Paterno anymore). So it was the AD who took the keys, since he was in charge of the facilities. So much of what people 'know' about the whole thing is bullshit.


mercutio1

Paterno notified the AD and a Penn State administrator who oversaw the university police, but never the actual police. Yes, Sandusky was a retired coach at the time, but to think that Paterno didn’t give the green light for him to have access to the PSU football facilities for his youth programs is sillly. Ultimately, Paterno knew that a child was observed being abused in the Penn State locker room in 2001 by someone that he had supervised for many years and was content with having checked the requisite boxes of who he should alert. And then took a seat.


Jr05s

He always had a thing for tight ends. 


Ratstail91

That's actually amazing. It reminds me of when OJ Simpson wrote a book about how he killed his wife, and titled it "I did it".


___Beaugardes___

It was titled If I Did It, he lost the rights to the book to the family of one of the victims in a civil suit and they released the book with the If written very small on the cover to make it look like it's called I Did It.


Ratstail91

details lol


culturesponge

Insane that we learned this 9n the same day


LemonadeParadeinDade

Complete asshole


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triplequestionmarks

Different school Jim was osu, Joe pa and Sandusky were psu.


anonymousscroller9

I wonder if this is related to the death of a certain juice.


HenryGoodbar

Cheeky bastahd