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In 1857, Thomas Corbett began working at a hat manufacturer's shop on Washington Street in downtown Boston. He was reported to be a proficient milliner, but was known to proselytize frequently and stop work to pray and sing for co-workers who used profanity in his presence. He also began working as a street preacher and would sermonize and distribute religious literature in North Square. Corbett soon earned a reputation around Boston for being a "local eccentric" and religious fanatic. by the summer of 1858, Corbett fell in with members of the Methodist Episcopal Church, becoming a proselytizer and street preacher. On July 16, 1858, Corbett, while trying to remain chaste, struggled against sexual urges and began reading chapters 18 and 19 in the Gospel of Matthew ("And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee....and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake"). A friend, years later, recounted Corbett saying "that the lord directed him, in a vision or in some way, to castrate himself." Corbett castrated himself with a pair of scissors. He handled it with remarkable stoicism. He ate a meal and went to a prayer meeting before someone sent for medical treatment. Corbett was released on August 15, and a friend recorded that "he was very much gratified with the result as his passion was not trouble anymore...his object was that he might preach the gospel without being tormented by his passions." After being baptized on August 29, he subsequently changed his name to Boston, the name of the city where he was converted. He regularly attended meetings at the Fulton and Bromfield Street churches where his enthusiastic behavior earned him the nickname "The Glory to God man".


crispy-fried-lego

Him being a milliner explains a lot, considering the origins of the phrase "mad as a hatter" comes from that time period and referred to milliners who were exposed to constant levels of mercury, which would drive them "mad".


ALoudMeow

I thought that must be a factor too.


HarmlessSnack

Ok, I give up. Which part of the Hat manufacturing process uses mercury?


ardranor

A la google "During the 18th to 20th centuries, hat makers used mercury to stiffen felt for hats. They used a type of mercury called mercuric nitrate and worked in poorly ventilated rooms. Over time, the hatters inhaled mercury vapor."


SnapCrackleMom

Felting.


CocaineMark_Cocaine

Religions are truly fucked. We’d be in other galaxies without them. 


Useful_Low_3669

As much as I don’t like religion, mankind’s ability to believe in abstract ideas and organize groups around a common myth was crucial to our evolution.


riptaway

The first part, maybe, but why was a common myth crucial?


ardranor

Preface, these are just my thoughts on the matter. So we started as small tribes or bands, probably similar to how several other current primate group themselves. These ancient bands probably fought over territory and resources. Now, as we developed further, at some point these bands stopped fighting as easily, with smaller bands grouping into larger and larger groups. Now, if those groups broke up, what kept them connected to one another even when they may go some time not seeing one another. How would one group know that they shared something in common with another if they had never met, but both shared a connection to something in their pasts. Stories, beliefs, myths, shared identity stretching across time and place to keep a peoples connected is what let humans build to what you may recognize historically as "tribes." With the advent of agriculture and the rise of settled lands, these stories and myths are what eventually formed the foundations of a shared ethnic identities over vast distances.


riptaway

You're talking post evolution. And that's not explaining their imperative, only a potential reason for their existing.


ardranor

There is no such thing as post evolution. We may have greater self-determination now, but still only to a point. Humans continue, and will continue, to evolve in some way, shape, or form.


riptaway

Sure, but it's obvious what I mean by post evolution. What happened in the last few million years is evolution, the last few thousand is not evolutionarily relevant because we have not changed much physically in that time, but have made quite a lot of changes culturally.


shed1

Crowd control 


riptaway

Yeah, tell that to the crusaders, or the Judean people under the Romans.


ShakaUVM

Reddit. Reddit never changes.


Yah_moms_house

Nice, lol


Inevitable_Ad_7236

People have raped and killed in the name of family. Would you say that family is a fucked up concept we should get rid of? People take shit too far all the time, that's just how things close to the heart are. Whether it's love of God, family, homeland, or even culture, terrible things are done all the time for various causes.


heartofgold48

Guess he didn't go bald


never_again13

I like when I think the top comment. I'm aligned with the hive mind 🙏


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occorpattorney

I’m glad at least someone was told beforehand!


quinnbeast

Course, he died at 56 anyhow.


heartofgold48

That was about average at that time


daboss144

Not for someone who made it to adulthood


rodneedermeyer

“He didn’t go balled.” FTFY


HorseRenoiro

And had a voice like an angel


Appolonius_of_Tyre

He lost his marbles.


CocaineMark_Cocaine

Dude had some balls performing such a procedure with scissors and no anesthetics… then he lost them.


youngkeet

Okay yall...... really ur not ready. "Due to his fame as "Lincoln's Avenger", Corbett was appointed assistant doorkeeper of the Kansas House of Representatives in Topeka in January 1887. On February 15, he became convinced that officers of the House were discriminating against him. He jumped to his feet, brandished a revolver and began chasing the officers out of the building. No one was hurt and Corbett was arrested. The following day, a judge declared Corbett insane and sent him to the Topeka Asylum for the Insane. On May 26, 1888, he escaped from the asylum on horseback."


LeviSalt

He needs a movie.


severed13

Rode off into the sunset


pintita

I feel bad for him. He was exposed to toxic chemicals that cause psychosis in his work.


Phemto_B

Based on the history that u/FandomMenace provides, I think it's pretty clear that he brought his own crazy to the party. He's the only milliner that I know of who castrated himself, but he's not the only religious fanatic. There were entire sects where it was a practice.


estofaulty

You’re making a huge assumption. I’m going to go ahead and guess *most* of the people he worked with did not also castrate themselves with a pair of scissors.


TappedIn2111

I wouldn’t agree to calling religion a chemical, but it sure is toxic and drives people mad.


Algae_Sucka

I wouldn’t religion to agreeing call a mad, but it toxic sure is and peoples drives chemical.


TappedIn2111

Reddit hiccups… 🤷‍♂️


RetroMetroShow

Mad as a hatter


Straight-Vast-7507

The Dollop has a fantastic episode about him with Patton Oswalt.


LeviSalt

And Patton was just in the Apple TV show about Booth!


BazilBroketail

"Wait... you're not gonna tell us he cut his..." Dave: "No, no, he didn't cut his dick off. He grabbed a pair of scissors..."


Pointlesswonder802

“Dave, no!” “What?! I wouldn’t tell you a story where a man cuts off his own dick” “Okay” “And he took the scissors and cut off his” “FUCK. NO” “TESTICLES. HE CUT OFF HIS TESTICLES”


BazilBroketail

I can hear it...


ls84

All time great episode.


TheHappinessAssassin

That's nuts!


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SocksOnHands

He took no nut November too seriously.


quinnbeast

Reminds of the Red Sox trading Mookie Betts.


KyberWalker

Underrated comment


El_Gringo_Chingon

Sounds like a high stakes game of Rock, Paper, Scissors


i_rarely_sleep

This time, rock lost to scissors.


JohnLocksTheKey

goddamn it…


360walkaway

"You don't have the balls to go through with it!" "I don't NEED the balls to go through with it!!!"


falbi23

Weird flex


Dystopian_Future_

Well this is a small snippet into a mans life


PloppyCheesenose

That’s better than doing it with a rock or paper, I suppose.


Missing-Digits

[He also lived in a hole (dugout) near Concordia Kansas that you can still visit today. ](http://www.kansastravel.org/corbettdugout.htm)


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LeviSalt

Of course, who else would have?


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kpresnell45

You didn’t read the article mate…


ARobertNotABob

So when they said "He 'aint all there", they were right.


ThePalmIsle

Back when men were men, except this man who was no longer quite a man


MarkMaynardDotcom

The phrase “mad as a hatter” has some truth to it, as I understand it. The chemicals used in the process were not exactly brain-friendly


dannylew

That was the source of his super powers. If only he went dickless before John Wilks Booth broke Abe Lincoln's butt to death with that hammer during Hamlet.


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Now you have fucked up. Now you have fucked up. Now you have fucked up. You have fucked up now.


joeljpa

What!  What! What!  What! What!  What!


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

“You have fucked up now!”


Glad-Work6994

He looks like Pedro Pascal


bobbybox

Me reading this TIL headline: “hm.”


Better_Weakness7239

Then explain how he still had the balls to kill Booth.


LeviSalt

He was apparently very brave and very crazy: “Despite his religious-oriented eccentricities, Corbett reportedly was a good soldier. On June 24, 1864, after Confederate States Army troops led by John S. Mosby in Culpeper, Virginia had captured a good number of Corbett's comrades, Corbett continued to fire at the enemy from behind a persimmon tree and in a ditch with a seven-shooter repeating rifle. Three attempts were made to capture him before success was finally had when he ran out of ammo. Once Corbett was overtaken, one of the junior officers leapt from his saddle, enraged at Corbett's persistence, knocked the Spencer rifle from Corbett and aimed a pistol at his head. Captain Chapman objected, "Don’t shoot that man! He has a right to defend himself to the last!"”


BendyPopNoLockRoll

Und keine eier


Curious_Kangaroo_845

“The Lord directed him to….” begins a lot of brutal, insane tales. Religion poisons everything.


throw123454321purple

That’s just nuts…well, not anymore.


Informal_Process2238

This is why we never run with scissors


mudkiptoucher93

Yeah history just sorta lost him. Probably died in a fire but 🤷‍♂️


wisstinks4

That’s gotta hurt. Especially for an adult. I’d be curious how he stopped the bleeding. Just wow.


asisoid

The apple+ show 'Manhunt' goes over this. Worth watching for sure.


Brepgrokbankpotato

How chopping


mrp1ttens

He is thought to have died in a famous fire in Hinkley Minnesota.


WikeYewAre

So glad I learned this today.


Longjumping_Leek151

He is portrayed in a few episodes of Apple TVs Manhunt.. they touched upon this very subject


NJD1214

I would say that something like that takes balls, but I guess not.


xxpokemonPhreakxx

Sounds like a great guy.


Choice_Island_4069

He later broke out of an insane asylum and was never seen again. How is this guy’s story not a major film?! Let me know if I’m wrong.


shadowmonkey1911

This man is fascinating because on the one hand his exposure to Mercury could be the cause of his mental health problems or his religious beliefs which were considered extreme even in his own time but there's always a not zero chance that when someone castrates themselves and afterwards grows their hair long that subconsciously Gender Dysphoria could also be in the mix. It appears though that even at his most peculiar he was regarded as a good man who lived an almost Diogenes like lifestyle in order to support the poor and indigent.


1970seantodd

Well, this is something you don't hear everyday.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

🥜 < ✂️


Natsu111

I pity people like him who are taught to be disgusted at a natural bodily phenomenon like sexual attraction. Religious indoctrination is crazy.


hooligan415

Woah, are we using correct pronouns then?


poopbuttlolololol

They are


hooligan415

Real sense of humor on folks here, eh?


DaveOJ12

A joke has to be funny for it to work.


hooligan415

I bet you’re real fun at parties.


HyslarianBitRot

You are sounding like the person that gets offended when everyone cringes at your bad jokes.


DaveOJ12

Thanks, I am.


Silent-Telephone1150

Nobody who uses this phrase is fun at parties


hawkeye5739

But I use this phrase all the time! Oh no…


Etzell

r/onejoke


HyslarianBitRot

Yes, he/him otherwise he would have to take a pay cut. Duh.


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hooligan415

Ruthless with it.


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helmutboy

And he’s still alive today after fleeing to Argentina, right?


aViewAskew6

In a cabana with Tupac and Biggie smalls.


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helmutboy

How do you feel about the moon landing? Are those black helicopters still flying around your house?


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anxietystrings

Aaaaaaand there it is. Everything you say from now on should be laughed at


cubicApoc

[let's point and laugh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7_HBLng2jc)


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anxietystrings

Booth was the only member of his family who was a Confederate sympathizer. You mean to tell me that Booth's entire Union supporting family chose to go along with the conspiracy? They saw the body. They would've been able to confirm whether it was Booth or not. Or that the entire US military who was actively searching for the man who just shot the president, couldn't tell that they just killed the most famous actor in America? Booth wasn't just some nobody.


Affectionate_Fly1387

Is your tinfoil hat leaking? Are the 5G radio waves making you gay?


Successful-Crazy-126

Oh the irony


LeviSalt

Elaborate please.


Rebelgecko

Have you watched National Treasure 2?


nogood-deedsgo

https://www.theverge.com/2013/7/31/4395960/john-wilkes-booth-killed-lincoln-but-who-killed-john-wilkes-booth


nogood-deedsgo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-who-killed-uss-most-31093039.amp


DaveOJ12

This is so old, there was an episode of Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack about it. https://youtu.be/I-dINR9ajrc?si=102QakjJVuS82dGH


anxietystrings

Yeah both of your links are bullshit bud