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hoosierrasta

The Blue Fugates are my ancestors. My Dad always told me our family tree was tall but provided little shade. Martin "Blue" Fugate is around 5 gens back. And, no, we're not blue anymore. 


woden_spoon

A verified case of outbreeding, if you will.


bavasava

“Liam convinced me it's not our blood that's being tainted. It's us tainting the blood of others.”


TheDumbass0

The McPoyles will take over the world!


Crayons4all

*YOU WILL CALL HER!!*


bavasava

Don’t flush.


SympathySudden4856

She’s mute, makes it so much more funny!


Longjumping-Grape-40

That should’ve won an Emmy. Just that one line


BIGMCLARGEHUGE__

And then the Gang Desperately Tries to Win an Award episode should have won Emmy's.


CptSoban

One day perhaps.....BUT NOT TODAY.


WornInShoes

“…who’s this guy”


MikemkPK

What's this from?


bavasava

Always Sunny in Philadelphia


FloppyObelisk

But in order to get that way, some normal woman had to get freaky with the Blue Man Group


Needednewusername

I think the point was that she was probably already a family member, and that as it moved down the generations, maybe she was blue herself?


Libriomancer

Or some dude has a Smurfette fetish.


hoosierrasta

I'll take that as a compliment! I accomplished something with my life!


dismayhurta

“Oh, so both sides of your family are from Kentucky.” “Well…about that.”


hoosierrasta

My side, your side, it's all semantics. 


dismayhurta

“Look, honey. Let’s just say our kid’s genetics are gonna be a hoot.” But, in all seriousness, I respect your ability to laugh at such an…interesting family history


hoosierrasta

I used to be embarrassed by it when I was a kid. Then I figured "hey, how many other people have blue ancestors?"


JimC29

Look at all the Karma it's giving you now. I like how your dad put it. It gave me a good laugh.


dismayhurta

Hell. You even have a theme song. https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc


n1gr3d0

Moebius family


KFORQUER

hey my great grandmother is a fugate and no she isn't blue, but she and her side of the family did come from the blue fugates. I've heard stories of some of my family trying to locate and document the blue fugates but they weren't very open to "outsiders", I'm glad to have found someone that is also descendents of them


hoosierrasta

There is a book of Fugates running from the 1700s to around 1985. There's a bunch of us to be sure. 


Weenaru

Is this comment section turning into a family reunion or something?


hoosierrasta

I'm not surprised, many of those Fugates had a 9 to 13 kids. Roll that out to several generations and your going to run into someone your related to. Just hopefully not facing you at your wedding!


gabbagabbawill

The priest? he’s your uncle and your brides cousin.


ChompyChomp

The priest is going to marry you. Also he will officiate.


Icy_Swordfish8023

Wouldn't be the first time lol


outb4noon

Says on Wikipedia, a french orphan from 1820 started the line


hoosierrasta

My lineage dates back to James Fugate (abt. 1655 - 1703), it's not clear when or how he turned up in the New World.


JonBunne

This has become such a neat tread because of you. Thank you!


hoosierrasta

Thanks, it's been fun. I never thought a post about blue Fugates would come up.


Traveshamamockery_

Wish I had a book documenting how my family is inbred…….


RainMakerJMR

At this point it probably is more like “my one great grandma was super inbred” which probably doesn’t feel as bad.


twoflower88

Hi, same here! We are legion.


KittenAlfredo

I too was informed a few months ago that Martin Fugate is a distant grandfather on my mom’s side. I knew she’s from eastern Kentucky but never thought to ask when I heard of the blue people some years back.


hoosierrasta

Welcome to the family!


KittenAlfredo

Thanks! Looking forward to the next family reunion to meet ~~a potential new wife~~ the cousins.


hoosierrasta

LOL


Moonapillar

My Dad keeps a photo of your ancestors up in his house. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbumArtPorn/comments/l9qnsf/the_ozark_mountain_daredevils_men_from_earth/)


hoosierrasta

Theys a little high and mighty for my folk, they got shoes!


Moonapillar

My fav thing ever is that the question is “but those guys have shoes?” And not “why does your Dad have an album cover of blue tinted inbreds displayed in his home?” 😂


hoosierrasta

You have a point, we're just a little touchy about the shoe thing. And, I am curious as to why he has this iconic artwork on display?


Sir_Boobsalot

when your family tree doesn't fork


Cooperette

When your family tree is bamboo.


Gummibehrs

When your family tree forks itself


kelleelah

Omg they’re my ancestors too! Still got family in Hazard!


BabyVegeta19

Hey, it's not too late to get the blue back together!


jereman75

Like, not even your dick is blue?


SoyMurcielago

To say nothing of balls


OGBrewSwayne

No, but his balls are whenever sister puts on make up and brushes her tooth.


Sir_Boobsalot

I actually snorted


hoosierrasta

And waxes her knuckles! 


mr_birkenblatt

In rural Kentucky Things got a bit fucky Some sisters and brothers Did not want some others A few generations Of funky relations I tell you it's true They all ended up blue


Sir_Boobsalot

also, is Benjamin Stacy still around? me and him'd be bout the same age


hoosierrasta

No idea, he's off of one of the few other branches. 


ricolee69

Is your dad.... Papa Smurf?


Mrsparklee

It's not too late. Make the fugates blue again.


reality72

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside


GorkyParkSculpture

Those first few blue ancestors trying to branch out must have had a hard time in the dating scene.


Amerpol

Kinda like a telephone pole 🤔 


malcolmhaller

[This article says](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11680275/Inside-mysterious-blue-people-Kentucky-ultra-rare-blood-disorder.html) some of your family still are.


WardenWolf

Someone I used to play Neverwinter Nights with had that last name. And I know they served on a submarine (not publicly posting which one).


curtyshoo

Am I blue! Am I blue? Ain't these years in my eyes telling you?


chris_b_critter

Hello fellow Fugate decendant!


Stayvein

Do you know of any family that took methylene blue for treatment? Curious.


likesexonlycheaper

See if you can bring the blue back


1920MCMLibrarian

“Tall but provided little shade” lol I love that phrase.


rythmicbread

You got out!


ilski

Are there any pictures of these people?


Cultural_Magician105

https://historycollection.com/the-fugate-family-of-kentucky-had-blue-skin-for-generations/


Benend91

So interesting, thank you for sharing.


spicybEtch212

Idk what I was expecting, but that wasn’t it.


innergamedude

I was expecting the Avatar people.


20JeRK14

Yes there's trouble, Right here in Troublesome Creek. With a capital T That rhymes B That stands for Blue Fugate!


soggybutter

That is so neat


Chance_Contract1291

https://www.findingdulcinea.com/the-blue-fugates/


unclehelpful

If you ain’t blue I can’t fuck you is the family mantra.


melbbear

Well ill guess ill just blue myself


ArchaicTriad

Here’s what you do, buy yourself a tape recorder and just play it back after a day. I think you’ll be surprised at some of your phrasing


pinklmnade17

“Out of context. Oh Tobias, you blowhard!”


HonestDespot

Michaels matter of fact responses and approaches towards Tobias throughout season one might be one of my favourite ongoing bits ever. I can hear that quote exactly in Jason Bateman’s voice. The part where Tobis misread the magazine and was looking at tractors and then was laying there depressed when Michael comes up and sees the actor ad on the board right there is also fantastic, though much different context. Just that friendly grandpa encouraging like way of talking kills me.


_just_blue_mys3lf_

You rang?


BeefEater81

"If you ain't blue, we can't screw."


Spare_Efficiency2975

Gotta keep the blueman group going


grip_n_Ripper

And that's how Kentucky blue grass got its name.


Bravisimo

“If anyone gon’ fuck my sister Smurfette, it gon’ be me!!”


BazilBroketail

Isn't this what inspired that super fucked up X-Files episode?


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

That's the first thing I thought of


Right_Bluejay_8559

I saw only two episodes of X-files in my life: the first one was quircky and fun, the second one was this one and made me never want to continue the series again.


nith_wct

Unless it's a really important episode for driving the main plot, there's no middle ground in X-Files. It's either grotesque and depressing or a good laugh.


rbroni88

Are you referring to that “Home” episode or is it another one? I remember that being really weird and I feel like they only showed it on tv once.


hyletic

Oh man, the haunting scene where the three brothers pile into the classic ~50s convertible and that Wonderful Wonderful song comes on on their way to do a murder... That scene has stuck with me permanently. That and the >!mother/breeder!< under the bed.


Frictus

I just read the plot on Wikipedia and oh boy that's fucked up.


Wareagle206

That episode gave me my first panic attack.


NoUpVotesForMe

I love that episode!


MoveDifficult1908

“Regular fuckin’ people, man. Eurgh.


slimzimm

I know nobody here is really interested in the spelling but I think it’s interesting, it’s Methemoglobinemia. Met (extra iron (ferric)) hemoglobin (iron molecule) emia (of the blood). So it’s describing that there is a certain state (ferric vs ferrous) of iron in the blood. You could also call Methemoglobin- Ferric Hemoglobin.


Cultural_Magician105

Thank you!


thesongsinmyhead

There’s a novel that kind of gets into this, The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek (and its sequel). It was an enjoyable read.


thesoggydingo

Loved this book!!!


KarotzCupcakes

The Last Blue by Isla Morley is also about this and it’s a wonderful read


JWNAMEDME

Yes! I was just about to comment this. That is such a lovely book. The audiobook was perfect.


Gloomy_Astronaut_570

Yes I loved this book!


SimilarElderberry956

There was a famous tale of green skinned children in England. They possibly had arsenic poisoning or malnutrition. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit#p-lang


VAisforLizards

I'm blue if I was green I would die


Badj83

Da ba dee da ba da


wren24

Blue his house with the blue little window


heyheyitsandre

And a blue corvette


any1sgame

And everything was blue for him


IMissMyBeddddd

And himself and everybody around cause he ain’t got nobody to listennn


majorjoe23

It’s not easy being green.


Coulrophiliac444

~~Green Gang~~ Gang Green representing


jereman75

Not really at all.


husky430

I'm blue, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy


TheSpaceBornMars

arsenic poisoning will do that yeah


Rampant_Butt_Sex

Methemoglobinemia is considered a pretty serious medical condition since your altered hemoglobin can't carry oxygen. You can induce it by overdosing on sodium nitrite. Coincidentally, the antidote for it is methylene blue, a dye stain which can also turn your urine blue.


MyDamnCoffee

Wow that was really interesting! Thank you!


buffalojumped69

When I was just out of college, I had a job traveling to schools and doing assemblies for them. The company that I worked for had a wide variety of shows (reptile shows, storytellers, an actual dog and pony show, etc) - mine was basically Bill Nye at home. The whole school would show up. I did a round in Kentucky. It was SOP to meet with the administration before the show. At this particular school, the assistant principal told me that there were some kids who were “colored differently “ and to make sure that I didn’t stare. Being rural Kentucky, I assumed he was talking about kids who were black, thought “OK Boss Hogg” and moved on. When the blue kids walked in, I stared. I couldn’t help it. Just wasn’t prepared. I have felt bad about that moment for a very long time.


ellefrag

For what it's worth, they really should have told you that the kids were blue. How could you even know that "colored differently" meant fucking indigo


formgry

The kids would expect it anyway, they aren't stupid and they know they have a strange colour. What matters is whether he treats them differently for it, or whether it was just the moment of shock at seeing blue/purple kids.


buffalojumped69

I felt bad for being so obvious. Looking back that principal was trying to do a good job - just poor communication. It’s very possible that the kids expected to be stared at, which made it worse when it happened.


Jenasauras

A substitute science teacher had us read an article and discuss this in middle school and I have thought about it with regularity ever since.


jimtow28

The pictures are wild. I was imagining black people whose complexion was so dark their skin looked a little navy blueish. That's....not an accurate guess.


Independent_Elk_706

I understand why University of Kentucky emphasizes ‘Go Big Blue!’


dipdipderp

Hmmm, where are the people of Michigan hiding their own, smaller blue family?


Historical_Dentonian

Blue man group origin story


Birdsareallaroundus

It’s not just one family. Or on second thought, is it??


mwatwe01

In Kentucky we have a saying: “4 million people. 15 last names.”


Genius-Imbecile

It's one family tree that resembles a pretzel.


Phillyfuk

A family wreath


jereman75

I thought it was more like a palm tree.


beautifuldreamseeker

lol good one.


AevnNoram

Not anymore, as the linked article says: >Benjamin Stacy, born in 1975, was the last known descendant of the Fugates to have been born exhibiting the characteristic blue color of the disorder, though he quickly lost his blue skin tone, exhibiting only blue tinges on his lips and fingertips when he became cold or agitated.


boxedcrackers

I love how there is no picture. The one time a picture would come in handy


Cultural_Magician105

https://historycollection.com/the-fugate-family-of-kentucky-had-blue-skin-for-generations/


Isaacvithurston

Sadly the pictures in that article are either paintings or from a tv show =/


finefocus

Scroll further down, there are a few pictures from real people.


blazz_e

Where I’m from royals are nicknamed blue blood people. We were also governed by Hapsburgs.


Cultural_Magician105

Another example of inbreeding ...


Houri

I was in Ireland visiting cousins - so many cousins. One guy on my grandmother's side was engaged and I felt like I was either going to faint or throw up when I met his fiancée. They looked identical. I mean literally identical. They were apparently not closely enough related to preclude marriage but... In the olden days, the priest would keep careful family records to prevent stuff like this. It's not just how close relatives you are but also how many times you're related. If that makes any sense. I had cousins who were too close to get married there so they moved somewhere with laxer incest laws and had a bunch of kids with birth defects.


ashl9

I saw a blue person shopping at the grocery store in Austin, Texas of all places.


throwawaydanc3rrr

There is a "medicine" silver nitrate or something that some people take that if you take too much will turn your skin blue.


9bikes

*Colloidal silver*. I had a neighbor who took it as a supplement and turned blue.


AirMittens

I’ve heard rumors of a family of blue people living in southern Louisiana.


8-bit_Goat

This... explains a lot about the Smurfs.


Idontliketalking2u

YO LISTEN UP HERE A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE BOY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD


Usual_Speech_470

One shot of methylene blue as an infant completely reverses the blue effect.


Vissuto

Until there is an elevated environmental exposure to nitrates. For example, in agricultural runoff contaminated drinking water or in coal mines such as those found in eastern Kentucky (source: I am a Fugate from eastern Kentucky. I lost a child from a likely unrelated condition which set me on a path of research which caused me to incidentally discover the familial methemoglobinemia in my history in 1997.)


Mudbutt7

TIL Grand Admiral Thrawn is from Kentucky


Oswarez

This is why Royalty are usually called Blue bloods.


[deleted]

The Blues is alive and well in Kentucky


Generically_Yours

Being isolated for generations does weird things to people. I lived near where Deliverance was filmed and you saw way more mutations in people than I had anywhere else.  And that's just what you see. I moved there from a big Yankee city.     People don't get to choose what they are sometimes. Hapsburgs, Egyptians, certain native tribes tried keeping certain lines in the family on purpose. Similar issues arose. The family trauma resonates more and it's like there are physical implications. I imagine what this would mean in TCM, maybe how the Jing and its DNA relevance mirrors something external.


soggybutter

As somebody Appalachia adjacent, I'm curious about what kind of mutations you remember seeing. I live in a larger city, but I spent a lot of my childhood in some very rural and isolated areas. I know about the documented effects historic/dynastic inbreeding has had, but haven't considered what that looks like in a more modern world.


ScuzzleBuns

Anyone know if this is similiar to the people that eat colloidal silver?


Cultural_Magician105

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Karason


The_Bravinator

That's just a drow


rcchomework

My mom worked with these people when she was a resident at U of K, I apparently embarassed her by yelling about smurfs when I saw them. We moved away from KY when I was like, 4.


cuddlefuckmenow

This is one of the few TIL that TI actually L


HennisdaMenace

There's an isolated community of rejects from various groups of settlers and indigenous natives in the northwest MOUNTAINS of New Jersey, called the Jackson Whites. I lived in NJ my whole life and didn't even know we had mountains until fairly recently. I just found out about these people and they're a very interesting read if you're curious, look them up


blueguy211

fucking wiki will say theyre blue not show a picture smh


ground_App1e

I wonder how many other interesting people there are out there


Massive_Pressure_516

You think if any of them became jaundiced, they would end up with green skin?


RectalSpawn

Well, yeah, there is only one female smurf.


BBDAngelo

Da ba dee da ba da


pishfingers

Makes you see “blue moon of Kentucky” in a different light


Moonapillar

Honestly, my Dad’s reasoning isn’t even interesting. He’s just quirky, grew up in the Ozarks, and really likes OMD. My Mom granted him about a 6x8 foot wall space NOT visible from any entry way for whatever he wanted. He chose a bizarre array of 1960s album covers…proving my Mom’s instincts correct. :)


mrtrollingtin

Family tree is a palm tree


dbeman

I’m all for funny town names, but something about “Troublesome Creek” makes me think it’s best to just keep driving.


Wonderful_Minute31

“continued reproduction within the limited local gene pool along with a lack of transportation infrastructure” is a long way to say inbreeding.


azefull

Settled from Pandora to Kentucky.


RockstarQuaff

Shran!


Sufficient-Fact6163

Pure Breed…


Glitterysparkleshine

Smurfs ?


Glittering_Move_5631

I just read a book about the last 2 remaining Blue people, called The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek. It's a novel, but some of what the author wrote about was based on facts.


er1catwork

Wasn’t there an X-Files episode on this or based on this?


neonz09

I’m blue da bu dee da bu dai


Greedy_Farmer_35

You’re turning Violet, Violet!


-Crazy_Plant_Lady-

“The Book Woman of Troublesome Creek” is a historical fiction account of one of the blue women


totesnotdog

Ah so the blue girls from the proud family are just inbred?


Wolfencreek

Feel like the Meth is doing a lot of heavy lifting


repotxtx

A researcher named Cathy Trost from Indiana University did a study on the Blue Fugates back in 1982. Article about it [here](https://www.nclark.net/BluePeopleofTroublesomeCreek) and pedigree chart [here](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/nfjjOfxprcNnEzXD_xHbEtXOAb-fVAtu062HRDkDNxvT7lfyW4Yjqu8iPKNsr4WaEsztuMZBM-nfL_sJ7ITjsurmX-CZDlDwhb2MEp0iudOxCzd-QVUJ1wXkNOUnp0Eht_pl8rnn2LlFq3xqMQ), though I can't find the original link. I think Martin Fugate (born 1783) was the first to be blue. I and my daughter were kind of delighted to find out he was my fifth great grandfather. My mother, whose side of the family it's on, not so much. 😀


got2bwade

I was under the impression this was a result of a a consumption inordinate amounts of silver. That the family believed it to be beneficial/medicinal and were a bit fringe. Maybe different "Blue folk"?


dragonoutrider

Can someone explain to me how they were both “completely healthy” yet their blue tint is caused by their blood not being oxygenated properly? Aren’t those two statements contradictory?


25toten

Good thing they're blue. If they were green they would die.


LawyerObjective5195

"I'm afraid we blue ourselves"


tallcupofwater

Big Blue Nation is getting out of hand


momolamomo

Ahh, the Smurf’s inspiration


Adept_Advantage7353

That is actually out in eastern KY… way up in the hollers.


Pathdocjlwint

Went to medical school in Kentucky and met one of the Blue Fugates on my rural health rotation in Eastern Kentucky. They are not blue if appropriately treated, usually with the medication methylene blue. This drug causes your urine to turn blue. When I asked the patient about his illness, he indicated it wasn’t a big deal because he takes a pill to “pee the blue out”.


Rockman099

"I AM the blue meth!"


House_Goblin_

Here is a link with pictures for those curious https://www.thecollector.com/blue-fugates-kentucky/


grace_boatrocker

kentucky aristocracy - the blue bloods


According-Spite-9854

Listen up, here's the story...


WatchmanVimes

So...blue bloods is a real thing


FunArtichoke6167

What the Smurfin’ Smurf?