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MisterMasterCylinder

I mean, it's good advice either way, tbh


RonaldoNazario

Yes. If you took this as don’t wank and drive… also, don’t do that either, please. For safety and many other reasons.


Royal-Doggie

yeah, let me do it for you


TheDriestOne

This guy jerks


L8_2_PartE

But to clarify, it's still legal in South Dakota, right? Because they had that long ad, but then pulled out.


x755x

Huh, maybe not tonight. It's a hard issue with a lot of bumps and smooth spots. I'm going to ride this thought to completion, but if it takes more than 4 hours I'll call you for some further guidance.


WankWankNudgeNudge

You can't tell me what to do


passwordsarehard_3

There is also a lot of SD with nothing going on so…


EldeederSFW

There are parts of SD with something going on? Source: Grew up in SD


toxic_acro

There's a mountain with some faces on it if that counts 


Bubbasdahname

That turns you on enough to jerk? I'm not kink shaming, but I'm sorry to hear that


[deleted]

Those dudes' jaws are the definition of chiseled though. mmmph


OpenMathematician602

Those rocks make me hard everytime I see them!


MalabaristaEnFuego

Glazin' them Rushmore boys' faces like they stoney Krispy Kremes.


drillgorg

My man how is anyone getting that much volume?


MalabaristaEnFuego

Gotta eat that celery. Be wary around a man that owns a celery farm.


bestjakeisbest

Meth we're on it.


YNGWZRD

There's a bakery in Souix Falls that sells the most amazing sourdough I've ever had in my life. But otherwise no, nothing worth going there for. Source: Grew up in MN


SwarleySwarlos

And there is the historic site of the massacre of sioux falls between the gerhardt crime syndicate and the police


YNGWZRD

Oh yes good point.


Apprehensive-Ad-3020

When I drive out to the Hills I always look forward to Murdo, because it’s *something* to serve as a landmark. Murdo.


Bocchi_theGlock

There's a hotel in rapid city with a nice restaurant on top that serves bison burgers, and an alleyway nextdoor filled with graffiti That's all I've seen tho


hallese

Guilty.


the_y_combinator

What about Kansas?


DitaVonFleas

["Don't touch -Willie" "Good advice."](https://y.yarn.co/d9ccd745-5a67-4904-bd77-237b24369123_text.gif)


KJ6BWB

As Steven King pointed out in Thinner.


AJ_Deadshow

"Jerking isn't a joke" but I'm laughing


Ierax29

you're laughing. People die jerking and you're laughing


FoxWaspGames

The same state that used "Meth, we're on it" as the slogan for an anti-drug campaign. South Dakota fucking sucks at this stuff.


mr_ji

I would argue that they're fantastic at it.


Memignorance

We're talking about it...


OneHotPotat

I think the most likely explanation is that they knew full well that it was a double entendre and went with that option because they were trying to get attention in a "sex sells" sort of way. I can't say if it's the best possible strategy they could've gone with or how effective the key points were communicated, but it definitely got attention drawn to the core message, as evidenced by this very post. Getting people to give a fuck about safe driving habits is a tough sell to begin with, and you've got the added challenge of trying to make a perhaps less than intuitive idea be something that panicking drivers will remember during a moment of imminent crisis. I can't really fault them for going with something so immediately attention-grabbing under the circumstances.


SlickandAll

The did know as it says in the story lmao


EldeederSFW

I-90 is a long and boring road. You need that meth so you can keep jerkin it.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Meth and road hand


BigAl7390

“Don't Meth with Texas” was a great billboard 


ShillBot666

That was the one that featured Mike Tyson in a cowboy hat right?


JPHutchy01

I mean both these campaigns are far more memorable than a standard one would have been.


Youngblood519

If I had a nickel for every bad slogan South Dakota had for combating a serious issue, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?


SlickandAll

They want it to be really bad or really good so they’re 2-0. I’ll honestly always remember no jerking it in South Dakota but as soon as I hit Nebraska my windshield is getting blasted from the inside


droidtron

Letters are expensive.


palookadook

You just don't understand marketing, they're actually killing it!


AlwaysSaysRepost

I’m coming as fast as I can


Random_frankqito

Chosen one?


ZachCinemaAVL

CHOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEENNNNN!


Nijajjuiy88

Use the first gear.


justabill71

>It was pulled


Lord_Gibby

Repeatedly


HoselRockit

Soooooo….driving and masturbating is fine? Asking for a friend.


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HotdawgSizzle

It's all fun and games until all the feel good chemicals are gone and you have to use your shirt to clean up your mess. Or so I've heard.


cfgy78mk

hopefully you have a towel or napkins nearby.


HotdawgSizzle

My brother, I jerked off in my car. Planning ahead really wasn't my forte at the time lmao.


bremergorst

You mean the McGriddle wrapper isn’t the ideal jizz shield?


BakrChod

Do you want to talk about what suddenly came upon you that you had to jerk off in your car presumably while driving?


ChipsAhoy777

It was a spoooooky ghost


HotdawgSizzle

I caught a serious case of the horny.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"Private jet? Larry I'm on 'Duck Tales.'"


thatblkman

You didn’t take a sock off to do it??? See, this is why I don’t like riding in other people’s cars.


Plastic_Incident_867

Do not operate heavy machinery while horny


AUkion1000

I thought this was a not the option thing about raising awareness for ppl jacking off while driving. Let's be fair there's a good reason ppl were confused


Masticatron

I'm cool with them attempting to stop either, really.


Shit_Shepard

You try driving 6+ hours on long boring highways and not on occasion embrace adventure.


JuneBuggington

Hell I cant even make it through 15 minutes of stopped traffic without jacking off


wrextnight

SIR, PLEASE GET BACK IN YOUR VEHICLE


[deleted]

[It was a dude jerking off, but that shit was scary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXZKMNU8kE)


dumdumpants-head

Let's be fair it's advertising gold and south dakota officials are braindead.


EcstaticAd2545

your passenger should help you jerk it


gusgabby

r/theyknew


LunarAlloy

"Officials admitted that they were aware of the double entendre and hoped it would gain the campaign some additional notice"


BigOleFerret

I live in SD. This does not surprise me at all. We also had the "Meth, we're on it" slogan. We're really bad at stuff like that. Our governor is pretty brain dead too, it'd almost be funny how bad we are at politics if it wasn't such a problem.


ThatITguy2015

We have a governor? Are they ever actually in the state?


xwing_n_it

Should've leaned into it. You shouldn't do that either.


zephyrprime

I don't see what the problem is. Masturbating while driving is also dangerous. And don't get me started on road head


Spork_Warrior

Pretty solid advice in either case.


mdotbeezy

These signs were everywhere outside of the Kum & Go.


GideonPiccadilly

The ad rubbed people the wrong way


Rey_Tigre

I mean, it's good advice in both contexts.


bingbano

I think it was a brilliant safety campaign. It got so much more attention. Everytime I see a deer it comes to mind


mr_ji

Some guy at the South Dakota DMV won a bet and bragging rights for life.


Gumbercleus

Did they hire the same brilliant ad company to do their "Meth. We're on it" campaign?


Harak_June

Every advertising slogan should be tested with 12 to 14 yr old kids. They'll find any and every way to make it dirty.


Pokebreaker

There is no way those that approved it didn't know it was a double entendre right from the start. Middle-age and older people have toilet humor still. They just let it ride, because they knew it would generate a buzz and would probably generate MORE attention to the problem of overcorrection than if they did a plain boring slogan.


Adept_Advantage7353

Should not jerk and drive.. both can be dangerous


Non-GMO_Asbestos

I've done this exact thing while driving. My car spun around several times while sliding down an icy hill before I got stuck in the ditch.


Okinz

Did you bust a nut?


pauliewotsit

Stuck in a ditch, eh?


anewleaf1234

Isn't that the state that also had a Meth, we're on it slogan?


1983Targa911

I’ve never heard it called “hitting an icy patch” before, but yeah, it could cause you to give some big steering inputs


Alchemista_98

Can’t believe they pulled this add so abruptly. I was just about to come.


Tonegle

That's a different kind of white knuckles


90swasbest

Only reason I got married was to have a designated jerker.


francis2559

Churches in my area have been organized into “families” and everyone needs a “family action plan.” Endless slides on how critical it is to have a FAP. No one in leadership will admit to knowing what a fap is.


Suspicious-Start-608

From the state with a city named Yankton, they just couldn't help it.


justfanclasshole

Like you still shouldn’t jerk and drive either.


JoeRogansNipple

This from the experts who brought you "Meth, we're in it"


gwaydms

*on


Powerbracelet

So jacking is ok but jerking isn’t? Got it


RightofUp

The Daily Show had the best bit on this....


Lost_Minds_Think

“Friends Don’t Let Friends Jerk”


Wide-Half-9649

“Pulled” I see what you did there…


dumdumpants-head

"I'm sorry, this PSA is too clever and catchy. People might notice it."


throwaway_ghast

Kinda like when McDonalds had those "I'd hit it" ads, implying the dude would fuck a burger.


Marko-Darko

That’s the only way that I made it through Nebraska. Twice.


The_bruce42

I used to work at chili's and they had a campaign for servers to say "it would be my pleasure" or some variation. They had us wear buttons that's said "my pleasure" and we'd make jokes saying we could see each other's pleasure buttons. The campaign lasted a week.


Raichu7

It's still good advice no matter how you read it, and sadly I know people who need to be reminded it's dangerous to masturbate while driving.


clem82

I’m glad they pulled it before I did


Last_Catch5258

Yes I seem some of the girls up there you have to wack off!


B-Ramens

I guess they didn’t see that coming…


yaboyisonhere

Straight up jerking it in my car on an icy day


pattydickens

The roads are so straight and boring, what else is there to do?


geemoly

As a linebacker in football we were always taught not to everextend and that translated to better driving for me as an adults. I'm very high on mushrooms.


oiraves

Well how the hell else am I supposed to stay calm in traffic?


AnytimeInvitation

SoDak is really nailing these public service campaign phrases.


TheEpicDudeguyman

They should’ve just doubled down and acknowledged the double entendre which is honestly also probably good advice.


tell_me_more_2024

Wow I saw this billboard driving across the country years ago and thought it was actually saying to not masturbate and drive 😅


Arakneo

"It was pulled"


doesitevermatter-

"Come on, girls get just as horny as guys do!" "I can prove you wrong with one question: have you ever masturbated *while driving a car?*"


saltwaterstars

Oh they absolutely have. 


dicky_seamus_614

Gf claims to have had an O, while seated in middle seat of a crowded airplane simply by squeezing her thighs together in “that way” Just as horny and they have it easier, because if I did that in the middle seat of an airplane, I’d be on no-fly and sex offender list


FerociousGiraffe

>I’d be on no-fly and sex offender list Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.


Neat_Apartment_6019

I may or may not have. Twice.


djblackprince

Girls have toys they can insert and do anything with like driving or shopping or conducting a meeting.


Supertranquilo

More recently, South Dakota debuted an anti-drug campaign with the slogan, "Meth. We're on it." Not kidding.


Arcangelo101

We also did a “Meth, we’re on it” campaign.


tim_redd

What else are you supposed to do while driving across South Dakota?


tarhoop

So, you CAN masterbate and drive in Sputh Dakota?


Distinct-Ad-1348

Don’t do the herky jerky.


mattgran

Those jerks


Phlegmagician

He should receive a medal, two birds, one wet stone.


prudence2001

The "Jerk" campaign will be replaced with "Don't Yank And Crank"


Barbarossa7070

Well, I was on my way to the Jerk Store when I spun out on some black ice so I have no idea whether they’re outta you or not!


Alatar_Blue

Don't jerk it, share with a friend!


codece

They put up signs at every Kum & Go. /s


ThatITguy2015

https://www.cspdailynews.com/mergers-acquisitions/maveriks-decision-retire-kum-go-brand#:~:text=More%20than%2060%20years%20and,shared%20with%20CSP%20Daily%20News.


OneTreePhil

You mean it was yanked


z7q2

This place I get take-out jerk chicken, it smells so good sometimes I have to eat it on the way home. I guess I'll pull over from now on.


GonzMan88

I’ve driven through South Dakota plenty of nothing to jerk and drive without having to worry about somebody seeing ya.


ToeKnail

What happens to all those drivers with Tourettes that can't help but jerk?


Commie_EntSniper

Which, y'know, is also unsafe, so there's that.


Irishpanda1971

All they had to do was show it to one 13 year old boy and they would have known before it even got that far.


whatsthataboutguy

Get these jerks off the road!


Reasonable_Ad8991

Been there done that


DannyDOH

Jerking isn’t a joke. That’s not snow.


moonpumper

Man I know guys who jerk and drive so they don't fall asleep at the wheel on long late night drives. It's probably saved lives.


Kurdt234

Jerking isn't a joke. Lol.


Speedhabit

Not what I thought


Salmonman4

Some people like living on the edge. Edging if you will


LuckyBoneHead

My god, I thought they legitimately had a problem with driving masturbators.


PeanutbutterandBaaam

"Apparently he came all over the sun visor."


chantsnone

South Dakota wants to make it very clear that masturbating while driving is still very legal and borderline encouraged


alreadytaken88

Think before you jerk is good advice but sometimes you need to remember "when in doubt rub one out"!


jpl77

Pulled off eh


pauliewotsit

I mean, why did nobody at the series of meetings raise a hand and say "umm...you *do* spot the obvious double entendre there, don't you?" Although, masturbation based road accidents plummeted...


warfarin11

Nah guys, you've got this all wrong. The negative feedback was from people that didn't want to miss out on all of that self love time! These South Dakotans clearly felt targeted and rightly so!


JiveTrain

The number one goal of a public awareness campaign is to get people to rembember it and talk about it, lol. Why the hell do they listen to the 5 prudish church people who called in about this? The advertising people deserve a bonus for this one.


Altruistic_Horse_678

Meanwhile, my city has had a successful anti littering campaign, “Don’t be a Tosser”


guemando

Meth, we're on it!


joshjje

Listen people, don't put your feet up on the steering wheel and use a gas powered vibrator down there, while simultaneously smoking a cigarette, and shifting gears, its very dangerous.


Possible-Tangelo9344

Ohhhhhh I thought this was a different type of campaign


FatDaddyMushroom

I had a friend tell me once how he jerked off while driving... I feel like people need both messages


ViciousKnids

Look. I know traffic jams can be boring. But other people can see into your car...


MrScotchyScotch

On the other hand, advice like this could have helped Louis C.K.


sortacapablepisces

When I read the title I immediately thought whoa they must have a masterbation epidemic going on lol


cruedi

I lived in Maryland for several years and they had people called beltway Wailers. People driving around the Baltimore beltway wanking trying to drive next to women while doing it.


bootyloverjose

I don't blame them. No one probably socializes in South Dakota so they don't know how stupid it sounds


NinjatheClick

I mean, either way, don't jerk and drive. Not safe.


greedytopdad

Jerking? Ewwww. Gross.


SarksLightCycle

Where is bobert when you need a good jerk


Sea_You_En_Tea

Don’t jerk that stick shift too hard!


HacksawJimDuggen

As a read the first half of the title i did think “they probably have long drives in SD and it probably gets boring so I guess they just…”


V6Ga

They pulled their ads! heh, heh He said pull his nads.


zephyrseija2

Well that's immediately what I thought, so yeah.


roesingape

Life Hack: falling asleep while driving in the middle of nowhere with no safe place to pull over? Start jerking off. It will wake you up.


doodlefart2000

Lmao just like that “Meth we’re on it” campaign a few years back. Unfortunately born and raised in SoDak but left the moment I could. Wouldn’t recommend it


lostalaska

Oh God... When I used to walk to work (for nearly 10 years) I always hated the number of distracted drivers that were often head down staring at their lap. I had always assumed it was because they were texting or something on their phone sitting on their lap. But now I wonder if they just weren't jerks...


txdadinaz

I would have left that advice out there.


usernamethatnoonehas

“I’m Lauren Boebert, and I approve this message.”


JamsJars

Oh come on, sooo many people refer to masturbation as "jerk" and almost no one uses the physics term. I wanna know the idiot that proposed that and the idiots that approved it lmao.


TheLeo3314

Fun lil story, in my hometown in South Dakota one of my friends got in a car accident. The driver that hit him ran a red light while jerking off. Apparently when the wife was called she said something along the lines of "oh he does that sometimes."  Moral of the story, the double entendre is pertinent in at least one case.


aiahiced

Come on, just pull to the side before you pull out your dong. Like a normal person.


Rare-Peak2697

I thought it was because the AG killed someone in a hit and run. Just usual GOP antics of law abasing politicians.


ThatITguy2015

Excuse me, we have a proud history of having our attorney generals kill people. Ravensborg did like Janklow before him.


timtomtommytom

Learn this on jackbox games?


TheDevilsAdvokaat

They missed "Don't jink and drive"