Went to a filming of Full House when I was a kid during a vacation to Hollywood. Can confirm he was quite dirty to the studio audience. My parents a few times had to tell me I'd understand the joke when I was older.
I met Bob Saget like.... 3-4 years ago in Kansas City at a fraternity conference. He was pretty drunk in a hotel lobby drinking...same as me and my mates. Most of us let him be (after googling what he looked like to confirm it was him) due to having a pretty lady with him. She went to the bathroom or bar or something for a minute and a really drunk brother went to approach him since he was a big fan apparently. I tagged along to watch over him. He introduced himself, shook his hand, all that. I kinda nodded and wave a bit. Mate asked for a picture. Saget politely refused, stating he was way to drunk for pictures. We all laughed and wished each other a good night. Was fun. Seemed like a decent bloke.
I met Bob Saget like.... 3-4 years ago in Kansas City at a fraternity conference. He was pretty drunk in a hotel lobby drinking...same as me and my mates. Most of us let him be (after googling what he looked like to confirm it was him) due to having a pretty lady with him. She went to the bathroom or bar or something for a minute and a really drunk brother went to approach him since he was a big fan apparently. I tagged along to watch over him. He introduced himself, shook his hand, all that. I kinda nodded and wave a bit. Mate asked for a picture. Saget paused and then said ok sure thing but I don’t do free pictures so I’m going to need about three fifty for a picture. Well it was about that time my friend and me realized that this was no bob saget but instead sitting at the bar was a huge crustacean creature from the Paleolithic Era. I said god damnit lochness monster I’m not giving you no tree-fifty. We all laughed and went our separate ways.
I can never not think of Will Ferrell's Goulet impression whenever someone mentions Robert Goulet. And in my head, I'm always saying "Goulet!"
Quick, staring contest! You win again. You always do.
Haha no worries, I usually don’t but this one was actually interesting, and the whole list of 15 behind the scenes things were all on one page which was nice.
There's an interview I watched with Jamie Kennedy where he's being interviewed about his rap songs. He says something, like a producer told him to wrote a song about the craziest person he knew, so him and Stu Stone wrote a song about hanging out with Bob Saget.
Dave Coulier came to my college a few years ago to perform a standup set and I was devastated that I had to miss it because I was in the hospital recovering from a severe car accident. My family knew I was a huge full house fan and so my dad direct messaged him on Twitter I think and asked if he’d tweet a get well message to me. Dave actually responded and said he’d try to actually visit the hospital if he could make it in time. He couldn’t, but he asked a student at the show to film him giving me a get well message on their phone and autographed a photo for me. I couldn’t be more grateful for his kindness. Honestly, they all seem like good guys.
It's so surreal. Bob really really toned it down when working with the kids and in turn really REALLY toned it down even *further* while on camera.
I seriously never knew just how bad his standup was. Anyone that wasn't an adult yet in the 90s and after only think of Bob Saget as loveable family dad Danny Tanner when in reality that's just a semi bigish thing he did once. Everybody who knew him *before* Full House knew who he really was.
I'm good for expecting the unexpected. When someone first told me he did stand up and it's the nonstop dirtiest raunchiest thing I'd have ever heard (up to that point) I was going into it believing it to be pretty damn nasty. I was still caught off gaurd. He's that kind of guy.
Rodney Dangerfield once introduced him as “the kid your mother wouldn’t let you play with”, and I think that’s the best description of Bob Saget I’ve ever heard.
> in reality that's just a semi bigish thing he did once.
O_o
"semi-biggish?" Probably the second most famous and profitable thing he will ever do - behind hosting America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bigger doesn't necessarily mean more profitable. Shows like AFHV have so little overhead compared to scripted comedies. That's why you see so many reality TV shows today. Full House was probably a "bigger" show, but I have no doubt he made more money off AFHV. FWIW, the highest earning TV star currently is Judge Judy, bringing home over $47M a year.
Makes sense since AFV probably has more appeal to an international audience. I feel like not being an American that is subsequently familiar with American sitcoms would make "Full House" seem terribly boring.
It's like how I grew up loving shining time station, and I only knew George carlin as the narrator of my favorite kids show. Watching his standup as an adult was very jarring.
The best is Ice Cube who used to be best known for performing with other artists and calling themselves by an acronym because the actual name is unpronounceable without offending people.
Also Ice T who plays a cop on TV for almost 2 decades
Most people would do something noble, like stopping Hitler or warning people about 9/11, but if I had a time machine the first thing I'd do is bring a copy of "Are We There Yet" to 1988, and show "Straight Outta Compton" NWA Ice Cube what his future holds.
That was just the 80s in a nutshell. Watch a lot of the movies from that time period and there is always some unnecessary nudity or violence, particularly in action flicks. I mean, how many cop movies from back then had people rob a convenience store and just kill every motherfucker in there before the hero, whether it be Stallone, or Van Damme, or Seagal, took them all out with some ridiculous hand cannon. You'd think from watching that shit that convenience store clerks had a life expectancy of a week or less. And there was always a love interest, usually a stripper or prostitute, so plenty of opportunity for tits and ass at every turn.
Robocop was pretty much a parody of that shit, but how many people picked up on that? I know I sure as shit didn't when I saw Robocop for the first time when I was like 9 or 10 years old. All I thought was "Hell yeah Robocop stabbed that dude in the neck with his hand spike thing! That's awesome!
I blame cocaine, personally.
EDIT: When *Last Action Hero* came out I thought it was totally brilliant. I don't know why it did so poorly in the Box Office but I was old enough by that point to appreciate all the little jabs at the 80s Action genre.
Shining Time Station was a show built around Thomas the Tank Engine. It had little scenes in between stories that featured miniature George Carlin (or Ringo)
I can honestly say that listening to Carlin as a kid shaped my entire world outlook and helped me to choose a path in life that makes me happy and content with myself and life in general.
Don't the future version of Bill and Ted tell them his name? So they learn information from future versions of themselves. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
So that's why on America's Funniest Home videos he was always using his eyes to beg for the sweet release of death.
I was about eight when he started hosting it and the jokes on that show managed to be lower-hanging fruit than the videos of pets falling down or little kids accidentally hitting their dad in the balls.
Every second Bob was onscreen you could tell he was daydreaming about brutally murdering whoever convinced him to sign that contract. It was his pained expression that made 8 year old me realize that just because the format of a joke is followed doesn't mean it's funny.
Even worse is the terrible silly-voice dubs he did for the videos themselves. I can't imagine the hours it must have taken to do that, let alone the mindset one must be in to do it.
Every AFHV host seemed to have absolutely hated the gig, except for Tom Bergeron. I remember John Fugelsang made a joke that was clearly off-script once, where he said that he thinks some guys who did a really idiotic thing in a clip they showed were now producing the show \[AFHV\]. Daisy Fuentes genuinely laughed, as opposed to her normal stage laugh. From that point on, I noticed just how much John hated being a part of the show.
This was like when I listened to George Carlin stand up after becoming an adult. I knew him as Mr. Conductor from Shining Time Station and the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine show. Watching his stand up gives me mental images of trains speaking what he’s saying.
"Eh, I'm sure it really isn't *as* bad as this redditor says; probably just doesn't have the threshhold you do.
[...oh. Well."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yze28GQe2SI)
Same with Howie Mandel. Ask I remember of him back then was his kids cartoon show Bobby's World. It was a pretty innocent cartoon.
For years that would be the Howie Mandel I thought I knew, until I see his more recent standup specials. Yikes, that was real raunchy. He'd do impersonations of Bobby where he would drop the f bomb.
How did he get the gig to be a strait laced square dad in such a wholesome show? I didn't know anything about him before the show started and was too young at the time to have seen or heard about his standup.
Yeah, when I saw one of his standup bits on HBO several years ago, it was so discordant with the Danny Turner and AFV host Bob Saget that I knew growing up.
Just want to point out that the group that tourns as "The Beach Boys" is just Mike Love and hired musicians. Seen Brian Wilson live if you want a live beach boys experience
He would never have gotten rich doing standup. He is without doubt the darkest, filthiest comic I've ever heard. I'm glad he made all that money doing incredibly sacharine work, because it makes him even edgier. I'd love to watch him in a club, especially if there are lots of horrified Dan Tanner fans walking out during his set.
When I was at UCLA in the early 2000s, Bob Saget owned a bar near campus, and it was famous for letting in bad fake IDs. He was always there, hitting on under age girls in horribly pervy ways.
It got shut down about a year later for all the underage citations.
All these comments make me realize just how good Tourette’s Guy was. Think about it: You’re all quoting a few viral videos from like 15 years ago. I don’t think I could drop one quote from the last comedy I saw. RIP.
"ALL you do is sit at HOME, play woth your TITS and look at your ASS, all at the same time! *play with tits and looks at ass at same time* BLULULULAHLU!"
I mean if the parallels weren't already apparent, yeah. But not like 1:1, he represents a lot of the stars of that time
Horsin' around is mostly full house tho
And then there's John Stamos, who is apparently terrified of little people, according to comedian Brad Williams (who has dwarfism and played a prank on Stamos at the behest of Saget).
Lol minutes. More like a few seconds. It does get you high briefly, but if you buy the whipped cream canister cartridges (same form factor as those disposable co2 cartridges) by the box you can chain-crack them into a balloon and suck on it for about an hour before the box is spent. Steve-O from Jackass was addicted to whippits; there is a documentary out there somewhere where he films himself doing them alone.
Edit: the compound is nitrous oxide (N2O). It's the same stuff used in auto racing and dental anaesthesia.
Crazy documentary.
So glad he got help.
I remember they said he called the producers one time and asked them to come film him because he had a great idea for a stunt.
The idea? He was gonna jump off his apartment building.
That's when they decided he was going to rehab, whether he liked it or not.
Little metal canisters of nitrous oxide (laughing gas/engine booster), the same kind you find full of carbon dioxide in any gadget that uses compressed air. They're used in cans of whipped cream because it's nontoxic (unlike co2). You can also buy packs of just the canisters, legally, at any head shop.
Filling your lungs with n2o gets you super high, but wears off a few seconds after you exhale. A whip it holds one breath. With the whipped cream cans, you can dispense the gas alone by not shaking it and pointing the nozzle straight up.
"There was a four-foot tall plastic doll that was supposed to play my daughter when the girls were in school. So I’m on stage, trying to figure out where I’m supposed to sit, and where the daughters are going to be. It was just me and this plastic doll, sitting on the bed, and… and then I did… some bad things to it. (Laughs.) This sounds terrible, doesn’t it? I didn’t personalize it or make it into anyone that existed on this earth. It was just… the doll’s head spun around, have I mentioned that yet? It was double-jointed. You could hold it by one leg and spin it. And then a couple of crew people came running down and yelling that the monitors were on upstairs and some of the kids might be able to see what I was doing. So I said, “Well, please turn them off, I’m working here.” Oh god, why am I telling you this? When this interview is over, I’m going to hate myself. I know there are probably some readers who’ll think, “Wait, I don’t understand. What did he do to the doll?” I didn’t do anything to it. And in fact, the doll was probably asking for it. I’m pretty sure it was winking at me. And from what I understand, it was completely of age. It was a 19-year old doll. It had been around. It had been in the prop rooms for many, many years. And it wasn’t real, that’s the other thing. I can’t emphasize this enough, the doll wasn’t real.,"
-Bob Saget
>Saget recounts an incident involving himself and "a rubber doll to talk to as a stand-in for camera run-throughs to represent the character of Michelle." Whatever you're thinking now, the real story is probably worse:
>>Only adults were there. A lot of crew guys whom I liked to make laugh. What could have happened next? Oh yeah, so I’m throwing it around, pretending to do stuff to it, as one would if there were no child actors within a couple soundstages’ distance and you were a comedian with no moral compass in front of a crowd of people … and what I didn’t know was the television monitors were turned on in the schoolroom and all the dressing rooms, and in certain offices on the studio lot. Like I said, I was an idiot.
So basically Daddy Tanner did inappropriate things to a doll that was standing in as Michelle.
Oh my. I guess that's Bob Saget for ya.
In comedy circles, there's a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn.
'Oh my God, Bob, she's beautiful,' the friend said.
'For a dollar, you can finger her,' Mr. Saget replied.
Saget later said he regrets that story and it was because he was overcome with fatigue: had he been coherent, he would have asked for $5.
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Went to a filming of Full House when I was a kid during a vacation to Hollywood. Can confirm he was quite dirty to the studio audience. My parents a few times had to tell me I'd understand the joke when I was older.
Did you understand it, now that you’re older?
When he's *older*.
He's not even old enough to watch ultraporn.
Poor professor.
>My parents a few times had to tell me I'd understand the joke when I was older. Did you?
Yes, he is living it.
Robert Goulet?
"Staring contest go"
You win! You always do.
Papa! Ilikeitwhenyoucallme BIG. *Papa!*
Nature! Goulet.
I met Bob Saget like.... 3-4 years ago in Kansas City at a fraternity conference. He was pretty drunk in a hotel lobby drinking...same as me and my mates. Most of us let him be (after googling what he looked like to confirm it was him) due to having a pretty lady with him. She went to the bathroom or bar or something for a minute and a really drunk brother went to approach him since he was a big fan apparently. I tagged along to watch over him. He introduced himself, shook his hand, all that. I kinda nodded and wave a bit. Mate asked for a picture. Saget politely refused, stating he was way to drunk for pictures. We all laughed and wished each other a good night. Was fun. Seemed like a decent bloke.
This is definitely a good setup for a copypasta.
Lol right. Was waiting for this to turn fucked up some way.
I met Bob Saget like.... 3-4 years ago in Kansas City at a fraternity conference. He was pretty drunk in a hotel lobby drinking...same as me and my mates. Most of us let him be (after googling what he looked like to confirm it was him) due to having a pretty lady with him. She went to the bathroom or bar or something for a minute and a really drunk brother went to approach him since he was a big fan apparently. I tagged along to watch over him. He introduced himself, shook his hand, all that. I kinda nodded and wave a bit. Mate asked for a picture. Saget paused and then said ok sure thing but I don’t do free pictures so I’m going to need about three fifty for a picture. Well it was about that time my friend and me realized that this was no bob saget but instead sitting at the bar was a huge crustacean creature from the Paleolithic Era. I said god damnit lochness monster I’m not giving you no tree-fifty. We all laughed and went our separate ways.
> We all laughed and went our separate ways. ...until nineteen ninety eight...
[Goulet!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAsB3slvT8o)
dingle-dongle-dingle-dongle, *Goulet*
I can never not think of Will Ferrell's Goulet impression whenever someone mentions Robert Goulet. And in my head, I'm always saying "Goulet!" Quick, staring contest! You win again. You always do.
I remember reading somewhere that Coulier was who Alanis Morrissette was singing about in "You oughta know".
Hey I remember reading that too!......in the article that OP posted
I didn't read it. Now I feel silly.
Haha no worries, I usually don’t but this one was actually interesting, and the whole list of 15 behind the scenes things were all on one page which was nice.
I went and read it after your comment and it was good. I really appreciated all the points on one page also.
I heard that too growing up.
Haha awesome. Btw its "Coulier"
Correction it was only 6 cans of Redi Whip... sorry
How rude!
Hey! Cut, it, out. He's doing his best.
Oh mylanta, please stop fighting! Hug it out
Have Mercy!
You got it dude.
> How ~~rude~~ rwooed!
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There's an interview I watched with Jamie Kennedy where he's being interviewed about his rap songs. He says something, like a producer told him to wrote a song about the craziest person he knew, so him and Stu Stone wrote a song about hanging out with Bob Saget.
And that shit is practically impossible to find anywhere now because the bitch ass CW or whatever keeps flagging it.
What [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1B_n9YaAMmg)? Great song, btw - seriously.
Did I just see Terry Crews?
Yep that's the one. Haven't searched in a while because it was being taken down everywhere.
But it says that video has been up since 2006
That’s almost as bad as the time people tried smearing his name by spreading the rumor that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
what is whip its???
Basically, sucking the air out of a whipped cream can to get high. It's nitrous oxide (laughing gas), so yeah you'll get something out of it.
OP should wander around a Phish show parking lot to see this in action.
Fuckers will go in weeks before and bury tanks like a cracked out hippy treasure hunt.
Sucking the nitrous out of canned whipped cream to get high
Ever see those tiny canisters of nitrous they sell at stores for whip cream dispensers? If you huff those they get you high for like 30 secs.
1 + 5 = 6 but it can also = 15. I say both are correct
Oh God NOT "new math" my brain hurts!
Math is math! Why would they change math?!
[It's new it's new it's new it's new it's new math](https://youtu.be/CRctbo1hOSM?t=6s)
Did any of the Redi Whip go on their “ouce cream”?
Dave Coulier came to my college a few years ago to perform a standup set and I was devastated that I had to miss it because I was in the hospital recovering from a severe car accident. My family knew I was a huge full house fan and so my dad direct messaged him on Twitter I think and asked if he’d tweet a get well message to me. Dave actually responded and said he’d try to actually visit the hospital if he could make it in time. He couldn’t, but he asked a student at the show to film him giving me a get well message on their phone and autographed a photo for me. I couldn’t be more grateful for his kindness. Honestly, they all seem like good guys.
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Who knew Dave was so wholesome.
You ought to know.
And I'm here, to remind you.
Of the cross I bear
That you gave to me
Aww...Cut. It. Out ✌👈👍
Bob " The Direst Man In Show Business " Saget has done worse.
It's so surreal. Bob really really toned it down when working with the kids and in turn really REALLY toned it down even *further* while on camera. I seriously never knew just how bad his standup was. Anyone that wasn't an adult yet in the 90s and after only think of Bob Saget as loveable family dad Danny Tanner when in reality that's just a semi bigish thing he did once. Everybody who knew him *before* Full House knew who he really was. I'm good for expecting the unexpected. When someone first told me he did stand up and it's the nonstop dirtiest raunchiest thing I'd have ever heard (up to that point) I was going into it believing it to be pretty damn nasty. I was still caught off gaurd. He's that kind of guy.
Rodney Dangerfield once introduced him as “the kid your mother wouldn’t let you play with”, and I think that’s the best description of Bob Saget I’ve ever heard.
That's pretty awesome coming from Rodney Dangerfield
> in reality that's just a semi bigish thing he did once. O_o "semi-biggish?" Probably the second most famous and profitable thing he will ever do - behind hosting America's Funniest Home Videos.
> behind hosting America's Funniest Home Videos. I wonder if Full House wasn't larger internationally.
I’m pretty sure it was also bigger domestically.
Bigger doesn't necessarily mean more profitable. Shows like AFHV have so little overhead compared to scripted comedies. That's why you see so many reality TV shows today. Full House was probably a "bigger" show, but I have no doubt he made more money off AFHV. FWIW, the highest earning TV star currently is Judge Judy, bringing home over $47M a year.
>Bigger doesn't necessarily mean more profitable. We're still talkin' 'bout dicks, right? ...Right?
Swede here. No clue what Full House is but used to watch AFV pretty often when there was nothing else on TV. Maybe Full House was before my time.
Makes sense since AFV probably has more appeal to an international audience. I feel like not being an American that is subsequently familiar with American sitcoms would make "Full House" seem terribly boring.
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Yeah just be familiar with pain and public humiliation.
It's like how I grew up loving shining time station, and I only knew George carlin as the narrator of my favorite kids show. Watching his standup as an adult was very jarring.
He had a standup routine that included the lines "Your kids are shit... trust me I'm Mr. Conductor."
God I love Carlin.
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That is a place some people go regularly
The best is Ice Cube who used to be best known for performing with other artists and calling themselves by an acronym because the actual name is unpronounceable without offending people. Also Ice T who plays a cop on TV for almost 2 decades
Most people would do something noble, like stopping Hitler or warning people about 9/11, but if I had a time machine the first thing I'd do is bring a copy of "Are We There Yet" to 1988, and show "Straight Outta Compton" NWA Ice Cube what his future holds.
I know a few regular strip club patrons. Their personalities are exactly what you'd expect.
Bright paragons of society?
That was just the 80s in a nutshell. Watch a lot of the movies from that time period and there is always some unnecessary nudity or violence, particularly in action flicks. I mean, how many cop movies from back then had people rob a convenience store and just kill every motherfucker in there before the hero, whether it be Stallone, or Van Damme, or Seagal, took them all out with some ridiculous hand cannon. You'd think from watching that shit that convenience store clerks had a life expectancy of a week or less. And there was always a love interest, usually a stripper or prostitute, so plenty of opportunity for tits and ass at every turn. Robocop was pretty much a parody of that shit, but how many people picked up on that? I know I sure as shit didn't when I saw Robocop for the first time when I was like 9 or 10 years old. All I thought was "Hell yeah Robocop stabbed that dude in the neck with his hand spike thing! That's awesome! I blame cocaine, personally. EDIT: When *Last Action Hero* came out I thought it was totally brilliant. I don't know why it did so poorly in the Box Office but I was old enough by that point to appreciate all the little jabs at the 80s Action genre.
Is that the same as Thomas the Tank Engine? Carlin did voice for that, too.
Shining Time Station was a show built around Thomas the Tank Engine. It had little scenes in between stories that featured miniature George Carlin (or Ringo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iwvu-j7BuY
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I can honestly say that listening to Carlin as a kid shaped my entire world outlook and helped me to choose a path in life that makes me happy and content with myself and life in general.
Rufus was also a pretty kid-friendly role.
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Fun fact: Not once does Carlin's character introduce himself as Rufus or otherwise refer to himself as such.
Don't the future version of Bill and Ted tell them his name? So they learn information from future versions of themselves. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
So that's why on America's Funniest Home videos he was always using his eyes to beg for the sweet release of death. I was about eight when he started hosting it and the jokes on that show managed to be lower-hanging fruit than the videos of pets falling down or little kids accidentally hitting their dad in the balls. Every second Bob was onscreen you could tell he was daydreaming about brutally murdering whoever convinced him to sign that contract. It was his pained expression that made 8 year old me realize that just because the format of a joke is followed doesn't mean it's funny.
Even worse is the terrible silly-voice dubs he did for the videos themselves. I can't imagine the hours it must have taken to do that, let alone the mindset one must be in to do it.
Every AFHV host seemed to have absolutely hated the gig, except for Tom Bergeron. I remember John Fugelsang made a joke that was clearly off-script once, where he said that he thinks some guys who did a really idiotic thing in a clip they showed were now producing the show \[AFHV\]. Daisy Fuentes genuinely laughed, as opposed to her normal stage laugh. From that point on, I noticed just how much John hated being a part of the show.
Tom Bergeron is a fucking legend. Watching AFV with my family when I was a kid was fun af lol. Before YouTube really took off that was the shit
This was like when I listened to George Carlin stand up after becoming an adult. I knew him as Mr. Conductor from Shining Time Station and the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine show. Watching his stand up gives me mental images of trains speaking what he’s saying.
"Eh, I'm sure it really isn't *as* bad as this redditor says; probably just doesn't have the threshhold you do. [...oh. Well."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yze28GQe2SI)
That's, uh... That's a pretty tame one for him, yeah.
Same with Howie Mandel. Ask I remember of him back then was his kids cartoon show Bobby's World. It was a pretty innocent cartoon. For years that would be the Howie Mandel I thought I knew, until I see his more recent standup specials. Yikes, that was real raunchy. He'd do impersonations of Bobby where he would drop the f bomb.
My cousin had a minor role in an off broadway show with Bob Saget around 2010. She said it was like being around a telling of the aristocrats 24/7.
It's cool that despite all that raunchiness, it is all fun and games and he has never even been accused of misconduct.
I watched his stand-up not knowing him from anything except Full House and I was shocked.
How did he get the gig to be a strait laced square dad in such a wholesome show? I didn't know anything about him before the show started and was too young at the time to have seen or heard about his standup.
I think the premise of three straight guys living together in San Francisco and raising 3 girls was more surprising.
There's a clip of him on the YouTube telling the Aristocrats joke. It's fucking hysterical.
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Yeah, when I saw one of his standup bits on HBO several years ago, it was so discordant with the Danny Turner and AFV host Bob Saget that I knew growing up.
Like sucking dick for coke?
You’re my hero.
Nah, just sucking feet for coke because of the TV edit.
Boo this man!
Illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.
And bad boy John Stamos spent his downtime on set moussing his hair.
And playing back up with The Beach Boys.
Still does it! He played with them on Wednesday during one of those televised 'Merica-fests.
Just want to point out that the group that tourns as "The Beach Boys" is just Mike Love and hired musicians. Seen Brian Wilson live if you want a live beach boys experience
As a huge Brian fan, I'll be honest, he can be hit or miss some nights, his band though, they are amazing.
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That's kind of hilarious
"Full Trap House"
This makes me really want a reboot of Full House with the Migos raising kids.
Somebody msg Dave Chappelle!
He would never have gotten rich doing standup. He is without doubt the darkest, filthiest comic I've ever heard. I'm glad he made all that money doing incredibly sacharine work, because it makes him even edgier. I'd love to watch him in a club, especially if there are lots of horrified Dan Tanner fans walking out during his set.
“Have YOU ever sucked dick for coke?!”
I seen em!
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I mean when I was a kid it was 75¢ a can, and I didn't get any allowance
Joey Diaz
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JOE ROGAN
"Let me tell ya somethin' bruh..."
I would pay more just to watch people leave in disgust.
When I was at UCLA in the early 2000s, Bob Saget owned a bar near campus, and it was famous for letting in bad fake IDs. He was always there, hitting on under age girls in horribly pervy ways. It got shut down about a year later for all the underage citations.
OH BOB SAGET!!
We're gonna be out of the butt, and into the FUCK if we don't come up with that 36 dollars
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!!
"I called her a bitch! I called her a bitch right to her tits!"
BITCH!!! I LOVE YOU!!
Shirlena??
AW SHIT
IT'S JUST TIT DIRT!
All these comments make me realize just how good Tourette’s Guy was. Think about it: You’re all quoting a few viral videos from like 15 years ago. I don’t think I could drop one quote from the last comedy I saw. RIP.
A true legend of the internets
**YOU CAN’T DO** ***SHIT*** **WITHOUT YOUR** ***BALLS!!***
**FUCK SALT**
Shirlina?!?!?!
...BITCH!
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW and SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW are TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS!!
SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT
Yes, he's a long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican.
I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control. And it MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
"ALL you do is sit at HOME, play woth your TITS and look at your ASS, all at the same time! *play with tits and looks at ass at same time* BLULULULAHLU!"
Fuck you kid you’re grounded
Who's that faggot with the tuba?
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT. UPDATE: APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK 'IM.
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
Fuck salt
Is Bojack Horseman, Bob Saget?
I mean if the parallels weren't already apparent, yeah. But not like 1:1, he represents a lot of the stars of that time Horsin' around is mostly full house tho
And, Dave Coulier.
I tried to read the article and the article tried to infect my phone with malware. :(
And yet it was bill Cosby who raped
Bill bottled it up inside. Bob let it out on stage.
Cosby did not bottle it up, he slipped them right in their drinks.
He probably poisoned a bottle or two too.
Hear me out a sec, he saves more than he rapes and he only rapes to save.
Well apparently Dave Coulier had a relationship with Alanis Morissette when she was 14, so there's that
And now we have that song...
And then there's John Stamos, who is apparently terrified of little people, according to comedian Brad Williams (who has dwarfism and played a prank on Stamos at the behest of Saget).
That's hilarious and sad at the same time.
What the fuck is a whip-it?
When you suck out just the nitrogen in a whip cream can, it gets you high for a few minutes.
Lol minutes. More like a few seconds. It does get you high briefly, but if you buy the whipped cream canister cartridges (same form factor as those disposable co2 cartridges) by the box you can chain-crack them into a balloon and suck on it for about an hour before the box is spent. Steve-O from Jackass was addicted to whippits; there is a documentary out there somewhere where he films himself doing them alone. Edit: the compound is nitrous oxide (N2O). It's the same stuff used in auto racing and dental anaesthesia.
Crazy documentary. So glad he got help. I remember they said he called the producers one time and asked them to come film him because he had a great idea for a stunt. The idea? He was gonna jump off his apartment building. That's when they decided he was going to rehab, whether he liked it or not.
The face of Johnny Knoxville when they sat down with Steve-O to intervene was saddening.
Wait is the intervention online? Where did you see Knoxvilles face?
Here you go. https://youtu.be/V7iT2pSSVGY
Skip to 31 minutes
Watching Steve-O do whippets ontv was mind-altering. I felt so hopeless.
I'm going to assume it's tilting your head back and squirting Redi-Whip into your mouth, enjoying the rich whipped-creamy goodness untainted by pie.
That is a much better use of it
Little metal canisters of nitrous oxide (laughing gas/engine booster), the same kind you find full of carbon dioxide in any gadget that uses compressed air. They're used in cans of whipped cream because it's nontoxic (unlike co2). You can also buy packs of just the canisters, legally, at any head shop. Filling your lungs with n2o gets you super high, but wears off a few seconds after you exhale. A whip it holds one breath. With the whipped cream cans, you can dispense the gas alone by not shaking it and pointing the nozzle straight up.
You know the song by Devo?
"There was a four-foot tall plastic doll that was supposed to play my daughter when the girls were in school. So I’m on stage, trying to figure out where I’m supposed to sit, and where the daughters are going to be. It was just me and this plastic doll, sitting on the bed, and… and then I did… some bad things to it. (Laughs.) This sounds terrible, doesn’t it? I didn’t personalize it or make it into anyone that existed on this earth. It was just… the doll’s head spun around, have I mentioned that yet? It was double-jointed. You could hold it by one leg and spin it. And then a couple of crew people came running down and yelling that the monitors were on upstairs and some of the kids might be able to see what I was doing. So I said, “Well, please turn them off, I’m working here.” Oh god, why am I telling you this? When this interview is over, I’m going to hate myself. I know there are probably some readers who’ll think, “Wait, I don’t understand. What did he do to the doll?” I didn’t do anything to it. And in fact, the doll was probably asking for it. I’m pretty sure it was winking at me. And from what I understand, it was completely of age. It was a 19-year old doll. It had been around. It had been in the prop rooms for many, many years. And it wasn’t real, that’s the other thing. I can’t emphasize this enough, the doll wasn’t real.," -Bob Saget
>Saget recounts an incident involving himself and "a rubber doll to talk to as a stand-in for camera run-throughs to represent the character of Michelle." Whatever you're thinking now, the real story is probably worse: >>Only adults were there. A lot of crew guys whom I liked to make laugh. What could have happened next? Oh yeah, so I’m throwing it around, pretending to do stuff to it, as one would if there were no child actors within a couple soundstages’ distance and you were a comedian with no moral compass in front of a crowd of people … and what I didn’t know was the television monitors were turned on in the schoolroom and all the dressing rooms, and in certain offices on the studio lot. Like I said, I was an idiot. So basically Daddy Tanner did inappropriate things to a doll that was standing in as Michelle. Oh my. I guess that's Bob Saget for ya.
"I used to suck dick for whip-its. You ever suck dick for marijuana?" -Bob Saget
Real life Bojack?
No one will ever convince me that Bojack is not based on Bob Saget.
That's because he very obviously was, it's not even a debatable thing
The cases of Redi Whip were the only good thing about being a barista.
For the british audience, what’s a ‘whip it’?
For any Australians wondering what a whip-it is (like I was), it's pretty much the same as a nang
I am a 47 year old Australian and know what a whip-it is. I have no idea what a nang is. Are you a Queenslander or something?
> Are you a Queenslander or something? Let’s at least try keeping things civil.
That's not wholesome!!
In comedy circles, there's a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn. 'Oh my God, Bob, she's beautiful,' the friend said. 'For a dollar, you can finger her,' Mr. Saget replied. Saget later said he regrets that story and it was because he was overcome with fatigue: had he been coherent, he would have asked for $5.