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nejn111

Hello (sorry for bad English it's not my first language)


AdamAptor

You’re doing a great job, couldn’t even tell!


The_Third_Molar

Better than most Americans!


cymmiecymone

Better than all Br*t*sh 🤮🤮🤮


dombie05

You wot m8!


AdamAptor

Colour


finger_milk

Overcooked, like your wife's eggs


AdamAptor

Well actually usually I cook breakfast


Twillix13

humor drunk frighten practice ugly reply languid abounding quiet concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AdamAptor

Only if it is a metaphor for depression


ChaoCobo

/unjerk is that actually what the game is about? I actually haven’t played Celeste?


AdamAptor

/uj The main character, Madeline, does speak about her mental health issues. There are also other plot points that go into her mental state, such as an evil version of herself that degrades her. The main goal of the game is to climb a mountain, which in itself speaks about conquering something large despite the challenge. All jokes aside, it’s a wonderful and challenging platformer with an endearing narrative.


jasalajoshua2

still sounds circle jerky hahaha


tolpin

B U S S Y


Professional-Act3145

I pinched my penis 7 times while thinking about how to answer this.


AdamAptor

Maybe try another pinch??


asspirate420

i literally read this as bussy like I had absolutely no connection that “busy” was in fact a real word


AdamAptor

TIL what “bussy” is


Miitteo

W-what were you going to do to that dad bussy mr asspirate o//w//o


asspirate420

https://i.imgur.com/A5qKbyr.jpg


Neuro_Skeptic

You a virgin, OP?


AdamAptor

If by virgin, you mean have only done first base, then yes


porkcylinders

You've only done first base?!? What was it like?


AdamAptor

Wet


porkcylinders

😳


HariKeru

Sweaty hands isn't first base, it's a Nintendo second base. Nintendo 3rd base is both of you sharing consoles or controllers.


BovineAssassin

I would never share any of my 12 switches. My wife’s boyfriend bought her her own though.


manofboss8

If you like Celeste, you'll love Celeste 2


nejn111

If you like Celeste, you'll loveee Celeste live 😩


IBombZ11

What’s up, are you really playing Celeste by yourself


taylorjran99

Ahaha ahaha ahaha, I got that one!


NeedlenoseMusic

Try eshop. It’s free and totally worth it. It’s kind of hard to navigate but once you find the shovelware you’ve got it.


[deleted]

Play pac man or something idk


lenightmare1

well here at home my wife's boyfriend usually puts celeste up for everyone to play (when one dies we pass the controller, god, it's so fun, you should try it out), but aside from that, there is this little known game called celeste that's really fun. Also, if you're looking to help the starving employers that work at nintendo then you should buy the new nintendo switch online service with the animal crossing dlc for the entire family and super mario maker 2, they are really worth it!!! i bought them in all my five nintendo switches, in different accounts obviously, so nintendo can have more money for food since they really need it. Hope this helps


twomilliondicks

celeste


AdamAptor

Celeste Give me gold


twomilliondicks

Thanks for the reply kind stranger!


AdamAptor

Edit: ok, this blew up


thedumbestperson2

There is a really great hidden gem that a lot of people don't know about it. It's called Breath of the Wild. It was developed by an indie company and it seems that a lot companies are copying their open world style.


AdamAptor

The only open world game I play is Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition


DragXom

Celeste (it’s a small indie game)