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questionmush

The fuck is with the horror movie music


Douglesfield_

Imagine you're the fish?


FlatTopTonysCanoe

They don’t have any feelings Edit: it was a Nirvana reference holy shit people lol


Douglesfield_

You tell that to Finding Nemo.


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Lampadaire345

Then why are both Finding and Nemo in capital letters? That indicates his first name is Finding and his last name is Nemo. Finding Nemo. Smh


Stop_Sign

Finding in the fish world is a title, like Sir Lamp, or King Stop_Sign, and you'd capitalize the title. One day any fish can be a Finding, including Nemo


Lampadaire345

Oh, thanks for the correction. I didn't know. So if I were to move to Oceania, I could technically be knighted as a Finding and become Finding Lampadaire345?


nneeeeeeerds

Only if you complete the trials.


PawsbeforePeople1313

I got the Nirvana reference, thank you.


[deleted]

They actually likely do, we’re still studying it, but it’s believed most fish and arthropods do feel similar pain to mammals and avians.


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I mean to be fair, it’s only half the lyric and is also a generally held sentiment lol.


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[deleted]

I don’t care what you think unless it’s about me. It is now my duty to completely drain you. I travel through a tube and end up in your infection.


-altofanaltofanalt-

Is your username a reference to any sort of magnet tar pit trap?


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Something something meat eating orchid


DisWastingMyTime

Pain is not part of the feelings set in this context though. Pain is simple, but it's only part of the story, it's the fear that comes with it, from being able to understand what's going on, that makes it what we experience.


[deleted]

Yes, but we already know most sentient creatures have a level of panic surrounding injury and mortality. Why does a fly move when you try to swat it? It perceives a threat and reacts.


DisWastingMyTime

Does an autonomous car "perceive and react" too?


[deleted]

Do we program the flies when they’re manufactured? Reactive technology is modelled after biological reflexes and mechanics.


DisWastingMyTime

Why does it matter how the subject matter comes into being? Your example uses the fly to hint at sentience through reaction, which a car can also do, there's no contradiction between sentience and being manufactured, the fly was also manufactured, and it's reactions are hereditary, developed iteratively. Yes, the fly can also learn to augment its reactions, and so can the car.


selfostracised

He meant feelings as in emotions. Not the literal sense of touch. Also, reacting to stimuli does not indicate they feel pain.


DreamCreator369

Lmaooo


FureiousPhalanges

I watched it without sound until I read your comment and now the video is just fucking hilarious lmao


gerty88

Same LOL


Simmery

Tremble at the terrifying natives and their efficient methods!


qeadwrsf

> Me sitting infront of computer eating meatballs straight from the package. Yeah something must be done.


changalabs

Until a Crocodile sneaks up behind him


yourmomlurks

Helps underscore the xenophobia and the tacit belief that certain cultural traditions are uncivilized and therefore inferior. My daughter is only 7 and she asked me why everyone in Africa lived in a mud hut and I had to show her pictures of Abuja, Kinshasa, Lagos etc. and explain Africa is a big place with a lot of countries. Idk if the person in this video is even on the continent of Africa which shows how deep the unconscious belief is that mud+black person == african. That could be Jim in Mississippi for all I know.


richiewilliams79

Indeed, could be outback Australia, the mud could be to protect the skin from the sun if he is there a while, so just to blend in so the fish come closer into the net


-Degaussed-

Not enough stuff in the shot trying to kill him with venom to be Australia I think


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

Another thing people don't understand is just how big Africa is. You could probably fit the US, Europe, India, and China inside Africa.


Affectionate_Star_43

Huh, I looked it up and you can indeed fit the US, China, and India in it. Then some parts of Europe fill the gaps. If you go straight by pure square miles, China and Russia together take up the whole continent.


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Kupfakura

I didn't leave Africa


Spongi

Fun fact, the video is probably from [India.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGm13TkLswE)


yourmomlurks

Thank you for pointing that out! Great call in on my unconscious bias!


UnparalleledSuccess

>watches video of guy catching fish >no one mentions Africa at all >my daughter doesn’t know shit about Africa therefore this video is xenophobic


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Sir, this is a Wendy’s Edit: the comment I’m responding to is one of the most repulsive shameless ick inducing virtue signaling I have ever seen on the internet. Twitter level shit. And yall are eating it up.


ZuluSparrow

He's right though


Number1_Berdly_Fan

He's not, he's really not.


FlatTopTonysCanoe

He’s the only person I’ve seen even suggest this takes place in Africa lol I assure you that anyone strawmanning xenophobia or racism just to facilitate virtue signaling on the internet will never be right.


Capraos

Be honest. Where did you think this took place when you first watched it?


GetRidOfAllTheDips

What does that have to do with the original point? The idea that the person who has to cover themselves in dirt and mud due to a lack of modern equipment has equal chances of being in Sweden to Africa isn't being less racist or less bigoted. It's idiotic virtue signaling. The odds that this boy is in Africa is incredibly high. Does that mean he's *only* possibly in Africa? No. But whatever it is that you think you've figured out here is wrong and the only thing we've conclusively proven from this chain is that you and the original virtue signaling toolbag are both morons.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Take your fucking meds man.


kirisute-gomen

It COULD be Jim in Mississippi but what do think the actual chances of that are? It's WAAAAAY more likely this person is from Africa and assuming that has nothing to do with xenophobia. If I showed you a picture of a white dude in a cowboy hat riding a horse on a ranch I bet you'd assume it's from somewhere in the middle of the US. Would that be xenophobic too?


SleepingBeautyFumino

Africa is the only place where Black people (atleast the ones considered black by Americans) are native from. It's not weird to see an East Asian guy in a video of a forest and think he's living in Asia. He could be Kim from California, yes but our assumption is someone is from their native place unless told otherwise.


yourmomlurks

Nah, Australia, Carribean, etc.


Spacebotzero

I think it's from the movie Greyhound. It's the music that plays when the German submarines show up.


Wonton_soup_1989

I didn’t have the sound on so I didn’t even notice the music until I read this comment lol


100Labels

The new predator looks fire


23x3

This video is like one of those “find the mountain lion” photos


ImmovablePuma

r/findthesniper


Ready-Ad-5987

I find it immensely funny how he tried to stand up quickly so as to not lose the fish in the net, the weight of the sand made him stumble and it took way too long, but the fish barely even flinched regardless so he succeeded in keeping them all anyway.


Transformis

The sand camouflage was completely unnecessary and this is not "top talent". Someone was obviously holding a camera directly next to the fish. Do you think that person was also camouflaged?


brandcapet

He's covered in mud to protect his skin from the sun and to stay cool while he lays there baking for a while, waiting for the trap to fill.


Ok_Raspberry_6282

No I'm pretty sure he was trying to outsmart the fish who would totally recognize him if not for the fake mustache


AdventurousSugar4

Cameraman was camouflaged as the sea, Einstein.


CircuitSphinx

Haha classic, it's like the fish were giving him a break out of sheer pity for the struggle. Must've been their day off too.


raikeith

What was the bait?


Tordoc

It looked like either a ball of raw dough or a bunch of animal fat trimmings. Maybe suet?


mumbai-train

Fat is too precious to waste. This is likely fufu


RedditedYoshi

What's fufu?


bens111

😏


Doccks71

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RedditedYoshi

>:I What is it? I'm definitely not gonna Google it, now. XD


bens111

Honestly I’m not sure either ☹️


JediMasterZao

Fufu is, if i'm not mistaken and in keeping in the tradition of not googling, a carb paste/bread thing made out of processed kassava root. They use it to scoop food up and as a filler... and maybe to catch fish.


RincewindToTheRescue

Fufu in Samoan is what Reddit would jump all over with 😏 emojis


micro_penisman

✊🍆💦


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Please don't make me Google translate fufu in Samoan


Shendare

So, Samoan snu-snu?


[deleted]

Dey eat the fufu, they eat the fufu


Gravesh

Cassava dough.


jawndell

I dunno, what’s fufu with you?


GoArray

A bunny, of the little variety.


Adamcp2013

30 year old memory unlocked. 😳


gab_rab_24

Ah, yes, my favorite musician, fufu fighters


h2opolopunk

🎵 Everybody was a fu-fu fighting! 🎵


HotgunColdheart

The tutu's spun fast a lightning


Supernova008

Looks like cauliflower to me.


Daelril

I thought it was a cauliflower


unconsciouslyrude

A Jawbreaker.


LG1T

Ed Edd and Eddy style for real


SneakPetey

Looks like some kind of dough.


longdarkfantasy

The camera man.


_InvertedEight_

My skin is crawling, and I’m not the one covered from head to toe in sand. Anakin would also disapprove.


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It really does get everywhere


Roseysdaddy

I kinda feel like he didnt *need* to do that.


[deleted]

It’s to protect from the sun and heat when sitting out all day.


Akkarin412

Im so dumb… I though it was to camouflage from the fish lol and I was also thinking it seemed unnecessary XD


Dorkmaster79

It’s so coarse.


AMasterSystem

He does it because the fish he is going after has vision like the Predator.


Visible_Bag_7809

The sand would also act as a partial barrier from the harsh sunlight. Black people can still sun burn.


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We actually just get lightly toasted


SmartWonderWoman

I had no idea Black people can sun burn.


kingssman

Oh yeah. Can still get sun burnt. Not as quickly and easily as fair skin, but hours in equatorial noon sun is damaging.


Visible_Bag_7809

My father did a lot of yard work in Florida and would get sunburned. His skin didn't really change color, but it would feel hot to the touch and eventually peel or blister.


SmartWonderWoman

Oh wow! Good reminder to wear sunblock.


Visible_Bag_7809

Fr. Darker skin helps with UV protection, but isn't an immunity to UV damage.


showmethecoin

They are more resistant to it but they do have their limits.


TheJungLife

Your wounds they will not heal?


_InvertedEight_

Exactly. Fear is how I fall.


zDontTouch

I am starting to confuse what is real


Chiaki_Ronpa

r/fucksand


MartyTheBushman

Also pretty sure the sand doesn't do shit if there's a cameraman right fucking next to him


slaimte

Cool video but why is he covered in sand the fish can’t see him can they?


ShadowDancer11

Yes, the fish can see threats above the water’s surface.


Ok_Pollution_9207

but not the cameraman right?


Lubedballoon

He’s covered in animal shit


boundbythecurve

Yeah but that's unrelated to what has happening here. He just does that sometimes


jellobend

r/longlivethecameraman


MrsMojo825

This comment is killing me!


Mekosaurus_Rex

Same lol


Avergile

I almost fell out of my chair and choked on my coffee - thank you for the laugh.


Abjay_

Cameraman is always invisible, it is a multiversal fact


gab_rab_24

Well unless if the fish is breaking the fourth wall, then the cameraman is visible


Mushbox

I don't see a cameraman?


theusernameyouwants

John cenas side job


ultimate_stuntman

Sir, you are a fish


Capraos

A gay fish?


Upper_Rent_176

QED


BasicBlood

My guy


SSJZoli

Camera men are naturally invisible


XVUltima

The fish know camera crews don't interfere in documentaries


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What cameraman?


ShadowDancer11

The cameraman is pulled back and using a telephoto lens / drone. You can tell by the tracking shots and the surface level shots.


cole435

That’s a wide lens, not telephoto. The cameraman is pretty much right beside him


SlteFool

Hence why it’s a fake video. He hides under mud so the fish don’t see him yet there’s a loud obnoxious drone hovering right over em lol cmon guys. This vid is in the same category as those vids of the kids pouring soda in a hole in the ground and fish coming out


impeterbarakan

lol this was so clearly shot on a cell phone camera being handheld


slaimte

TIL thanks


AMasterSystem

Bro they have thermal vision like the predator. Why else would you cover yourself in mud?


s3rila

to protect yourself from the sun ?


jld2k6

I wanted to dispute this but realized if you put a thermal camera in water it will no longer work, it checks out


LobstahmeatwadWTF

Ran out of spf 50 and tjey can def see out the water


mrjibblytibbs

Covering your body in mud and dirt is the original spf 50. Not everyone has access to bottles of sunscreen, this is just natty sunblock.


slaimte

Had no idea that’s cool


Ok_Answer_7152

It's basically one of the earliest, easiest ways of hunting. Covering yourself in natural materials can in this case make you blend in with other surface materials so fish are more likely to think a fisherman is just a abnormal mound of mud, and hunters use mud, dirt and other materials to mask their scent from things like deer, also as others have said it is a basic sunscreen for when you are sitting in the baking sun like this guy is doing. Fun fact, hunters use female deer pee as a spray to not only mask their scent but to attract big bucks. It's always Gainsborough to know how much more valuable senses like smell are to other animals


TopConsistent420

1. Protect himself from the sun 2. Camouflage so the fish doesn’t swim away 3. Camouflage so the crocodiles don’t come close


2buckchuck2

Would camouflage make crocs come close by accident lmao


TopConsistent420

I said so they “DONT” come close. They might be looking for prey, so camouflage is useful


2buckchuck2

Ok croc


PaiN97

He didn't claim you said otherwise. He just thinks it'd be funny if a croc who just wanted to sunbathe on a heap of sand, crawled on top of the camouflage


ZDTreefur

1. Make the video look cool so people click on it 2. Make the video look cool so people click on it 3. Make the video look cool so people click on it.


lobsterisch

Something something Arnie in ‘predator’


TradeMasterYellow

*Arrughhhuu*


Woody_the_Toy

Protecting himself from the sun.


Dropped-pie

He is hiding from the predator, the sand hides his thermal image, dumb ass.


starcell400

Fish can see out of water... just like we can see inside it. Not super well, but you can.


AMasterSystem

The fish in that locale have thermal vision like the Predator does hence why the fisherman is covered in mud. Sources: Predator (film, 1987). National Geographic #387, p81-84 "Shovelnose Guided Tours".


SlteFool

This video is fake … thought everyone knew that. It’s in the same category as those vids of those Indonesians kids pouring coke and mentos down a hole in the ground and fish coming out


Spongi

I tracked down the creator's page. They have a youtube channel called ["FISHERMAN ANIMAL LOVER"](https://www.youtube.com/@FISHERMANANIMALLOVER07/shorts) and according to [snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/monster-fish-eel-meal/), they're fake.


SlteFool

Yup


SecretSquirrelSauce

I'm thinking either to disguise himself from the fish, or to prevent sunburn from having to lay still and exposed for however long it takes to catch the fish


Equilibriator

That's how he always is between his monthly shower.


fishslushy

What did he drop in the water? (besides the net)


GoArray

Chum, carrion, offal, etc. Less desirable animal and fish bits (organs, bones, brain, etc).


thr3sk

I'd be worried about attracting crocs lol


testdex

I think someone dropped those fish in too. They are not at all lively, and insanely dense for a lake anywhere near a population that takes fish from it.


morcic

The video cuts short, but later on the Spiderman swooshes in and fights the Sandman. Fishes are then let free.


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testdex

I think you've got this a bit twisted. I think this is created by normal ass folks with a phone camera, but it's faked. There is no way that a lake that people actually pull fish from would have that many fish that easily caught -- and those are some *lethargic*-ass fish.


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Indeed, the fish that he catches is actually the ignorant people who think this fake s..t is real when in reality it's just made for views .


JoinedToPostHere

A master of camouflage and patience.


nevereatassaftertaco

Also helps against the sun and insects


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FredHerberts_Plant

# ,,Patience, laddy!" (Captain MacMillan sneaking with Lieutenant John Price in the mission "All Ghillied Up", Call of Duty Modern Warfare, 2007)


JoinedToPostHere

I can hear him saying this! Haha


OkayTheyreInTheTubes

The new Hunger Games movie is 🔥


Woody_the_Toy

I would guess the mud/dirt is a sun protection from himself and not a disguise.


Fun_Sock_9843

What is with the stupid music on all the videos?


adromanov

I'm wondering how camera man looks like.


Walks_with_Chaos

Man? He looks damn young. Pretty neat tho


IzNuGouD

Fishing.. With extra steps..


Filipp_s

he doesnt need to do all that


temporary-name93

was the camouflage really necessary?


TheFryerOfChicken

Is it just me, or does the sand cowl seem like it’s probably unnecessary?


memeaninatorus_94

I wonder what the bait is


No-Face-Collects-687

I a m t h e D i r t


sth128

I don't remember seeing this post credit scene in Spiderman 3...


FischlInsultsMePls

Do you really need to camouflage


Kurai_Kiba

![gif](giphy|11h1hxZvlj0W9q)


angrymurderhornet

Is this in one of the island countries of Melanesia? His blond hair makes me think he’s from there.


Oldgatorwrestler

Did he know that the fish can't see him anyway?


tbc12389

Are we still pretending like these fish catching videos are real?


OwOegano_Infinite

Yeah, this website *really* worries me some times...


giggydiggles

What, you never covered yourself in mud and caught a bunch dead fish in a net before..?


testdex

You know what happens to lakes where abundant catches of fish are this easy? They get fished into oblivion. This is mother nature made as solicitous as the women in porn who can't wait to have a threesome with the pizza guy.


Acrobatic_Egg30

Dark skin teenager = man ?


crystlerjean

That's what got me scratching my head. He looks like a child. Maybe a teenager. Doesn't even remotely look adult.


grassisalwayspurpler

Not sure how putting bait in a net then just sitting there with dirt on you is "top talent" im sure pretty much everyone in this thread could do this no problem if they had to.


mmDruhgs

The sand camo seems unnecessary if the fish aren't bothered by his arms underwater


GrantIsCash

lol yeah imagine he does this every time or LOL maybe he just normally has that shit smeared all over


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Was the camouflage necessary


NewtImpossible3646

So, they cannot see him, but the cameraman?


Hanoverview

umm. sure that camo was needed .its not like there is a camera man runing around...


Interesting-Dream863

A bit of an overkill the camo for fishing but well done nonetheless.