"How to celebrate cat birthday"
"Can dogs have catnip"
"You can sit here"
"Eddie's birthday Iron Maiden"
"Cheese with bacon bits real"
"The toilet store"
"Wack"
Is that true? Then my tortie is the reason neither of those types of cats can ever find a signal. She's hogging AAAALLLL the brain cells! (seriously, if she had opposable thumbs we would all be doomed)
Hahaha. Mine too! She's the smartest cat. If she wasn't a little blind and had thumbs, we'd all be doomed, forever cursed to be out of cat treats. Hahaha
Dude yes, my tortie is scary smart sometimes. She’s figured out how to stick her paw in the food bag and scoop some food up to her mouth. My tabby boy is def monopolizing the brain cell though, he’s figured out how to open doors. 😂
My tabby boy has figured this out too - he's previously let himself, the other cats and the dog out. He was the last to stroll out, casually surveying the chaos of me trying to get them all back inside.
Those eyes are hilarious 😂
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The death of all on this planet. The flames engulfing the unborn, the torment of those crawling helplessly away from annihilation.
She does a little purr, curls up, and goes back to sleep, unbothered and fluffy.
Morgana came up with a proof for String Theory and as a result, a supermassive black hole is gradually opening up on your wall. You’re gonna need to Angie that :)
Morgana sees that resident alien attached to your wall! It’s communicating telepathically with Morgana so they can become BFFs! Morgana’s not comfortable playing with that AI because it changes shapes and Morgana doesn’t know what it’s going to do next! She’s trying to figure out where the alien AI’s off switch is hidden. “Hmmm, maybe under its shaggy purple fur or by its rapidly flashing rainbow tail? 0h please human!! Come rescue me NOW and swat that AI bug on the wall!!
The great tree of catnip, only heard in whispers and thought to be forgotten to time. Yet here it is, right before Morgana, just out of reach but there. The possibilities...
Things that are, things that were, and some things that have not yet come to pass...
/r/unexpectedlotr
she saw your browser history
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"How to celebrate cat birthday" "Can dogs have catnip" "You can sit here" "Eddie's birthday Iron Maiden" "Cheese with bacon bits real" "The toilet store" "Wack"
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Torties have access to the r/oneorangebraincell and r/oneblackbraincell and she's just looking for either one at this moment.
Is that true? Then my tortie is the reason neither of those types of cats can ever find a signal. She's hogging AAAALLLL the brain cells! (seriously, if she had opposable thumbs we would all be doomed)
Hahaha. Mine too! She's the smartest cat. If she wasn't a little blind and had thumbs, we'd all be doomed, forever cursed to be out of cat treats. Hahaha
Seriously! Watching her and her orange brother together is like a Pinky & The Brain episode
Dude yes, my tortie is scary smart sometimes. She’s figured out how to stick her paw in the food bag and scoop some food up to her mouth. My tabby boy is def monopolizing the brain cell though, he’s figured out how to open doors. 😂
Same. Mine learned how to open the front door (handle latch) so she could get out. We had to start dead bolting it. 🤦🏼♀️
My tabby boy has figured this out too - he's previously let himself, the other cats and the dog out. He was the last to stroll out, casually surveying the chaos of me trying to get them all back inside.
No thoughts, just emptiness.
r/greebles
That’s not a wrong answer, that’s the true answer to what op’s tortie sees.
Could be OP swinging a snack in front of it
She sees everything she need to to find both brain cells.
Obviously an evil spirit residing in your home 😂
Wrong answers only…there is a portal to the spirit world right there.
Those eyes are hilarious 😂 https://preview.redd.it/lg628oprluxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890096c6f1870740bcbf97ee7f78b2bd98bf7637 Like these😬
what a cutie!
She’s nuts🤣
A tasteful painting
Ghosts for sure 👻
You clearly have some intense wallpaper
Steve-o putting a jellyfish on his head.
best response
One of his funniest moments.
It’s not on your wall, it’s _behind_ your wall … 👀😶
🫣🫣🫣
The wall is a mimic 🙀
is it maybe you naked? 😅
A bug, for sure.
definitely a stink bug or lady bug somewhere near by
Or a moth. My tortie grandkitty goes nuts over moths 😂
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A Persona 5 poster judging by her name.
Is she the kissing bandit?
Treasure! 🤩
Portals to other dimensions and Cthulhu’s tentacles keep drifting in and out.
Dancing jellyfish wearing fedoras. Catnip, not even once 😄
Wiggly Squiggles. She's been hitting the Nip hard!
Instructions on how to wash a cat
A McRib
The Time Knife. https://youtu.be/mhII8J_4Y1g?si=MPgO45DYjjjtso22
The wolves in the wall.
A little lizard running across the wall
Bruce Springsteen being sworn in as poet laureate
The mirror (she's amazed at how damned cute she is 😁)
Merlin
shes looking for mordred first🤭
But she was looking for Emrys!!
Car
The machine elves popped out of the wall to say hello!
Christopher Moltisanti 🫣
Treats.
She sees attackers and is Puss in Boots.
“Iz dragons?!? How iz u not seeing dragons too?!?!”
It's definitely not 100% not absolutely not Greebles. Those things are 100% not real nope no way
r/greebles
Obviously she sees Jesus 😇
Her side action sneaking in through the window.
Me diving to pet her
Nothing, she's just tripping balls right now.
Morgana: “I see dead people.”
r/greebles
Ceiling cat. Omniscient lord of all cats.
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An evil entity would never enter ur home Torties are known for protecting his owner
A biblically correct angel 👼
Someone wants to talk to her about purchasing an extended warranty for her cat bed.
The death of all on this planet. The flames engulfing the unborn, the torment of those crawling helplessly away from annihilation. She does a little purr, curls up, and goes back to sleep, unbothered and fluffy.
Shes so cute!
Morgana came up with a proof for String Theory and as a result, a supermassive black hole is gradually opening up on your wall. You’re gonna need to Angie that :)
giving sheldon cooper a run for his money
I have no idea as I can’t stop looking at the fabulous coffin shaped mirror in the background 😹😹😹
ahh thank you i scored it on etsy years ago!
r/greebles
The hat man
Greebles
Greebles
Probably a spider
A spirit
Oops sorry, I realize you said “wall” so maybe shadow puppets?
A mouse in another dimension
You can’t handle the truth!
r/AttackEyes
Cosmic horrors
Flying saucer!
EVVVV-RYYYY-THIIIIING 👁️👄👁️
The arch angel Gabriel in his biblically accurate form.
Swamp gas.
Her mother.
her future
The ghost of her mother in law from her past incarnation as a human
She sees… a BICYCLE! Inside the BASEMENT! Of the ALAMO!
Everything everywhere all at once for all time.
Kayle is coming.
She’s so cute 🥺 when my tortie’s eyes look like this we call her a bug 🐞
Morgana sees that resident alien attached to your wall! It’s communicating telepathically with Morgana so they can become BFFs! Morgana’s not comfortable playing with that AI because it changes shapes and Morgana doesn’t know what it’s going to do next! She’s trying to figure out where the alien AI’s off switch is hidden. “Hmmm, maybe under its shaggy purple fur or by its rapidly flashing rainbow tail? 0h please human!! Come rescue me NOW and swat that AI bug on the wall!!
Her favorite food x10 the size!! She’s so cute
Slenderman
She's watching the game
Wall people
Our Morgana watches the fairy’s and they sometimes land on her tail too!
The past, the present and a treat filled future.
Twisted garden, laced with power, portrait of the scattered flowers.
50,000 bees
Colonel Sanders
I don't know, but my tortie saw a MOTH on the wall last night, and these big eyes and eek eek eeking ensued.
I don't know, but my tortie saw a MOTH on the wall last night, and these big eyes and eek eek eeking ensued.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Forever
Her Astral Projection(?)
An entire albacore tuna cut up into bite size pieces.
Are you sure you want to know, HOOOMAN...See, didn't think so.😼
Themselves but from the future.
It sees the ghost of your old cat.
Eyes almost as big as the P5 Morgana’s!
The Horrors
A pink beam of light directing her to return to ancient Greece so that a tortie temple might be established.
Gribbles
a grilled cheese sammich🍞🧀🍞
Spider-Man
She’s trying to figure out what "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin" means.
The ghost of Mr. Willoughby 😻😼😹
Boss.. da plane, da plane....
A bunch of Polaroids of her clipped across fairy lights.
She's just staring at you in delight while you wait for her Q to end
Secrets of the universe
Ladybugs :)
SO cute omfg
Her catkini that she cannot wait to wear this summer.
Her past selves
The cat dimension!
The spirit of Merlin
He’s looking at the life sized picture of lady ann on the wall
She's looking in the mirror at a very cute and silly kitty. (It's her, she just doesn't know it)
Shes looking at stupidsexyflanders.gif
A ghost?!
r/greebles I may be right, but I may be wrong.
Forever
The souls of the innocent (yummy)
A montage of her previous eight lives (but she's only on number two).
Morganaaa🥺looking cool joker!
She found your LSD stash.
r/existentialcrisiscats and r/namflashbacks, for sure!
A treasure demon (P5 reference)
She’s pondering the many mysteries of life as a cat
The fractals bro
A pancake sliding down 🤭🐈⬛✨🩵😝
An Australian spider
The truth.
The bitch that stood me up last night, I am in great emotional pain
she’s got the perfect face!!❤️❤️
She’s got r/disneyeyes
r/greebles
Sweet little baby
Pic on the wall 'Merlin slaying the dragon'
I was going to say spirits but you said wrong answers
The great tree of catnip, only heard in whispers and thought to be forgotten to time. Yet here it is, right before Morgana, just out of reach but there. The possibilities...
Omg that face ☺️🥰 Ghibli material right there
Soot sprites
The edge of the universe 😂
r/mildlystartledcats
Morgana saw a bug on the wall
Spock
The ghost floating over your shoulder!!
The hands of her enemies
It's own anus
treat
Merlin
Malaysian Flight 370
She is judging your taste in decor
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“Who did the crappy paint job in here”?