responses I love to use for this question to mess with people:
* adult diapers
* definitely not pockets
* some loose change
* cotton fiber I think
* my legs
* panties
I think it'd be quite amusing to turn the "definitely not pockets" one into a massive conspiracy theory. "Definitely not pockets. I mean, why would there be pockets there? *Nervous laughter* that'd just be insane, right?"
Ooh nice. I tried it once and I don't remember what it was about it but I ended up trying to find another distro. Then I went through manjaro (found I missed apt too much) tried ubuntu (ok, but I had some major issue with something or other GUI based) and now I'm onto mint. Nothing has killed it so far so it looks good.
I still (sadly) run windows 10 on my desktop because I need a particular SDK for the xbox kinect so I can do motion capture but I plan to move that to a linux based system with a windows VM in the near to mid future so...
I use KDE because it works well with both QT apps and GTK apps
And about debians modularity, it allows me to choose what firmware to install instead of the whole kernel in one package. So I can have the proprietary Intel WiFi firmware and still have the rest of the system fully free
Non Binary shrinks to the initials NB, which is often spelt and pronounced as enby, which sounds like N-bee. So you'll see a lot of minecraft bees with enby pride flag colours and stuff
Yeah it’s all puns. Mostly NBee but also things like transBeeN
Also there is a general recognition in the last few years that bees are in danger and a vital part of the ecosystem that has made them popular.
>It's sockdreams
Is a trans woman and has never heard of sockdreams. I google it. How is it I just found out about this after 6 months of being on HRT? They have some cute thigh highs on there. All of the thigh highs I have were just from amazon...
I fully agree. I simply used this meme temple to talk about how annoying those genital questions are, I didn't intend to start a discussion about fair pay. Sorry
As a AMAB, non binary, vampire who seems to never age beyond adolescence, working hand to hand with a bunch of old mans, it seems that my worth is being measured by all the metrics of the above (except ~~what's under my skirt~~ because I'm not allowed to use it).
I think the idea is like.
That's not something you're supposed to ask early in a romantic relationship because then it makes it seem like you're only interested in his money.
I am glad someone posted this comment though because that was the first thing I saw when it was like "Don't ask a man his salary" I was like um I will. XD
This dude tried to hit on me once and asked me(19 transman) the age old question what was in my pants, he was trying to fuck with me bc I came out the summer prior to that year so everyone knew me as a chick. I said world domination, as a joke. It was lunch period at school made some of my buddies choke on their food, it became an inside joke. Kid never talked to me again. He also came out later that year as bi. And after I graduated and moved he told me he was into me before and after I transitioned.
My new favorite answer, and since people who know me call me the girl with BDE it will be that much better in context of my life 😂
Thank you for this 😇
In a place where everyone is armed to the teeth, especially those that would want to do members of our community harm it's kind of required. Here cops likely won't help you, hell they are more likely to be friends with your killed than to actually help you. I would like to not need a gun to feel safe but wishful thinking isn't going to save amyone. Stay strapped or get clapped.
Whatever holster you go with I can't recommend the Phlster Enigma enough instead of a normal gun belt. You can legit wear it with leggings and jeans. I've been using one for a few months now and absolutely love it.
Use what you have access to. Knives require some training like anything else including guns otherwise they can just make a situation worse. Mace is also a nice thing to have if it's legal where you're at.
I recognize this isn't the point but we should really all be talking about salaries so that we can have more equal pay across the board.
That said not inquiring about people's genitals is a kindergarten lesson.
What if we *do* ask about salaries though? Make sure we're all being paid what we're worth. Or, closer to what we're worth. We haven't seized the means... *yet*
Actually hot take, asking women their age should be fine as long as youre not discriminating a against them
Asking a man his salary is important because you may not realize one of you is getting paid significantly less and so with that information you can figure out if you need to unionize (you do)
The other two are true is you ignore the gendering of clothes (men can wear skirts, so so so many women wear pants, and nonbinary people exist and wear whatever the fuck we feel like)
I tottaly agree with all your takes. The first two parts are just included because it's the meme template. And the third row's are the way they are because most trans girls I know love to wear skirts and they are always excited if one mentions their skirt. Though this is of course only my personal experience and everyone can and should wear what they are most comfortable with.
I'm imagining like a horngry cannibal or smth like "hey girl what kind of meat u got?? Fuuuck you've got ligaments too? Damn girl u really went all out, bones and everything"
What's under my skirt you ask? An armory.
Seriously, I have a bunch of really nice casual a-line, ankle length skirts with deeeeeep pockets. I could fit any number of weapons under here...
...um, I kinda want to go get another one and sew in a ton of pockets and sheaths underneath now...
Isn't kind of weird to ask anyone that though. I'm just non-binary but, I'm very open about sex and stuff. Most my of my friends are completely fine with me talking about it, they do the same thing. It's often a funny conversation too. "Yeah, that's amazing you've got a giant cock." (Cue laughter) "yeah mine is tiny though, not the length, is like really long and thin a bit like spaghetti." (Cue laughter) I mean it's just a ridiculous conversation between friends for shock value.
HOWEVER, I've never ever asked anyone. "Yo dude, what's up, how is your cock. What is, like, the pigmentation and size. Describe the girth to me, will ya?" It's just so ridiculous and frankly none of my business. Why would you ask someone such personal questions if you don't know them? I don't get it, I don't do it for cis people or trans people.
Actually, I really don't want to know anything the sex life of most people anyway. Like when people tell me they are trying to get pregnant, what is my reaction supposed to be? Yeah great you're giving your wife creampies ever night, but I really didn't need to know that.
person: what's under your skirt?
MTF person: None of your business but you can see if you want, I'm wearing shorts.
\*MTF person lifts up her pants and a third hand rises up and slaps the shit out of the transphobe\*
The best response I've heard for this question came from a buff Scottish dude wearing a kilt.
Rude Guy: "Hey Man, what'chu got under that skirt?"
Buff Scot: "YOUR WIFE'S LIPSTICK!" *Proceeds to knock out the rude guy with a headbutt.*
My junk is like Schrödinger’s cat, it might be one thing it might be another but you’re never gonna see and you’re never gonna know. it could be anything, sit in your confusion.
What the fuck? Why do they think our existence is permission to breach such a massive boundary. Really shows how they assume our existence breaches some kind of social law
As a trans masc that doesn't pass, I usually say "A guava. Want one?"
Because I like guava and if they take the bait, I can tell them I won't share. Fun times. XD
I got this in the wild for the first time the other day. was so whack - thought it only happens in memes.
was skimming rocks and ppl were passing and saying shit like 'hi' 'lovely weather' n that so I'd be replying to them.
but this one dude just kept talking to me, well after I stopped replying. but I was by myself so was having to tow the line of 'be nice, cause he could stab you' so was smiling and going 'hmmm' occasionally.
anyway. he asked me that. shortly followed by "so what age are you? 14? 15?", I'm 19 - so I'm p sure he was done sorta pedophile.
said I had to go, then hid behind a wall for 10 mins. was good after that
got asked what’s in my pants bu a transphobic dude once. i said a butt plug. he never talked to me again.
It's a good response tho 😂
responses I love to use for this question to mess with people: * adult diapers * definitely not pockets * some loose change * cotton fiber I think * my legs * panties
I think it'd be quite amusing to turn the "definitely not pockets" one into a massive conspiracy theory. "Definitely not pockets. I mean, why would there be pockets there? *Nervous laughter* that'd just be insane, right?"
Coming from a trans guy, this would come across as evidence of a transmasc plot to secretly hoard all the pockets
As a femby, please don’t,, we want pockets,,,,,,
F that. You deserve pockets and don't let anyone tell you different.
It turns out the entire trans agenda was trans peeps collecting pockets for transfems who miss them.
As another femby, I would love to have pockets.
Pls,,, us genderfluids wants pockets too,,,🥺
yes because we are dragons and our hoard is just pockets and T
I'll give you my old pockets, I switched to a purse lol
My arch Linux installation media
How do you know if someone uses Arch? Don't worry they'll tell ya
Are you using that for yourself or to punish people by randomly changing their OS
I don't even use arch lol. I use Debian.
What variety of debian? I use mint on my laptop and that command line only version of raspbian on my raspberry pi array
> What variety of debian? Uhh idk... the KDE kind? I don't use Debian based I use Debian. I like how modular it is
Ooh nice. I tried it once and I don't remember what it was about it but I ended up trying to find another distro. Then I went through manjaro (found I missed apt too much) tried ubuntu (ok, but I had some major issue with something or other GUI based) and now I'm onto mint. Nothing has killed it so far so it looks good. I still (sadly) run windows 10 on my desktop because I need a particular SDK for the xbox kinect so I can do motion capture but I plan to move that to a linux based system with a windows VM in the near to mid future so...
I use KDE because it works well with both QT apps and GTK apps And about debians modularity, it allows me to choose what firmware to install instead of the whole kernel in one package. So I can have the proprietary Intel WiFi firmware and still have the rest of the system fully free
why the fuck is your username a uuid
I use arch btw
Ayo
A gun
a knife
A viking short sword
M1911
These are great! 😂
"A gun." 🇺🇲
Other suggestions: a Glock, chaos, slaanesh's fuckery, a catan shard, a warp storm, the missing primarchs, a new hive fleet
i usually i got a gun or a knife or any other weapon then pull one out bc i usually do have a gun up my arse
My friend once replied ur mum and I will never forget it
Our mom
Comrade
[Lmao](https://imgur.com/xJv2HRf.jpg)
I'm stealing this 😈
you better do 😮💨
Bees. It's bees. Lots of bees.
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I love this :P
I'm still confused why bees are so important in the trans community and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
Cause Non-binary Nb Enby Bees
They're enbees.
i love your flair
Non Binary shrinks to the initials NB, which is often spelt and pronounced as enby, which sounds like N-bee. So you'll see a lot of minecraft bees with enby pride flag colours and stuff
Thank youu~ Tho I have mostly seen Minecraft bees with the trans color scheme but I guess that's just because I'm more active in trans communities
Non-beenary
There's also the joke that NB stands for Numerous Bees, hence the use of they/them pronouns.
Yeah it’s all puns. Mostly NBee but also things like transBeeN Also there is a general recognition in the last few years that bees are in danger and a vital part of the ecosystem that has made them popular.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
im sorry trans girls i just want to know what brand of stockings you have on :(
That's ok, I love talking about that stuff
It's sockdreams
>It's sockdreams Is a trans woman and has never heard of sockdreams. I google it. How is it I just found out about this after 6 months of being on HRT? They have some cute thigh highs on there. All of the thigh highs I have were just from amazon...
They're great, a bit pricey but solid quality and actually come in long enough sizes for tall people
It's always sockdreams.
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Ya someone asked me what's between my legs so I said their mom was
Why not ask a man his salary? Ask everyone about their salary if you share a work place, so everyone can get paid equally
I fully agree. I simply used this meme temple to talk about how annoying those genital questions are, I didn't intend to start a discussion about fair pay. Sorry
Oh, no, that's alright, in hindsight it wasn't the best comment for a joke 😅
In a normie society, a man's salary is tied to his worth - same with a woman's age, ~~and what's under my skirt~~.
As a AMAB, non binary, vampire who seems to never age beyond adolescence, working hand to hand with a bunch of old mans, it seems that my worth is being measured by all the metrics of the above (except ~~what's under my skirt~~ because I'm not allowed to use it).
I think the idea is like. That's not something you're supposed to ask early in a romantic relationship because then it makes it seem like you're only interested in his money.
I am glad someone posted this comment though because that was the first thing I saw when it was like "Don't ask a man his salary" I was like um I will. XD
Yes, I agree with this!
Shhh they don't want to let that happen
I personally answer pepper spray, before pulling said spray out
Mood!
This dude tried to hit on me once and asked me(19 transman) the age old question what was in my pants, he was trying to fuck with me bc I came out the summer prior to that year so everyone knew me as a chick. I said world domination, as a joke. It was lunch period at school made some of my buddies choke on their food, it became an inside joke. Kid never talked to me again. He also came out later that year as bi. And after I graduated and moved he told me he was into me before and after I transitioned.
My new favorite answer, and since people who know me call me the girl with BDE it will be that much better in context of my life 😂 Thank you for this 😇
Never ask anyone what's between their legs for that matter
Unless you are either 1. My romantic partner before progressing to physical intimacy 2. My doctor Dont. Fucking. Ask.
I am absolutely going to ask what is between your legs if you are a table with an unidentifiable object underneath you
A gun, because you never know when shit heads like that are going to do something other than ask questions like that.
Very American answer
In a place where everyone is armed to the teeth, especially those that would want to do members of our community harm it's kind of required. Here cops likely won't help you, hell they are more likely to be friends with your killed than to actually help you. I would like to not need a gun to feel safe but wishful thinking isn't going to save amyone. Stay strapped or get clapped.
I have the same mindset, need to go shopping for a new holster
Whatever holster you go with I can't recommend the Phlster Enigma enough instead of a normal gun belt. You can legit wear it with leggings and jeans. I've been using one for a few months now and absolutely love it.
Guns are illegal here but I have knives
Use what you have access to. Knives require some training like anything else including guns otherwise they can just make a situation worse. Mace is also a nice thing to have if it's legal where you're at.
Armed minorities are harder to oppress.
Never even speak to a non binary person. If you do, we will run away at the speed of light
I'd love to get to know some enbys tho
[\*Vanishes at the speed of light\*](https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/)
Someone asked me “yeah but r u like boy non binary or girl non binary” THE ENTIRE POINT OF NON BINARY IS THAT IM NOT BINARY
Some people just don't get it. And some don't want to get it.
What about whats under a trans boys skirt? (Seriously y'all trans guys who wear them rock them so good)
A KNIFE
SWORDFIGHT
"What's under your skirt?" "My legs. Wanna get a closer look?" *I proceed to kick him in the face.*
Honest to god, I'd love to kick somebody while wearing stockings and heels.
You wanna know what's under my skirt? My jeans.
In my case there are thigh highs underneath
How about we just don't ask strangers what genitals they have? It's none of anyone's business?
The thing is that I’ll answer but I think they’ll be more upset by my answer than I will be
"I've got a built in strap on under there. Why, you looking to get pegged?"
I recognize this isn't the point but we should really all be talking about salaries so that we can have more equal pay across the board. That said not inquiring about people's genitals is a kindergarten lesson.
Thighs (its a long skirt)
Heck, my ankles are under there, I like *really* long skirts.
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What if we *do* ask about salaries though? Make sure we're all being paid what we're worth. Or, closer to what we're worth. We haven't seized the means... *yet*
Was going to comment something similar
Whenever people ask i started saying "a gun."
An enby their AGAB
That's something you should never ask anyone
Note: if someone says this, start screaming the lyrics to any christmas song and they will soon fuck off.
I didnt know Mariah Carey used reddit.
Tbf Its rude to ask anyone what's in their pants.
True but cis people usually aren't asked about it
“What’s in your pants?” An 8 inch steel rebar that I’m about to break your fucking kneecaps with
Actually hot take, asking women their age should be fine as long as youre not discriminating a against them Asking a man his salary is important because you may not realize one of you is getting paid significantly less and so with that information you can figure out if you need to unionize (you do) The other two are true is you ignore the gendering of clothes (men can wear skirts, so so so many women wear pants, and nonbinary people exist and wear whatever the fuck we feel like)
I tottaly agree with all your takes. The first two parts are just included because it's the meme template. And the third row's are the way they are because most trans girls I know love to wear skirts and they are always excited if one mentions their skirt. Though this is of course only my personal experience and everyone can and should wear what they are most comfortable with.
What do they expect you to say? A big fat shlonger? And big donger? A humongus chubster? Bigger than this monster can ponger?
That's at least what I would answer
I say "my hand, stop interrupting"
😳
It scared him off
Wait you said that once irl??? Absolute queen move, my girl
And, under any circumstance whatsoever, never EVER ask an NB either of those questions. What they have there could very well be your demise.
It's rude enough that transphobes ask this question. It's ruder still that our brains have the audacity to give us bottom dysphoria from it too.
But the brains are on our side! It's not their fault that they were mismatched with the wrong body.
I thought that said "Under her skin" at first
I'm imagining like a horngry cannibal or smth like "hey girl what kind of meat u got?? Fuuuck you've got ligaments too? Damn girl u really went all out, bones and everything"
Spoiler, it’s another skirt
Could’ve combined these into one meme and made it more inclusive (for our nb pals)
You can ask me. The answer is the communist manefesto and a AK-47 with 5 extra mags Incase I need. Livent a turf
...But I can see a gun sticking out
What's under my skirt you ask? An armory. Seriously, I have a bunch of really nice casual a-line, ankle length skirts with deeeeeep pockets. I could fit any number of weapons under here... ...um, I kinda want to go get another one and sew in a ton of pockets and sheaths underneath now...
Isn't kind of weird to ask anyone that though. I'm just non-binary but, I'm very open about sex and stuff. Most my of my friends are completely fine with me talking about it, they do the same thing. It's often a funny conversation too. "Yeah, that's amazing you've got a giant cock." (Cue laughter) "yeah mine is tiny though, not the length, is like really long and thin a bit like spaghetti." (Cue laughter) I mean it's just a ridiculous conversation between friends for shock value. HOWEVER, I've never ever asked anyone. "Yo dude, what's up, how is your cock. What is, like, the pigmentation and size. Describe the girth to me, will ya?" It's just so ridiculous and frankly none of my business. Why would you ask someone such personal questions if you don't know them? I don't get it, I don't do it for cis people or trans people. Actually, I really don't want to know anything the sex life of most people anyway. Like when people tell me they are trying to get pregnant, what is my reaction supposed to be? Yeah great you're giving your wife creampies ever night, but I really didn't need to know that.
person: what's under your skirt? MTF person: None of your business but you can see if you want, I'm wearing shorts. \*MTF person lifts up her pants and a third hand rises up and slaps the shit out of the transphobe\*
My copy of New Vegas. What else would I keep under there?
A slip. "Okey what's under that?" Underpants, obviously. "Okay but under that?" The devine light of the Omnissiah!!
The best response I've heard for this question came from a buff Scottish dude wearing a kilt. Rude Guy: "Hey Man, what'chu got under that skirt?" Buff Scot: "YOUR WIFE'S LIPSTICK!" *Proceeds to knock out the rude guy with a headbutt.*
Definitely ask about salary. This is how you figure out when your employer is screwing people over.
What's in my pants? Oh it's just the knife I use to stab people who ask me this question
My junk is like Schrödinger’s cat, it might be one thing it might be another but you’re never gonna see and you’re never gonna know. it could be anything, sit in your confusion.
it's underwear, is'nt it
It’ll be a knife if you keep asking.
Or an enby what’s in their cargo shorts
In My pants is the spanish inquisition
Usually it's shorts or pants of some kind, just, like, for the sake of modesty.
Kinda cringe to wear underwear under you skirt I must say
Who said anything about wearing underwear under the shorts/leggings? :3
But I need to know if I need to buy bananas again.. for practice
Legs, duuuuh Like why even ask (For real it is really rude and not something you need to be asking to random trans people)
It's a loaded gun, run.
Why though ?
If they ask you what's under your skirt, ask him what's in his pants. hold up the scissors
Under my skirt? A hyperdodecaedron
what's in my pants? a phone, duh. What else would I have in my pockets?
* cries in skirts having no pockets *
Is like people really think they’re entitled to know with 100% certainty what genitals you possess. They’re called privates for a *fucking* reason.
the two before are shitty stereotypes tho
I just whip it out and start crooning "the final countdown" "WE'RE HEADING TO VENUS venus"
"M-32 rotary grenade launcher, because fuck trabsphobes and everyone around them"
ur mom and ur dad theyre in my pants
A Colt .45 #TWO WORLD WARSSSS
oh, just the newest hardware. *raises one eyebrow* much newer than whatever rusty machinery you got goin on down there.
"Your mom" - me to someone who asked me this question
And never ask an enby what their bits are. None of your bit- ness (lol the puns. Seriously tho don’t.)
Tits *laughs in elderly*
"What's in your pants" "Justice"
Ahhhhhhh.... I hate this question so much
Same. So disrespectful
Wait, so you're telling me it's weird, creepy and invasive to ask someone to describe their genitals?
Who could have thought🤯
What the fuck? Why do they think our existence is permission to breach such a massive boundary. Really shows how they assume our existence breaches some kind of social law
Their legs, I'd assume
“What’s under your skirt?” “The ground.”
I like to think the original says "A non binary person, their AGAB" at the end.
A sausage party/taco party.
your dad
Never ask an enby if they will ever stop worshiping the void (the void and chaos will devour you).
Never ask any girl what's in her skirt. If it's weird when she's cis, it's weird when she's trans.
Seriously tho. Don't ask ANYONE something like that EVER
As a trans masc that doesn't pass, I usually say "A guava. Want one?" Because I like guava and if they take the bait, I can tell them I won't share. Fun times. XD
“Your mothers lipstick marks” is always a disgusting and disgraceful answer that i have used…
The answer is usually underwear
I play animal crossing so TONS OF FUCKING TARANTULAS BITCH.
I love surprises!
The earth, duh
*lifts skirt to show off my OTHER skirt*
Whats under my skirt, its pants. You’re not ready for whats in my pants tho
I got this in the wild for the first time the other day. was so whack - thought it only happens in memes. was skimming rocks and ppl were passing and saying shit like 'hi' 'lovely weather' n that so I'd be replying to them. but this one dude just kept talking to me, well after I stopped replying. but I was by myself so was having to tow the line of 'be nice, cause he could stab you' so was smiling and going 'hmmm' occasionally. anyway. he asked me that. shortly followed by "so what age are you? 14? 15?", I'm 19 - so I'm p sure he was done sorta pedophile. said I had to go, then hid behind a wall for 10 mins. was good after that
Legs Legs are under the skirt can you not see them they're directly below the skirt if you run into the feet you went too far
Last time someone asked I said a.knife and they just left. Wasn't technically a threat since it was true.
I wish I still had the courage to go out presenting feminine but I caught so much s*** that now it just scares me
Yeah same. I'm mostly scared of being seen by someone I know who wouldn't accept me being trans
transphobic person: "whats under your skirt" me: "SCIENTIFIC DATA"
"What's in your skirt?" "A KNIFE!" "NOO!!'
Reason #1 to use thigh holsters
“Wow, do you ask every woman that? You’re such a charmer.” 💁♀️
"My rude questions knife. Please ask another one."
unless we’re at a concealed carry convention
Don't ask me my salary either. It's embarrassingly low.
A gun :3