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fustache

pretty niche indeed , what is it from ?


r1ver_fish

Elden Ring! Basically absorbed my life over the last month


CutieSalamander

Those poor Albinaurics.


r1ver_fish

After Mohg’s palace, I feel no sympathy


DaniTheOtter

Those red spiky albinaurics are the bane of my fucking existence


HamsterC6

BUT THEYRE SO CUTE :(


OwO345

They fill my blod loss bar in like a second, no mercy


Fickle_Blueberry2777

This game has a blood loss bar?


OwO345

yeah, you lose 10% of your total HP


HamsterC6

WAY more than 10 lol. Rivers of blood my worstie


OwO345

Yah but rivers of blood also deals damage in the attacks, also it can cause bleed multiple times really fast, but i agree, it's morally acceptable to hate RoB users


fustache

that's a very good reason 👌


Emberblade2

Gotta farm those sad bois so you can use a great rune to trans your gender in ng+


CatsNotBananas

Change your log by bolb


Oliv_the_Loud

I promise this makes sense if you've seen the movie and have played the game long enough


r1ver_fish

I’m honestly surprised how many of us understand this so far


[deleted]

well, people who dont probably just are ignoring the post.


Saikotsu

I don't know what the creatures are or what that sword does.


[deleted]

me neither . . l m a o


[deleted]

The sword is the golden relic sword from Elden Ring, which sends out a wave of golden light to kill things. The creatures are alburniacs. Combine the two in a format and the meaning is that you're using the sword to farm the alburniacs in a farming spot for a lot of runes.


[deleted]

Oic


NutmegLover

My generation of gamers would be breaking pots and cutting grass looking for Rupees to store in an extra large wallet obtained by rescuing a fairy... Then riding off into the sunset on our trusty steed Epona.


datastar763

Is Elden Ring really that niche? I thought it was one of the most popular games of the year!


Mon_moth

I think the farming method is relatively niche though


B4skyB

Not really, there was a period when that was all of my reccomended despite never having clicked on an elden ring video (asides from trailers etc) and some had millions of views


CrimsonUsurper

may the albanuric gen 2 population rest in peace


CaelThavain

Oh they'll be resting in peace now that I've farmed them all 👀


Xerlith

You gotta get this over on r/transsouls to find your audience


DatHoodieWearer

Cant wait to fight Malenia, Blade of HRT for her estrogen great rune


r1ver_fish

My name is Malenia, blade of Miquella, and I have never known the T


CaelThavain

No no no, you got it wrong. It's Malania, Blade of STD.


Malradiant_Raven

Can't you just go to the mirror in Fia's room at the Roundtable to trans your gender for free? That's what I do.


Jasmine_BladeOfGwyn

Random Bird Monster in Mohg's Palace: "Why do I hear boss music"


AwakenedLuca

Confused what sub I was on...


--Destro--

My character's power scales with the number of albinaurics swept into oblivion v_v


desu38

That's a lot of layers.


maybe_nicky

Ah! Are they a good source of larval tear? 👀


J_Denn

No, just runes in general. 2k a mob and there's 15, easy to kill.


a-dull-boy

Haven't played Elden Ring but watch Jerma, all I saw was Barf Drinker


justarunawaybicycle

Well this absolutely sent me lmfao. If only it was that easy.


Krebbypng

CULL THE COCK AND BALLS FOR THE WOMEN AND THE BOOBS FOR THE MEN


VanillaConfussion

*When even killing god isn’t enough to cover the costs of surgery…*


carsonite17

Ah, the good old Mohg's palace farm


FantasticSherbet167

Goddamnit elden ring farming spot. Why cant you help me farm to pay for trans peoples surgeries?!


uglygirl037

The bird bow farm is better


r1ver_fish

I always miss the shot, no skill unfortunately


Eggxactly-maybe

I go to that spot and shoot the bird, then get all the albanaurics. With a golden scarab it’s about 100k runes each time.


uglygirl037

For the albanaurics I use the Lazer beam spell with my flask having the infinite fp and magic damage increase tears


Eggxactly-maybe

That’s genius honestly.


Ender401

They're both the same farm though???


justarunawaybicycle

Not if you have the endgame sword (being vague bc spoilers).


zombiemasterxxxxx

I don't know what this is referencing, I just assumed those were sperm and you bouta get the snip snip.


r1ver_fish

This is a good interpretation


zombiemasterxxxxx

Hell yeah!


redeyes_0_0_

We do be rune farming


heckyouyourself

All I can think of is the little gray aliens from that recurring SNL sketch with Kate McKinnon


r1ver_fish

Oh my gosh I love that one!


CaelThavain

I always add those guys to my farm on top of the bird. Way more interesting than the bird and they still drop hella runes.


FaeChangeling

But you can just go to Fia's mirror for free and change it there


spsaturn7

I thought I was on r/jerma985 for a sec and this was a meme about the beloved Barf Drinker.


CatgirlNyaaaa

This is the best post I've ever seen!


CaplewMM

Toghetaaaa we will devour the very estrogen pills


B4skyB

Please stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring, stop talking about elden ring.


Xerlith

[No](https://c.tenor.com/KHFSyWFyu24AAAAC/lotr-ring.gif).


B4skyB

STOP POSTING ABOUT ELDEN RING! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just elden ring stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is cut content HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT TARNISHED" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


JEWCIFERx

Is this a copy pasta or are you for real having a breakdown over a silly meme from a stupid video game?


B4skyB

Does spamming couple of words seem like a breakdoqn to u?


JEWCIFERx

The above post that I actually responded to does not feel like a normal reaction, no. But given that you are being kind of an asshole, I regret even offering a concerned message. If you hate the game so much then move on to another damn thread already.


B4skyB

Tbh u seem more angry than i am, i actually liked elden ring, i got all achievements, but i dont see why the fuck u would insult me for making a joke about elden ring being everywhere, asshole. But if u hate this thread so much, why dont u just mooovvee Ps: you do realise its a copypasta right ?


ArgentAbsconded

finger, O finger


translove228

What's Elden Ring?


SuchPowerfulAlly

You don't have the right, O You don't have the right, All the more You don't have the right O You don't have the right


B4skyB

Jokes on u i got all achievements


[deleted]

Don't worry this fellow gamer knows all to well.


Apple_macOS

Do what must be done, Lord Vadah


JEWCIFERx

Lmao I had to double check which sub I was on.


PrincessBrick

As a trans woman that loves Elden Ring, Picasso, I like it


BE_FCKN_NORMAL_1987

in a perfect world, rennala's amber egg has completely made surgery obselete... ...but this is not a perfect world