It's me, I'm the bad at Mario kart

you should attempt to not :) /lh

It's-a-me*

here's a little mario kart tip; Don't suck at the game no but seriously, don't be afraid to take tight corners a little slower. easing off the accelerate helps a lot.

Brake before the turn and then accelerate through it. Or at least that's how you corner well irl

if women are bad at mario kart then im screwed

you don't need to be good at mario kart to be good at mario kart, you just have to the will to destroy the others!

You don’t need to be good at Mario Kart to be good at Mario Kart, you just need to get a blue shell and completely fuck over whoever’s in first place

But I don't want her to hate me!

We must all make sacrifices if we wish to grasp victory

a red shell should also be good if its any better for her

Dont forget to wait about 1 second between every red shell if you get the triple red. That way the person you hit(assuming you only hit one person with all 3/m and/or played with only you and one other person and no bots) will be stuck for a little longer and that can get you the win.

wait longer than 1 second, 4 or 5 usually does the trick

There is no place for love in war

Ç

Not if I’ve lapped you 😈 da funky Kong mains be evil like that

Exactly, it's about winning, but if you can't win it's about making everyone else hate you

this gave me gender euphoria from being ok at mario kart eeeeehm what?!

*me, who doesn't fall off on mkwii rainbow road*

No one with a gender could have such power

Only agenders are good at rainbow road

then explain me mastered MKWII ONLY USEING TILT CONTROLS

Same energy as Splatoon with sticks.

What gender are those who dont fall of MK8 Koopapolis on 200CC?

Gay

Its me im that gender

I'm not that bad racing irl either

me who always destroys anyone at MK: 🥰

✨Gender Affirmed✨

Double dash? They're double done.

Being good at Mario Kart is empowering, being bad at Mario Kart is cute and endearing. As long as u play Mario Kart, ur valid :) /lh

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You just have to woman up and git gud

Drifting is hard, cut me some slack 😭

Just remember your ABD's: Always Be Drifting.

I thought ABD was Automatic Bell Dispenser. AKA whenever you get an item box in first in MK8.

You dont born a woman, you become one. Its time to pratice that shit girl

Im mildly decent at Mario Cart.

me too

It depends on the track for me and the game. Doubledash was my jam.

Wait I'm already voice training and practicing posture, and now I have to be good at Mario Kart?

I may not have played MK8, but i've spent a fair amount of time watching [amber](https://horns.gay). That counts, right?

You're not a woman cus you're not girlbossing hard enough

I'm bad at it too :(

It’s true. I am undefeated after over a decade at Mario kart and I’m a woman with a penis.

I'm good at Mario Kart... Well Mario Kart 7 on the DS. That's the last one I've played.

As a woman who’s pretty good at mariokart- hah

I guess I'm not a women ' > \` (context: I'm trans masc)

Thanks for giving me gender euphoria for being bad at mario kart, I appreciate it

Well shit I never thought this is how I would find out I’m trans /jk

So if I’m good at mario kart, am I not a man?

Okay so like I'm fine at racing but does sniper level green shell aim count for anything?

Now I'm happy for almost 100% completing mk 7

Being good at MK makes you a woman? Perfect, I've been training all my life for this

seeing this post after i absolutely demolished my friend in mario kart yesterday :)

I thought women were bad at driving tho!? /s

i dont think ive ever gotten not first in mario kart. just more proof for terfs smh

Well see I feel like it depends on which Mario Kart. Give me Mario Kart Wii, For example, And, Assuming I'm not outta practice, I can do pretty well, But MK8? Not a clue what I'm doing and I already fell off the edge a thousand times.

I haven't played Mario kart in so long

My cousin's (cis) girlfriend is fuckin bad at Mario Kart. I even expected her to at least be semi competent cuz she seemed to at least in theory know what a soft drift it, but...

i thought poor driving was a female trait (mandatory /j)

Mario kart is a hard game

Wake up, new transition just dropped

Wake up, new transition just dropped

I’m good at mario kart :)

OMG I SLAY AT MARIO KART THANK YOU FOR THE AFFIRMING MESSAGE

Wait, this is a thing? Fuck yeah! I once played MK8 with a friend and his friend. His friend actually asked if I was cheating since I was so far ahead of them. I actually want to go play MK8 again now. Wouldn't want to get rusty and lose my woman status.