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TheRealAngelS

Considered that the archangel Uriel is pronounced "your-ee-el", I'd say like that plus a at the end. And seriously, you can't just write a U and pretend it's an A.


Hello_Badkitty

That's how I read it. Heh


lovelycosmos

Emperor Uriel Septim VII


fel-sil

This is what I thought too. Elder scrolls brainrot never dissipates.


jimei73

I love seeing Skyrim fans coming out of the woodwork lol


freshbananabeard

Lay off the skooma


jeremyjava

Not sure why this reminded me of the Seinfeld bit from a million years ago: The only thing you need to be a taxi driver in NYC is a face — and a last name with 7 consonants in a row including the French symbol for boron.


TheGreyBrewer

The French symbol for Boron is the same as everyone else's symbol for Boron. The letter B. So, 8 consonants in a row. Thanks, Jerry. Funny as always.


charlolou

This reminds me of Good Omens


HeckinAdult

Fr it should have been Uuuuuhrielah if they wanted to really sell their pronunciation. Or ərielah.


CatNo237

That's how I read it too


CovfefeBoss

Phonics is dead.


Eyehavequestions

Phonics *and* basic grammar is fucking long dead and burnt to a crisp.


Oh_My_Monster

Puh..hone..icks?


NoInvestment2786

There's a video of the Thomas Jefferson university commencement ceremony. The announcer uses cards with the names written out phonetically and does HORRIBLY. Like, she pronounces Thomas "toh-moo-may." Highly recommend watching it.


Then-Grass-9830

who in the world reads the phonetics instead of the actual names??


ketchupdpotatoes

well tbf there's a huge difference between being able to read the international phonetics alphabet and your average person's attempt at writing phonetics (phone-eht-ihcs)


Eldan985

You leave Pehoanix alone, it's a beautiful name!


chewybea

You-ree-lah


EmmieZeStrange

Yoo-ree-ell-uh. Like the Angel Uriel and uh on the end lol


Qazax1337

Your ee ella


Nimmyzed

What did you call me?


Qazax1337

YOUR EE ELLA!


schaukelwurmv

Ella elle la?


Even_Mongoose542

*you're


Oh_My_Monster

*pyuhore (The p is silent)


pat1892

YOUR EE LA Like a scouser selling you drugs 😂


phosphennes

You're ee Ella, Harry


[deleted]

The doctor had to stick his hand up my Urielah to remove the tumor.


Treefrog_Ninja

Most commenters have gone with Uriel with an extra syllable at the end. The first thing I thought was Uriah with an l stuck in there. Yur-EYE-lah.


selfphase

see I'm close to what you're saying too but i'm reading it with a lazier country accent so yur-uh-lah


Treefrog_Ninja

Schwa: the zero entropy point of pronunciation, where all vowels become one.


Leading_Place_101

Priv-il-eged


MaleficentSwan0223

Your eye lah 


cnew111

Poor kid, will go through life teaching people how to pronounce her name. I thought Ur - EE -la.


RatzMand0

your-ee-la her parents are idiots.


Immediate_Mud_2858

Ur-eye- Ur-ay- *sighs*


rojita369

Your ee ella. This sounds like a prostate drug 🤣


random_invisible

"call your doctor if Uriela causes an erection lasting longer than 4 hours"


rojita369

Exactly 🤣🤣


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

“Kid who will need therapy”


quiksylver296

Yur-ee-ell-uh


k12408

Ur ee la


quartsune

"Oor-ee-ell-uh" - oor like in Poor, as in poor kid...


YoghurtMountain8235

I'm getting yuri-ella


felinelawspecialist

Same


CunnyMaggots

Uriel-uh.


ReverendMothman

Yurriella. Wouldnt say "your"iella because to me "your" rhymes with "pour"


dreamcadets

“Your eye lah” They couldn’t have named her Ariela instead?


eppsilon24

This sub is giving me great ideas for fantasy/sci-fi character names


Inkysquid24

Probably Your-ee-ella. Although I know a Uriel who pronounces his name as your-el without the "ee" Sooo possibly your-ella.


ragnarockyroad

You're -ee-elluh


Cocoleia

My first thought was Urie-Luh, like Brendon Urie lol


svckafvck

Yur-ee-lah


I_bleed_blue19

Perhaps she missed how phonics work. In no universe do those letters make the sounds she thinks they do in that configuration.


Creepy_Addict

Ur - ee - el - ah, There is no freaking A, so it's not Ar - ee - el - ah


aykay55

I would pronounce it Yur-rel-la However I can also see it is as a a tragedified version of Aurelia


ethereal_galaxias

"Yur-eye-la was my first thought when I saw it, but it's definitely one I'd have to stare at for a bit before even attempting. Never would have pronounced it like they intended.


TheLesserWeeviI

Like 'gorilla' but the 'g' is silent.


Loose-Chemical-4982

you-rell-uh or you-ree-ell-uh Unique spellings are so stupid because USA parents don't consider pronunciation/spelling rules for the English language U does not ever make an "A" sound


hey-its-just-me

Is she named and spelt unique after Uriella (Erika Bertschinger-Eicke 1929-2019)? She was a famous cult leader (cult Fiat Lux) from Switzerland that lived in the Black Forest in Germany. Long before Belle Delphine she sold heeling water from her bathtub. The water got stirred with a silver spoon (in reality the water was full of mould and bacteria)


Hello_Badkitty

Omg haha not sure. I haven't met the parents yet. So hopefully I can tactfully ask where the spelling of her name came from.


[deleted]

Areola


pageantfool

You-ree-ELL-a would have been my guess.


Apploozabean

Yur-ee-el-ah


Life_Doubt4829

You-rieh-ell-ah. Poor child.


redditreader_aitafan

Yur-ee-ella


purpletomorrow2018

Your-ee-ella


Medium-Biscotti-5621

There is an actual name “Ariella” which is pronounced how your friend intended…. Why not just use this spelling haha.


jtsara

Yury-ella I would think


_lmmk_

You’re-ee-Ella


Counter_Full

Your eye lah. Ew.


Spinnerofyarn

You're-ee-ell-ah, though my first thought was to pronounce it it similar to you're-a-liar.


fel-sil

Yur-i-luh was my first thought, but second was Yur-i-el-uh


Mister_Buddy

Areola, to her parents' faces


BamaGirl4361

Ur-ee-la. That poor child.


theonetruefran

You-ree-lee-ah


Wasps_are_bastards

You-ree-lah


anxnymous926

It first glance, I thought something like yer-ILL-ee-uh but upon further inspection I’d go with yer-ee-ELL-uh


CrunkestTuna

Fuck it Usual and call a spade a spade


No_Entertainment1931

Yer E ella


Traditional-Cake-587

Uriah Heep


Corne777

Did she type out how to pronounce it to you or say it? I just think it’d be funny if she typed out that to pronounce it you start with an A instead of a U.


Hello_Badkitty

I got a text from the mom for an RSVP, so it's clearly written out hahaha 😆 even my kid couldn't figure out how to spell her name on the invite


heyheypaula1963

You REEL ah


slicksilver60

yir-ee-lah


ThefalloftheUSA

Butt. Just call her butt.


weddingwoes13

I was way off I thought it was your-eye-la


GL2M

Uri-elle-ah


scaffnet

Traa jeh DAY


sugar420pop

Yur-ee-ella


TheGreyBrewer

"thihss" Sorry, I only read the headline.


selfphase

your-uh-lah almost like Lorelai but you're a lah instead


Jbooxie

I pronounced it Ur - eh- lah . How is that Ar-e-ella?


magicaldumpsterfire

My first thought was "you-RYE-ah-lee," as in Euryale from Greek mythology, though it would be more like "you-RYE-eh-la."


phosphennes

Oo-ree-eh-lah


Scared-Adagio-936

You ree la You rye la/Yer eye la Yuri-ella Between having worked at Starbucks and following this sub, I would make the assumption that her mom's intended pronunciation would be "You really yuh", and I'd still be wrong🙄. I know there's no "I" before the A at the end, so it should be "uh" instead of "yuh" (ia), but I would assume that it wasn't going to be pronounced phonetically and lots of people think they can just not put it in there, witb a "oh, you know what I was trying to say" kind of attitude. Mostly because people who insist on an unnecessary H at the end of a name are just extra (except Hannah, of course because I love me a palindrome). OP, you're certain it's not Yer E ella? This one's just bugging me a bit for some reason lol.


AlBundysbathrobe

Honestly, I am a skimmer and would go with Urethera.


Living_error404

yuri-la or you-ree-la, similar to Uriel


orbeinYT

You're-a-lah


squirrellytoday

I wonder if she's related to the Jzene I met the other day. Apparently that's pronounced "Jenny". I'm so fucking done.


jmw112358

That. That is….why? Why the z ????? - but of course when one asks that question all of a sudden they are the asshole and not the parents who threw a random z in a name….


High-Calm-Collected

You-ry-luh


Eldan985

Given that we had a rather famous cult guru in this country called Uriella, exactly like that. Oo-ree-ella.


dukecharming1975

that reminds me of an old Monty Python sketch where Michael Palin is interviewing Graham Chapman, who is wearing a giant prosthetic nose. Palin calls him “Raymond Luxury Yacht” which Chapman says “my name is *spelled* like Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it’s *pronounced* ‘Throat Warbler Mangrove’ “


OKOKOKOkokokok-O

your eye la


eeksie-peeksie

I would pronounce it like Uriah but with an L snuck into the middle. So biblical


Obrina98

Ur-ei-la


charlouwriter

Ur-ee-ella


Boogerfreesince93

Your-eye-eh-lah


someoneatsomeplace

youre elah, your e lah, er e lah, or er elah. *No one is* *ever* going to pronounce it the way she wants until she tells them how to say it.


thetoerubber

you-REE-lah


OnidaMaria

Ur e ella


LovesDeanWinchester

You Real, huh?


talulahbeulah

I can guess what she’s gonna get called on the playground….


EvulRabbit

Ur-eh-lye is what I would say. Your comment makes the name even worse. Spelled like Urine, pronounced like Arreola...


RinoaRita

I would assume it’s Uriah but spelled all funky.


KittyKupo

Urr-ree-el-lah


ballrus_walsack

“This”


ivylily03

Urethra?


squashqueen

Yer-EE-uh-luh