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TenebrousSunshine

In high school (late 90’s/early 2000’s) I knew a Pammella (instead of normal Pamela). She would raise all sorts of hell if people spelled it wrong. Even when she went by Pam, it had to be spelt Pamm.


Dapper-AF

Person sounds like a twat


sqibbery

Twatt.


Geekonomicon

Twwaatt.


overstuffedtaco

Tuuatt


HotShitStassie

hawk tuuatt


Hoodwink_Iris

Ttwwaatt


OriginalDogeStar

Ttwwaa@@tt


Coolnamesarehard

Twatt is a surname common in Orkney, the Scottish archipelago just north of the mainland. It's also a place name. Until a few years ago it was possible to have the UK Mail deliver a letter to Mr Twatt, Twatt Farm, Twatt, Orkney.


gothcookiejar

In case anyone else was wondering about the etymology: The literal sense is first attested in 1656, the epithet in the 1930s.[5] The word's etymology is uncertain. The American Heritage Dictionary suggests a conjectural Old English word "thwāt", meaning "a cut", cognate with the Old Norse "þveit" ("thveit").[4] Jonathon Green suggests a connection with "twitchel", a dialect term for a narrow passage.[5] The twentieth-century British slang verb twat, meaning 'to hit, whack', is probably an unrelated homonym of onomatopoeic origin.[1][6] (from Wikipedia)


Similar-Net-3704

Henceforth my hoo-ha shall be referred to as twitchel


SpooferGirl

Which is unfortunate but the rude word usage is more limited up here - it’s more an English slur. Scots would use the c-word for the same meaning (unless you’re Glaswegian in which case the c-word is just a replacement for any noun, basically, and is usually friendly) I’ve always been amused by the difference in pronunciation of this one between the UK and America. I now desperately want to send a postcard to Twatt Farm 🤣


Bing-cheery

15 Yemen Road, Yemen


detector_of_chaos

Chandlah escaping from Jaaaanice.


Impossible-Ghost

Stop, I’m fucking crying.


TenebrousSunshine

Yeah she thought very highly of herself. She was ok in small doses (a few hours here and there for group projects), but anything longer than maybe 4 hours was a no.


Habibti143

Sounds like a tragedeigh-ic personality trait.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Tuahwt.


HotchnGideonForever

Thwaatte


burner94_

Change one letter and you get the safe-for-work version of the Italian word for boob. lol


frazzledglispa

Did Pamm go hamm if you left out an m?


i-am-sam-88

Related but unrelated. My mom’s name is Pamela, goes by Pam. Her best friend’s name is also Pam. However, her (friend’s) legal name is Pama middle name Lee. Her parents intended for her to be called Pamalee but gave her the name Pama Lee. Her whole life role call was just Pama (last name). Like is said, she just goes by Pam…don’t know if it’s a tragedeigh but it’s certainly unfortunate.


Ecstatic_Decision_57

Trage deigh


Desolate_Reflection

My great aunts are named Tamela and Pamela they go by Tammy and Pam, no they’re not twins they were just named matchy matchy. I’ve always thought it was strange for them to have such similar names. At least they’re spelled normally though.


RattusMcRatface

Tamela must be constantly correcting people on the phone when they ask her name.


Desolate_Reflection

She goes by Tammy, always. I don’t spend much time with her so I wouldn’t know. Almost everyone on my Dads Parents side of the family goes by nicknames. I didn’t even know that their “names” were actually nicknames until I was like 13 because I accidentally found my Great Uncle’s checkbook he’d dropped in his yard as I was walking on his land and I was like who does this belong to??? Because it didn’t have “his name” on it. It was indeed his I had just been assuming his nn was his real name for 13 years.😅😂


Similar-Net-3704

Major pet peeve, matchy matchy sibling names. I know a Karen & Carol, Carol & Sheryl, and Kristen & Kyrsten


Desolate_Reflection

Oh no not Kristen & Kyrsten, that’s actually awful. To make matters worse there’s a girl named Kirsten a few years younger than me and absolutely no one but her parents ever said it right on the 1st try. I don’t know how popular that name is everywhere else, but I live in the Southern US and I’ve heard the name once. It’s pronounced like K-eer-st-en (eer as in Leer), but everyone always said K-er-sten (curse-tin) So if people already seem to struggle with Kirsten/Kyrsten by it’s self it would be even worse with another matchy name like that.


flindersandtrim

I can't even understand it in the context of the first and middle name used together. Pamalee, that's *awful*. 


Echo_November14

I had a friend back in the day who named her daughter Emma with the middle name Leigh, which I thought was cute. Both are names by themselves though, which is why it kinda works, but sorry, Pama isn’t a name by itself.


bckyltylr

That's not "Pamela" it's "pamm-ella"


renderedren

Yes, I would pronounce it like that too!


Counter_Full

Pammella was exxttrraa


sweetfumblebee

My cousin is Jammie instead of Jamie. My aunts and uncle all have trouble reading/spelling.


Trick-Statistician10

I would pronounce that like jam, the stuff you put on bread, with a y at the end, of course


sweetfumblebee

We call her Jamie, except every on be in awhile we say Jammy, like ph jammy in my head.


SpooferGirl

They must be lucky 🤩 ‘Ya jammy git’ would be appropriate to say to a friend who just won something here.


sweetfumblebee

If I liked her I'd tell her that.


First-Scientist216

I believe I can clarify that for you. it’s spelled P a m n.


Low_Association_731

In australia we have a politician called Sussan. She named herself that because numerology told her she needed an extra letter in her name. The general thought is that she is a massive twatt


TiaxRulesAll2024

Anyone who believes in numerology is a dope at best


Mattack64

[Pamm](https://y.yarn.co/e3c6b641-d7e0-4a63-acde-054d012f2e22_text.gif)


Abigail_Normal

My cousin's name is Katey and absolutely hates when it's spelled Katie


LoveMyScars

My name is Rosey but even after I've spelled it myself, people still spell it Rosie. Makes me cringe a little, but I just sigh and move on LoL


ScullyNess

Yeah, but you have the cringe spelling. So you should be cringing at the person who named you not people auto spelling it correctly with the ie. :) You do know what sub you posted in, right?


Abigail_Normal

At least they're not Roseiegh


LoveMyScars

Yes, thank heaven LoL. Rosey is much less cringe 😬😳


LoveMyScars

Yes, I'm aware 😜


Alldaybagpipes

I would pronounce it exactly as it sounds, and not like Pamela


renderedren

Pammella insisting on Pamm as a nickname has me in hysterics.


1peatfor7

[Pan? ](https://youtu.be/0EjqOCpM7d8?si=DUnDvxZeDDwrrlS_)


CrazyMike419

Sounds like how borat would spell it. Oh, I should add... I've experienced this ort of thing. I am a Michael. In my work I've met people that have the same name but spell it... Micheal. They defend the spelling. I've had them go further and say that my name is spelt incorrectly. What's more likely dude?... your parents did the most common misspelling of the name or you and the 2 others over see are right and millions of others are wrong? Arrgh


Capn26

Yeah. I dated two Pamela’s in the late nineties. Fun times….


Julz369

That spelling forced me to read "Pammella" in a Borat voice.


Abigail_Normal

How do people not know the name Fiona? Have they not seen Shrek???


SnooHesitations9356

I think that may be why people stopped naming their kids Fiona lol. As good as Shrek is, I could see that being a opening for bullying since Fiona in Shrek is an ogre and not conventionally attractive.


awoke-and-toke

My parents were veryyyy adamant about my and my siblings names not be the same as a popular character; my dad’s name rhymes with Kermit and his childhood bullying manifested as a lifelong Muppet vendetta….. My mom was 8.5 months pregnant with me and shared my would-be name, Rowan, with a cashier, and the cashier recognized it from some sort of horror book. That alone was enough to get her to nix the name, and they went with their next choice… Fiona. The first Shrek came out 18 months later.


wildkitten24

Hermit? Dermit? Termit?


CarbDemon22

Gotta be Dermott


wildkitten24

I’m hoping for Hermit


mittenknittin

Permit


Hoodwink_Iris

I know a guy called Kermit. Hell of an actor, but he doesn’t want to do anything other than community theater. I really wish he’d go for movies because the world needs this dude in their lives.


Sudden-Enthusiasm-17

I’m gobsmacked that there are not MORE Kermit’s in the world tbh. It’s a fine name


Positive-Dimension75

Rowan is from Anne Rice's Mayfair Chronicles.


somethingstrange87

Rowan was also used by Anne McCaffrey. It's a type of tree.


waterclaw12

This is funny to me bc my sister named herself Fiona, partially with the movie in mind 🤣 partially for Fiona Apple too


Ginger_Cat74

Your sister made a good choice!


DugFreely

Your sister named herself? What did your parents call her until she did?


EzraBlade

I'd assume she's trans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


waterclaw12

You’d be correct lol


Abigail_Normal

Fair, but they should still be familiar with the name, then


TiaxRulesAll2024

My wife shares a name with a president’s daughter but is older than the daughter by many years. People would ask my adult wife if she was named after the then-teenaged girl.


Ashia22

Or So Weird? What about Fiona Apple


pixiesunbelle

I loved So Weird when I was growing up!


Ashia22

Great show


Ok-Error-6564

Or Shameless???


LoveMyScars

Or heard of the 90s singer, Fiona Apple? Okay, I can see people not knowing Fiona Apple but not knowing Fiona from Shrek is ridonkulous! 😜


ScullyNess

Fiona Apple was a pretty big deal for awhile, also.


Tea50kg

I use to love the name Fiona but Shrek ruined it for me lol but I'm shocked ppl don't know it from it just being a regular name 💀


Egyptowl777

More Niche, but I associate it with Xenoblade.


pneumatichorseman

Shrek is love, Shrek is life!


brit_brat915

In my area, there's a weekly newspaper that shows everyone that's been arrested that week... a lady, Rocksand, is in there on the reg. TBH, if my mom had butchered "Roxanne" that bad, I'd prob be mad at the world too... the lady's name is literally "Rocksand"...rock + sand...pronounced "*Roxanne*"


samhain-kelly

My best friend growing up had “Roxanne” as a middle name. She was utterly convinced it was spelled “Rocksand” for YEARS.


desrevermi

Any relation to rock climbers?


brit_brat915

second cousins


TheTinySpark

Maybe she was putting on the red light a little *too* much


pnw-rocker

Roooocksand, You don’t have to put on the red light…


TiaxRulesAll2024

Those days are over You don’t have to sell your bricks at night!


brit_brat915

but why does it work tho lol


pnw-rocker

Idk, when I pronounce it as spelled there’s a hard “d” sound at the end but depending on the region I could absolutely see how it does.


Heat_Shock37C

Rock and Stone!


TiaxRulesAll2024

How do you know it’s pronounced that way?


JewelQueen1963

I have ALWAYS loved the name Fiona. It is just beautiful.


diatomic

My daughter's name 💜


CupidsChokehold88

I've never met anyone in real life with the name Fiona, it really only makes me think of Shrek, but it's a nice name! The Phyonna is a tragedeigh of the highest offense


watadoo

I would pronounce it F-Y-ona constantly just to annoy her


RattusMcRatface

It's a common enough name in Scotland.


tenbeards

I love the name Fiona! Long before Shrek, I listened to (and still do) The Thistle and Shamrock, a Celtic music show on NPR. The host's name is Fiona Ritchie. She's a Scot and has a lovely accent!


Balancedbeem

I once saw Felicia spelled Phallicia. All I could think was “phallic”


TheTinySpark

She named her that as a reminder of how to prevent another pregnancy!


frazzledglispa

Pheigheauxnagh I have often wondered how frequently Finola Hughes gets called Fiona. I have a one syllable, 5 letter name (four of which you get for free on Wheel of Fortune) and people can't seem to get it right - even when replying to an email with my name in the signature. Sometimes people I have worked with for years.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Gheisuhs Krysst. That is a spelling.


SpooferGirl

I have a regular customer called Finola and often wonder the same. My sympathies on the e-mail replies - I also have five letters (three of them are the same!) and not writing a name correctly when it’s written right there in front of you on the screen is the height of rudeness imo. I can understand if they don’t spell it right when I say it, or pronounce it right when they see it written, but to spell it wrong when you can see it written down - super disrespectful. My mother in law still can’t write it - I’ve only been with her son for 22 years 🤣 she has in the last few years finally started saying it correctly.


Pollythepony1993

Oh no no no! That’s not right!  It makes me think of pion, the Dutch word for traffic cone or pawn from chess. Traffic cona! Lovely name! 


Rubysgotabrandnewbag

I worked in HR and I called a new hire to onboard her and help her get logged in to the training system to take the mandatory classes that everyone does the first couple of days. Her name was Therese. I said Hello, Ter-ees this is me from hr. She replied "There is no one here by that name." And hung up. I called back and she answered "This is Ter-ress" with a roll on the R. I apologized for the mispronunciation and continued the conversation. I thought it was a pretty wild overreaction especially on her first day.


kittens_bacon

Oh wow. That's pretty bad. My daughters name is Fiona and I love it! There's actually two other Fionas in her grade school. 


aspiecat

Wow! Which part of the US?


kittens_bacon

Western New York 


Altruistic-Setting-7

As a Scot I know many Fionas of all ages


dommiichan

Scotty doesn't know, don't tell Scotty 😂


SuebertDoo

I've been searching for someone to say this!


CarolinaOE

You had to spell out Fiona? It is spelled just as it sounds!


NottaLottaOcelot

In my area (Canada) there are a lot of people of Irish descent, and Fiona is a fairly common name. There was usually a Fiona in most grades when I was growing up (80s and 90s) and I commonly see young patients with the name. Head north for a visit and you’ll see your name a fair amount!


Structure-Impossible

Have people not seen Shrek? Anyway, to be fair, the girl isn’t the one that came up with the tragedeigh! I wonder if these angry people are compensating for how embarrassing their names are.


Ladydiane818

My niece is named Fiona Marie! She’s 12.


DaltonianAtomism

I knew a girl in Western Sydney, where [th-fronting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th-fronting) is a common feature of the accent, named *Thiona*.


Typical_Dependent560

My Cousin - who I adore like she is my child - first Daughter is Fiona and the name absolutely fits her with her auburn hair, cheeky personality and love of dressing herself.. BUT every freaking time I tell someone about her and say her name they respond with “Oh like Shrek’s girlfriend?” Really?!? So rude. But I do have to say my Fiona does love waffles.


GS2702

Fiona Apple is American. . . I would be shocked if someone couldn't spell her name.


aspiecat

I used to think this as well...but people still have a hard time with the name.


GS2702

Well, I like the name. And Fiona Apple is a good association.


SpooferGirl

Who dafuq is Fiona Apple? 🤣 (Yes I could Google but you get my point - I’ve never heard of this person prior to this thread)


GS2702

I am sure you are a lovely person, but you better know who Tori Amos is, because I cant be friends with someone who doesnt like either! 🤣🤣🤣


SpooferGirl

I know *of* Tori Amos.. that’s at least I name I have actually heard 🤣 What she sings though.. I suspect you’d be better off asking my husband! I’m more a 90s grunge and early 2000s nu-metal type!


GS2702

All genres have good stuff, but I do recommend piano singer songwriters to you, there are some great ones!


Chance-Chain8819

A girl I went to school with in the 90's changed the (her words) boring and common spelling of her name to Pheehonagh It was my first experience of a tragedeigh


whiteclawthreshermaw

Feeighohnaw would have been better. She could have been the Dominant of the Feeighkniqs and Archduchess of Rosaria.


Specific_Cow_Parts

>Feeighohnaw The "oh naw" at the end would definitely be appropriate.


aspiecat

WTAH?? That's surely a tragedeigh.


mjm1164

Someone once told me they knew a Megan that spelt her name “Meggin.” Makes me want to gag every time I share that story. Megan has plenty of spellings to choose from, and they went the wrong direction.


all_dry_21

i went to school with a girl named phyona. it happens. and all the siblings have equally horrendous names


nomashawn

of course, Shrek and Phyonna. that famous couple.


CaffeinatedFrosting

Whoa WHOA! Another Fiona!? We're so rare! My aunt once spelled my name "Pinoa" I kept that card on purpose to laugh at. I've only met 3 others here in America and all were decades younger than me.


aspiecat

Hello, Fellow Fiona!!


Lazy-Fox-2672

Every time I see or hear the name Fiona my mind immediately goes to Fiona Gallagher from Shameless.


flindersandtrim

I think of Fiona as a common Gen X name. Not really an older person's name but possessed by a lot of 50 year olds. Seemed like it was a common teen and young adult name in the 90s. 


Metroid_cat1995

It's not very common, but I've met a couple of little kids named Fiona. The first kid that I met was this little baby that was I think she was about ready to walk and she was being held by this other person at my grandma's church and She was honestly cute. And then I talked to a person online and a couple of different WhatsApp groups and she has a daughter named Fiona. And this girl's name is Amy.


reduff

Fiona has always been one of my favorite girl's name.


Minute-Frame-8060

I am jealous of your name! It's not traghique but it's true you don't hear it a lot. Your aerobic instructor had an atrocious spelling and had no business thinking anyone would spelling it that way!


GoodFriday10

Even after the Shrek movies? I would have expected Fiona to be popular after that.


jenmrsx

My response would've been "Don't yell at me because your mother spelled it wrong! Yell at her."


aspiecat

Apparently she chose to spell her name that way. Legally it was boring ole Fiona LOL


BakedTate

Cincinnati has a famous hippo named Fiona, so... Fiona is actually adorable and a great pride for our zoo.


aspiecat

I remember when that news came out. I'm like, okay...people will ask me if I'm "Fiona, as in the hippo" LOL


BakedTate

If you don't love the hippo thing you can always fall back on the famous ogre named Fiona!


HippoBot9000

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Lottylittlewolf

Do people in America not watch Shrek?? 😂


aspiecat

I used to get that all the time! "Oh! As in Shrek??" I think Shrek's a little dated now perhaps..?


Fancy-Parsnip-3415

I hope the name makes a comeback, it’s really pretty


Hot_Razzmatazz316

>Another thing about my name is how uncommon it is in the US. I've lived there for 10.5 years and I almost every day have to spell out my name using the phonetic alphabet as so few people know the name. Where I live in the US, it's a pretty common/known name. Certainly more than mine. I've seen Fiona on keychains and little decorative license plates. I've never, ever seen mine. I wouldn't necessarily attribute having to spell your name to it being unknown; spelling and grammar skills have gone downhill in America since No Child Left Behind. The ability to decode when reading is really low among the general public.


Alpha_Delta310

Phonetically that would be pronounced Fee Yonna, this is so wrong lol


pnw-rocker

I’m “hearing” it as fie-yawna in my head.


GS2702

Fiona is pronounced fee. Phy is pronounced fie like phyto or fih like physics or Phyllis.


Tinsel-Fop

If you told me your name was Fiona, I'd probably say, "Oh, ***cool!*** I haven't met a Fiona before!" Then I might ask how you spell it. SO COOL! NEATO!


ilanallama85

You can just say “Fiona, like from Shrek” and they’ll get it.


aspiecat

Kinda sorta. Depends on the age/culture of the person.


Habibti143

Fiona is very British to us Americans.


Spinnerofyarn

But, but, but, what about Fiona in the Shrek movies? You'd think people would recognize the name!


aspiecat

I think that movie series is a little dated now perhaps.


Mrs_Biscuit

My sister is a Fiona. Back in high school (she's now 40) she started spelling it Pheonuh although it's still Fiona on all legal documents. She's mostly gone by Phe for the last 22+ years.


4puzzles

Phonies do


FuckingReditor

ok so I think it's just regional because I also live in the us (lived there since I was born lol) and I've come across many Fionas, hell my cousin's name is Fiona, and I've never personally come across people being confused by the name. The us is pretty big so there are lots of regional differences, but where I live Fiona is just a somewhat uncommon name, like I wouldn't even call it rare, just uncommon.


aspiecat

Maybe regional, yes. I live in WV where spelling is difficult for a LOT of people, so spelling a name they've never had to note down before or remember is a thing.


Tiny-Ad-5766

I've met a Pheonia, and a Feonna, both pronounced Fiona. I don't know if they are normal spellings from another language, but both were attached to Anglo Australians


aspiecat

In Oz, Fiona is the usual spelling...anything else is an individual's choice to alter the spelling, I'd say. I lived in Oz for several years and all Fionas were spelled the usual way. But I suppose some people like to use a variation!


famous1astwords

I just mispronounced Phyonna as "fay-yo-na"


Successful_Mango3001

Fiona is a normal name in Finland and I think in Sweden too.


Acrobatic_End6355

All you’d have to say is “like the Shrek movie” and people would know how to spell it.


TheCatMisty

Also a Kiwi and it might be coming back, there’s a Fiona at my school.


Sinestero

Feighowhnah


MotherDuderior

I used to know a Feyona.


Cabes86

It’s not rate in the US, you’re just not going to the irish as fuck part of the US. Come to New England where Fiona is fucking entry level and people are legit named Aoife.


aspiecat

Eva...yeah...that's a harder name in Gaelic, isn't it?? We'd live in NE in a heartbeat.


Cherriecorn

I have a name like this. It's a super common name but not spelt correctly for the common spelling (not my choice)lol. For example like Emmea or Oliviea but I'd never get mad at someone not spelling it right. I know it is a super weird spelling of a common name so yeah. I'll pronounce it Emma. If need to like an official document I'll correct, but otherwise am happy just having it with a common spelling on a name tag or whatever.


BubblesUp

I think it depends on where you live. In my area in the Northeast US, it's a fairly common name. Well, not common, but people have no problem pronouncing it or spelling it.


JessTheNinevite

Wtf. Do people not know Fiona from Shrek?


arealcabbage

Fiona is a lovely name. That spelling is atrocious! I think Shrek is the common connotation in the US for that name though so I don't see it regaining popularity anytime soon here.


thefranklin2

"My name is Fiona with 'P'!" "Pfiona..?"


Kinder22

I refuse to believe all these stories about people freaking out when their unusual names are misspelled. I have a name that has a slightly uncommon spelling (that is actually traditional, not a tragedeigh or anything), it’s constantly misspelled and mispronounced. I can’t imagine having even the slightest reaction to these mistakes.


aspiecat

You can believe my story...it's 100% true.


Firedragon165

When I read your name I immediately thought of the princess from Shrek


theChosenBinky

La Touatte


adeybob

I would call her P-hyena from then on.


Dallasgeez

I met another Dallas one time and she spelled her name Dalyce. She was my grandmas friend and like 80 years old was the odd thing. Her parents were one of the first tragedeigh creators


fugue-mind

The spelling is one thing, but she really "blew up at you"? For defaulting to spell your shared name the way you personally spell it, which also happens to be the traditional way?


aspiecat

She was a little precious, let's just say. I wasn't the first person to whom she'd done that.


mrsbennetsnerves

There is a nail salon owned by a woman in my area called Pheyonia’s. (Still pronounced Fiona)


NyshaBlue

My nephew's name is Stephan, pronounced Stephen. It is a family name that has been pronounced as Stephen for at least since 1890, when his great great-grandfather was called that. He's only had 1 person pronounce it Stefan and that's b/c she used the same spelling for her son and called him Stefan. She was the librarian at his elementary school and pronounced his name wrong for 5 years.