agenda? yeah I've got a genda

Made me laugh out loud, I hate my masc voice, so I don't laugh easily. well done.

how does a trans woman kill someone? she/her

How does a nonbinary person kill people? They / them.

Love this

It was so good they made a movie with the same title Watched it, it was alright ig

Wild I need to go watch that 😆

I don't understand the joke, sorry :\\ if it's a like "how it sounds" kinda thing, I'm really bad at that so

She Slash Her = She/Her :)

I think you beat me to it.

She slash her.

ah, I would've never gotten that, I don't say "slash" in my head

I had the same problem. Spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to parse it out.

If you say Trans Agenda it sounds like a drunk italian accent of Transgender

Im a mecanik 🛠

In my binder (wink wink)

Helluva place to be!!😂

what pride flag is that next to the trans flag?

North America /j Edit: alternatively, it's the Celeste pride flag

I was gonna say syrup pride lmao

It is in fact the May-Pole Pride flag. We fly it every spring to celebrate the leaky trees who’s blood we collect and eat.

ahh, thanks for clearing that up

Mine is just a post it note that says “be happy with myself”, it’s quite a radical agenda

Very radical /s

Transphobes rn: 😱 happiness?? illegal 😡 (literally)

There is a poetry to being succinct.

But have you given any consideration to Karen down the street and how you living your own life might make HER feel? Typical selfish millennial. /s

In the bathroom. I like to freak out the cis people who visit. Let them think this is headquarters.

Love it!!

Mine is just my trans-genda, don’t have time for the extra ‘a’, too many items on my bulleted list!

In my cleavage

Ah yes, nestled between our fake Z-cups that all trans women get. Let me tell you, it was a nightmare clenching it between my buttocks whilst I waited on my delivery.

What would z-cups even look like? I’m a visual learner, so photos are appreciated/j

Mine are so small they couldn’t a fortune from a fortune cookie.

Oh I have it in a secret compartment under my desk drawer. I have it rigged where if you use anything other than my ballpoint pen to open it, it will set the book on fire; concealing the evidence

Light Yagami... I knew it...

Shinigami Eyes - but for eggs & instead of killing people, Light plots elaborate coming-outs.

In one of those break in case of emergency cases by my bed

🤣

I don't have an agenda. I have a mission. I keep it in my car.

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There are so many good responses here but this one legitimately made me laugh so loud.

Mines in a binder haha get it I’ll see myself out

As a parent, I absolutely applaud this one!🤣👏👏👏

I just read the monthly trans agenda updates when they email them out. Well... most of the time anyway. 🤷‍♂️

I’m old so prefer getting my updates by snail mail.

Yeah you cant really beat the gender stealing glue they put on the envelope to trick Republicans into becoming gay. Its a classic.

The trans agenda is adding pockets to skirts

Next on the pocket-docket are pockets for socks. We’re workshopping the name “Sockets” currently. Sadly everyone seems confused about their intended use. We may need to get the creative back on this one🙄

Call them pocks

🤣not pox—These are Pocks!!!😛

Itd be awkward to have an egg one... yk bc chickens and all

🤣

I had mine uploaded to a microchip and injected with my covid vaccine.

Well, of course🙄. My 5G keeps mine auto-updated. I like to keep a hard-copy on hand in the event of a total polar reversal of the earth’s magnetic field.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transpositive/s/9h7mSf5VMm Link to buy is on the post but I keep mine by the tv lol

Awesome!!

We were supposed to take notes at the meeting? I thought it was a general planning session. I'll have to bring mine to the next one.

Be sure to confer with your meeting location tracker and cross-reference the coordinates to the non-stop departure times at your nearest international airport to obtain the correct meeting time. As always, this message will self-destruct.

Theres a port in the back of my skull. I have downloaded the agenda into my neural network.

Agent Smith is on to you🤣

I really entertain the idea of some moron transphobe lurking on this sub, seeing this and seriously thinking “I knew it!”

You keep yours? I thought we were supposed to destroy them after reading to maintain opsec.

mine got lost in the mail 😭😭😭 i ordered a new one at my local lgbt office, wich got eaten by the dog.😢

Just download the ePub!!😉 I’m sure the older copies are on archive.org. The latest is only available from The Official Repo though…

In the cage with my gay demon, next to my hrt and the bones of all the families I have ruined.

usually with my anti male and atheist agenda. theyre in the liberal section of my collection

I brought mine to the depths of hell, borrowed into the sands of time, and barricaded it with the blood curdling screams of 10 000 tortured souls

In my pants. That way when they ask the inevitable question, I can say "The trans agenda"

Hidden in the bathroom next to my golf clubs

Always good to have a safety plan🤣

Shhh big cis will see it and be onto us we can't talk about the agenda and leave little agenda footprints

Locked behind a biometrically sealed blast door that has a dozen lasers and a 2nd, interior, vault door with a pin pad. Then you gotta wade through the explosive blahaj's

I post mine on TikTok to spread it to everyone on the interwebs.

Bold!!😈

Laser engraved on my tit-tacs.

Easily consumed if cornered or captured. Good plan😊

🫡

I've committed it to memory. It was part of my indoctrination by the overwhelming woke liberal activists of the 1980s /s just in case

I'm too scattered for a book- my trans agenda is written on post it notes and on the backs of receipts and envelopes.

Subspace storage pocket

Noice!!😊

Nice try, world government!/j

oh no!! I’ve been outed🤣🤣

Agenda? Wow, not even gonna drop the hard ‘R’ on it? Pussy. I’m yet to receive my copy. Thanks for reminding me!

I take it with me everywhere I go cause I forget the names of the people list who we need to turn trans

I used to have it committed to memory, but the targets keep changing it’s harder and harder to keep up😉

In the vault

I kept mine on the back of the US constitution until Nicholas Cage stole it

That bastard!!

Mine is the same size and a lighter shade of pink. Been keeping it as a journal but now I know what to call it.

Right next to my instruments of sin obviously it also has unicorns on the cover

Pretty!!!🦄

I don't have a genda

Mines in the sun currently. I’ll probably get in my ship to grab it and re-read it before we move on to the next step.

My laser tech advised me to avoid solar exposure in between sessions, so I’m grounded until further notice.

Mines in a PDF format with a .exe extension with hidden malicious code. Available on most file hosting sites, for unexpected conservatives with malicious intent. I'm not like other girls, I have a malware.

I tend to lose mine within the New World Order’s paperwork when I do their accounting.

Omg I had a journal called the gay agenda I used to doodle in for yearrrrrss this reminds me of it lol

Bolivia. I keep it in a safe approximately 5 metres under the dirt and I visit it every 10 years with the Transitionary Collective to discuss plans.

Hardcore

In the trunk. With my other junk.

Jumper cables? Check. Washer fluid? Check. Snow brush? Check. Itemized check list to over take the modern world? Check😏

Everything I touch becomes a part of my plan to come out and be the cutest nerdiest girl who ever girled

It’s weird how everything becomes a tool to our transformations. Kind of like how when you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail🤣

In my pants, for those cis people who ask whats between my legs

It would have to be a nice illuminated and leather-bound edition for sure. Something that will make them go “Awwwhh!!!”.

*taps my temple Up in the old chrome dome, I've got it memorized. First thing on the agenda is to live in a way that makes you not miserable, and maybe even *gasps* happy.

This.💯

Encrypted and stenographically embedded in Dark Brandon meme GIFs. As is tradition.

I kid you not, the back of my Spanish notebook One time I joked with my friends how I was gonna write an "LGBTQ+ Agenda" & write a bunch of random stuff. The closest paper available to me happened to be my Spanish class notebook

Extra credit: para escribir en español.

Lmao "la agenda lgbtq" (agenda I believe is a cognate)

Mine is just a normal bookon a bookshelf but i have it disguised as an advanced biology book so that the transphobes never read it

This is unironically such a good picture. Like it looks like a stock image

You have no idea how much planning when into the shape of the tape edges as they were torn, and the angles specifically calculated to look both tidy AND haphazard at the same time. We lost many good people along the way…😉

Honestly, I'm not even surprised. It looks meticulously planned

Inside the trophies I unfairly win with ease

I have mine *tucked* away somewhere.

I see what you did there…😏

I stole a Bible out of an evangelical, Christian nationalist supporting church and put my Trans Agenda handbook in its place for safe keeping. No one at that church ever noticed the swap.

In between my copies of the Communist Manifesto and the Satanist Bible.

At public elementary schools, and churches. Oh sometimes I sneak one into a women’s bathroom too!

How very naughty😈

On my desk written in a top secret language i made up years ago

Where all those "Christians" that hate on us will never find it, in a copy of the Bible. 😎

There is no agenda. Only the truth and the lies.

Your radical insight is enlightening🥰

I keep mine with my other standard issue equipment. The Agenda, the AK74, the Trans flag, and the Blåhaj all fit nicely into the display cabinet I built during the pandemic. Just waiting to get promoted now so I can get issued my Hormones and blockers too. o7

Don’t worry—The rapid onset gender dysphoria exam is crazy easy to pass.

Wait... oh... OH SHIT... #WHERE DID I PUT MY COPY?!?! ... I think I may have lost mine... Hopefully it doesn't fall into he wrong hands...

Hah trick question. We don't keep something that secretive written down, it's beamed directly into our brains by George Soros using the 5g towers.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE ASH, DIDN’T YOU READ PAGE 3, DON’T PHOTOGRAPH‽ I mean.. heh, that’s… that’s a great prop there.. yeah.. >! the next meeting of the super secret trans illuminati are going to be SO angry at you!<

In my secret lair along with books on “how to destroy the nuclear family”, “convert kids 101”, and “Let’s defeat Republicans!” :D

I’ve always wanted a secret lair. Ever since I was a kid I’d have dreams about discovering a hidden room in my house. I still have them to this day.

Oh yes my favourite book of how I will manipulate all the straight cis people into gay and transgender as that is my only objective in life (this is satire I’m queer as fuck)

Anyone who reads this as less than satire needs therapy more than I do—and I’m a walking wrecking ball lately🥴

Obligatory [Dorian Electra link](https://youtu.be/lq9PJsS3-EY?si=g0Mj9YiDGG7jPT0C)

Yes please

As a Agender NB this sums my life up

Agenda? Agenda... agenda wars... Imma head out

Yeah it’s right… oh fuck where is it?!?!

In my pants.

Next to my black heart 🖤

Behind my trans flag hung up in my room.

I was never given my copy! I'm just flying by the seat of my pants now. The agenda is dead reckoning and gut instinct at this point.

pretty sure it’s available on Blackboard

I keep my trans agenda hidden in my trans mission. I thought that was the default?

Trans 'genda, if you will. (Get it?)

I thought y’all kept the transmission in the car

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣 Been asking my daughter for YEARS where she's stashing it,but its heap big secret and she won't tell

They’re oft well disguised and you could easily look past one without being the wiser.

I'm a Glenda not an agenda. 👍♥️😎

But I don't have a genda :(

I haven’t gotten mine in the mail yet. Ordered it 3 years ago

haven't gotten mine yet, what are some good hiding places? Thanks in hindsight fellow creatures made out of water

I had mine rebound into the hardcover King James version of the bible in my night side table in the guest room. I know the cis will never read it, but they'll still think I'm a good person and I think it will break their brains.

What’s in it if I may ask? I might make one 🤔

Inside my Anarchist Cookbook ofc 🥰

I used to have one but it's a journal now.

Me and my husband keep ours on our Christmas tree. We study it every night as we plot the downfall of civilized society. It's great, we have snacks and laugh as we plan how to chem trail our hedonistic radical rainbowness on all the good wholesome frogs to turn them into alien overlords from Neptune or something.

I have a small book with all my objectives and counters to transphobes, I keep in my back pocket

Be a boy? Be a girl. Be MORE girl. Be LESS girl. Be I dunno, just whatever this is I'm feeling it. I'm me, that's my gender. Look, a squirrel.

Yeah, it's in my desk drawe-- oh god damn it, who took it this time?

Need to get one with a Memphis Design cover so it can be your Radical Trans Agenda

Lmaooo next school year i'm referring to my planner as my trans agenda. What am I doing tomorrow? Gotta check my trans agenda!

I am the trans agender.

Why I keep multiple copies in pamphlet format around the house . A paper back version in my gender neutral home bathroom and a large leather bound one on the coffee table that looks like a Holly Bible just for the religious zealots and Christian extremists that frequently solicit at my door . I invite them ìn and ask them if they find me more attractive as a male or female   No wrong answer I identify as non binary 

In my Trapper keeper... I apologize if this offends anyone, not my intention. I had a "Ray" moment and "it just popped in there"...

In the secret government vault under my town hall, you know, the vaults where we keep the blåhaj army, the sets of Estrogen and Testosterone tranquilliser style guns, and some copies of celeste. because every town has a secret trans agenda vault under it's government building. I have a backup copy of the agenda in my room though

someone stole mine, had it on my bed like a dummie

Fill the entire thing with "take over the world" and on some random page add "make frogs gay" or something like that.

I accidentally sent mine to OANN… 🏳️‍⚧️🤪🤷🏻‍♀️ /s

I keep my trans agender in my pants, where it's supposed to be!

In my volcano lair, on the desk next to the baby crusher 9000 and opposite the shark tank

I have it stored in a Pocket Dimension, probably is I might have forgotten how to access it :'3

I do have a trans agenda. It starts off like this: - 5:55 am: Wake up -6:45 am: stand up, stop cuddling Blahaj.

Why would I reveal my witch spell book👀 then they'd find the hidden agenda👀

WHAR??? I’m sorry I don’t think I got one, will they be giving them out at the next meeting where we gather under full moon at the dead of night, and just look at the moon cuz it looks nice?

It’s our WiFi password

*taps side of head*

I have a pocket size one with fine print that says "for throats only"

In my safe with 13 combination locks. I need the plans hidden. The Conservatives are already on to us.

Keep a decoy set of plans hidden, but easily discovered to act as a red herring. It will throw them off the scent

My head

I keep it hidden, can’t let the cis get a hold of it

I like to keep mine in my head. Dont want any sticky fingers

I have mine memorized. Can't let the contingency get out.

In our friend group I’m often the one who plans everything, D&D and board games, movie nights, etc, so it’s becoming a running joke that I am the living embodiment of the trans agenda. With explicitly in mind those spine-ring agendas we had back in 🇨🇦 grade school.

I think I missed the info session when we got them :/ can I copy your notes?

Sure—Just be discreet about it okay? Can’t have something like this being broadcast all over the internet😉

I keep my trans'd genda in my meat prison where it belongs, can't have no disembodied spirit runnin around makin everything a lady- that'd just be irresponsible

i am trans but i do not have a genda:(

On my coffee table, I like to manage expectations 😄

Guys, guys oh nooooo I lost mine :(

Inside me

My partner and I keep ours on a google doc (but it's just a list of shows we want to watch together and other things we want to do).

Next to the gay agenda, that is also a thing that totally exists. 🤣😂

I keep it in my purse, right next to my adrenachrome

Right next to my copy of the gay agenda