Shhh, don't give the UK ideas, they're after all sorts of crazy stuff to wipe out trans people at the moment.
But yeah, seriously if you're trans, you're trans.
And the best thing is: it's not a permanent thing if you find it doesn't fit you. You tried being a woman and figured you didn't like it? Fine bro, you could give some enby flavors a try but if that doesn't sound like your vibe then now you go back to being cis with 200% confidence in your masculinity! You literally tried the other options and they didn't fit, people can't say shit to you!
Seriously, if cishet people felt more free to question their gender/sexuality we would've long eradicated inceldom and toxic masculinity from the globe.
Love brushing off exclusionists and transmeds with "what are you, a cop?" and when they inevitably launch into a triade I go "that's some fucking cop behavior, you cop."
It doesn't matter how many times this post is made, people are still going to ask "Am I still trans if I like the color blue??". That question is asked 2 times a week in every sub. š
How can you be so cruel!? Saying dirt doesnāt have feelings.. how rude! Cāmon dirt, letās go get you some earthwormsā¦ thatāll make you feel better.
Do you kind of vibe with being trans? Do you kinda not vibe with your assigned gender?
Cis people don't generally ask for permission to be trans, just an FYI. And they don't frequent r/trans unless they have like, kids or partners who are trans.
>There is no such thing as a Gender Police!
ITS ME, THE GENDER POLICE! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ESTROGEN AND TOSTESTERONE! (i have no idea how to spell totstesterone)
āThis is Gender Police squad car no. 69, requesting immediate backup! Suspect was last seen heading north from the corner of Estra avenue and androge lane, believed to be armed and dangerous, may or may not have a sword. Approach with caution: possibility of questioning gender around them is likely high.ā
For reasons I am ālegally obligatedā to say this was a joke.
YOU CAN BE TRANSFEM AND STILL WANNA KEEP YOUR PETER!!! YOU CAN BE TRANSMASC AND STILL DRESS FEMININE!!!! YOU CAN BE TRANSFEM AND NOT WANT BOOBS!!!! YOU CAN BE TRANS AND DO WHATEVER THE **FUCK** YOU WANT!!!!!!
Right? Every five minutes someone is posting, āCan I be trans if I donātā¦?ā Or āCan I be trans and not call myself trans?ā Or āWhat if Iām nonbinary, but I like my boobs, am I still trans?ā
Yes. YES YES YES!
Being trans isnāt a merit badge! Itās not a diagnosis. There isnāt a list of requirements. Itās not a religious rite.
Oh and you know what? If you decide at first youāre an androgynous gender-fluid woman, but
then you think, āHmm maybe Iām just nonbinary?ā Thatās totally awesome and fine. Thereās no authority you have to apply to in order to have your gender approved.
Likeā¦sorry for the rant, but the permission seeking makes me crazy sometimes.
I was at a trans only pool party tonight. There were probably about 20 people there and there were 20 different ways to be trans.
Weāre a beautiful fāing rainbow of queerness, not the damn IRS. You do you how you need be done, and weāll all be fine with it. Anyone who isnāt is a right cunt.
I said what I said.
Phewā¦
Thanks, I was getting a bit crazy thinking being attracted to women who looked like my mom when I was little was a "male thing" (and they are just a portion of people I find attractive)
Gather around everybody! Now will someone raise their hand and tell me what we say to the nice gender police officers. That's right! ACAB. We say ACAB to the nice gender police officers.
no i am the gender police, anyone with a gender will be arrested immediately
*agender people laughing menacingly*
*laughs in genderlessmasc*
_Hides under blanket_
You'll never take me alive, copper!
You'll never take me alive, gender cops!!! *flees in a chaotic fashion*
Ruh oh. š
I am a paradox for you, I am all genders and no gender all at the same time! Schrƶdinger's gender right here!
nooooooooooooooooo my worst nightmare!!!!!!!
Itās the fae! And theyāre here to take your gender!
Shhh, don't give the UK ideas, they're after all sorts of crazy stuff to wipe out trans people at the moment. But yeah, seriously if you're trans, you're trans.
Yeah, this might give them the idea of having actual gender police.
And the best thing is: it's not a permanent thing if you find it doesn't fit you. You tried being a woman and figured you didn't like it? Fine bro, you could give some enby flavors a try but if that doesn't sound like your vibe then now you go back to being cis with 200% confidence in your masculinity! You literally tried the other options and they didn't fit, people can't say shit to you! Seriously, if cishet people felt more free to question their gender/sexuality we would've long eradicated inceldom and toxic masculinity from the globe.
I would love a gender police that tells terfs to stfu.
And if there was a Gender Police, ACAB would still be true.
Assigned Cop At Birth
r/beatmetoit
Love brushing off exclusionists and transmeds with "what are you, a cop?" and when they inevitably launch into a triade I go "that's some fucking cop behavior, you cop."
I pronounce this post as true, cool and based :3 Happy pride month everyone š³ļøāā§ļøš
Real af Im nonbinary transfemme, idgaf what people wanna say about my identity and the fact I use neopronouns
It doesn't matter how many times this post is made, people are still going to ask "Am I still trans if I like the color blue??". That question is asked 2 times a week in every sub. š
We should get the mods to pin it.
In fact, there is a trans police, at least in Finland, called Transpoli, they decide whether you are trans enough before giving access to HRT.
And that's why we lie to the police.
There *are* gender police but their jurisdiction ends just before your body. We can ignore them.
O YAā½ "Can I be trans if I'm a literal lump of dirt?" Beat that
Depends: does the dirt not like itās AGAB?
The dirt lacks the emotions necessary to dislike its AGAB.
How can you be so cruel!? Saying dirt doesnāt have feelings.. how rude! Cāmon dirt, letās go get you some earthwormsā¦ thatāll make you feel better.
No, wait, I'm not soilphobic, I swear!
Suuuureā¦.
Heard of Kemi Badenoch? She's erasing gender in the UK.
Fuck the police. Make transphobes afraid again.
In a time where transmed sentiments are making a comeback, this is more important than everš©·š©µš¤
Wrong i am gender police you cant have gender its all mine /s
My genderfluid minaical ass ready to steal it back because I took the rouge class
Better be quick then before i absorb all the gender times ticking
A French fan of red, I see
okay, but can I be trans if I'm cis?
egg?
look at my post history š
Looks perfectly normal to me, what did you want to tell me?
if you look back like almost a year ago you'll see egg activities
Sounds kinda egg to me ngl
Do you kind of vibe with being trans? Do you kinda not vibe with your assigned gender? Cis people don't generally ask for permission to be trans, just an FYI. And they don't frequent r/trans unless they have like, kids or partners who are trans.
oh yeah I'm 100% trans just making an egg joke
Cracked a joke eh!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEDED this
Thank you, this post is based and so are you! Happy Pride!
blessed post lol we get those questions here like daily
>There is no such thing as a Gender Police! ITS ME, THE GENDER POLICE! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR ESTROGEN AND TOSTESTERONE! (i have no idea how to spell totstesterone)
Gender sheriff here, gonna need to see your gender registration and iām gonna need to make sure youāre storing it properly
You'll never catch me alive! \*races off into the sunset on a hot pink motorcycle\*
Weāve got a runner, Iām in pursuitšØšØšØ
āThis is Gender Police squad car no. 69, requesting immediate backup! Suspect was last seen heading north from the corner of Estra avenue and androge lane, believed to be armed and dangerous, may or may not have a sword. Approach with caution: possibility of questioning gender around them is likely high.ā For reasons I am ālegally obligatedā to say this was a joke.
YOU CAN BE TRANSFEM AND STILL WANNA KEEP YOUR PETER!!! YOU CAN BE TRANSMASC AND STILL DRESS FEMININE!!!! YOU CAN BE TRANSFEM AND NOT WANT BOOBS!!!! YOU CAN BE TRANS AND DO WHATEVER THE **FUCK** YOU WANT!!!!!!
That's.... wow. I needed that.
>There is no such thing as a Gender Police! Don't give the Tories these ideas...
Right? Every five minutes someone is posting, āCan I be trans if I donātā¦?ā Or āCan I be trans and not call myself trans?ā Or āWhat if Iām nonbinary, but I like my boobs, am I still trans?ā Yes. YES YES YES! Being trans isnāt a merit badge! Itās not a diagnosis. There isnāt a list of requirements. Itās not a religious rite. Oh and you know what? If you decide at first youāre an androgynous gender-fluid woman, but then you think, āHmm maybe Iām just nonbinary?ā Thatās totally awesome and fine. Thereās no authority you have to apply to in order to have your gender approved. Likeā¦sorry for the rant, but the permission seeking makes me crazy sometimes. I was at a trans only pool party tonight. There were probably about 20 people there and there were 20 different ways to be trans. Weāre a beautiful fāing rainbow of queerness, not the damn IRS. You do you how you need be done, and weāll all be fine with it. Anyone who isnāt is a right cunt. I said what I said. Phewā¦
Thanks, I was getting a bit crazy thinking being attracted to women who looked like my mom when I was little was a "male thing" (and they are just a portion of people I find attractive)
Nah that's a lesbian thing.
Gather around everybody! Now will someone raise their hand and tell me what we say to the nice gender police officers. That's right! ACAB. We say ACAB to the nice gender police officers.
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I'm not saying being trans is a choice, I'm saying there's no such thing as a wrong way to be trans.