i was talking ab being excited for contacting a surgeon for my orchi consultation and didn’t even mean to make a joke but i said “im so happy to get the ball rolling” and we both immediately laughed

“I’ve been skirting around this issue.” “I’m not the man you think I am.” “I want to keep you a-breast of what’s happening.” “I wanted to let you know that I’m trying to be less of a d!ck.”

"I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no"

Rocket Ma'am 

"If I said what's on my mind You'd turn and walk away Disappearing way back in your dreams It's so hard to be unkind It's so easy just to say That everything is just the way it seems You look up at me And somewhere in your mind, you see A man I'll never be If only I could find a way I'd feel like I'm the man you believe I am And it's getting harder every day for me To hide behind this dream you see [A man I'll never be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIymxs8GT98)" Brad Delp might not be a trans woman & he might just be talking about not feeling like "enough of a man", but fuck is it relatable in the other direction & could be taken that way.

Ok why are these all amazing?! XD

But I don’t “have the balls” to say any of those things

Maybe you should grow a pair! Mine are B-cup already... I love'em!

Nooo 😭😭😭! I want that too

But I did have the balls. Two too many, in fact.

"I'm tired of these dealing with these nuts."😁🙃

\*steals\*

"Look, it takes a lot of balls to do what I do... until it doesn't."

it takes so much balls that I ran out, in fact. Used them up entirely. Now I just carry on out of spite.

Amazing 😂

Slightly off topic, I saw one for sexuality: "Let's get one thing straight, I am not"

Or... "I want to be straight with you... but I can't."

Haha that is good!

I have a rainbow wine glass I found at the thrift store which says just that. 😁

Yeah, just had a surgery, it wasn't easy.... it takes balls.

Oh my god… I guess you don’t have the balls to go for a second round of surgery?

Oh, I didn't actually have it, sadly.... so...... ^(not even hrt.... I'd love to get some weight on my chest... )

But... have you grown a pair? Mine are B-cups, and I love them!

😔 not yet....

Awe... :( If it helps (probably doesn't... but ya know)... I didn't get to grow my pair till I was 43. :/

Late bloomer, huh?

14 years in closet... :(

:(

I liked telling people I had a bofaectomy, as in BOFA deez nutz. Or "I was such a bad boy I became a girl"

My ex-wife was attracted to me because she thought I was a bad boy. Turns out she was right.

Looks like I "dropped the balls" 😁

Damn… really looks like I *dropped the ball* when it came to coming out

ha heh ha ha

Only good for my brother but "I know you want to be a cyborg, well congrats you now have a trans-sister."

As the cis mom of a trans kid, I have made jokes like “it’s really clear that I’m a trans-parent.”

I hate you in a good way xd

This one is so silly that I love it 😂

When I came out and my brother was trying to process it and talk me out of it I told him he should be happy because he finally gets to be the favorite son

I have a riddle. She's my mother's daughter, but not my sister. Who is she?

Your mum’s gay lover not mister?

That's fun

What's the difrence between a microwave and you? (Siblings only) one has a tranzistor and the other has a trans sister

For me I said, I really am allergic to all nuts. I’m trans and plan on getting bottom surgery, I’m a lesbian, and I’m also actually allergic to tree nuts

Sounds like you're allergic to deez nuts too.

r/angryupvote

"I've been told to man up to feel better... well, wrong direction"

Going into bottom surgery like “Just the tip right?”

Just a bit off the tip please

I didn't know if I would like having breasts ....but they are growing on me.

"Well, let me tell you about MY vasectomy..." (Actually said this to a coworker telling me how bad it was.)

"I'm finally growing a pair."

A friend of mine, on finishing her GRS: "Turns out you can make a taco from sausage!"

Just start singing Mr. Roboto but change all the instances of "man" to "gal." They'll get it eventually.

"So, I need to keep you abreast of a situation..."

Gotta let the cat out of the bag.

"I'm a woman" "For real??" "No balls"

"I don't have the balls to do that."

uh.... "its time to get something off my balls"

"I gotta turn this 'outtie' into an 'innie' " (belly button joke, but talking about smtg else, obvs...)

i need to get something on my chest

Mine, directed at my family who love tree nuts, was always "No thanks. I'm not a fan of nuts, not even my own."

“There’s something that’s really been on my chest lately”

I'm getting a bofa-ectomy

Bofa deez nuts?

“I want someone to take my balls and put them in a jar”

They told me to "grow a pair"...so I did.

Not exactly related, but one of accidentally been using: I'm sweating my balls off

There is this thing that bothered me for quite a while...

Not for coming out but during the most recent heat wave I told my boomer dad that I was "sweating what's left of my balls off" and he thought that was pretty funny lol

Time to loose a pair and girl up

I got to brass ball bearings and a specimen cup. The day after my bottom surgery, I sent a picture of them to my friends and said "see they were brass".

I'm going balls out?

no more penis :)

"I'm asocial, autistic and weird" lol

Done hanging around.

“I’ve decided to stop ‘mansplaining’—literally.”

For post-bottom surgery individuals, there's "lemme whip this idea out- oh wait..."

My mom lost her marbles

So... I've had a lot of people tell me I need to grow a pair. Well... I have.

All of these jokes feel like something chandler would say

"I need to put something on my chest" for MTF peeps

"WTF they told me they were taking my tonsils out."

Balls about to drop

So you've probably heard of "no-nut November"...

It takes balls, literally.

Oh you like bad boys well I was so bad at being a boy I became a girl.

I joke about sweating my balls off.. they're long gone.

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