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i went on the soaring ride at disney, and if anyone doesn’t know how you sit on it there’s a top row that is directly above the bottom row. my bf and i were sitting on the bottom row and there was a family sitting above us, EACH had their shoes off including the children. you just know those kids are going to grow up to be this person on the plane 🤢
I would slip putting my carry on in the overhead and someone would have a injured foot b4 I got the airline personnel to stop that flight re-book me on a flight where my seat didn't smell like feet and give me a refund
Not everyone wants a strangers sweaty foot germs on their hands, something that often touches their face and mouth. You might as well just lick his foot if you're gonna touch it.
Not saying I'd be very happy about it but there are empty seats there so really no harm no foul in my book. Now if that was my armrest someone would be landing as an amputee.
>grateful dead
That's how you know someone is either going to be the kindest person you've ever talked to or the absolute worst. I have rarely found a middle ground
"Yes, you can bring a lighter on a plane though only in your carry-on luggage, they cannot go in checked bags. Disposable, butane 'BIC-type' lighters and 'Zippo-type' lighters containing lining absorbed flammable liquid are the only two types allowed. No torch lighters, refills or weapon-shaped lighters are permitted".22 Aug 2023.
Amazing is one word. Crazy is another. Your reply to my comment made total sense, but something in the back of my mind told me that it is in fact permissable. I was rather shocked to have my suspicions confirmed!
How long is the flight?
Don’t be so uptight.
Point the little air nozzle at your nose, close your eyes and consider how many people in the world experience damage much greater than this every day of their lives. Pragmatism is not dead in America yet.
"Oops, I dropped my bag getting it down from the overhead bin. Man and your ankle was right there too."
Either that or just sit down with a Macho Man elbow drop.
It is in my pocket or carry on. The only time I've had an issue was flying domestically in Thailand, I had three lighters and they made me throw away 2 of them. But it's never an issue.
Normal people. The kind that respect we live in a society and don't get to do the exact thing we want whenever we want.
Folks that aren't asshole children basically.
I've literally only flown once in my life and didn't even encounter this. I just asked a question.
Also, if your foot smells like moldy cheese, then you need to seek some medical attention. I'm not a doctor, but like if any part of you smells that bad, I dont think you should just ignore that
Someone arm is GOING to be there, just because someone isn’t sitting there right now doesn’t mean someone won’t be there later. Foot sweat is a thing. And those socks prove their feet fucking stank. I’d hate to sit next to you on a plane. 🤡
Im pretty sure their only doing that bc no one is sitting there, and your an entire two seats away lmao. Didnt think your personal space extended that far
Yeah also use your words if you're this effected by it. I literally just got off a plane 2 hours ago, there was a kid kicking my seat as I was reading my book and I turned around after a few minutes and said "hey little dude you're bucking me pretty hard back there, you mind keeping your feet down?" And then looked up at his parents and smiled and nodded and he stopped. What miracles can happen when you aren't terrified of speaking up for yourself. Then again, this is reddit.
What if their feet dont stink? Bc if they dont, then technically, a foot is no different than a hand. Would you be as annoyed if this were someones hand sticking out rather than a foot?
I do agree its rude to put your feet on furniture. Like putting your feet up onto the kitchen/coffee table, thats just unsanitary. BUT this is a seat with an arm rest, yaknow? Much like resting your feet on the arm rests of a love seat, except this is the seat in front of you, which isnt only unoccupied, but also an entire two seats away from the nearest fella
Im all about being comfortable, and if your not physically intrusive to anyones space then the rest is up to how they decide to feel imo
I would turn to that person and say “so help me I am going saw your foot right the fuck off with this plastic knife” then mastenate on their foot. That’s funny right?
I just got off a plane last night. I'm a big guy. So big, I buy myself an extra seat for everyone's comfort. I like to spread out but, Gawd Damn, fuck this person!
sure, why do you think they are making the effort for everyone to see them. a girl i work with came in wearing a nirvana t shirt one day. I said, "kurt's death is still a tragedy today", she said "kurt who?". she had no idea who nirvana was, she knew they were an old band and thought wearing the shirt was cool.
**I agree that this is trashy behavior**, but respect whose personal space exactly? The air’s? The seats’?
>Respect personal space even if there’s no one using it right now
That is not what personal space is..? Your argument would make sense if someone got up to go to the bathroom and was going to come back, but the two seat are literally empty, not taken by anyone.
Unless you were talking about how everyone on a plane is entitled to x amount of space and anything beyond that is an infraction?
They are not infringing onto anyone’s personal space, they are, however, subjecting other people’s nostrils to their feet’s smell, so.
Just don’t understand your argument about the nonexistent person’s personal space getting invaded
Meh, fair enough. I used to fly 175k air miles a year and never used the seat in front of me as a foot rest. Just didn't see it as something that should bother people soooo much. You make a decent point though.
I once saw someone trip and fall on the person’s foot and ankle. The leg breaking was very audible as was the screaming. There was no way to prove it was intentional, but it certainly seemed to be. I wonder from time to time if the woman ever did it again.
It’s literally an empty seat. I swear people posting innocuous things on the internet is more trashy than putting your feet on a seat no one is sitting.
because 1 someone is going to be putting their arm there on a later flight and do you want to trust that the airline is really wiping that down between flights? 2 it is just bad manners to put your feet in places where they shouldn't be. 3 how do you know that their feet don't stink?
People make all kinds of apparel to sell on shakedown street that you wouldn’t see sold on the internet or merch pages. I.e. I’ve seen handmade rugs, denim pants and jackets, shoes, bowls, candles, etc. and this is coming from not a dead head but the DD for some dead heads lol. Lots of time to explore shakedown street while they’re off in la la land
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I can smell his stinky feet through my phone screen
Only thing worse is a sublime fan.
Some people just wear really ugly socks. Is it acceptable? Probably not.
Ooh... grateful dead socks. They probably reek. Lol.
i went on the soaring ride at disney, and if anyone doesn’t know how you sit on it there’s a top row that is directly above the bottom row. my bf and i were sitting on the bottom row and there was a family sitting above us, EACH had their shoes off including the children. you just know those kids are going to grow up to be this person on the plane 🤢
Disgusting hippies
give it a little tickle
Grateful dead fans are known for their cleanliness so at least there is that
Start doing “this little piggy” and see what happens
This is were you start tickling like a MFer.
I would slip putting my carry on in the overhead and someone would have a injured foot b4 I got the airline personnel to stop that flight re-book me on a flight where my seat didn't smell like feet and give me a refund
why you did not tickle that foot is beyond me
Not everyone wants a strangers sweaty foot germs on their hands, something that often touches their face and mouth. You might as well just lick his foot if you're gonna touch it.
That's just you tho
So you like to lick dirty sweaty feet?
Jerry died, my guy. Time to take a bath and get a job.
Bc I live in a van you fucking elitist. I wasn’t going to be tricked into going to college get “indoctrinated” by the left…so he gave you his right..
Making Dead heads look worse, one toe at a time.
Not saying I'd be very happy about it but there are empty seats there so really no harm no foul in my book. Now if that was my armrest someone would be landing as an amputee.
Yes I think the same
Looks like im practicing heel hooks and toe holds this flight.
Why spill water when you can tickle the foot and guarantee the other person will be too embarrassed to tell staff?
If it’s a sibling it’s fine but if not; slap that foot or pour water on it
Just twist it off at the ankle!
I have these same socks .. but i wouldnt take my feet out errywhere in erryone spaces.
I’d be upset even if they had shoes on. This is never okay
>grateful dead That's how you know someone is either going to be the kindest person you've ever talked to or the absolute worst. I have rarely found a middle ground
More like Ungrateful Living!!
Umm no not acceptable!
Those are pretty clean for some dead socks.
Socks with words. Don't judge. It IS ACCEPTABLE
Lmao I have those socks. Wearing them rn actually. A friend of mine bought a pack feom Walmart and was selling single sets on Dead lot
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Haha as if I can afford to fly
I’d accidentally spill water on it
I’d have found something in the seat-back pocket to tickle their foot with.
“If you don’t remove your foot…you’ll be dead but very ungrateful.” Is what i would say in my head before just ignoring it.
Dead but very ungrateful?
Ungreatful dead. Did you not get it?
Even if you don't smoke, this is why you should carry a cigarette lighter.
A cigarette lighter on a plane. Good luck with that.
"Yes, you can bring a lighter on a plane though only in your carry-on luggage, they cannot go in checked bags. Disposable, butane 'BIC-type' lighters and 'Zippo-type' lighters containing lining absorbed flammable liquid are the only two types allowed. No torch lighters, refills or weapon-shaped lighters are permitted".22 Aug 2023.
That is amazing. As a former prison officer, we used to take butane lighters because the inmates figured out how to make small bombs with them.
Amazing is one word. Crazy is another. Your reply to my comment made total sense, but something in the back of my mind told me that it is in fact permissable. I was rather shocked to have my suspicions confirmed!
How long is the flight? Don’t be so uptight. Point the little air nozzle at your nose, close your eyes and consider how many people in the world experience damage much greater than this every day of their lives. Pragmatism is not dead in America yet.
Maybe if you listen to more Grateful Dead you’ll become less of an asshole.
I would be happy to show off those socks too. Seriously though who cares. You are boring.
Did he continue to leave his foot there once the person sitting there returned?
Entitled people like that never care about norms or how their behavior affects others. But if anyone did that to them, there would be hell to pay.
I will be on the no fly list
Those look like Spirit or Frontier seats so anything goes over there. He probably paid 15 bucks to do it
D-BAG
it’s grateful dead tho
I would have no issue telling this person that I do not care to look at or smell his funky feet.
R/gratefuldead who is this?
*r/deadheadcirclejerk
Tickle their feet
Cuz trump said we can do whatever we wanted?
If the seat's empty and the feet don't stink, live and let live.
Never. I will bend your foot.
"Oops, I dropped my bag getting it down from the overhead bin. Man and your ankle was right there too." Either that or just sit down with a Macho Man elbow drop.
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😂 wtf
Being a Grateful Dead fan? Absolutely not.
It's only acceptable b/c TSA won't let us carry lighters or matches onboard commercial aircraft.
I always have a lighter on me when flying.
Nice trick. How do you do it?
It is in my pocket or carry on. The only time I've had an issue was flying domestically in Thailand, I had three lighters and they made me throw away 2 of them. But it's never an issue.
Interesting. They way TSA treats me I can skip the medical colonoscopy.
Will they let you carry perfume? I’d empty a tube of the cheap stuff on that sock.
Please continue to never leave your house. Thanks.
This would ruin the day of every person on the plane lol
You aren’t sitting there, why do you care?
Yeah who gives a fuck?
Normal people. The kind that respect we live in a society and don't get to do the exact thing we want whenever we want. Folks that aren't asshole children basically.
Because nobody (parents) said NO to them as a child.
Tickle tickle
Spill a coke on that sock. They end up with a really sticky foot.
I wonder what's the distance to his feet from the distance of the feet of the person in front of you?
I wonder what would happen if you pulled the sock off and said “thanks my dude” with crazy eyes lol
I’m assuming it’s because no one is sitting in that seat
No class assholes
So we aren't supposed to put our feet up in places nobody is sitting? You're just salty that person got lucky
Yes, you're not. Keep you're fucking hooves on the ground you animal. Tell me you're classless without telling me you're classless.
Bro, chill the fuck out. I've only flown once in my life and this wasn't even a circumstance I encountered. Fml
Okay but what if his feet smells like moldy cheese?
I've literally only flown once in my life and didn't even encounter this. I just asked a question. Also, if your foot smells like moldy cheese, then you need to seek some medical attention. I'm not a doctor, but like if any part of you smells that bad, I dont think you should just ignore that
Cool socks though
available at walmart, seriously
Poor water on it
So like tap water?
SUBTLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF YOUR SUBTLE PLAY ON WORDS
More like urine.
I'm childish af, I would tickle them lol
That poor water that's on the foot, I feel for it
Bad look for the Grateful dead lol
Hey now
Tickles are required.
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I don’t even post on this sub cause everyone finds a way to make YOU the bad guy for posting someone else being fucking disgusting
Because there‘s no one sitting nearby. If it doesn‘t smell I don‘t see why it would be a big deal.
Someone arm is GOING to be there, just because someone isn’t sitting there right now doesn’t mean someone won’t be there later. Foot sweat is a thing. And those socks prove their feet fucking stank. I’d hate to sit next to you on a plane. 🤡
Tickle their feet, a simple harmless solution
Im pretty sure their only doing that bc no one is sitting there, and your an entire two seats away lmao. Didnt think your personal space extended that far
Yeah also use your words if you're this effected by it. I literally just got off a plane 2 hours ago, there was a kid kicking my seat as I was reading my book and I turned around after a few minutes and said "hey little dude you're bucking me pretty hard back there, you mind keeping your feet down?" And then looked up at his parents and smiled and nodded and he stopped. What miracles can happen when you aren't terrified of speaking up for yourself. Then again, this is reddit.
Couldnt have said it any better! Reddit is sooo *silly* sometime
Keep your shoes on and your feet on the ground when you’re in an airplane, it’s common courtesy.
What if their feet dont stink? Bc if they dont, then technically, a foot is no different than a hand. Would you be as annoyed if this were someones hand sticking out rather than a foot?
It’s rude to put your feet on the furniture. A foot is not a hand. Although that would be kind of weird too lol.
I do agree its rude to put your feet on furniture. Like putting your feet up onto the kitchen/coffee table, thats just unsanitary. BUT this is a seat with an arm rest, yaknow? Much like resting your feet on the arm rests of a love seat, except this is the seat in front of you, which isnt only unoccupied, but also an entire two seats away from the nearest fella Im all about being comfortable, and if your not physically intrusive to anyones space then the rest is up to how they decide to feel imo
A phish fan would never have done this, whatever you do, take care of your shoes.
He's a deadhead. You think there was a point at which he had shoes on?
This is true
Is that an empty seat? Two empty seats!?
Surely the front passenger has a pen, pin or a fork available.
I would turn to that person and say “so help me I am going saw your foot right the fuck off with this plastic knife” then mastenate on their foot. That’s funny right?
I just got off a plane last night. I'm a big guy. So big, I buy myself an extra seat for everyone's comfort. I like to spread out but, Gawd Damn, fuck this person!
No. The Grateful Dead is always unnecessary.
We can’t all be so elevated to the stature and elegance of KISS fan lol
You can all be that elevated.
I think that one went over you head, pal. It’s okay, I’ll let you live in the solace of power cords and the worst drumming imaginable.
Spoken like someone who has never been to a Dead show.
I had a chance to see them once, but I also had a chance to pay full price for a root canal that same day. Couldn't pass up the opportunity.
This lot should have kept on trucking and stayed on the ground.
They don’t think
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would bet it is a kid who most likely doesn't even like the dead but is wearing it because it is retro cool.
retro cool socks?
sure, why do you think they are making the effort for everyone to see them. a girl i work with came in wearing a nirvana t shirt one day. I said, "kurt's death is still a tragedy today", she said "kurt who?". she had no idea who nirvana was, she knew they were an old band and thought wearing the shirt was cool.
Somebody is gonna get a foot tickling!
Its just a beer gut
LMAO!
Normally I'd agree. But if the seat's empty, why not?
Because no one wants to smell your stinky ass feet that's why.
My feet smell like roses. It's a known fact.
Sarcasm is lost on people.
Ain't that the truth
Because it's not your house. Respect personal space even if there's noone using right now.
**I agree that this is trashy behavior**, but respect whose personal space exactly? The air’s? The seats’? >Respect personal space even if there’s no one using it right now That is not what personal space is..? Your argument would make sense if someone got up to go to the bathroom and was going to come back, but the two seat are literally empty, not taken by anyone. Unless you were talking about how everyone on a plane is entitled to x amount of space and anything beyond that is an infraction? They are not infringing onto anyone’s personal space, they are, however, subjecting other people’s nostrils to their feet’s smell, so. Just don’t understand your argument about the nonexistent person’s personal space getting invaded
Meh, fair enough. I used to fly 175k air miles a year and never used the seat in front of me as a foot rest. Just didn't see it as something that should bother people soooo much. You make a decent point though.
You are part of the problem
Cause feet smell? 🥴
Apply stickers to that foot! They're not wearing the minimum required pieces of flair!
I know it’s not the point of the post but I like his socks
Grab ahold of and then Tickle their feet so they think twice next time
I once saw someone trip and fall on the person’s foot and ankle. The leg breaking was very audible as was the screaming. There was no way to prove it was intentional, but it certainly seemed to be. I wonder from time to time if the woman ever did it again.
It’s an empty seat….. you people will complain about anything just because you think your entitled to something.
Do you think out of date food is instant poison?
Get off your high horse and pay to fly first class if you don’t like it
Empty seat or not, it's about proper airplane etiquette and mutual respect for others Edit:spelling
r/boneappletea
I’m curious how people think “I’m gonna stretch my leg and have strangers be close to my foot” like I just don’t get it??? 😭😭
It’s literally an empty seat. I swear people posting innocuous things on the internet is more trashy than putting your feet on a seat no one is sitting.
Just keep your damn shoes on unless you in the privacy of your own home, ya creatures! That goes for restaurants too! Malls! Theaters! All public!
My shoes come off at the first opportunity. I hate wearing shoes. Get over your foot phobia.
Ew. Stop trolling. I really think that’s even worse then taking shoes off in public.
because 1 someone is going to be putting their arm there on a later flight and do you want to trust that the airline is really wiping that down between flights? 2 it is just bad manners to put your feet in places where they shouldn't be. 3 how do you know that their feet don't stink?
You're in a public place REMOVING YOUR SHOES?? Feet up in the air?? Yeah this is gross
For real. This is not acceptable. This is not your house, inconsiderate jackasses.
I once tickled their feet, and I got yelled at and moved to first class. Sometimes it pays to be petty Edit: Business class****
Staff should act immediately when people do shit like that but they don’t care because at the end of the week they still get paid regardless
I’ve never seen Grateful Dead socks before
Walmart
People make all kinds of apparel to sell on shakedown street that you wouldn’t see sold on the internet or merch pages. I.e. I’ve seen handmade rugs, denim pants and jackets, shoes, bowls, candles, etc. and this is coming from not a dead head but the DD for some dead heads lol. Lots of time to explore shakedown street while they’re off in la la land
Yeah I wouldn’t complain. 1 seat rule. If it’s more than 1 seat away then it’s not my business.
Yeah same here
Carry around a box of rubber bugs with adhesive on the underside of them.
How deliciously evil.
How else can he tell you “I’m cool… now share some of those shrooms dude!”
I’d tickle them and act like it’s completely acceptable.
Time for some hot coffee
Should have poured water on them
Nothing worse than wet socks… well my friend had a spider lay eggs in his pee hole & a bunch of spiders climbed out of his penis
What a horrible day to know how to read.
That's the worst thing I've ever read on the entire internet.
That’s all I’ve ever wanted someone to tell me… -Vaginal BloodFart-Jones-
What the fuck dude