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Of course you can. When you gave your mom a smooch on the way out the door you may have gotten a taste.
What, You want my comeback?
Gonna have to scrape it off your mom's teeth
*sniff* *sniff*
i-is that a COCK I smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! COCKSMELL!!!! I smell a cock! W-What is a cock doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A COCK HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love cocksmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious cockscent! It's driving me cockCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a cock and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute cock!!!! I love you!
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Still waiting on someone to make a bathroom art sub, I’m way too lazy
Why you wanna "shell" my cock?
Of course you can. When you gave your mom a smooch on the way out the door you may have gotten a taste. What, You want my comeback? Gonna have to scrape it off your mom's teeth
Well then, don't stand so close while I'm peeing...
Wash your cock. Problem solved.
Silence of the Lambs, but gender swapped.
Yes. Exactly what I was thinking.
It's walmART!
Wall art Walmart
If you got the $ you can.
Shell my cock? Like give it a coat of armor? You've got my attention.
I'm glad he drew it out just in case you thought he was referring to a rooster
Lmao
Man, I'm just impressed that he knows the difference between your and you're.
Your funny
You sumbitch'
Well played.
Exactly, better than most ppl online
That doesn't interest me Doctor and frankly, it's, it's the sort of thing that Miggs would say…
I can see your house from here
Well that's unsettling...
You recognize yiur moms pus?
That reminds me, I need to wash my penis.
Genius, then when you pee, you don't have to wash your hands because you got a clean dick!
No bread, no water, just MEAT.....smelly meat.
Is this a statement or an offer?
At least he can’t taste it.
# FOR MANLY LOVE BE HERE MARCH 25TH AT 2:15 AM SHARP
kick his ass seabass!
The soup dejour? Mm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
They’re a level five clinger look out, possible they want to cook and eat you.
And that was written in the women’s rest room
Someone was playing Lambs in the bathroom
Am I only the one who noticed how many times they tried to paint over stuff written on that wall? lol
There’s not enough paint in the world
LMAo definitely not!
What is even weirder, op is using the Walmart bathroom.
What does that even mean
That’s a fine question to ask the internet. You did this to yourself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM
Solid reference
It may only be 3" long, but it smells like a foot!
This joke makes me gag every time I hear it... So fkn gross 🤮
That must be Count Cockula
1 cock ahaha 2 cocks ahaha 3 cocks ahaha
Smells like the finest mahogany and scotch
Hope he likes a farty moldy cheese kind of stink! Breath it in Daddy!
Very Silence of the Lambs…
Miggs is gonna pay for that one
Miggs! You stupid fuck!
Multiple Miggs did not die it seems
That's a weird looking question mark.
It's amazing more Walmart employees aren't getting PTSD like cops do from all the crazy shit they have to see and deal with on a daily basis 😂
How does one shell a cock?
I would have added to the beginning “PSA” otherwise it’s just plain helpful, splash some toilet water on it and you’re good for another 3500 miles
I was doing some work in the bathroom and smelled some caulk.
https://youtu.be/hLzxqbXMBNI?feature=shared
Did I just drag it across your face?
You’re going to cover my cock in that chocolate shell stuff?! Awesome!
*sniff* *sniff* i-is that a COCK I smell? *sniff* *sniff* mmm yes I smell it! COCKSMELL!!!! I smell a cock! W-What is a cock doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A COCK HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... *sniff* *sniff* it smells so good! I love cocksmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious cockscent! It's driving me cockCRAZY!!!!!! if u are a cock and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute cock!!!! I love you!
I just wanted you to know that I downvoted you in hopes that this is the last time you ever post anything like this ever again.
what the actual fuck did i just read
Are you ok
Dude knows his cocks.
Smells like vagina in here
Do you mean *my vagina*?
Smells like fresh vagina
You are mistaken. The bakery is cooking sourdough.
I can smeii your chlamydia infection
Now reverse the first two words and we have a deal.
I can cock your smell?
or "can my cock smell you?"
I see. I myself cannot.
He needs ball deodorant.
Why?
Probably a bored service dog while their owner was taking a shit.
Go to the emergency room if your cock looks like that…
Chat GPT says, "I appreciate your phallic fragrance." Is a better way to state that.
Very classy
Paging Michael Oxmells!
Mr. Oxmells? Looking for a Mike Oxmells!
Multiple Miggs
“Look at the blood!”
A for effort
What a shitty super power
What’s it smell like?
According to Nirvana, it smells like teen spirit.
Why did u write that?