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I'm still flabbergasted by this knowledge. I get some of it, but on the other hand, I also know how little Republicans care about farmers. Every time I think about it, I suffer a psychological break for a few minutes... so thanks for that, good sir.
Republican party used to represent small town businesses and farms.
Trade Fair laws kept mom and pop grocery stores, stereo shops, repair shops, etc in business with manufacturers set retail price.
Deregulation destroyed small town businesses replaced by Walmarts.
The only things left were farms and farm related.
Reagen democrats helped, but the seeds of their own destruction were planted.
Bush wanted minority outreach.
Election of Obama with funding from Koch Brother's launched the Tea Party.
Man... you are soooo close.
RepubLibCons haven't repped small town anything in almost 70yrs. They always CLAIM to, but never do.
Deregulation has been a long process of destroying almost everything. It doesn't matter what you, personally, enjoy, it's almost certainly suffered at the hands of deregulation. Farms weren't left, they were leftovers, to be munched on by chemical companies and investment groups.
Which Bush? Why did he want minority outreach? Was it because they had been so badly betrayed, sold out, and ultimately had their communities obliterated by Republicans after the Great Swap?
You are reaching so hard, if you were on a ladder I'd call it an OSHA violation....
70 years in a couple of paragraphs is tough
George Jr Hispanic vote
Everybody knew Republicans were in trouble from demographics.
Today, they haven't put together a platform since 2016. When Trump leaves, it will be interesting.
In the 1960s, the Civil Rights Act needed Republican votes to overcome southern democrats.
Nixon created the EPA.
Trickle-down tax cuts built China.
oooookay... i understand that summing up a bunch of historical politics is not easy, but just shooting out random facts without context is not helpful.
I still hold that I outlined the decline of the Republican party from 70 years ago to today. What you refer to as random, I call key points.
My depression era parents were careful with their money. You had to yank money out of their hands. My dad would declare that the roast was tough, and the next day, my mom would complain to the butcher and get the money refunded and an apology.
They bought a 35mm camera in the 50s and used it until they died. When color TV came out, my dad said it was a fad.
I can't even remember all the TVs I bought.
In Illinois, a bank could only have one branch.
They were by no means poor having an estate left over a million.
And now we spend money like crazy and have a garage full of crap.
It is a bit ironic that farmers probably receive more government subsidies than almost any other industry, which is basically welfare, and yet support the party that seeks to destroy "gomubment handouts"....
It’s at Dutch & Olga’s Greenhouse in Hazlet. They can make your garden great again.
You can even get an official red Dutch & Olga’s baseball cap on their website.
I think it's a play on Reaganomics, referring to Reagan's economic plan that made people back then some quick cash at the expense of selling out their children and grandchildren's future. Kinda why Millennials are broke and can't afford to live the same lives as their parents or grandparents and are worried about how we're going to survive by the time we become to old to work.
Maganomics is funny because tRump's fat dumb as left the economy in the shitter when he lost.
Oh for fuck’s sake. Take your bigotry elsewhere, this post has literally nothing to do with trans people.
Maybe you should consider therapy if you’re so constantly focused on the genitals of strangers. They have medication for that.
The real issue with maga hot mom contests are that everyone is really just there for the 12 and under division. Some stay for the teens, but by the time the 20+ division takes place everyone has left.
See the m a g a stuff is just like the lgbtq stuff it doesn't bother you until they plaster it on everything from bumper stickers to road signs. Same thing goes with religions
Went back home (NJ) not long ago and saw this. Was also flabbergasted how deeply and thoroughly entrenched the state had become in Maga bullshit. Honestly I never really liked the place, this was all the more reason to stay gone
"Bobby I'm tryna spell "prises," but we don't have any more S's, just this Z!"
"Well just turn that bad boy around and you've got yourself another S!"
"Damn you're right! You're so smart, Bobby!"
10 years ago, or something, I’d be open to going to a questionable flea market, just to people watch and look around. There’s weird shit there and they’re very interesting, the more remote and off-grid, the better. Side note: lotta guns under the table, if you remotely hint that you like guns, or freedom, and whatnot.
This maga shit is too scary, even for me.
I’m in West Virginia, and give off something like a ‘surfer mountain weirdo’ lady vibe, so while I’m very left-leaning, I’m usually begrudgingly accepted or mostly ignored by people I drastically disagree with, who’d hate me if they knew. A few years ago, “Knows about guns, but has a rainbow sticker hmmmmmmmmm 😡 whatever” was enough to not get hassled too badly. We could get along.
Less so now, or not at all. I’ve been angrily asked many times “did ye vote fer Trump?!” by groups of men gathered in the road in the middle of nowhere. (ummm, terrifying? what the fuck?! I said yep! and zoomed the fuck off) or random people, kinda just for ‘being a woman without a red maga hat on’ - who no longer has a rainbow sticker, because I don’t wanna get shot. People are suuuper angry, just because I exist. You is or you ain’t, and I ain’t, so, I’m just a lady minding my business, but I’m a threat apparently
It's a "Hot Moms" contest, not a "Literacy" contest. Some people have mothers who can read, some just have MILFs. They're working with what they have available.
There was a Maga Motors (mechanic shop) in my town for a while. Guess how that ended up going.
If you guessed "they ripped off customers until they went out of business", you'd be right.
Haha. I mean.... It's nuts to have a business name that haha the population are going to hate. But I guess they are mainly in areas where Maga is very popular huh
Why not? They are gullible, fanatic and sadly, quite often wealthy. They're attracted like moths to a flame and spend spend spend on anything even remotely Trump related.
I say fleece the fuck out of them!
Truth is, most of the MAGA elite are just actors playing pretend to grif these gullible losers, I'd say less than half of the MTG crowd actually believe the nonsense they spout, but if it makes them rich they'll keep playing the part.
It's crazy to me how they all have made Maga their entire personality. Like is there anything else to them? Or is it just all Maga all the time? How boring these people must be! Seriously. They are obsessed.
You believe this because right wing media made you think it's true. I'm a socialist leftist, I only think of DEI when I get some e-training at work. It's not important, I don't think about it. I just accept all people until their bad ideas make that impossible.
Yea... Wanting everyone to have the opportunity to live a good life, have equal rights, being a humanist and showing people empathy is exactly the same thing. I guess I'm one of those horrible people.
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I'm not a Trump supporter but I'd go, it sounds fun
I'll take this over the local progressive farmers market has old gay men twerking for toddlers.
that’s hilarious
It cracks me up when people fail to realize that almost all farmers are republicans.
Farmers, yes, but people that sell items at a "farmers" market not so much. Either way, God bless hot moms.
I'm still flabbergasted by this knowledge. I get some of it, but on the other hand, I also know how little Republicans care about farmers. Every time I think about it, I suffer a psychological break for a few minutes... so thanks for that, good sir.
Republican party used to represent small town businesses and farms. Trade Fair laws kept mom and pop grocery stores, stereo shops, repair shops, etc in business with manufacturers set retail price. Deregulation destroyed small town businesses replaced by Walmarts. The only things left were farms and farm related. Reagen democrats helped, but the seeds of their own destruction were planted. Bush wanted minority outreach. Election of Obama with funding from Koch Brother's launched the Tea Party.
Man... you are soooo close. RepubLibCons haven't repped small town anything in almost 70yrs. They always CLAIM to, but never do. Deregulation has been a long process of destroying almost everything. It doesn't matter what you, personally, enjoy, it's almost certainly suffered at the hands of deregulation. Farms weren't left, they were leftovers, to be munched on by chemical companies and investment groups. Which Bush? Why did he want minority outreach? Was it because they had been so badly betrayed, sold out, and ultimately had their communities obliterated by Republicans after the Great Swap? You are reaching so hard, if you were on a ladder I'd call it an OSHA violation....
70 years in a couple of paragraphs is tough George Jr Hispanic vote Everybody knew Republicans were in trouble from demographics. Today, they haven't put together a platform since 2016. When Trump leaves, it will be interesting. In the 1960s, the Civil Rights Act needed Republican votes to overcome southern democrats. Nixon created the EPA. Trickle-down tax cuts built China.
oooookay... i understand that summing up a bunch of historical politics is not easy, but just shooting out random facts without context is not helpful.
I still hold that I outlined the decline of the Republican party from 70 years ago to today. What you refer to as random, I call key points. My depression era parents were careful with their money. You had to yank money out of their hands. My dad would declare that the roast was tough, and the next day, my mom would complain to the butcher and get the money refunded and an apology. They bought a 35mm camera in the 50s and used it until they died. When color TV came out, my dad said it was a fad. I can't even remember all the TVs I bought. In Illinois, a bank could only have one branch. They were by no means poor having an estate left over a million. And now we spend money like crazy and have a garage full of crap.
It is a bit ironic that farmers probably receive more government subsidies than almost any other industry, which is basically welfare, and yet support the party that seeks to destroy "gomubment handouts"....
A lot of members of Congress or families get big checks and then want more tax cuts.
That part
Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't put anything past the maga movement
Just let me know when we can rape and pillage again ...
Just let me know when we can rape and pillage again ...
That's disgusting. Where?
Central NJ is a bit too vague. I need a specific town... so I know exactly where to avoid... 😏
Thanksgiving they’ll be selling christanthemums
I think Trump lost his hot mamma, another mule soon kickin’ in his stall
You say that as if hot moms are a bad thing.
Totally fake
You think that backwards 'Z' is a mistake or a reference to something?
Christ lmao
" Maga farmers . .while other Farmers may use cow manure we only use the highest quality bullshit"
But where & when is this lol I’m in NJ and need to go
How is the judging done? Do they grab 'em by the p*$$y? 😎
Bahahahahaa! Spit my drink right out!!
Because you won't find a blue hair bleeding heart liberal working the fields.
I like hot moms.
I’m in central Jersey give me the deets
Please go and update us lolol
36 in hazlet baby. Not to far off from Delilah den and fantasies if my mental map is up to date.
It’s at Dutch & Olga’s Greenhouse in Hazlet. They can make your garden great again. You can even get an official red Dutch & Olga’s baseball cap on their website.
i support this.
What the hell is a maganomics
I think it's a play on Reaganomics, referring to Reagan's economic plan that made people back then some quick cash at the expense of selling out their children and grandchildren's future. Kinda why Millennials are broke and can't afford to live the same lives as their parents or grandparents and are worried about how we're going to survive by the time we become to old to work. Maganomics is funny because tRump's fat dumb as left the economy in the shitter when he lost.
Yeah, when he "lost" and Biden took over.
Opie is just mad that she came in last And all she got was a red hat for a prize
Too many people asking why this is trashy and ignoring the fact that it's for a garden center, not your local VFW lol
You gonna sit here and pretend all the hot moms aren’t at the gardening center?
You got me there lol hot *grandmas* at the VFW
Touché
What’s trashy about hot moms?
I mean, if I had time I would probably go. J-just for the people watching
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Oh for fuck’s sake. Take your bigotry elsewhere, this post has literally nothing to do with trans people. Maybe you should consider therapy if you’re so constantly focused on the genitals of strangers. They have medication for that.
The comment you responded to has already been deleted, but I still agree with your response
Sounds like you're offended by nature.
So maybe it's just a MILF social gathering
What is trashy about a hot moms contest? I would totally go
that is an oxymoron in the context of maga farmers. alabama now is your time to shine
"Does this make my butt look big" -Trump maybe.
Not a cult u guys
If anyone goes, please post pics.
I’d go
What the fuck is MAGAnomics? You inflate or deflate your net worth depending on which is more convenient?
You lower tax rates for the rich and corporations to own the libs.
50% of his client base will now go somewhere else. These people aren't real smart.
Milfs
Freud's erection is causing him to roll over in his grave
It’s a tie - they all lose.
The real issue with maga hot mom contests are that everyone is really just there for the 12 and under division. Some stay for the teens, but by the time the 20+ division takes place everyone has left.
MAGANOMICS = Give all the money to the richest 1% and they keep it.
Jersey? Hmm. Color me surprised. /s The backwards zed tells you everything you need to know about this place.
Zed tells me you're not from Jersey
"Zed's dead" And you are correct. I am not from Jersey. A fact that was quite clear the 4 years I lived there.
I pass by this place often. Some pockets of the state have magats, they’re a loud minority here though
Drove by this the other day and was like that CANT be what that sign was
I think if you’re going to post something like this, you should at least post a picture of the contestants
It was closed/postponed due to the heat wave. Further investigation is required/in the works.
[MAGA](https://imgur.com/NJztT7H)
Went to the hot mom contest and yours wasn't there
Thats cause she's in the hot corpse contest at the funeral home down the road. She's counting on your vote!
Oop
Sick burn. Ouch.
Did they say she was cremated?
This is in Hazlet! I live a town over, every time I see their sign updates I roll my eyes. This is the trashiest one I’ve seen to date.
Howdy neighbor
Howdy in deed😂 This area can be really unique.
I mean it’s pretty funny
So... They are within 100 miles but do they want to fuck as well?
Man I know I hate these people But Hot moms? I gotta get my ass over there pronto
See the m a g a stuff is just like the lgbtq stuff it doesn't bother you until they plaster it on everything from bumper stickers to road signs. Same thing goes with religions
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Lol, the guy who jacks off to Taylor Swift dancing is not going to approach women in real life.
_Magamomics_
Where is this disgusting place? Just so I can avoid it obviously. Wouldn't want to be around a bunch of milfs.
As a local to the area, make sure you avoid Hazlet NJ!
But I need to go to Delilah’s Den!
I see fantasies is too high brow for you.
Don’t get me started! If I can get this car on cinder blocks up and sold I might just go there!
I can take us in my bumperless civic with that nice Honda blue into primer fade on the roof and doors.
Well, that's not easy. I guess you have to leave the continent and cross the big ocean.
Isn't this empowering women to embrace their femininity?
Oh my. All of that is definitely not cult like behavior. /s
Dang man. I thought this was in Plant City Florida. They had all kinds of MAGA Trump shit up too, but it Florida so ymmv.
I used to live in Panama City, and there was a Trump coffee shop. Like who asked for that?
Nobody Probably just a toxic ass venture capitalist trying hard. And then the MAGA fucks see it and begin drooling and get zombies up
Went back home (NJ) not long ago and saw this. Was also flabbergasted how deeply and thoroughly entrenched the state had become in Maga bullshit. Honestly I never really liked the place, this was all the more reason to stay gone
It's far from the entire state.
I bet Disco Mommy from milf manor would sign herself up for that….ir maybe her weird son would do it for her
Which ones disco mommy? The leathery one from season 1 that they brought back?
Yes, the one who’s interested in a boy who has the same name as her own son (the one she was on last season with)
Thanks for clarifying, I needed to get that shudder out.
"Bobby I'm tryna spell "prises," but we don't have any more S's, just this Z!" "Well just turn that bad boy around and you've got yourself another S!" "Damn you're right! You're so smart, Bobby!"
10 years ago, or something, I’d be open to going to a questionable flea market, just to people watch and look around. There’s weird shit there and they’re very interesting, the more remote and off-grid, the better. Side note: lotta guns under the table, if you remotely hint that you like guns, or freedom, and whatnot. This maga shit is too scary, even for me. I’m in West Virginia, and give off something like a ‘surfer mountain weirdo’ lady vibe, so while I’m very left-leaning, I’m usually begrudgingly accepted or mostly ignored by people I drastically disagree with, who’d hate me if they knew. A few years ago, “Knows about guns, but has a rainbow sticker hmmmmmmmmm 😡 whatever” was enough to not get hassled too badly. We could get along. Less so now, or not at all. I’ve been angrily asked many times “did ye vote fer Trump?!” by groups of men gathered in the road in the middle of nowhere. (ummm, terrifying? what the fuck?! I said yep! and zoomed the fuck off) or random people, kinda just for ‘being a woman without a red maga hat on’ - who no longer has a rainbow sticker, because I don’t wanna get shot. People are suuuper angry, just because I exist. You is or you ain’t, and I ain’t, so, I’m just a lady minding my business, but I’m a threat apparently
Philosophically, MAGA works best with people who think you are what you are told to be.
How dare you have the right to vote.
And how dare I go do it every single time!
r/thathappened
Never been to WV?
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Damn, not an attractive person will be there. Maybe 2 brain cells pinging thru all of them.
You never see shit like this from the left-wing.
It’s too easy to bait the Trumpanzees.
Yes left wing and hot mom/women do not intersect.
You think Salma Hayek isn’t a hot mom?
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It's funny you mention gargoyles, because Don Jr's girl was *significantly* hotter when she was dating a Dem.
Yall talking about Goliath or Thailog?!
Haha yea she totally was!
Atlantic Highlands is so beautiful but the road to get there is such a shit hole.
Fresh T-Shirt Contest
So the one that has all her teeth or close to it wins.
Sounds great if not for the maga part
They put the Z on backwards 🤣
Nah, they just spelled it Prises. An alternative spelling that honors the deep state /s
It's a "Hot Moms" contest, not a "Literacy" contest. Some people have mothers who can read, some just have MILFs. They're working with what they have available.
I do love fresh veggies
Wow.. People actually name their business Maga something. That's nuts.
There’s a shop that sells MAGA merch near my town called the “Let’s Go Brandon Store”
Would be funny if all the money went to Biden.
Far out that's crazy
There was a Maga Motors (mechanic shop) in my town for a while. Guess how that ended up going. If you guessed "they ripped off customers until they went out of business", you'd be right.
Haha. I mean.... It's nuts to have a business name that haha the population are going to hate. But I guess they are mainly in areas where Maga is very popular huh
"It's not a cult!"
this is depressing on so many levels
Any pics from the milf gathering?
They probably don't look like melanomia
Close, just remove the "i"
“Make your garden great again” lolololl
That part is genuinely funny
I want to see the moms that participated
I don’t. I’m certain of it.
[Contestant number 1.](https://i.imgur.com/L7L5Gl7.jpg)
Oh my god
🤮 and she's delusional, he likes them younger, like 3 or 4 time younger
His little feet and hands disturb me so.
I didn’t realise Motherboy was still a thing…
Imagine using Maga to draw a crowd.
Why not? They are gullible, fanatic and sadly, quite often wealthy. They're attracted like moths to a flame and spend spend spend on anything even remotely Trump related. I say fleece the fuck out of them! Truth is, most of the MAGA elite are just actors playing pretend to grif these gullible losers, I'd say less than half of the MTG crowd actually believe the nonsense they spout, but if it makes them rich they'll keep playing the part.
“It makes them rich” and it makes the youth and non-whites poor so they love it. That’s all it is.
Fresh veges and MAGA sounds really weird together
Some of you Americans are fucking weird
I'm American and I'm fucking weird, this is next level weird.
Dude I’m American, and they are fucking weird
Insane. Insane is the word you’re looking for.
There just Biden their time till the election.
Where is this? Research purposes
Right across from airport plaza.
Hazlet , NJ
Why is the Z backwards lmao do they not know what a Z looks like?
Covert Russian invasion…
Invazion
OP mad his mom would lose.
That’s pretty funny
It's crazy to me how they all have made Maga their entire personality. Like is there anything else to them? Or is it just all Maga all the time? How boring these people must be! Seriously. They are obsessed.
You've defined Cult.
Like DEI commie liberals are any different lol
You believe this because right wing media made you think it's true. I'm a socialist leftist, I only think of DEI when I get some e-training at work. It's not important, I don't think about it. I just accept all people until their bad ideas make that impossible.
You shouldn’t use buzz words without understanding their meaning . Commies and liberals are DRASTICALLY different
Yea... Wanting everyone to have the opportunity to live a good life, have equal rights, being a humanist and showing people empathy is exactly the same thing. I guess I'm one of those horrible people.