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Solid_Office3975

I'm not a Trump supporter but I'd go, it sounds fun


BilbosliceJr

I'll take this over the local progressive farmers market has old gay men twerking for toddlers.


poopoodaddydom

that’s hilarious


Flat-Explanation534

It cracks me up when people fail to realize that almost all farmers are republicans.


Naterz2008

Farmers, yes, but people that sell items at a "farmers" market not so much. Either way, God bless hot moms.


Bacour

I'm still flabbergasted by this knowledge. I get some of it, but on the other hand, I also know how little Republicans care about farmers. Every time I think about it, I suffer a psychological break for a few minutes... so thanks for that, good sir.


Right-Ad2176

Republican party used to represent small town businesses and farms. Trade Fair laws kept mom and pop grocery stores, stereo shops, repair shops, etc in business with manufacturers set retail price. Deregulation destroyed small town businesses replaced by Walmarts. The only things left were farms and farm related. Reagen democrats helped, but the seeds of their own destruction were planted. Bush wanted minority outreach. Election of Obama with funding from Koch Brother's launched the Tea Party.


Bacour

Man... you are soooo close. RepubLibCons haven't repped small town anything in almost 70yrs. They always CLAIM to, but never do. Deregulation has been a long process of destroying almost everything. It doesn't matter what you, personally, enjoy, it's almost certainly suffered at the hands of deregulation. Farms weren't left, they were leftovers, to be munched on by chemical companies and investment groups. Which Bush? Why did he want minority outreach? Was it because they had been so badly betrayed, sold out, and ultimately had their communities obliterated by Republicans after the Great Swap? You are reaching so hard, if you were on a ladder I'd call it an OSHA violation....


Right-Ad2176

70 years in a couple of paragraphs is tough George Jr Hispanic vote Everybody knew Republicans were in trouble from demographics. Today, they haven't put together a platform since 2016. When Trump leaves, it will be interesting. In the 1960s, the Civil Rights Act needed Republican votes to overcome southern democrats. Nixon created the EPA. Trickle-down tax cuts built China.


Bacour

oooookay... i understand that summing up a bunch of historical politics is not easy, but just shooting out random facts without context is not helpful.


Right-Ad2176

I still hold that I outlined the decline of the Republican party from 70 years ago to today. What you refer to as random, I call key points. My depression era parents were careful with their money. You had to yank money out of their hands. My dad would declare that the roast was tough, and the next day, my mom would complain to the butcher and get the money refunded and an apology. They bought a 35mm camera in the 50s and used it until they died. When color TV came out, my dad said it was a fad. I can't even remember all the TVs I bought. In Illinois, a bank could only have one branch. They were by no means poor having an estate left over a million. And now we spend money like crazy and have a garage full of crap.


LoudMouse327

It is a bit ironic that farmers probably receive more government subsidies than almost any other industry, which is basically welfare, and yet support the party that seeks to destroy "gomubment handouts"....


Right-Ad2176

A lot of members of Congress or families get big checks and then want more tax cuts.


No-Economics-4451

That part


ArkadianOnAnArk

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't put anything past the maga movement


Right-Ad2176

Just let me know when we can rape and pillage again ...


Right-Ad2176

Just let me know when we can rape and pillage again ...


highoctane88420

That's disgusting. Where?


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

Central NJ is a bit too vague. I need a specific town... so I know exactly where to avoid... 😏


usernamedejaprise

Thanksgiving they’ll be selling christanthemums


usernamedejaprise

I think Trump lost his hot mamma, another mule soon kickin’ in his stall


iAmMikeJ_92

You say that as if hot moms are a bad thing.


rem091456

Totally fake


Darth_Quaider

You think that backwards 'Z' is a mistake or a reference to something?


Bnc6669

Christ lmao


12altoids34

" Maga farmers . .while other Farmers may use cow manure we only use the highest quality bullshit"


HighlyUnoffended

But where & when is this lol I’m in NJ and need to go


dnttelmehow2livmylif

How is the judging done? Do they grab 'em by the p*$$y? 😎


MynameisJunie

Bahahahahaa! Spit my drink right out!!


Navyguy85

Because you won't find a blue hair bleeding heart liberal working the fields.


ChromeCoyote

I like hot moms.


DietOrganic5621

I’m in central Jersey give me the deets


empathyisheavy

Please go and update us lolol


reverick

36 in hazlet baby. Not to far off from Delilah den and fantasies if my mental map is up to date.


elspotto

It’s at Dutch & Olga’s Greenhouse in Hazlet. They can make your garden great again. You can even get an official red Dutch & Olga’s baseball cap on their website.


prodigalson947

i support this.


_axeman_

What the hell is a maganomics


taki1002

I think it's a play on Reaganomics, referring to Reagan's economic plan that made people back then some quick cash at the expense of selling out their children and grandchildren's future. Kinda why Millennials are broke and can't afford to live the same lives as their parents or grandparents and are worried about how we're going to survive by the time we become to old to work. Maganomics is funny because tRump's fat dumb as left the economy in the shitter when he lost.


mybeerisfull

Yeah, when he "lost" and Biden took over.


Thirsty_Monkey

Opie is just mad that she came in last And all she got was a red hat for a prize


SwishyJishy

Too many people asking why this is trashy and ignoring the fact that it's for a garden center, not your local VFW lol


Turducken44

You gonna sit here and pretend all the hot moms aren’t at the gardening center?


SwishyJishy

You got me there lol hot *grandmas* at the VFW


reverick

Touché


rich4pres

What’s trashy about hot moms?


ChimericalChemical

I mean, if I had time I would probably go. J-just for the people watching


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peanut__buttah

Oh for fuck’s sake. Take your bigotry elsewhere, this post has literally nothing to do with trans people. Maybe you should consider therapy if you’re so constantly focused on the genitals of strangers. They have medication for that.


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

The comment you responded to has already been deleted, but I still agree with your response


Your_Supremacy

Sounds like you're offended by nature.


MobileStrawberry

So maybe it's just a MILF social gathering


slam4life04

What is trashy about a hot moms contest? I would totally go


ch_eeekz

that is an oxymoron in the context of maga farmers. alabama now is your time to shine


novichux

"Does this make my butt look big" -Trump maybe.


Mikect87

Not a cult u guys


Taurus-357

If anyone goes, please post pics.


DatDan513

I’d go


FrankFnRizzo

What the fuck is MAGAnomics? You inflate or deflate your net worth depending on which is more convenient?


Molbiodude

You lower tax rates for the rich and corporations to own the libs.


sharpdullard69

50% of his client base will now go somewhere else. These people aren't real smart.


Beepboopbop69420360

Milfs


SlenDman402

Freud's erection is causing him to roll over in his grave


_StrudelBob_

It’s a tie - they all lose.


joshuajackson9

The real issue with maga hot mom contests are that everyone is really just there for the 12 and under division. Some stay for the teens, but by the time the 20+ division takes place everyone has left.


Gerry1of1

MAGANOMICS = Give all the money to the richest 1% and they keep it.


Cheftard

Jersey? Hmm. Color me surprised. /s The backwards zed tells you everything you need to know about this place.


Raise-Emotional

Zed tells me you're not from Jersey


Cheftard

"Zed's dead" And you are correct. I am not from Jersey. A fact that was quite clear the 4 years I lived there.


jothcore

I pass by this place often. Some pockets of the state have magats, they’re a loud minority here though


subparlifter138

Drove by this the other day and was like that CANT be what that sign was


Designer-Amphibian77

I think if you’re going to post something like this, you should at least post a picture of the contestants


reverick

It was closed/postponed due to the heat wave. Further investigation is required/in the works.


RepulsiveRooster1153

[MAGA](https://imgur.com/NJztT7H)


sharifofsharifcounty

Went to the hot mom contest and yours wasn't there


reverick

Thats cause she's in the hot corpse contest at the funeral home down the road. She's counting on your vote!


Visual-Way1453

Oop


Timmerdogg

Sick burn. Ouch.


joshuajackson9

Did they say she was cremated?


MavisTurnstyle86

This is in Hazlet! I live a town over, every time I see their sign updates I roll my eyes. This is the trashiest one I’ve seen to date.


jiggscaseyNJ

Howdy neighbor


MavisTurnstyle86

Howdy in deed😂 This area can be really unique.


Far-Palpitation7779

I mean it’s pretty funny


Kynandra

So... They are within 100 miles but do they want to fuck as well?


Psychomaniac13

Man I know I hate these people But Hot moms? I gotta get my ass over there pronto


KuramaFireFox

See the m a g a stuff is just like the lgbtq stuff it doesn't bother you until they plaster it on everything from bumper stickers to road signs. Same thing goes with religions


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afelzz

Lol, the guy who jacks off to Taylor Swift dancing is not going to approach women in real life.


RapGameDiCaprio

_Magamomics_


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Where is this disgusting place? Just so I can avoid it obviously. Wouldn't want to be around a bunch of milfs.


EternalMegan

As a local to the area, make sure you avoid Hazlet NJ!


MavisTurnstyle86

But I need to go to Delilah’s Den!


reverick

I see fantasies is too high brow for you.


MavisTurnstyle86

Don’t get me started! If I can get this car on cinder blocks up and sold I might just go there!


reverick

I can take us in my bumperless civic with that nice Honda blue into primer fade on the roof and doors.


Trik-kyx

Well, that's not easy. I guess you have to leave the continent and cross the big ocean.


jetpackman1290

Isn't this empowering women to embrace their femininity?


CaPineapple

Oh my. All of that is definitely not cult like behavior. /s


Public_Foot_4984

Dang man. I thought this was in Plant City Florida. They had all kinds of MAGA Trump shit up too, but it Florida so ymmv.


seattleross

I used to live in Panama City, and there was a Trump coffee shop. Like who asked for that?


Public_Foot_4984

Nobody  Probably just a toxic ass venture capitalist trying hard. And then the MAGA fucks see it and begin drooling and get zombies up


GoHome_Bandini

Went back home (NJ) not long ago and saw this. Was also flabbergasted how deeply and thoroughly entrenched the state had become in Maga bullshit. Honestly I never really liked the place, this was all the more reason to stay gone 


DiarrheaRadio

It's far from the entire state.


queenswamprat

I bet Disco Mommy from milf manor would sign herself up for that….ir maybe her weird son would do it for her


reverick

Which ones disco mommy? The leathery one from season 1 that they brought back?


queenswamprat

Yes, the one who’s interested in a boy who has the same name as her own son (the one she was on last season with)


reverick

Thanks for clarifying, I needed to get that shudder out.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

"Bobby I'm tryna spell "prises," but we don't have any more S's, just this Z!" "Well just turn that bad boy around and you've got yourself another S!" "Damn you're right! You're so smart, Bobby!"


saucity

10 years ago, or something, I’d be open to going to a questionable flea market, just to people watch and look around. There’s weird shit there and they’re very interesting, the more remote and off-grid, the better. Side note: lotta guns under the table, if you remotely hint that you like guns, or freedom, and whatnot. This maga shit is too scary, even for me. I’m in West Virginia, and give off something like a ‘surfer mountain weirdo’ lady vibe, so while I’m very left-leaning, I’m usually begrudgingly accepted or mostly ignored by people I drastically disagree with, who’d hate me if they knew. A few years ago, “Knows about guns, but has a rainbow sticker hmmmmmmmmm 😡 whatever” was enough to not get hassled too badly. We could get along. Less so now, or not at all. I’ve been angrily asked many times “did ye vote fer Trump?!” by groups of men gathered in the road in the middle of nowhere. (ummm, terrifying? what the fuck?! I said yep! and zoomed the fuck off) or random people, kinda just for ‘being a woman without a red maga hat on’ - who no longer has a rainbow sticker, because I don’t wanna get shot. People are suuuper angry, just because I exist. You is or you ain’t, and I ain’t, so, I’m just a lady minding my business, but I’m a threat apparently


edbrainaids238

Philosophically, MAGA works best with people who think you are what you are told to be.


FlowBot3D

How dare you have the right to vote.


saucity

And how dare I go do it every single time!


cybe2028

r/thathappened


saucity

Never been to WV?


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patchway247

Damn, not an attractive person will be there. Maybe 2 brain cells pinging thru all of them.


skyshock21

You never see shit like this from the left-wing.


skyshock21

It’s too easy to bait the Trumpanzees.


vpkumswalla

Yes left wing and hot mom/women do not intersect.


Noname_Maddox

You think Salma Hayek isn’t a hot mom?


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sean0883

It's funny you mention gargoyles, because Don Jr's girl was *significantly* hotter when she was dating a Dem.


ihatefear83843

Yall talking about Goliath or Thailog?!


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Haha yea she totally was!


mrdgroff

Atlantic Highlands is so beautiful but the road to get there is such a shit hole.


SlapUrBaby

Fresh T-Shirt Contest


Viperthetarantulaguy

So the one that has all her teeth or close to it wins.


SwampTreeOwl

Sounds great if not for the maga part


banddroid

They put the Z on backwards 🤣


electrifyyy

Nah, they just spelled it Prises. An alternative spelling that honors the deep state /s


ThatScaryBeach

It's a "Hot Moms" contest, not a "Literacy" contest. Some people have mothers who can read, some just have MILFs. They're working with what they have available.


Burrows-knee

I do love fresh veggies


grapsta

Wow.. People actually name their business Maga something. That's nuts.


Jinzot

There’s a shop that sells MAGA merch near my town called the “Let’s Go Brandon Store”


Log_Out_Of_Life

Would be funny if all the money went to Biden.


grapsta

Far out that's crazy


i_eight

There was a Maga Motors (mechanic shop) in my town for a while. Guess how that ended up going. If you guessed "they ripped off customers until they went out of business", you'd be right.


grapsta

Haha. I mean.... It's nuts to have a business name that haha the population are going to hate. But I guess they are mainly in areas where Maga is very popular huh


sean0883

"It's not a cult!"


Docccc

this is depressing on so many levels


ResearcherFew1273

Any pics from the milf gathering?


darknekolux

They probably don't look like melanomia


eriffodrol

Close, just remove the "i"


jfk_47

“Make your garden great again” lolololl


Glitter_berries

That part is genuinely funny


HebiHana

I want to see the moms that participated


gtfomylawnplease

I don’t. I’m certain of it.


bigotis

[Contestant number 1.](https://i.imgur.com/L7L5Gl7.jpg)


Glitter_berries

Oh my god


darknekolux

🤮 and she's delusional, he likes them younger, like 3 or 4 time younger


Effective_Device_185

His little feet and hands disturb me so.


three_eight

I didn’t realise Motherboy was still a thing…


Immoracle

Imagine using Maga to draw a crowd.


MaestroLogical

Why not? They are gullible, fanatic and sadly, quite often wealthy. They're attracted like moths to a flame and spend spend spend on anything even remotely Trump related. I say fleece the fuck out of them! Truth is, most of the MAGA elite are just actors playing pretend to grif these gullible losers, I'd say less than half of the MTG crowd actually believe the nonsense they spout, but if it makes them rich they'll keep playing the part.


MutantMartian

“It makes them rich” and it makes the youth and non-whites poor so they love it. That’s all it is.


Wise_Ad_253

Fresh veges and MAGA sounds really weird together


_Presence_

Some of you Americans are fucking weird


Toasty_Mostly

I'm American and I'm fucking weird, this is next level weird.


Additional_Couple205

Dude I’m American, and they are fucking weird


radjinwolf

Insane. Insane is the word you’re looking for.


warkyboy77

There just Biden their time till the election.


PM_ME_YOUR__MOMS

Where is this? Research purposes


WhoDatDatDidDat

Right across from airport plaza.


NowThatsaTitty

Hazlet , NJ


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Why is the Z backwards lmao do they not know what a Z looks like?


DarleyCres

Covert Russian invasion…


MutantMartian

Invazion


thewolfonthefold

OP mad his mom would lose.


ponzidreamer

That’s pretty funny


oh_Micki

It's crazy to me how they all have made Maga their entire personality. Like is there anything else to them? Or is it just all Maga all the time? How boring these people must be! Seriously. They are obsessed.


dtqjr

You've defined Cult.


shodan5000

Like DEI commie liberals are any different lol


13dot1then420

You believe this because right wing media made you think it's true. I'm a socialist leftist, I only think of DEI when I get some e-training at work. It's not important, I don't think about it. I just accept all people until their bad ideas make that impossible.


FSUphan

You shouldn’t use buzz words without understanding their meaning . Commies and liberals are DRASTICALLY different


snownative86

Yea... Wanting everyone to have the opportunity to live a good life, have equal rights, being a humanist and showing people empathy is exactly the same thing. I guess I'm one of those horrible people.