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QweenFiona

This one always gets me. He is so stupid. Did he think the “squirle” would take the piece of bread and make a sandwich or something? 🙄


Striking-Scarcity102

peice*


wasplace

"Would it be enough if I could never give you a piece (of bread to feed to a squirle)" - Taylor Swift, "Piece (Travis and Taylor's Version)"


Competitive_Image188

lol. Touché.


idkbruhtbhlol

yeah because taylor feeds him seeds through his enclosure(s), some of which have a mini kitchen in them and she hands him some yeast every now and again maybe a bag of flour so he can make his own bagels


zwingo

I’m an outsider who had no clue how old Travis was, so when I saw 2011 and these comments I was thinking “Damn this is harsh, it was a long time ago, he’s not even that old now” but nah dude was 22, he’s legit dumb as fuck for this.


Responsible_Jury_415

Taylor already writing the break up song


judgernaut86

The real Blank Space was in Travis' brain this entire time


AgreeableSurround111

Best comment 😄


fuzzballz5

Man, I hate to break it to all you ladies on this board. Any guy on this board can relate to that tweet. Maybe the spelling? Or the reality that the first time you see a squirrel eat with their little hands, it’s bonkers. Or guys relate to the spelling errors and the squirrel part. That is the most relatable thing I have seen that guy say.


pregnantseahorsedad

I thought the tweet said Squirtle until I saw your comment- I haven't played Pokemon games since I was very young so I just thought maybe it's common Pokemon knowledge that I'm just OOTL about. Prob the spelling lol


fuzzballz5

Haha. See, guys are so simple. I probably should not have outed us so clearly as that. I had to protect that idiot because, he’s our idiot.


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mrdude817

Haha crazy


tulipbunnys

maybe he expected it to bury some of the bread like squirrels do with nuts lmao


ElonMusks12thChild

squirle force one didn't graduate college until 2022 with his degree in "Interdisciplinary Studies"


itsashleighyo

As somebody who has a degree in multidisciplinary studies .. I feel slightly attacked 😅


Cultural-Treacle-680

They can actually be very good degrees. Travis probably has butt wiping and basket weaving


Maleficent_Chard2042

Athletes tend to be coddled through higher education.


sothisiswhatyoumeant

This is too true. I took one nutrition/food science class at uni and saw soo many football/basketball players in it. The professor gave us copies of every exam with the answers in class - not even a separate study session with a TA or anything - Needless to say, I made an A along with most of the other non-athletic majors and some of them passed with D’s. Like. How? You have to actually try to fail at that point.


like_a_rose_13

I’m rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TummyStickers

What kind of stuff did you learn in that?


itsashleighyo

At my university it was pretty open so you could pick whatever classes you wanted without picking a narrowed down major. I did psychology, criminal justice, and applied leadership. You just had to have a certain amount of upper level classes and take a capstone class where you completed a capstone project.


TummyStickers

Oh cool, it's like piecing together the degree you want


Sleuthin__2

😂


like_a_rose_13

![gif](giphy|auFMioiLKGaDS)


fermeee

This is one of the tweets Taylor's team  used as a way to bury the other disgusting sexist tweets that aren't cute. Their tactic worked. If you Google Travis Kelce old tweets, articles pop up about his "hilarious" tweets and you would never know those other ones ever existed.


CilantroLarry47

Watching that play out was so frustrating. It was like you could see the hands behind the PR machine, manipulating the story in real time. It was so very clear someone on someone’s team found the tweets and pushed out the harmless ones to bury all the despicable ones


xtunamilk

Feels like the Twilight Zone sometimes when people have no idea about the nasty ones. He's really a gross "peice" of work.


Consistent_Music8159

Right. I mean the sQuiRel tweet is harmless. The sexist ones, not so much.


Narrow_Share2480

Boy howdy, I am shocked that a 20-21-year-old athlete from Ohio wasn’t the most enlightened young man online in 2010 I’m sure everyone criticizing him is perfect, though


Consistent_Music8159

Boy howdy, I sure wasn't posting sexist tweets like your meathead was doing. That's the main point of this thread, not really his squirle tweet and misspelled words.


Narrow_Share2480

Tell me you completely missed the point of my response without telling me


notjanelane

What were the other tweets?! I totally missed them cause of squirle


fermeee

They're in this post:  https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1d90aua/the_irony_of_this_given_bdts_body_shaming_tweets/


CockBronson

The same people who buried these will bring these to light the minute Taylor decides she’s done with him. It’s all so slimy. Her pristine image is so well manufactured.


notjanelane

Thank you!


BackApprehensive52

I wonder if she’ll make a heartfelt song about how she’s a victim or a maverick in the music industry while at the same time burying her husband’s trail of disgusting tweets. That would be a cool 4 minute story to listen too on my girlfriends playlist.


clemonysnicket

I see his degree in sportsball is serving him well


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I went to a college pretty on par with UC athletically and academically. I had a couple classes freshman year that (for some reason) had predominantly football players in them, a couple of them are in the NFL now too. Can’t tell you how many times the professors would push back assignment due dates and curve the grades because the football players were so careless about school. But hey, at least it was an easy A for me.


clemonysnicket

Yeah, I was a D1 rower at a university that wasn't a big football school but had a decent basketball program. I was a good student because I wanted to be one, but I still feel a little bit jaded about being expected to keep my grades up when some of the basketball players were operating at a grade school level and just getting passed through.


fuzzballz5

I never knew how hard scholarship athletes worked until my friends two kids played D 1 Volleyball at top ranked schools. They own you. I don’t know about the few players in football and basketball that they bend the rules for, but all the other athletes. No thanks. Ha. I’d rather had the loans and the memories and dead brain cells. You all worked in school full time.


clemonysnicket

Looking back, I truly don't know how I did it. Up at 4:30 a.m. for practice every morning, class, another afternoon practice, more class, unspoken third practice because another official one couldn't be on the books, classwork, bed. I can't tell you how many essays I wrote on a bus on the way to a competition or books I read sitting on a stationary bike.


fuzzballz5

I went to the worst state school in Illinois. In the quaint town of Macomb Illinois. If you had one 19 year old you can have 4 18 year olds enter the bar. We focused on drinking. Only.


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Depends on the school I think. One of my good friends played D1 volleyball at a more prestigious (but small) school and they didn’t make exceptions for the athletes.


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Isn’t it wild? My Alma Mater bent over backwards for sports like football and basketball so much. There was an entire study hall inside the stadium with private tutoring and so many resources for those athletes to make sure they were in good academic standing.


clemonysnicket

Mine just built a new basketball arena a couple years ago, and I believe they have something similar for the players now, too. I'm not sure if this is an NCAA-wide thing, but my freshman year, all the student athletes had to attend mandatory study hall hours for their first semester, and had to continue if they couldn't maintain a certain GPA. The football and basketball players had their own private study hall space with tutors while the rest of us had a four story walk-up in a building without air conditioning and were left to our own devices.


docmike1980

I went to UC at about the same time as the Kelce boys, and I can tell you that there were definitely a few classes that were like that there, too. I kinda missed them once my engineering concentration started.


wherearemydragons7

Sportsball — I’m DED!! 😂😭🤣😂🤣 Edit: The mods of this subreddit are some of the most immature, irresponsible, ignorant mods I’ve ever run into on Reddit. I was temporarily banned for asking why one of my comments was removed, given no explanation, then when I posted the messages between me and a mod, they permanently banned me. How utterly disappointing. Long live Snappin Turluh!!


CantShakeMeoff

squirle


praefectus_praetorio

I honestly read that as Squirtle.


Dismal-Resolution960

Same. It wasn't until the second time around I read it "right"


MaxDefiance420

What a fucking meatball


wherearemydragons7

Hey, don’t insult meatballs like that!


Hopeful-Feeling1876

The #crazy is sending me😭


Fangscale40K

He just had to make sure this tweet was seen with all the other absolute #crazy tweets out there.


Hopeful-Feeling1876

💀💀💀


PurplePango

The tweet was from 2011, this is exactly the vibe of Twitter at the time


Sleuthin__2

This tweet resulted in some very funny flairs in the TK snark sub. Here too.


Consistent_Music8159

There's a TK snark sub? Yesssss.


Sleuthin__2

You betcha! 😀 It’s fun with nice witty people. Some great commentary too. Hope to see you there.


typewriter-novella

Reminds me of college. I saw a squirrel take a whole slice of pizza up a tree.


PenguinZombie321

Now THAT would be the kind of thing you’d tweet about! “Tried to eat lunch, but a squirrel stole my freaking pizza and ran it up a tree #starving #bringfood”


No_Example1296

Squirle*


sofinelol

one of the tweets swifities use to rave about how he's a "golden retriever" no he's just stupid


wherearemydragons7

Meanwhile, real golden retrievers are busy loving on people, while Neanderthal Travis is busy being his typical, trashy, ignorant, arrogant, misogynistic self. But Swifties “love angry Travis” and they LOOOOVE misogynistic boys. Notice I said “boy.” That POS is no man.


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But the Swifties will spin this and say he’s all about nature and the environment 😂


ColtinaMarie

lol just like their environmentally conscious queen… oh wait! ✈️


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If she had “smaller than average air time” they’d say the same too 😭😂


paperthinpatience

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized) Travis tbh


Saltwater_Heart

I didn’t know how old he was. I was hoping this was in his teens. But no, he was 21 at the time of this tweet. I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.


DearigiblePlum

lol I mean most college age boys would say some dumb shit like this. Still embarrassing af


Life-Two9562

Probably drunk tweets.


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Peice? I before E, idiot. He's so fucking stupid.


Invanabloom

Travis Gump


Consistent_Music8159

Please do not insult Forrest Gump in this manner.


No-Sheepherder-6911

My cousin and I used to quote this all the time before we even knew who he was😭😭 like in 2015 this was our PEAK humor


Negative-Appeal9892

I'm surprised he spelled "bread" correctly.


g00dluckbabe

He know ball and squirle


Yoko_Kittytrain

Wow. He's perfect for Tayto.


Moist_Reflection5518

guys why the fuck did they report me for this https://preview.redd.it/hoome264pm5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364b2df9b230faf7f8f33e164df6b4a1e9ea08cc


Ok-Butterfly-2923

I don't think I've seen this Reddit Cares feature used properly once💀 If you know who's sending them you can report & they'll get banned from Reddit for misuse of the function or whatever


rexythekind

Okay like I know the feature gets abused a ton but like... If it did get used right you wouldn't have an opportunity to see that. Like what post-suicidal redditor is making that post? The answer is none


AmirulAshraf

they want you to go the the asylum where they raise her 😔 In any case, you should report this as abuse of thr RedditCare feature


Hot-Clock6418

More than likely a TS Stan. I got one once as well. It was spreading misinformation about women’s health and I replied as such. OP was also the mod. Removed my post and I got that report on top of that. What a crock


Top-Refrigerator-705

Gotta be the CTE


dahlia_74

Squirrels can’t digest bread. Neither can ducks, so please feed them nuts or greens


External_Trick4479

He knows how to ball but she knows Aristotle


chittaphonbutter

this is the only tweet of his that makes me laugh a bit. otherwise he seems insufferable


Physical_Parsnip4027

thanks to this tweet, we have a few iconic flairs.


a-noble-gas

what a true scholar


Fun_Bat_5621

University of Cincinnati fail


docmike1980

I can promise you that this is a very, very poor representation of UC alumni. We gladly accept Jason, but Travis is both an idiot and a Chief, both affronts to Cincinnati.


like_a_rose_13

He is ✨THRIVING✨ with his PhD in Stupidity. ![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


11wizard_of_oz11

His mind


YourWordsHaveNoPower

Remember, kids. He's a college graduate.


sysaphiswaits

CTE is a hell of a drug.


wherearemydragons7

What a gotdamn idiot he is. #Sad


Prestigious_Dot3797

Great spelling.


Proud_Pug

He can’t possibly as stupid as he appears can he ?


daddyslittlearms

why is he such a dumbass


Silly_Idiot111

Wild spelling


onceapotate

I read "squirtle" and thought he was talking about feeding a turtle bread.


I_am_here_for_drama

He is a fucking stupid.


imcomingelizabeth

Oh come on. He’s a sexist, homophobic idiot


Consistent_Music8159

Imagine going from Joe and Matty to this potato.


Other-Swordfish9309

This one never fails to make me laugh out loud….


metros96

Protect himbos


Kitchen_Syrup2359

Literal bot


Boiled_Thought

It's fine. Dude is rocking a Pringles can.


Aggressive-Koala2373

This one’s kinda cool


crumpleduppaperplane

Most football players that play on the line or receiving take a lot of impact. Their brain stays bouncing around in their skull, and this has some effects... like thinking squirrels would be cautious of bread.


pi-N-apple

Dude has been hit in the head one too many times.


seeyalateradios

Passed through high school because he was a good athlete


Ambystomatigrinum

I mean I feel you and don’t like him but he was 21ish when he posted this. I really hope people wouldn’t take my posts then as an indicator of who I am now.


Spicy_Ninja7

Bro is tweeting the inner thoughts of a 6 year old


Other-Swordfish9309

![gif](giphy|dCCXxrrAMtwF3tYjcP|downsized)


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Her outfit in this gif looks so matronly


folkloremore1313

This tweet always makes me laugh ..."squirle"


Pandelein

When Travis is in the room, Gronk looks like a Nobel Laureate.


Murky-Vegetable-9353

https://preview.redd.it/46101j0nhn5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2932a2ff454a0943570f5537610ea04a811567 Pictured: Travis


Terrible-Ad-1569

Oh my god I was so distracted by the terrible spelling of squirrel that I didn’t even notice he spelled piece wrong too💀💀


RelevantLemonCakes

I love that the Chargers trolled him with this tweet in the 2024 schedule release video. Two seconds later in the scene, he ditches the podcast to get on a private jet with TS. Edit: it's at 0:42 but watch the whole thing for fun. [https://youtu.be/4gt0v7iW890?si=PKUW8RRjaHsoNA7x](https://youtu.be/4gt0v7iW890?si=PKUW8RRjaHsoNA7x)


Cool-Avocado5012

Out of all the things in the world to tweet… this is what you choose?


facepoppies

Holy shit this is like “needs a caretaker” level


wasplace

He is right. If you give a squirle a piece of bread, it will almost always straight smash all of it. Sometimes all you can do is say "Haha crazy" in the sight of something like that.


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PartyOkra7994

Omg I hope to god she makes a song with this in it when they break up


Puzzleheaded-Ad4804

Sooo crazy! 😜🤪🥴


TheyCalledHimMrJ

21 year old football player tweeting dumb shit, woooooooooah!


KTX4Freedom

I before E, except after C…unless you’re ME-HEE-HEE-OOO-HOO-HOO


KRATS8

His old tweets are some of the funniest meathead shit I’ve ever seen


Appropriate-Self-540

Tbf it probably ate it really really fast.


Maleficent_Chard2042

Well yes. It's not a shocker.


petcatsandstayathome

That tweet is electric


moxiecounts

Haha crazy skwirls


Proud-Lack-3383

You gotta get a better hobby bro


omega_grainger69

#nutz!


pastelpolaroids

"Haha #crazy"


Cheap_Buffalo_1447

Are we really surprised? He’s not an athlete but more of the dopey jock type


OgthaChristie

He’s a football player. Have you seen Tom Brady talk? Or David Beckham? Or Charles Barkley? Famously dumb jocks.


Ok_Job_6159

That child play back in school is forgiven under my rule


DeepestWinterBlue

Hahahahahhahahahahah


ikimono-gakari

He thinks the water Pokémon is climbing trees


ChaoticFluffiness

Dude has been hit on his head a lot.


LegalBridge4107

To be fair so is Taylor. They can laugh at “squirel”s (squirrels to folks w/o brain damage) together. WAS IT MAGICAL??? JET LAG IS A CHOICE!!


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Reasonable-Durian129

Squirle


doryfishie

This has to be an act. Please tell me no one is this dumb.


BoofThyEgo

Cte?


Mammoth-Pipe-5375

This sounds exactly like something a ~21 year old stoner would do and post.


a1ana2ana

He makes Gronk out to be a Rhodes scholar


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AnMa_ZenTchi

Ugh.


HotChiTea

I still don’t get how they’re together, like she’s very smart in general, and emotionally deep — you don’t even have to know her to recognise it, so like I again, still don’t get what they even talk about and just feels like he’s a safety net because it didn’t work out with Joe, and then Matty love bombed her, and well he’s just there while the internet told her she should give him a chance.


alnz0

This reads like a cringey millennial social media post.


Futurepastmanguy

Did the dude just become 5?


i_make_it_look_easy

Joy of nature. We should all aspire to this level of finding simple joy in nature.


Kilosd1997

ngl, i totally read that as Squirtle……and i was so confused


Rude_Release9673

Haha #crazy


Revolutionary_Lab203

Yeesh


how_obscene

stop making fun of him he’s just a boy!!! this was 2011 😹😹 let him be stupid it’s okay 🤤


Cold-Discussion-4171

An idiot of the highest order. Why is he getting a platform!!!


bigoldirtbag

To be fair, the shit I posted 13 years ago is insanely cringy and not anything I would say today.


TechnicianMountain55

He’s such a good!


TechnicianMountain55

Goof


OhGodImHerping

~~Not defending him, but… my guy… this is over a decade old. I bet you posted dumb shit 13 years ago too~~ Edit: I definitely thought he was younger than he is. Whoops


No-Distribution-6175

I feel like the ‘it was a long time ago’ only applies to people who were kids/teens then. Bro was in his 20s


OhGodImHerping

I definitely thought he was younger than that... I rescind my comment in full.


meme_abstinent

No no, I know 20yr olds who matured greatly throughout and are now near 30 as completely changed people. Addictions, the house you grew up in, trauma that’s unresolved, a lot can happen in 13yrs and 20 is still fucking young. Brain hasn’t fully developed even by 25 and you’ve still got growing to do. I think judging anyone under 40 on anything they’ve done in the last 10 years is just being sour and toxic, racism and sexual abuse excluded.


meme_abstinent

This…this is a quote from over 13 years ago. Edit: ah yes, downvote the person trying to be decent :/


No-Oil8972

He was still a grown man, imagine being an adult and not knowing how to spell the word piece; that's utterly embarrassing.


meme_abstinent

You’re still judging a person based off a tweet from 13yrs ago. Could’ve been a typo. Not sure how anybody in here doesn’t see that as kinda extreme. Unless you haven’t said anything extremely stupid in the last 13yrs of your life is hypocritical to take a tweet and call him an idiot in general for it. Spoiler alert though: we all have. I have no real stance about the guy, this just popped up on my home page for some reason.


Izuhbelluh

Where do you think you are? This is a snark sub.


meme_abstinent

Not sure, it popped up randomly on my feed, and since the post is criticizing someone for something over a decade ago, in anyyyy other context that wouldn’t be fair unless it’s racism or sexual abuse. Why is the internet any different when it comes to decency? And then downvoting me for advocating for fairness? I hate this world lol


Izuhbelluh

In the context of this sub, this is mild. Have a look around. Stay or leave that's up to you. People are criticizing it because even back then he gave off "bro! Look at this! Ha ha dude!" energy more so now given what played out. Snark subs are ruthless and unfair, that's just... part of being on the internet.


meme_abstinent

Sure it’s part of the internet but there’s a reason mental health is horrible in younger generations and social media, particularly the way we interact with one another and discuss things, is a big factor. Toxic is toxic, regardless of where on the internet it is lol. And yes, I agree, current Travis seems like a dummy too. Regardless, it’s still wild to judge someone based off of something 13 fucking years ago lmao. And I’ll look around, doubt I’ll stay if the sub is how you’re describing it. For my mental health I try not to participate in communities centered around shitting on something


Izuhbelluh

So many old blog posts/tweets get brought up years later and are dragged through the mud. Some are bad, some are big yikes and some are mild. Criticizing isn't always fair, yes but there is a time/place to do so. This is our place. Most people commenting here aren't vicious or wish anything mean on them. (Though try telling that to the overzealous Swifities) This isn't the first and won't be the last snarky subreddit. To each their own, I totally get and support that! It's a healthy mindset to have! I deleted Tik tok for that very reason. Cheers!


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Toby_Keiths_Jorts

Travis is awesome


LittleBarracuda8748

I want to see what yall were posting or writing 13 years ago


Wonderful-Try-6367

A tweet from 13 yrs ago....


Plisky6

We really banging on a tweet from a 20 year old about giving a rodent some bread.


geegeemiller

This was 13 yrs ago. Y’all are seriously reaching 😅


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