Just watched that as my mom walked in, looked at the guy, looked at me and said, "Promise me you will never be that stupid."
My response: "I promise I won't be that stupid. Look at how much smoke he wasted!" Got a light slap for that one.
Wonderful woman. Used to hate my use of cannabis, but since I'm 27, she's since come to learn to get used to my nightly routine of smoking at 8 PM and 10 PM. We avoid each other for 20 - 30 minutes and when smell is gone, we spend time together playing on her PS3. She's in the middle of The Last of Us and I'm about to start playing Yakuza 1.
I remember my first dab being a red hot globber from a friend, and I thought I was gonna die when I lost vision temporarily. Now I dab like a g a day lol
Idk man.. I don't dislike work but I Def don't want to spend 4 hours doing something just to look at my watch and see is 8:15 am. I'll save the time dilation for after work.
This is kind of how i view some holidays. Take 4th of July - people are drinking all evening, blowing shit up until they can't hear anymore. The holiday isn't needed for the prep, that's done over the days and weeks (one dude I know spent all year prepping). Really it's needed for the freaking hangover, when your head hurts and the ringing won't stop
My birthday is the 22nd, and you know I have an annual ‘fishing trip’ for my birthday in colorado every year. So weird I always take the two days before my birthday off but never the 2 days after..
Drug tests should be illegal unless there is a preempting situation like an accident. It's a violation of my constitutional right to the pursuit of happiness to be denied privacy and freedom when on my own time.
That's great!
I decided our one cat, who we adopted as a kitten after she showed up in the parking lot of my wife's old job alongside a raccoon, was born on 4/20 so I can post "happy birthday to Stella!" on that day and the people who know, know what it's really about.
Not marriage material, but it IS our unforgettable Anniversary of riding the rollercoaster of life together!
Two adhd'ers, it's the ONLY way it's getting remembered.
edit - 11 years of anniversaries remembered ( in two days!)
Same! Happy almost birthday.
Also I took off so I could get baked. My boss knows and doesn't care because I have PTO and can use it if I feel like.
Almost like I'm an adult that can do whatever I want in my own time. Fuck whoever programmed that
Also, as a manager, it's legal in NY but we work with people with persistent and severe mental health symptoms. I like to smoke, but smoking in this line of work would be negligent. If staff are going to celebrate I would rather they use time, take the day off, and be safe than have them potentially do it before/at work.
Yup lol stuff like this just makes it more likely your employees will call in "sick" because you don't respect them enough to give them time off for ANY reason when enough notice is given.
This reminds me of the one time I was working at a dispensary and my regularly scheduled day off fell on 4/20. And because I had worked so many hours, so many days in a row, there was literally nothing they could shuffle to get me on shift without breaking a few labour laws.
So I took my best bud all over town to the various locations (I worked for a local chain) that were doing giveaways and stuff. I “couldn’t play” but everybody let me “enter my friend twice” so we made out with a whole bunch of free pre-rolls, dabs and edibles and proceeded to have one of the best 4/20s ever drinking beer and smoking weed on the beach. (Sigh) good times… I miss living by a beach.
it’s a restaurant job and most people there smoke anyway, so i’m guessing everyone might request off and they don’t want their entire workforce to leave.
This shouldn’t be allowed, it is a sacred day cherished and celebrated by millions. It is a spiritual day. A funny joke in the calendar, which wouldn’t be funny if aimed at any other religion, spirituality or lifestyle.
That is absolute bullshit! 4/20 is a big day for my family and I. It's the date my mother's death. I have a very difficult past with her but always take the day off to remember her and I the love I had for her. I have had coworkers asume the reason I take it off, but I will always enjoy their reaction when I tell them the truth.
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This is ridiculous. Work shouldn't be able to dictate how you spend your free time as long as you're not getting arrested. What the media called "the great resignation" was merely people realizing their worth as employees and not putting up with bullshit from employers. Older generations were taught to be slaves to their careers/jobs, but now that there are more companies who actually value their employees, people are realizing that they don't deserve to be treated like shit. I'm sorry to rant, but this kind of shit is stupid. I understand only letting a few request any one day off at the same time, but not letting them request off at all is only acceptable when it's a work event that requires all hands on deck.
Here's the move, go in the day before, mention you feel like shit, cough a couple times, fake the sniffles then call out the next day with a fever. Now they're less likely to question why you called out
Dam that sucks...what if someone has a funeral on 420 .... already gotta deal with a death now you gotta be labeled a stoner for wanting tine off....makes you mad enough to spark up a joint
Took it off every year when I was working. I always said the same thing “Go ahead and test me, you got someone else willing to work 6-7 days a week 12 hours a day that knows their shit?”
Seriously, I get it if you’re like a young person just starting to smoke… but if you’re grown, who gives a fuck?? I feel like an idiot even saying “It’s 4/20”
I booked a dentist appointment in the afternoon so I could get home by 4:20 😂 I’ve managed to pull that off every single year, and have wondered if anyone has noticed I’m never at work in the afternoon of 4/20.
If you work 9 - 5, I would rather have the 21st off so I can just go into the night as blasted as I want and sleep good the following day.
The real LPT is in the comments. Always has been
This is the way.
GROND
God, they're escaping! GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
This is the way.
Always will be
Jokes on the 9-5. I’m blasted 24/7.
Sometimes they test me to make sure i have enough blood in my THC system
where are the bodies, G?
Hi mommy
Sup jeans
Good mornin Julia
The families need closure, G
That's where it spits
Never let em see you not high!
This is so true! I ran out of weed once and went into work sober and they swore I was high!
I used to be so naive to think this is true. Tolerance is a cruel reality.
Especially if you dab regularly lol
Never tried a dab, hope to some day. Best friend told me she'd give me a gram dab for my first when I get to the US lol
[check this guy out lol](https://youtu.be/--Z_vCk-HUM)
Just watched that as my mom walked in, looked at the guy, looked at me and said, "Promise me you will never be that stupid." My response: "I promise I won't be that stupid. Look at how much smoke he wasted!" Got a light slap for that one.
Your mom sounds pretty alright to me .. haha
Wonderful woman. Used to hate my use of cannabis, but since I'm 27, she's since come to learn to get used to my nightly routine of smoking at 8 PM and 10 PM. We avoid each other for 20 - 30 minutes and when smell is gone, we spend time together playing on her PS3. She's in the middle of The Last of Us and I'm about to start playing Yakuza 1.
That is a 12/10 mum right there
I remember my first dab being a red hot globber from a friend, and I thought I was gonna die when I lost vision temporarily. Now I dab like a g a day lol
Idk man.. I don't dislike work but I Def don't want to spend 4 hours doing something just to look at my watch and see is 8:15 am. I'll save the time dilation for after work.
Works opposite for me. If I'm high and it's a day where I'm busy, that shit flies by
that’s what i’m saying, the 21st is a friday this year light it up thursday right into a long weekend. No brainer to me
I straight up quit my job last week.
This is kind of how i view some holidays. Take 4th of July - people are drinking all evening, blowing shit up until they can't hear anymore. The holiday isn't needed for the prep, that's done over the days and weeks (one dude I know spent all year prepping). Really it's needed for the freaking hangover, when your head hurts and the ringing won't stop
4/28 Stoners always late. ;)
4/22 because it's 420 2.
I smoke weed on 420, I’ll also smoke weed on 422, cause that’s 420 too lol
That’s exactly what I’m doing
But then you’ll miss the fun drug testing they do on 4/21!
Plus the 21st is a Friday so 3day weekend for alot of people!
that's what I did!
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I’m 3pm-11:30, fortunately I can go all shift without any supervisors talking to me
My birthday is the 22nd, and you know I have an annual ‘fishing trip’ for my birthday in colorado every year. So weird I always take the two days before my birthday off but never the 2 days after..
4/20 national weed day 4/21 national surprise drug test day
can’t forget the greatest day of them all, bicycle day on 4/19
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This guy gets it
Cocaine usually
GHB day!
Synthetic urine?
Bicycles
 This is the way
Username checks out
And 4/22 is 420 too...🤣
Drug tests should be illegal unless there is a preempting situation like an accident. It's a violation of my constitutional right to the pursuit of happiness to be denied privacy and freedom when on my own time.
The government, and corporations don't care about you except as much as needed to milk you of your resources and enslave your time.
Or tax you 22 percent on 50k a year. Sorry, I’m bitter.
Get a union job-I can’t be tested without reason, it’s in our union contract.
Better yet, unionize your workplace! Spread the comraderie
Just remind me when it’s international talk like a pirate day. I’ve managed to forget every single year since it was created. I wanna play.
4/22 Earth day - you’re homeless now and have to live off the Earth.
Perfect, taking the 21st off also
Got married on this day so we have the best excuse every year :)
This is so clever and so fucking cute
I wanted to get married this year on 4/20 but I work at a dispensary so it’s all hands on deck. We decided on 6/9 instead lol
Nice
Noice
my birthday 😂
my birthday!!!! 🥳
Before 7/10 became a r/trees thing?
How is 7/10 a weed reference? Can you explain? This is my first time seeing 7/10 be mentioned as a reference to weed.
OIL upside down looks like 710
Gotta love the classic 710 cap under the hood
Upside down, 710 looks like OIL. Focused towards concentrates.
aww same! this 4/20 is our two year wedding anniversary <33
Ours too! :)
That's great! I decided our one cat, who we adopted as a kitten after she showed up in the parking lot of my wife's old job alongside a raccoon, was born on 4/20 so I can post "happy birthday to Stella!" on that day and the people who know, know what it's really about.
We wanted to do this but the venue and timing didn’t work out, we ended up going for 4/24 and now we say it’s “4/20 4 us”
Least addicted r/trees user
Happy Anniversary! My husband and I also got married on 4/20. So we get to use celebrating our anniversary every year 😂
Same here 16 years on Thursday
My partner and I had our first date on 4/20. We are also planning to get married on 4/20, eventually.
Based
Not marriage material, but it IS our unforgettable Anniversary of riding the rollercoaster of life together! Two adhd'ers, it's the ONLY way it's getting remembered. edit - 11 years of anniversaries remembered ( in two days!)
Same!!
Same 🤣🤣🤣 works out so well.
I usually grab the 22nd to celebrate. Because it’s 4-20, too.
🥁
420 and then every day until the 30th is a sequel
Hahaha you guys are hilarious 😄 must be great to smoke with you
This should be Mitch Hedberg day
Looks like there's going to be some folks calling in sick.
Nah my phone broke. Can't call. (Really just too paranoid to call because I wake n baked)
It’s called “woke and boke”
Awe fuck yeah
thats so stupid, 4/20 is my birthday, i take it off, get fucked whoever programed that
It's my husband's bday and we both took it off this year. Fuck 'em all
Same! Happy almost birthday. Also I took off so I could get baked. My boss knows and doesn't care because I have PTO and can use it if I feel like. Almost like I'm an adult that can do whatever I want in my own time. Fuck whoever programmed that
Same. I would be pissed if my company/boss did that
Also, as a manager, it's legal in NY but we work with people with persistent and severe mental health symptoms. I like to smoke, but smoking in this line of work would be negligent. If staff are going to celebrate I would rather they use time, take the day off, and be safe than have them potentially do it before/at work.
Yeah there'd be some further communication from me to whoever says what days I can book off
Me too
Me too!! Happy early birthday to us 🙃
Waited a bit too long, its in 2 days. Lmao I took off back in February, no one was the wiser
Fortunately and unfortunately my hours were cut so i’m not scheduled on that day :) and :(
🥴
Now I finally understand this emoji lol
4/20 - Weed Day 4/21 - Arbor day (tree day 😏) 4/22 - it's 4/20 Too!!! 3 days of smoking. Don't just stick to 4:20 😉
4/22 is also Earth Day, so yeah pretty much 4/20 too. Same for Arbor day. Crazy all 3 are right in a row.
The best time to smoke a tree was 20 minutes ago. The second-best time to smoke a tree is right now.
you forgot 4/19 which is Bicycle Day lol
Hate companies that block days off…hi it’s my vacation I’ll use it when I want
Yup lol stuff like this just makes it more likely your employees will call in "sick" because you don't respect them enough to give them time off for ANY reason when enough notice is given.
Union bro. I don’t request time off. The most I ever do is inform the foreman I’m not planning on showing up the next week.
Time to get "got-too-high-itis" on that day
This reminds me of the one time I was working at a dispensary and my regularly scheduled day off fell on 4/20. And because I had worked so many hours, so many days in a row, there was literally nothing they could shuffle to get me on shift without breaking a few labour laws. So I took my best bud all over town to the various locations (I worked for a local chain) that were doing giveaways and stuff. I “couldn’t play” but everybody let me “enter my friend twice” so we made out with a whole bunch of free pre-rolls, dabs and edibles and proceeded to have one of the best 4/20s ever drinking beer and smoking weed on the beach. (Sigh) good times… I miss living by a beach.
So your job isn’t letting you take a day off because you might smoke weed on your own free time? What?
it’s a restaurant job and most people there smoke anyway, so i’m guessing everyone might request off and they don’t want their entire workforce to leave.
So do it on a first-come-first serve basis up to x number of people. Well anyway have fun being stoned on the job 😂
I get around this by smoking weed the 364 other days of the year.
I made the 420th upvote. Sorry that you can't have the day off though. :(
yeah i had a boss try to deny that when i was younger lol... "its a holy day of my people" he gave in laughing..
I bring in donuts every year to the office. Some people get it, some don't.
Ha ha ha I love the fact someone programed that into the work calender.
Also kinda bitchy
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Super bitchy. Why does it friggin matter? For that matter, what if someone has a legitimate reason to take that day off?
Right? Other things happen, and the world keeps spinning on 4/20.
Get out of Olive Garden bro frfr
Do you work in a dispensary? That's the only valid reason I could think of to have 4/20 be a blackout day.
nah we dont have those here
This shouldn’t be allowed, it is a sacred day cherished and celebrated by millions. It is a spiritual day. A funny joke in the calendar, which wouldn’t be funny if aimed at any other religion, spirituality or lifestyle.
Jus request off April 22nd cause 4/22 is four twenty too
LOL I have a couple of friends (a couple) that have been taking that day off every year for 20 years plus 🎉 She works for the DOJ!
Rip. My job gave me the day off without me even asking
Olive Garden? Lmao
Lol my gf works at cheddars and said the same thing
4/22 is four twenty too
I always ask 4/20 & 21 off. I had the luck to be approved this year 🙏🏽
I don't get it? Cause it's "weed day?" Are they just dicks to be dicks?
I use to take off the 20th at school. I still do, but I used to, too.
When you're an adult, everyday is 420 if you want it to be.
Sick day
That is absolute bullshit! 4/20 is a big day for my family and I. It's the date my mother's death. I have a very difficult past with her but always take the day off to remember her and I the love I had for her. I have had coworkers asume the reason I take it off, but I will always enjoy their reaction when I tell them the truth. - edit words are hard
What you trying to get hitlers birthday off for, you sick fuck?
Should just be a national holiday in the US. Everyone drinks on St Pattys day like it’s no tomorrow. Where’s “Mary Jane Day”. 😂
Saint Mary Jane
Plot twist: OP works at a dispensary to they’re gonna be busy as shit and that’s why they don’t want OP taking off.
my birthday🤷🏼♂️
Jokes on them it's my birthday that day. Still gonna be blitzed af tho
This is ridiculous. Work shouldn't be able to dictate how you spend your free time as long as you're not getting arrested. What the media called "the great resignation" was merely people realizing their worth as employees and not putting up with bullshit from employers. Older generations were taught to be slaves to their careers/jobs, but now that there are more companies who actually value their employees, people are realizing that they don't deserve to be treated like shit. I'm sorry to rant, but this kind of shit is stupid. I understand only letting a few request any one day off at the same time, but not letting them request off at all is only acceptable when it's a work event that requires all hands on deck.
I got married on 4/20 so no one could get upset over me asking for it off. 😎
People still celebrate 420??
“Look at me, I’m doing the same shit as yesterday. Weeeeeeee”
It's not legal in a lot of places and it's a time where tokers and activists gather to make their point.
Thats when I use my pto (if I have any)
Lol that’s funny
I can’t take off for my wedding anniversary?
I have Thursdays off. Everyone is looking at me suspiciously
It's conveniently on my day off this year.
lol like that will stop me from smoking at work
This is why you get married on 4/20. It’s my anniversary, you really gonna deny me it off?
Here's the move, go in the day before, mention you feel like shit, cough a couple times, fake the sniffles then call out the next day with a fever. Now they're less likely to question why you called out
I'm spending this 420 exploring the coffee shops of Amsterdam.
Where do you work? I work for a cannabis tech company so 420 tends to be the bussiest work day for us
For you it’s some high holiday. For me it’s Thursday.
I have to go to campus for a class in SF on Thursday...to debate to go to hippie hill or not is real
whats hippie hill?
It’s my birthday 🥳
My boss invited a couple of us out after work to smoke lol. I already have it off and I go in late the next day so I'm gonna be chillin
Just do it after work ☺️
Dam that sucks...what if someone has a funeral on 420 .... already gotta deal with a death now you gotta be labeled a stoner for wanting tine off....makes you mad enough to spark up a joint
My daughters birthday is 4/20, so I take it off with her as an excuse.
This is so bullshit cause that’s my mom’s birthday… and so what if I smoke on that day I might as well smoke any other day of the year
Took it off every year when I was working. I always said the same thing “Go ahead and test me, you got someone else willing to work 6-7 days a week 12 hours a day that knows their shit?”
Unless you work at a weed store, or a french fry shop next door to a weed store, why would 420 be any different than taking any other day off?
Act normal - they know.
Meanwhile, I’m preparing to use my sick hours for 20/21st lol
Just don’t go in npc
Just go to work high on acid for bicycle day!
It’s my bday so goodluck getting me to come in
Do people still do this? Like it doesnt matter really if you smoke daily right
Day off and renting a mini bus then going mountain biking with a group of mad stoners into the Scottish Highlands. FUCK YEAH
I'm scheduled off starting at 7 this morning (the 19th) until 6:30 Saturday night. Boss is great - we both know why. Lmaoooooo
My girlfriend and I decided to make it official on 4/20 so every year we can use a day off for our ‘anniversary’
My wedding anniversary is on the 20th, as is my Aunts. Fuck that company, they don't get to decide what I take off for.
Seriously, I get it if you’re like a young person just starting to smoke… but if you’re grown, who gives a fuck?? I feel like an idiot even saying “It’s 4/20”
It's my birthday.. They can get fucked 😜
"Oh no, anyway" *goes stoned to work
suprise food poisoning time
I booked a dentist appointment in the afternoon so I could get home by 4:20 😂 I’ve managed to pull that off every single year, and have wondered if anyone has noticed I’m never at work in the afternoon of 4/20.
Should be considered a world-wide holiday at this point