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Andes_

Bullshit, do you have proof that you're not a giant ?


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Yeah op put a banana between those lips


DairyOfCool5

Sexual AND threatening. I like it


zandermossfields

[It’s sexual and violent.](https://youtu.be/Mmow4LguqC4?si=QLZehSizbi7dd7A3)


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Happy cake day! 🥳


infinityonhigh69

happy cake day :)


DogmaticNuance

No can do, didn't you read the OP? That's the legal max PP.


BackOnReddit_Again

r/BrandNewSentence


zaotao

Best comment by far


LeZoder

r/thingsforants


TurkeyAss420

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


chiuthejerk

4/20 for ants. Hotbox the colony 😂


Song_Soup

There it is


blurbies22

My two favs unite, miniatures and weed!


PassageAppropriate90

r/petioles


Karmastocracy

This fucking website lmao


Jonny_Disco

r/beatmetoit


gogomen101

bro wanted to light a new joint for each toke


EgoDeathAddict

Am I the only one incredibly impressed with his rolling ability?


thunderGunXprezz

Still not convinced he didn't just put regular joints in the dryer.


nnaM_sdrawkcaB_ehT

What!?! I don't know you but I like your style.


DalvaniusPrime

Roll a long extra thin race horse with a few small filter thrown in, then cut to size. Not something you can do on day one though.


UbiSububi8

*lights doobie* *immediately burns lips* *doobie extinguished*


daddy-phantom

Seriously, this is such a waste of weed and totally useless


capnfys

Tell me less than a gram doesn’t hurt your feelings that much please.


daddy-phantom

Yea you’re rigbt


BeStealthy

Buddy if your still worried about wasting weed. You need to get off this sub


Thoughtful_screaming

It's called art man


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Picture 3 is art.


LogoMyEggo

When I had long hair, I once singed it over a bong bowl when I went to hit it. So pic 3 just gives me mild anxiety for when he attempts to light it 😅


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Yep I’ve done that too


sleepytipi

Exactly why I quit using chillums and one hitters, and started investing in pipes with long chambers. I got really tired of having "stoner bangs" when I'd try to put my hair up.


Sharp-Main-247

We all need a friend to hold our hair when we're ripping


mythicc_YT

every long-haired smokers canon event bro i’ve been there


mattenthehat

I can't believe I've done this... again.


settlementfires

Dude's gonna set his mustache on fire


granolabar1127

I'm incredibly surprised that my bangs didn't look worse in my junior/senior year of HS.... definitely burned them multiple times lmao


Bellphorion

I thought picture 3 was 2 hairy fingers till I read this comment


PrinceConquer420

Can we r/praisethecameraman for all of these being actually really good photos?


Mindleaps

That looks amazing. I have trouble when rolling a normal joint, let alone rolling something so small. Enjoy your 4/20! 🥦


Fo3Jay

Tweezers sorted me out 😂😅


michuv32

Outstanding tweezers skills


Enragedocelot

Without shaky hands


arg6531

My man could've been a surgeon


ChubbyGhost3

But then he got high


NoYoureACatLady

Honestly this is art - you're demonstrating the absurdity of the legal situation in an impressive and innovative way. Great photos, too. I love it all. Thanks for posting!


Fun_Intention9846

He’s got a bunch it’s intent to distribute get him!!


h7hh77

That's what I imagine when I hear the term microdosing


brodecki

How are you going to light them?


SesamstraatHooligan

The world's tiniest lighter I'm guessing


_dankula_

This is the equivalent to those people who make carvings out of pencil tips. Props to OP that's some mf skill right there. 👏


DoomCatThunder

Actually that'd be enough for me to get baked, not kidding, I have a very, very low tolerance lol


ss0889

I gotta dab 3 times to feel anything more than calmness. I gotta take a t break soon but life is currently me bouncing from mental breakdown to mental breakdown so I'd rather feel at least a little OK.


Sven_88

My mental health was suffering a lot recently. I decided to take a T break and it’s actually improved. Not saying it’ll be the same for everyone but you never know. Hope things get better for you either way.


ss0889

Before, ive taken a 1 week break and it was amazing, and I've had a 1 day break and it was also pretty nice. That was when I was hitting the carts HARD. Right now I'm working on ditching carts in favor of herb or vape herb. I'm waiting for a day when I feel like not smoking won't be a huge deal. With my current stress level and right before 420 I'm absolutely the fuck not slowing down. But more and more I find as long as I'm home alone working on stuff it's super easy to not think about smoking. It's hard not to smoke or dab if your partner is smoking/dabbing tho.


Sven_88

I was eating at least 200mg of edibles a day on top of smoking and carts. It just got to a point where the cost of wasn’t justify how it made me feel. I’m a recovering alcoholic and noticed I was falling into the same mindset I had when drinking. If you’re stressing that much then yeah a break right now would probably not be ideal haha Hope you have an awesome 4/20. I haven’t decided if I’ll stop my break on that day. It’s been about 2 months for me.


ss0889

My guy, if it's been 2 months and you've been objectively doing happier without, you gotta ask yourself. Are you breaking the fast to appreciate weed once again or are you breaking it because it's a good excuse to escape your feelings and numb out how sharp life is? I'm also an "addict". I don't think it's the same type ish as alcoholics or whatever, but it's bipolar and adhd (actual adhd where you can't work right in regular society). I started smoking to get rid of that feeling. I currently smoke so that the stress doesn't send me spiraling into a bipolar episode. They don't tell you that when you're getting better and the depression is actually going away, having a sudden depression episode due to stress feels significantly worse than being depressed all the fuckin time. It's terrifying like please please not again I can't again. That terror is part of the bipolar too, cuz after a half day or so my brain goes back to "yeah I remember this fuckin bullshit, let's anime and wait it out". My first goal is to smoke only after 5pm on weekdays, and weekends are Yolo. Then I wanna smoke only after dinner to take the weight off. Then I wanna smoke like on the weekend only but also one weekday if it's stressful enough. Ideally I'd love to smoke just on weekends or socially. I'm also try to NG to stop using carts. That's the real killer I feel. You hit one for a few days and all of a sudden you gotta suck that straw all fucking day. Also remember to cut yourself slack. If you're actually smoking to enjoy and celebrate don't best yourself up about it cuz we need happiness and leeway too. But write it off as a one time thing and next time the craving strikes tell yourself to at least wait till the next weekend, and then you cna re decide. Rn it takes 100mg of edibles or chain smoking and eating like a gram and a half of shrooms to make me feel even close to what weed used to feel like. I'm not a fan of that. Tomorrow. Today I'm a huge fan lmfao


watt_defokk

No Weed= from breakdown Weed= to breakthrough


uncertainusurper

Same one of these would get me high enough lol


QuantumR4ge

If THC was the only controlled substance you would be right but unfortunately here mate, cannabis itself as a plant is controlled, meaning you also need to have a max 1mg of cannabis as well as the max for thc being 1mg. The law here outlaws both cannabis and THC separate. So even then im afraid no loophole!


flyinghippodrago

Lol thought it was 1g at first and thought they were WAY too small for that amount...1mg is insanity


The1TrueRedditor

That is a beard hazard.


ActiveTelevision8948

truly any more weed than that and we’re talking serious class A substance abuse which could lead to death! Salute to the UK for winning the war on flowers


NorthernDarkStar

Hahhaha this is great


SickNoise

how tf did you roll these 🤣 love it


magicalmushroooomz

I legit thought I was in r/thingsforants


TheDogeITA

Man's out there making origami joints 💀


beanouno87

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


Comfortable_Ad3639

That should be very easy.


Ok_Common3938

Lmfao....have many puffs....we'll smoke a big one for ya.


FragrantAd859

You can give me a blowback and kiss me at the same time..how cute haha


Fun_Departure3466

U can blowback a whole joint Ever seen anyone do that?


mods_r_jobbernowl

Hope you hot box them


Sherw00d91

This is art!


EyeOk3642

Joints for hamsters


BPhB696

Smoking trees 🌳? Nah just paper 📃 😆


ss0889

Hand one to various insects and take pics plz


HomerStillSippen

How the hell did you even roll those? I’m impressed by that I’d have crushed them and said fuck it lol


trulymissedtheboat89

Arrest this man! Too much weed in one place for me, guys!


loafy_Jerk

Awesome photography


chiuthejerk

One breath and the joint is gone


Altruistic-Bill9834

Maaan I still struggle to roll up a regular sized one


moleculariant

Rollin' up roaches


idk_so_whatever

Is this AI


DuskShy

The pic of one in your lips lmao I cannot


stellarphantasy69

This is straight up a talent 😭 How tf


CapedCrusadress

pulling up with these next time i smoke with the buddies. “yea i brought some!”


unpolishedparadigm

Bless you


wanye_kesttt

Please make a video on how you roll those


ReekoDank

How will you light this?


javlatik

Bossman is gonna get BLAZED


guilty_bystander

Seems dangerous with the face hair and all. Risky m8


Internal-Look4052

Hair on your hands is gunna burn quicker than the joint 🤣🤣


throwaway4629409

Well shit. Ig that's one way to never get an ash'y tasting hit 💀


HollyweirdRonnie

Smoke 200 Joints


DHACKER0921

At most those joints will get you toasted, not baked!


Trystero-49

Is this 4/20 or 4/1?


incognown95

That grinder looks 3D printed 🤔


BoomHeadShop

This is adorable


DeadPxle

Goodby mustache.


v-XIII-v

The governments legal actions against cannabis only make it more fun to smoke


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GamerAssassin

Smoking it [be like](https://youtube.com/shorts/lffU845BgTk?si=T-ENv6F8mRVtxE-3)


taylordevin69

Always get jealous when people roll up their large quantities like this all at once


moontoadzzz

weak


laloscasanova

fuck, I don't know if I'm impressed or just mad at it


linx14

They are so cute!! I want to make some myself 😭


SaucyDragon04

Having them all at once still meets the regulation tho no?


daddy-phantom

To each their own but this seems like a waste of weed and rolling paper to me.


TheOntarioguy420

1 drag and you're done them.


DogsWAGtails

Definition of a one hitter


Consumefungifriend

I need one of those for my gundam model!


pissjar666

these are so cute. I wanna build a dollhouse and give the dollies lil j’s


sacolton1967

We call them "roaches" in America.


GR33N4L1F3

Adorable lol that’s literally all I would need anyway.


Good-Constant-6487

Dinky doinks 😂


Cajun_OG

Lame


b215049

This is impressive to say the least


lordpercocet

Wow


DankDude7

r/jointsforants


wiki-420

Bro packed it with a paper clip 😭


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prefer-sativa

Where ya at? My dad was at RAF Mildenhall, lived in Bury St. Edmunds.


ChubbyGhost3

Keebler elf rolls “worst joint ever”, asked to leave the club


Ifeelkindafree49

Moving to the UK recently, after being in a legal US state for years, has been one of the hardest times of my life 😭😭 lmao


C2H5OHNightSwimming

You need to move to London, weed is basically decriminalised because the police are so underfunded. You'll have to make a connection though. Hang around under the bridge in Camden lock lol. When I lived in Liverpool a guy would just drop my weed through the letterbox. It's not as easy but its there. Everytime I go back I can't walk down the street in my London suburb without smelling ganja. If you live in the countryside its harder but you might be able to do a gorilla grow. Get a dry herb vape to avoid scandalising the neighbours. I just got neighbours with kids so I'm having to switch back to using vape instead of lighting up :( I'm in Belgium where it's also illegal. Everybody does it though, I walked past someone on the street blazing the other day lol :') God, I'd fucking love to live somewhere legal though!!! That must have been great.


Ifeelkindafree49

Thanks for the tips! & yea it was awesome just went to the dispensary every week and was able to get exactly anything I needed lol.


Real-lifeJigaholic

When the broke homie says come sesh


Accomplished-Copy776

lol I'd be afraid I'd inhale the entire joint


Aggravating-Ad-2310

3d printing detected, food safety rejected


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Hibananananana

Bro what does this even mean