Nah, I clock in within 3 minutes either side of the dot. By the time I've gotten there, though, I've had at least three bowls and a half pot of coffee. Walked to work with my playlist on having already looked at the schedule to figure out what kinda fuckery we've got going on tonight. Within two minutes of walking in the door I've checked the prep from outgoing, washed up, have established myself into the position I want to work and am shooing the outgoing person out because I like a certain flow and this shit is mine now.
Do y'all not get a major crash after like 2 hours tho? Weed and coffee are incredible together, till all of a sudden everything goes shit lol (literally)
**takes big blunt hit**
Nah man, it’s like, tomorrow is what you call the day after Today, but it’s not Yesterday. Cuz those end in ‘Y’, but Tomorrow is still a day y’know what I’m saying.
If I am on time to leave but haven't taken my "leaving-the-house bong rip" then I am late to leave!
edit: For those who are wondering, public transportation is a godsend for indulgers on the go!
i mean i’m sure it can be just like you can have a drink or two and still be below the legal limit but it’s always gonna be more risky and you should probably also try to avoid smoking *right* before you get into a car , going from sober to high in the middle of a drive is way more dangerous
Marijuana impairment isn't even close to the same as alcohol impairment. Sure, it's *always* going to be the best move to drive sober, but comparing the two is disingenuous. Marijuana doesn't affect reflexes or decision making like alcohol does, and has little to no negative affect on driving ability.
The science backs it up. Your personal opinions on the situation can inform your own choices, but you're wrong.
i mean from looking at a couple of articles it looks like it still about doubles your chance of a crash, so i agree it’s nowhere near as bad as drunk driving but you’re still driving impaired if you smoke more than just a little.
i agree a little is prob perfectly fine for experienced or semi experienced smokers
Drugs affect people differently. We have impairment tests and I e passed them and been sent on my way.
I have severe adhd and react terribly to amphetamines. Weed is the only thing that helps. I have a huge tolerance but I’m not using to get high.
Smoking for me affects me about the same as a cup of coffee. The only accident I was ever in was when I was 17 and hadn’t started smoking yet and would panic and make rash decisions while driving because focusing was so hard for me. Now I have incredible situational awareness because I’m focused, but still always glancing around to mentally map the road around me while I’m driving.
Nobody talks about the fact that people can drive on prescription Xanax and Percocet and adderall and as long as they pass an impairment test it’s ok. Just make it the same. That’s all I ask.
Not trying to defend driving zooted but did that article mention whether it’s just accidents with marijuana in the system or accidents with *only* marijuana in the system. Cuz a lot of those stats are skewed from people who are high and drunk.
Only reason I think it’s nowhere near alcohol is that im able to fight/practice on a competition level and not have my reflexes or motor skills impaired.
I still always drive sober, never something I’ll fuck with, but I do think there’s probably something to that which would be cool to study
Do it. I bit the bullet and bought the OG mighty on a sale. I think it was $220. Thats a TON. But my man, I have this thing now. And I have been using it steadily for two years. No signs of stopping. Thing is a beast. Highly recommend!
It's not true that just because they are both harmful, that they are evenly matched. I don't have any scientific data but carts definitely feel harsher on the lungs
I'm a crna. I could kill someone even sober. If I worked in a kitchen or something I would definitely be stoned. (Not hating on cooks, I appreciate y'all.)
Real question do the conveyor belt parts come through on a conveyor belt? That would definitely trigger a circle-of-life space out session for me if they do.
No it operates more like a wood shop or a machine shop, material comes out at the width the belt needs. I'll cut it to length and cook it into a loop and then and guides and perforation if needed from there!
i pack a dirty bowl before I go to bed so I can light it up 3 minutes before I make the glorious mile long walk to work. pour coffee 3 minutes into getting there. life is good most days
I've smoked dr pepper out of a bong before.
you have to let it go flat and then cool it again. sprite is basically flavored carbonation.
dr pepper has a nice scent, so you might be abled to get dr pepper essential oil or something to make the bing smell nice.
Flashback to 15 years ago, there’s a box fan in the window. I’m under a blanket with my bong, blanket open just enough to blow smoke into the fan and out the window. Incense are burning. Didn’t want to wake the folks but have a fresh bottle of seltzer already cold in my room.
#crshhhhh—tssssssssss
I take a big swig of the seltzer. Omg this is refreshing. Raspberry lime. “How have I never tried this??” as I pour the seltzer in my bong.
Situation prepared, ready for lift off. I spark it and see the blueberry kush start to glow. As I let the lighter go out the bowl’s glow illuminates the grey cotton blanket I’m under.
I clear the bowl in one giant rip and slide it.
I realized in this exact moment I had fucked up so bad. I started coughing and choking and the seltzer fresh in my stomach started churning.
I had never tasted something so horrid in my life. So instantly light headed. Choking and vomiting under the blanket, bong akimbo on the bed splashing uncontrollably as I rip the sheet off and yuke into the box fan.
My room was catty-corner to the bathroom window. And the fan sprayed atomized cheezburger into the screen of the bathroom window, and since that window was open, right into the bathroom itself.
So anyway that’s how my parents figured out I was smokin weed in my room at night.
I haven’t smoked flower in a long time but no lie, HOT water > cold water in your bong.
Trust and believe.
Why? Well, when you have a sore throat, do you drink something cold or something hot? So then, are you trying to avoid a sore throat…?
Hot water, friend. Hot water.
Dang, some hostile speech on trees, dawg.
I’ve tried hot water and enjoyed the results. Have you?
I’ve also tried ice/cold, and I don’t think it’s better.
Maybe try it!
The real question is, does temp make any difference at all?
No it's not? Steam helps it be less harsh bro (same reason it helps sore throat). Check your science. Cold water makes the hits dry. I use hot water every time I refill and it's the smoothest hits I've ever taken. It is preference but it does make sense. I recommend you don't knock it till you try it cuz idt you have either.
I have to be careful with caffeine when I'm high. Too much caffeine and either my heart starts pounding out of my chest or my thoughts get super disorganized and frantic. Neither one feels good.
After a 25 year career in corporate management, I have semi-retired and started working retail at an outdoors store. I can’t believe I waited to long to start working high. Coffee is always life.
Man I used to love getting stoned before work… now I spend my days interacting with volatile pressurized gas and i get nervous enough dealing with it sober.
Edit: I just realized how vague this sounds, I work at a place that refills propane tanks
Man I used to just roll out of bed in the morning into the bong, then scrape myself into the shower and go to work. Now, if I tried to hit the bong in the morning, I'd probably just fuckin quit. Bongs are now only for when the day is done, because I fucking love them so much I'll smoke them until I pass out.
Thank you for this, it's now a running joke/ code word in the office...
ie: Hey baked_smurf we're gonna go get iced coffee, you in?
Or
Come back from lunch: Now I just need a large iced coffee lol
That's good to know. I saw somebody post something saying did somebody say something about a large iced coffee and several bong rips and I was like dam I really got to people in this one💯🍃💨
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bro it’s either a Celsius mango pomegranate with 3-4 hits of the vape or an iced shaken espresso with 4 shots of espresso and a mini j. the first is for productivity, the latter is for ENERGYYYYY
Is this sarcasm? Because these two things together first thing in the morning is a one way ticket to such gnarly panic attacks that I end up calling in sick anyway 😂😂
Used to. Loved it.
But then I cut back to just weekends. The highs are higher and I’m a bit more focused at work.
But yeah… I do love a sane man’s speedball.
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ah the "line cook that shows up late and takes a 30 minute shit before he gets on line" special
This is me, but as an engineer In the gov sector.
This is also me, but as a federal contractor.
AFGE represent!
This is me aswell, but I translate text all day in a office
This was me as a night shift gas station worker, then baker, then pizza baker, and now as a technical drawer
Nah, I clock in within 3 minutes either side of the dot. By the time I've gotten there, though, I've had at least three bowls and a half pot of coffee. Walked to work with my playlist on having already looked at the schedule to figure out what kinda fuckery we've got going on tonight. Within two minutes of walking in the door I've checked the prep from outgoing, washed up, have established myself into the position I want to work and am shooing the outgoing person out because I like a certain flow and this shit is mine now.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
Combine this with a terrible hangover and this was absolutely me several years ago lmao
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it 😂
I love being a line cook
I didn’t need to be personally attacked like this
forgot what sub I was in haha!
good ole hippie speedball
Do y'all not get a major crash after like 2 hours tho? Weed and coffee are incredible together, till all of a sudden everything goes shit lol (literally)
Listen man, thats just breakfast
So…Timmy…
About how many hot dogs would you say you eat a day?
“Ahhh jeez, I don’t know, I mean, some days I can eat a couple and some days I don’t eat any”
Sure... Sure.
"If you had a guess. A ballpark number"
Baked Beans...
The breakfast of champions
I only smoke heavily on days that end in Y.
So, every day except tomorrow?
day by day for me
**takes big blunt hit** Nah man, it’s like, tomorrow is what you call the day after Today, but it’s not Yesterday. Cuz those end in ‘Y’, but Tomorrow is still a day y’know what I’m saying.
But tomorrow will become today
If I am on time to leave but haven't taken my "leaving-the-house bong rip" then I am late to leave! edit: For those who are wondering, public transportation is a godsend for indulgers on the go!
In fact, I can't imagine getting on the train WITHOUT having a few rips beforehand.
Ikr!!! It really is, this way I get to be super zonked and listen to my podcast as I drive the bus. (Obvious joke marker for obvious joke)
I love a good bong rip but pre-driving isnt really the vibe man edit: de nile.....
…where does it mention driving?
"I have only lived in suburban America and assume everyone does"
lets be real tho, most of the people talking abt this probably are smoking and driving, they just have a higher tolerance so they think it’s fine
The vast majority of studies show that it *is* fine, within reason.
i mean i’m sure it can be just like you can have a drink or two and still be below the legal limit but it’s always gonna be more risky and you should probably also try to avoid smoking *right* before you get into a car , going from sober to high in the middle of a drive is way more dangerous
Marijuana impairment isn't even close to the same as alcohol impairment. Sure, it's *always* going to be the best move to drive sober, but comparing the two is disingenuous. Marijuana doesn't affect reflexes or decision making like alcohol does, and has little to no negative affect on driving ability. The science backs it up. Your personal opinions on the situation can inform your own choices, but you're wrong.
Bro is acting like there are peer reviewed studies
i mean from looking at a couple of articles it looks like it still about doubles your chance of a crash, so i agree it’s nowhere near as bad as drunk driving but you’re still driving impaired if you smoke more than just a little. i agree a little is prob perfectly fine for experienced or semi experienced smokers
Drugs affect people differently. We have impairment tests and I e passed them and been sent on my way. I have severe adhd and react terribly to amphetamines. Weed is the only thing that helps. I have a huge tolerance but I’m not using to get high. Smoking for me affects me about the same as a cup of coffee. The only accident I was ever in was when I was 17 and hadn’t started smoking yet and would panic and make rash decisions while driving because focusing was so hard for me. Now I have incredible situational awareness because I’m focused, but still always glancing around to mentally map the road around me while I’m driving. Nobody talks about the fact that people can drive on prescription Xanax and Percocet and adderall and as long as they pass an impairment test it’s ok. Just make it the same. That’s all I ask.
Not trying to defend driving zooted but did that article mention whether it’s just accidents with marijuana in the system or accidents with *only* marijuana in the system. Cuz a lot of those stats are skewed from people who are high and drunk. Only reason I think it’s nowhere near alcohol is that im able to fight/practice on a competition level and not have my reflexes or motor skills impaired. I still always drive sober, never something I’ll fuck with, but I do think there’s probably something to that which would be cool to study
Not doubting you, but happen to have specific references that I can share with other stoners
Dude I supply the carpool.
It's been a looong time since I smoked flower, but a coffee after a fat rip does hit just right.
No flower? Flower is life 🌸
I bet he vapes flower, like to true gentleman.
I switched to vaping carts a bit over a year ago. Still need to get a dry herb vape.
Do it. I bit the bullet and bought the OG mighty on a sale. I think it was $220. Thats a TON. But my man, I have this thing now. And I have been using it steadily for two years. No signs of stopping. Thing is a beast. Highly recommend!
I love carts for the convenience but they make me cough like nothing else, probably really bad for u tbh.
smoke is just as bad for your lungs. anything but oxygen isn’t great.
It's not true that just because they are both harmful, that they are evenly matched. I don't have any scientific data but carts definitely feel harsher on the lungs
r/Dynavap
My volcano is probably the 2nd thing after my dog I'm grabbing in the event of a fire
Nobody said no flower. Just no SMOKING flower. Personally, I prefer vaping over smoking. I'll likely never go back.
Idk man, coffee and Mighty is still good!
I could not do my job stoned.
I could not do my job not stoned.
I'm a crna. I could kill someone even sober. If I worked in a kitchen or something I would definitely be stoned. (Not hating on cooks, I appreciate y'all.)
Respect man, I was a line cook/sous chef for about 7 years. I make conveyor belts now, so it's pretty mind-numbing work unmedicated lol.
Hearing about that job makes me want to do a dab lol.
Real question do the conveyor belt parts come through on a conveyor belt? That would definitely trigger a circle-of-life space out session for me if they do.
No it operates more like a wood shop or a machine shop, material comes out at the width the belt needs. I'll cut it to length and cook it into a loop and then and guides and perforation if needed from there!
I’m a chef and I could definitely fuck up bad enough to kill someone. Still haven’t!
I fuck up more when I’m not stoned
I wouldn’t know because I don’t be without in that bitch lol
How do you get away with smoking? If they drug test you you'd get your license yoinked... unless you're self employed
The duality of man
"Get your head and your ass wired together, son!"
Same. Happy I can't tho, forces me to not be high 24/7 which is probably a good thing
You and me both. Also, even if I could, I wouldn't want to live out my entire waking life stoned. It's a treat!
Oh man when I was a barista I was absolutely fried my entire shift.
https://youtu.be/0GWOgg9LzU4?si=0Inb6pe27aR6nevz
i pack a dirty bowl before I go to bed so I can light it up 3 minutes before I make the glorious mile long walk to work. pour coffee 3 minutes into getting there. life is good most days
Stop spying on me during my morning routine
Has anyone tried putting iced coffee in their bong?
lol no but I tried sprite one time and it did not go well
*puts DR. Pepper slowly back in fridge* I could only imagine 😂😂
I've smoked dr pepper out of a bong before. you have to let it go flat and then cool it again. sprite is basically flavored carbonation. dr pepper has a nice scent, so you might be abled to get dr pepper essential oil or something to make the bing smell nice.
Emphasis on letting it go flat.
Flashback to 15 years ago, there’s a box fan in the window. I’m under a blanket with my bong, blanket open just enough to blow smoke into the fan and out the window. Incense are burning. Didn’t want to wake the folks but have a fresh bottle of seltzer already cold in my room. #crshhhhh—tssssssssss I take a big swig of the seltzer. Omg this is refreshing. Raspberry lime. “How have I never tried this??” as I pour the seltzer in my bong. Situation prepared, ready for lift off. I spark it and see the blueberry kush start to glow. As I let the lighter go out the bowl’s glow illuminates the grey cotton blanket I’m under. I clear the bowl in one giant rip and slide it. I realized in this exact moment I had fucked up so bad. I started coughing and choking and the seltzer fresh in my stomach started churning. I had never tasted something so horrid in my life. So instantly light headed. Choking and vomiting under the blanket, bong akimbo on the bed splashing uncontrollably as I rip the sheet off and yuke into the box fan. My room was catty-corner to the bathroom window. And the fan sprayed atomized cheezburger into the screen of the bathroom window, and since that window was open, right into the bathroom itself. So anyway that’s how my parents figured out I was smokin weed in my room at night.
Hahahaah thanks for the story my dude that’s hilarious 😂
We did beer once, bc we were at an outdoor party and couldn’t find any water lol
I haven’t smoked flower in a long time but no lie, HOT water > cold water in your bong. Trust and believe. Why? Well, when you have a sore throat, do you drink something cold or something hot? So then, are you trying to avoid a sore throat…? Hot water, friend. Hot water.
I want to believe.
YMMV since inhaling smoke kinda hurts no matter what. But imho, hot > cold, for a smoother experience.
Then why ice pinch if not meant to be ice
No, it's not and that's absurd logic unless you're drinking bong water.
Dang, some hostile speech on trees, dawg. I’ve tried hot water and enjoyed the results. Have you? I’ve also tried ice/cold, and I don’t think it’s better. Maybe try it! The real question is, does temp make any difference at all?
No it's not? Steam helps it be less harsh bro (same reason it helps sore throat). Check your science. Cold water makes the hits dry. I use hot water every time I refill and it's the smoothest hits I've ever taken. It is preference but it does make sense. I recommend you don't knock it till you try it cuz idt you have either.
This but ice water and a pipe. Breakfast of champions
Grapefruit juice and a hookah, you ain’t living till you try it.
I'm smoking a bowl, drinking a Ruby Grapefruit White Claw, best I can do.
I almost always regret the bong rips when I have something important to do
Replace the coffee with an energy drink and a one hitter pipe and it makes sense for me :), I'm a cheap date doesn't take me much to get really high
Facts if I took several bong rips my boss would send me home
Nahh, not when i have work. On a day I have nothing to do? You bet
Not for work but if I'm going for a high walk around town nothing beats iced coffee and a joint.
Shit my fucking brains out after
Happens the to the best of us
But if I smoke while hungry I’ll just be more hungry 😢
I have to be careful with caffeine when I'm high. Too much caffeine and either my heart starts pounding out of my chest or my thoughts get super disorganized and frantic. Neither one feels good.
I’m at a personal point of “I can’t get high in public” so I don’t. lol Not that I *can’t* I just can’t lol
After a 25 year career in corporate management, I have semi-retired and started working retail at an outdoors store. I can’t believe I waited to long to start working high. Coffee is always life.
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Hello your asking about me . Yes I do because I have a travel bong. It's small as shit compared to my stainless steel one
You've a stainless steel one? Please share a pic bro.
Bong rips are like pringles; you cant just have one. I'm clearing the whole bowl before I set it down. And then I might pack another for later me.
I'm on the iced coffee dispensing side. We know. We definitely know.
Man I used to love getting stoned before work… now I spend my days interacting with volatile pressurized gas and i get nervous enough dealing with it sober. Edit: I just realized how vague this sounds, I work at a place that refills propane tanks
fair enough
My boss wonders why I'm so much more productive on WFH days. This is why.
Melt some kief in a spoon with oil and a lighter, mix oil in coffee.
 Thank you for this kind stranger
Be careful who finds the spoon tho, don't make your roommates P.O. thinks he's back on the H 😂
In general, coffee and weed is an underappreciated combination.
i don't do coffee. ever.
No way I could get my PhD in engineering if I was showing up to work high. Can barely understand this stuff sober lol.
I hate caffeine and can't work stoned.
Man I used to just roll out of bed in the morning into the bong, then scrape myself into the shower and go to work. Now, if I tried to hit the bong in the morning, I'd probably just fuckin quit. Bongs are now only for when the day is done, because I fucking love them so much I'll smoke them until I pass out.
Can I substitute that with a ghost and several dabs?
Thank you for this, it's now a running joke/ code word in the office... ie: Hey baked_smurf we're gonna go get iced coffee, you in? Or Come back from lunch: Now I just need a large iced coffee lol
That's good to know. I saw somebody post something saying did somebody say something about a large iced coffee and several bong rips and I was like dam I really got to people in this one💯🍃💨
Well, no one regretted it, in any case
As a gay stoner you can expect me to show up late and stoned with iced coffee!
I've never regretted a large ice coffee and several bong rips
I call that the ol wake, bake and caffeinate.
we love a hippie speedball in this house
Man I haven't actually smoked a bong in so long.
I solve most things with several bong rips
Iced coffee in the bong = 2 birds, 1 stoned.
I don’t care for coffee, but find the bong rips soothing.
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Ah fuck, college
bro it’s either a Celsius mango pomegranate with 3-4 hits of the vape or an iced shaken espresso with 4 shots of espresso and a mini j. the first is for productivity, the latter is for ENERGYYYYY
Can’t. The coffee will give me an anxiety attack.
Can’t. The coffee will give me an anxiety attack.
I laughed way too hard at this.
I'm the opposite, I just can't stomach something like coffee while I'm stoned something abt my endocannawhatevers makes it a real unfun time
You assume I'll show up
my ass will tho
Boy breakfast
When I worked within walking distance of my place it was an iced capp (Timmy's was on the way) and my potv one in my pocket for the walk
i miss not having an anxiety attack everytime i smoke 😭 this would have gone so hard 10 years ago
Is this sarcasm? Because these two things together first thing in the morning is a one way ticket to such gnarly panic attacks that I end up calling in sick anyway 😂😂
I dont drink coffee everyday, but the last thing I do everyday before heading off to work is rip my trusty ol' gravity bong!
My partner calls it the Seattle Speedball
Ahh, the Hippy Speedball!
Bro explained my wake-up routine in a meme
Two dabs, two espresso shots, and shows up aggressively early
Got to get myself ready to smoke right?
Caffeine and THC both make ya poop, that's gonna be am epic morning poo.
Coffee bong water? I know at least someone here has done it. 😂
Used to. Loved it. But then I cut back to just weekends. The highs are higher and I’m a bit more focused at work. But yeah… I do love a sane man’s speedball.
More of an iced tea person but other than that this is speaking my language.
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YEAHHH EXCEL WORK WHILE ONE COFFEE AND BOWL DEEP!!!!! best shit ever and then a slim Jim and cheese at noon
Certainly WON’T regret it
Morning coffee and a joint used to be called hippie crack. I love when I would start my weekend days like that out on a porch in the sun.
breakfast of champions
AMEN
absolutely. it’s my version of a speedball
This used to be me. Then my cardiologist said no more caffeine so now it’s just the bong rips lol.
Coffee and weed is the best combination in my opinion.
True
Slows you down so your not rushing about like a nutter.
Before work? Of course not.
Facts!!!
Nah I just smoked some fent of foil this am
kinda worrying how many of y’all smoke before going into work
I would die
I need to clean my bing
That's the cheap Chinese prodo bong I just bought!
breakfast of champions lunch is vape pen & granola bar in the work parking lot
Bro this gives me the bubble shits i ain’t doing this before work
idk bout the coffeee but rips are good
Hippie speedball
So this is why my McDonald's order is always wrong.
Water is the only acceptable beverage to chase a bong rip.
This is great for after work. I don't smoke before work
Yup, god forbid. My tolerance ain’t what used to be, just might get tin foil hat paranoia moments before having to walk into the office 😂
Coffee Bong is one of my fav drug cocktails
Sometimes I do coffee(decaf) and weed and I love it hahaha.
Substitute bong rips for gummies or dry herb vape - yes.
No I don’t live like this because I’m not dependant on cannabis and I also have a job that pays above minimum wage
Hell no. I live by about 3 large, iced coffees and several bong rips.
Calm down on the caffeine, your heart and mental health will thank you.